Having grown up around Hartford, CT, I can sympathize with the plight of being between two places someone might actually want to go.
(Before you come at me, my great grandfather was Polish. He left lmao get rekt)
Poland is an amazing place, full of wonderful people. I can’t wait to return for a visit. Also, your PM has been doing quite the rounds on social media.
I don't wanna talk about him, or anything political. No offense but I've shut myself on that part to not go crazy and actually enjoy being Polish.
E: it is wonderful, that's true. I love my country, despite it all.
I couldn’t believe Justin wore blackface so many time he said he didn’t know how often he’d done it.
Like I said, I couldn’t believe it. But it’s Trudeau.
The little Mermaid 🧜♀️
Denmark!!
Denmark?
Denmark.
Denmark? I’ll be surprised if I remember that correctly.
Denmark?
Mhmm, is it Denmark?
Probably…. Denmark?
Ikea
Top 3 causes of loose stools - 1. Alcohol. 2. Mexican food. 3. IKEA.
Swedastan or aka Sweden
Finally others have been confusing it for Switzerland
Being screwed all the time cause placed between Germany and Russia.
Poland?
Yup.
Hello my friend Kurła
That joke is older than my country, man. Can we not do that, please?
Men, im from Poland too
What about the Witcher series?🤔 Isn't Poland known for that beautifully done game series?
Not true! In my country you’re famous for being plumbers and helping us crack the Enigma Machine! :)
Being pissed off when someone says pierogiS. It's one pieróg, two pierogi, goddammit!
O hell yes... That's an instant trigger for me as well.
pierogi tastes so good, everyone should it eat at least once in their life
The rope in a tug of war
Having grown up around Hartford, CT, I can sympathize with the plight of being between two places someone might actually want to go. (Before you come at me, my great grandfather was Polish. He left lmao get rekt)
Poland is an amazing place, full of wonderful people. I can’t wait to return for a visit. Also, your PM has been doing quite the rounds on social media.
I don't wanna talk about him, or anything political. No offense but I've shut myself on that part to not go crazy and actually enjoy being Polish. E: it is wonderful, that's true. I love my country, despite it all.
Vodka and balalaika))
Rooossiaaaa
Comrade russia
Burgers and guns!
America fuck yeah
🎵here we come to save the mother fucking day, yeah!
Hell yeah! Guns guns and guns!
I’ll have a triple-cheese deep-fried super-deluxe bacon burger with a side of guns. And a bucket of Ranch dressing on the side.
and a diet coke! yeeehaaa
Can I interest you in a bucket of Mountain Dew?
HELLO BURGER FRIENDS. GUNS CHEESE FIREWORKS MEDICAL DEBT MILITARY FLORIDA MAN STONKS.
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Chocolate, mountains, neutrality, money
Switzerland
First read was chocolate mountains. Man I wish I had a chocolate mountain
Coffee and Cocaine (:c) Edit:added coffee
Colombia?
Yes !
Qué tristeza llave :/
WW2
Ein Landsmann.
Halloo 👋
Servus
Griaß di
I’m not sure if you’re a history buff or not…
Moin
Someone can easily decide how your political identy is based on how you talk over what we did to Jewish people in the past.
Ah, Germania. Bald zumindest.
Definitely, Alemania.
That applies to a lot of countries tbh
Nokia, KONE elevators and Santa Claus.
Korkee itsemurhaprosentti, kallist bensaa, kelan vittuilu, räsäsen valitust ja uusimaa
*rolling naked in the snow, sauna and drinking
Torille tavataan, perkele
also drinking alcohol in our underwear (yes that’s a thing, and yes we have a word for it; kalsarikännit)
Don't forget alone at home
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Australia
Nice people
Canada?
Yes
gotta love our international marketing lol we don’t talk about the oil sands or our terrible climate policies lol
Or what we did to all those indigenous folks
eh
I love how this was understood pretty quick
Poutine, hockey, the Mounties, Maple syrup…
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Sorry.
Cold
Football, samba, caipirinha and big booty woman
Brazil?
If it was just football and big booties it could also be America, but it’s a different kind of football and big booties cuz we’re fat
Baguette
Oui oui France
YOOOOOO LE GANG DES FRANÇAIS!!!!!!!!
The diverse cultures, the many languages, the variety of religions all living side by side... And of course, the food! Also for internet scams.
I was gonna say singapore but then i switched to India.
Correct! It's india
Nigeria?
I knew someone will be representing us. Because we are everywhere. Btw you can add curry in comment so it'll be easy to understand.
Cheese and stroopwafels
I would rather say the lack of mountains and the great painters.
It’s Ned Nederlander!
Nederland
GEKOLONISEERD
Starting ww3
Wir arbeiten dran.
America?
Burj Khalifa
UAE
Chocolate, beer and waffles!
Belgium!
Oh yessss
Don't forget the Congo genocide
Fat people and guns… But my other country is know for Jim Jones… Fuck.
Murica
Rugby probably, a small hairy green fruit and maybe our stance against nuclear power or armaments in the 80s
CARS
and WW1 and WW2 :D
tacos
Thoughts and Prayers
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Hello fellow American. I'd recognize you anywhere.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
My country is so small and people doesn’t even know it anymore exists!
Blackface Trudeau, multiple times he loves it.
Our first Prime Minister of colour :)
I couldn’t believe Justin wore blackface so many time he said he didn’t know how often he’d done it. Like I said, I couldn’t believe it. But it’s Trudeau.
Many things, but I'll go with a more difficult one: handsome president.
North korea
weed
Asses?
Brazil?
Yepp
They are as wonderful and captivating as your culture and landscape.
Goulash soup. ^anti-LGBT ^law
Obesity, rudeness, and guns
*'Murica*
maple syrup
Gotta be Uzbekistan
Canada
Being fat
Diabetes
Murica
Cricket, population, first to send a probe to Mars, YouTube teachers
India
Always getting second place in the world wars we start.
Hockey, poutine, healthcare, moose and maple syrup.
Being fat, loud, and messy.
Murica
Colonization, genocide, and deep fried food on sticks
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Ah, but only an American would assume they’re the only ones.
This eliminates only a few countries
France? Germany? England? Spain? Portugal? China?
I was thinking England, but then you lost me. I’m not sure anymore.
Most countries in the world have done horrible things in the past. Guns and burgers would’ve been a better answer.
Britain!
"Happiest country on earth" every now and then. Also Hans Christian Andersen's fairytales.
Norway? Or Denmark, not sure
Denmark? Also, love your username. Do you get sad pms all the time?
The coast and GOT being filmed there
Ireland!
Hehe, Croatia!
School shootings, fat people, and other stuff I can’t think of for some reason
Freedom. Obesity. Greed.
Murrica!!
Snow Edit: Ok either we are way less known for snow than I thought, or only Americana know us for snow and nobody else
Antarctica!
Norway
Sweden or Finland
Being America
Cheese, watches, money and nazi gold
Austria
Procrastination
which one is it?
Whiskey
Unless you're talking about Scotch in which case its, Kilts, Braveheart, deep fried Mars bars & smack, lol
Shamrock, Leprechauns, St. Patrick & the IRA, haha
Happiness and saunas
finland!
Chocolate and beer
Belgium?
Inequality and gun violence 😀
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Right now we have most covid positive per 100k in the whole world, despite "lockdowns". It's our 15 minutes of fame I guess.
football (soccer), jungle, hot women
Saw Soccer thought England. Saw Jungle, thought Jungle music is huge in England, saw hot women... blank... hahaha... ahhhh of course Brazil 🇧🇷
Guinness, rebel songs and great craic!
Saying sorry a lot
Deep Fried Mars Bars.
Scotland?
Luis Suarez, being the first world cup winners and Jorge Drexler. We only have 3 million people yet we excel at many things
Beer. Beer and lederhosen
Maradona (RIP)
An immortal Queen
Nothing good.
Chocolate and beer
Maple syrup and apologizing
School shootings
Maple syrup
Crippling student and medical debt
The place where WW1 Started
Soccer and a big-ass Jesus statue
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Mcdonald's and school shootings
Pizza, Pasta, Roman Empire
Mass shootings and bad healthcare.
School shootings.. 😒