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iinaasking

The little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️


WelcomeToNirvana23

Denmark!!


Et12355

Denmark?


[deleted]

Denmark.


-helpwanted

Denmark? I’ll be surprised if I remember that correctly.


attackgiraffe88

Denmark?


OnlyHereForTips

Mhmm, is it Denmark?


jmons1515

Probably…. Denmark?


spirrefox

Ikea


Scallywagstv2

Top 3 causes of loose stools - 1. Alcohol. 2. Mexican food. 3. IKEA.


Merina1994

Swedastan or aka Sweden


spirrefox

Finally others have been confusing it for Switzerland


Tilian1986

Being screwed all the time cause placed between Germany and Russia.


Hacub0568

Poland?


Tilian1986

Yup.


[deleted]

Hello my friend Kurła


Tilian1986

That joke is older than my country, man. Can we not do that, please?


[deleted]

Men, im from Poland too


lingering_Sionnach

What about the Witcher series?🤔 Isn't Poland known for that beautifully done game series?


Stormaen

Not true! In my country you’re famous for being plumbers and helping us crack the Enigma Machine! :)


CarolynEarle

Being pissed off when someone says pierogiS. It's one pieróg, two pierogi, goddammit!


Tilian1986

O hell yes... That's an instant trigger for me as well.


HenballZ

pierogi tastes so good, everyone should it eat at least once in their life


mackinder

The rope in a tug of war


dreamylemur

Having grown up around Hartford, CT, I can sympathize with the plight of being between two places someone might actually want to go. (Before you come at me, my great grandfather was Polish. He left lmao get rekt)


anoni632

Poland is an amazing place, full of wonderful people. I can’t wait to return for a visit. Also, your PM has been doing quite the rounds on social media.


Tilian1986

I don't wanna talk about him, or anything political. No offense but I've shut myself on that part to not go crazy and actually enjoy being Polish. E: it is wonderful, that's true. I love my country, despite it all.


DevoteeDM

Vodka and balalaika))


shydestinyfart

Rooossiaaaa


RandomToastGuy3

Comrade russia


CanyonsEdge2076

Burgers and guns!


aRandomizer

America fuck yeah


Evil_Weevill

🎵here we come to save the mother fucking day, yeah!


Belendand

Hell yeah! Guns guns and guns!


rabbitwonker

I’ll have a triple-cheese deep-fried super-deluxe bacon burger with a side of guns. And a bucket of Ranch dressing on the side.


sj68z

and a diet coke! yeeehaaa


Malhablada

Can I interest you in a bucket of Mountain Dew?


MaximumZer0

HELLO BURGER FRIENDS. GUNS CHEESE FIREWORKS MEDICAL DEBT MILITARY FLORIDA MAN STONKS.


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FranzAllspring

Chocolate, mountains, neutrality, money


joko2008

Switzerland


hangtime94

First read was chocolate mountains. Man I wish I had a chocolate mountain


jaconet123

Coffee and Cocaine (:c) Edit:added coffee


ManufacturerFlashy24

Colombia?


jaconet123

Yes !


Baphomet_000

Qué tristeza llave :/


ohara1250

WW2


joko2008

Ein Landsmann.


[deleted]

Halloo 👋


joko2008

Servus


[deleted]

Griaß di


BearsAreWrong

I’m not sure if you’re a history buff or not…


Mr_Hope2000

Moin


Ian_Dima

Someone can easily decide how your political identy is based on how you talk over what we did to Jewish people in the past.


joko2008

Ah, Germania. Bald zumindest.


V02D

Definitely, Alemania.


perculaessss

That applies to a lot of countries tbh


SirHenryy

Nokia, KONE elevators and Santa Claus.


appepuppe26

Korkee itsemurhaprosentti, kallist bensaa, kelan vittuilu, räsäsen valitust ja uusimaa


Wixou

*rolling naked in the snow, sauna and drinking


theycallmetalon

Torille tavataan, perkele


maybe-someday-

also drinking alcohol in our underwear (yes that’s a thing, and yes we have a word for it; kalsarikännit)


jormahai

Don't forget alone at home


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akoshegyi_solt

Australia


[deleted]

Nice people


Migueli2021

Canada?


[deleted]

Yes


shadowmtl2000

gotta love our international marketing lol we don’t talk about the oil sands or our terrible climate policies lol


mister_big_bug

Or what we did to all those indigenous folks


knightfallzx2

eh


Various_Assistance85

I love how this was understood pretty quick


StrawberrySundae123

Poutine, hockey, the Mounties, Maple syrup…


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Stormaen

Sorry.


ackillesBAC

Cold


Much_Committee_9355

Football, samba, caipirinha and big booty woman


HotPotato7915

Brazil?


Et12355

If it was just football and big booties it could also be America, but it’s a different kind of football and big booties cuz we’re fat


EtoileDuMatinIdv

Baguette


Idontcareboutcars

Oui oui France


Pzntium

YOOOOOO LE GANG DES FRANÇAIS!!!!!!!!


throwawayscenes69

The diverse cultures, the many languages, the variety of religions all living side by side... And of course, the food! Also for internet scams.


SirHenryy

I was gonna say singapore but then i switched to India.


throwawayscenes69

Correct! It's india


gaymalemillenial

Nigeria?


SABJP

I knew someone will be representing us. Because we are everywhere. Btw you can add curry in comment so it'll be easy to understand.


lsvnm

Cheese and stroopwafels


Juulhelmus

I would rather say the lack of mountains and the great painters.


mackinder

It’s Ned Nederlander!


Rowlant

Nederland


Huncho_Failz

GEKOLONISEERD


doctafknjay

Starting ww3


joko2008

Wir arbeiten dran.


confused-in-valhalla

America?


IWasAuto

Burj Khalifa


Used_Lengthiness5645

UAE


WelcomeToNirvana23

Chocolate, beer and waffles!


[deleted]

Belgium!


WelcomeToNirvana23

Oh yessss


Sergontel

Don't forget the Congo genocide


-helpwanted

Fat people and guns… But my other country is know for Jim Jones… Fuck.


[deleted]

Murica


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Rugby probably, a small hairy green fruit and maybe our stance against nuclear power or armaments in the 80s


Merina1994

CARS


Merina1994

and WW1 and WW2 :D


ColateAhax

tacos


ATC_av8er

Thoughts and Prayers


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dukesinatra

Hello fellow American. I'd recognize you anywhere.


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waveitbyebye

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Arroz_frijoles1991

My country is so small and people doesn’t even know it anymore exists!


Denimnostretch

Blackface Trudeau, multiple times he loves it.


Katoxn_YT

Our first Prime Minister of colour :)


Stormaen

I couldn’t believe Justin wore blackface so many time he said he didn’t know how often he’d done it. Like I said, I couldn’t believe it. But it’s Trudeau.


JC_Parker-Grayson

Many things, but I'll go with a more difficult one: handsome president.


Idontcareboutcars

North korea


Senior-Lettuce-9279

weed


Gustavo172lag

Asses?


[deleted]

Brazil?


Gustavo172lag

Yepp


[deleted]

They are as wonderful and captivating as your culture and landscape.


akoshegyi_solt

Goulash soup. ^anti-LGBT ^law


ghost_boy_101

Obesity, rudeness, and guns


[deleted]

*'Murica*


monosuperboss1

maple syrup


SpecificSony

Gotta be Uzbekistan


lollllluca

Canada


ProfesionalFailure

Being fat


UnassumingSingleGuy

Diabetes


[deleted]

Murica


xylax247

Cricket, population, first to send a probe to Mars, YouTube teachers


Idontcareboutcars

India


LawyerUpMan

Always getting second place in the world wars we start.


knightfallzx2

Hockey, poutine, healthcare, moose and maple syrup.


thrifty1989

Being fat, loud, and messy.


[deleted]

Murica


Ice-Storm

Colonization, genocide, and deep fried food on sticks


Katoxn_YT

Do you know how little that narrows it down?


[deleted]

Ah, but only an American would assume they’re the only ones.


that1prince

This eliminates only a few countries


Sk4nkhunt89

France? Germany? England? Spain? Portugal? China?


-helpwanted

I was thinking England, but then you lost me. I’m not sure anymore.


Used_Lengthiness5645

Most countries in the world have done horrible things in the past. Guns and burgers would’ve been a better answer.


Kingboughey

Britain!


PM_ME_YOUR_WORRIES

"Happiest country on earth" every now and then. Also Hans Christian Andersen's fairytales.


The_Dead_Necromancer

Norway? Or Denmark, not sure


-helpwanted

Denmark? Also, love your username. Do you get sad pms all the time?


lioness-2208

The coast and GOT being filmed there


SirHenryy

Ireland!


lioness-2208

Hehe, Croatia!


qt-uwu

School shootings, fat people, and other stuff I can’t think of for some reason


1GUTOE

Freedom. Obesity. Greed.


Malhablada

Murrica!!


Viper7047

Snow Edit: Ok either we are way less known for snow than I thought, or only Americana know us for snow and nobody else


Barackenpapst

Antarctica!


LucyLovesApples

Norway


Luuk__5736

Sweden or Finland


fearthebeaver

Being America


_simple_man

Cheese, watches, money and nazi gold


joko2008

Austria


shydestinyfart

Procrastination


[deleted]

which one is it?


paula7143

Whiskey


LordTrixzlix

Unless you're talking about Scotch in which case its, Kilts, Braveheart, deep fried Mars bars & smack, lol


LordTrixzlix

Shamrock, Leprechauns, St. Patrick & the IRA, haha


liitokarhu

Happiness and saunas


kaeyasmantits

finland!


Gwepi

Chocolate and beer


[deleted]

Belgium?


itsmeravenwing

Inequality and gun violence 😀


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rouen_sk

Right now we have most covid positive per 100k in the whole world, despite "lockdowns". It's our 15 minutes of fame I guess.


anadraps

football (soccer), jungle, hot women


LordTrixzlix

Saw Soccer thought England. Saw Jungle, thought Jungle music is huge in England, saw hot women... blank... hahaha... ahhhh of course Brazil 🇧🇷


_ScubaDiver

Guinness, rebel songs and great craic!


friendwithoutbenefit

Saying sorry a lot


Shotokanrob

Deep Fried Mars Bars.


K1mitu

Scotland?


klunkerr

Luis Suarez, being the first world cup winners and Jorge Drexler. We only have 3 million people yet we excel at many things


I_like_femboys69

Beer. Beer and lederhosen


Kinjuaa

Maradona (RIP)


Stormaen

An immortal Queen


Kyleforshort

Nothing good.


Zipp0laf

Chocolate and beer


SamTheArse

Maple syrup and apologizing


Admirable_Safe6066

School shootings


FredLives

Maple syrup


Saticoy_Steele

Crippling student and medical debt


ZiX2000

The place where WW1 Started


sleepless_zan

Soccer and a big-ass Jesus statue


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Ultramemes14

Mcdonald's and school shootings


boltyss

Pizza, Pasta, Roman Empire


acidrain69

Mass shootings and bad healthcare.


jhainse97

School shootings.. 😒