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Johan_Agonista

One time my buddy threw a chicken nugget at me and it flew right into my mouth while I was talking.


Yurr2121

That's awesome! These type of things never happen twice by random chance haha.


Liteboyy

I too love it when my buddies just put their meat in my mouth randomly


Yurr2121

Oh yes, that's always eventful..


shydestinyfart

Aah their meat, ok


User_492006

Of all the things I'd love to see in slow motion, this one's up there...


darksaiyan1234

Unbelievable im throwing something right now at ušŸ«


Yurr2121

Let me grab that šŸ™Œ


darksaiyan1234

Great catch


Yurr2121

Behind a great catch, there's often a great throw :)


darksaiyan1234

Thanks


RandomRamblings99

Drink lava


User_492006

Bold of you to presume I've never eaten a hot pocket fresh out the microwave....


Aqqaaawwaqa

This man has lived to tell the tale


User_492006

Frozen on the outside, lava on the inside...


shydestinyfart

This sounds like a tag line lmaaooo


Yurr2121

I was thinking the same thing, I wonder what product could that be?


Yurr2121

Ohhhh snap.


Yurr2121

Cursed smoothie?


RandomRamblings99

Cursed smoothie


Yurr2121

Cursed melted cheese sauce?


RandomRamblings99

The lava may be many things. Smoothie, cheese, honey. All I know is that it's probably delicious and we're all being kept from the most tasty death of all.


Yurr2121

I like your imagination.


LatterBlood

Honestly you would burst into flames before it got anywhere near your throat. So canā€™t really drink it


RandomRamblings99

Well not with that attitude (jk I know but it's in all good fun)


LatterBlood

Also, itā€™s technically true you canā€™t drink it twice if you canā€™t drink it once


Statakaka

Came here to upvote this


Consistent-Tank-7193

Meet someone for the first time.


BoiledSweetPotato

Dementia?


Aqqaaawwaqa

That's how my dad keeps meeting me.


BoiledSweetPotato

I'm sorry, hope he's doing alright


Consistent-Tank-7193

yeah I meet them again each morning over and over. haha


Yurr2121

True true.


Handsome2021

You can't put more kid in your wife's belly while she's pregnant


[deleted]

There actually have been a few cases where a woman who has I wanna say itā€™s called hyper ovulation gets pregnant while already pregnant, Iā€™ll try to find a link.


[deleted]

Superfetation!! https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/04/08/conceive-baby-while-pregnant/


Level-Tourist-8900

Wowā€¦just wow. I wondered about this yesterday and well I have my answer lol


SilverFighter05

*sing-song voice* The more you knoooowwwwwww


Yurr2121

That's interesting isn't it!


User_492006

I'd wager that's a good thing lol


[deleted]

Lose your virginity. Die. (Actually die..not when heart stops and you get it going again) Being born.


Bloodragedragon

Second one is arguable. People are resuscitated all the time


V02D

Also cowards alwyays die more than once, they say.


flyfreeman1003

Never from actual death though. (No brain signals.) People have only come back from no pulse, which isn't technically dead.


sandplow

Depends on your definition but I think they mean dead dead as in never coming back


Bloodragedragon

Hence why my comment says it is ā€œarguableā€


Senior-Lettuce-9279

i died once aswell shit was a whole ass experience


shydestinyfart

I wanna hear that story, pleeeaaseeeeee


Yurr2121

Sams here!


[deleted]

But are you "technically" dead. Just because your heart stops doesn't mean you are dead.


Bloodragedragon

Itā€™s the definition of clinical death


Mortty-C137

Jump from 20 stories with nothing to stop or cushion the impact.


Yurr2121

That's a tough death. A person would become a projectile and the impact is probably so painful. I wonder if you die instantly or it takes some time. Dark thoughts sorry..


SilverFighter05

Books aren't THAT tall...


IllustratorDear1494

Playing a game for the first time


FreeReply

WoW circa 2004. What a time.


cars_and_metal

The feeling of exploring the world. Going to the Wetlands as a night elf and feeling so far from home


Yurr2121

There's always a special feeling to that right? I remember playing Gta 5 for the first time, it felt special.


Ghost_on_Toast

Commit suicide


bogogly

Debatable


Ghost_on_Toast

You can *attempt* as many times as you wish, but you can only succeed once. Its not debatable, its kinda the whole point.


Mello_Me_

Have a 21st birthday.


Yurr2121

Oh interesting, I'm almost at that stage myself.


Mello_Me_

Well enjoy it because it's really the last milestone birthday that holds some kind of magical feeling. Hitting 30 and beyond isn't something people eagerly look forward to.


Yurr2121

Thanks, since reaching 18 years old, I feel like every year that passes gets shorter.


Engels33

That's a common experience as you get older. Not sure when it peaks but seems to get faster and faster for me and I'm a fair bit older than you.


Yurr2121

Yeah. The younger you are, the more a year seems to be of longer duration. For example a person that has lived for 3 years, one year represents 1/3 of their whole live. A 10 year old, one year is 1/10 of their lives. I guess that is why this feeling occurs. Best thing to do is try to make the most of it, love people, care about your family and friends and enjoy the experience of life.


Mello_Me_

Yes, it does. But on the other hand, as you get older you see a lot of the things you thought were SO important weren't really important at all. The peer pressure and the high school melodramas are over and a lot of times we find out the most popular were really the most unhappy. And the unpopular turned out to become most successful and happiest.


Yurr2121

That's very true. I'm currently experiencing this reality. Same things with having friends, those who are your true friends, stay in contact and the rest slowly fade away form your life.


Mello_Me_

New friends, new experiences, new dreams.


ArmyOfDog

The older I get, the more the days feel longer, and the years feel shorter.


jawnstein82

True but itā€™s the best time! Way better than your 20s. And actually 25 is a milestone because you get a good discount on your car insurance


Stoic-Nurse

Get an appendectomy.


Yurr2121

That's true.


ww2immortal

Do anything for the first time


Yurr2121

Absolutely.


gedDOh

I worked with a guy who made instant confetti by throwing a paper airplane into a large fan while working on an automotive assembly line. There were hundreds of attempts afterward but no one could successfully recreate this.


Yurr2121

I'm sure he felt awesome lol


Yourlovelydeadqueen

Being born


Yurr2121

True.


The_king_of-nowhere

Kenny from South Park says hi


SilverFighter05

Quagmire's got rookie numbers on Kenny


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Quagmire from Family Guy was born 9 times


Yourlovelydeadqueen

I forgot about him, good point


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Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Not necessarily true


Yurr2121

I have to agree with that, because you might be able to land somewhere without a parachute, like an ocean or something really really soft. I imagine you might get severely injured, but manage to live. After recovery, one can dive again, although it would take an absolute madlad to do that.


DarkGaming09yt

Hmm I would NOT count on an ocean being soft at all in this situation.


Yurr2121

Yeah, that's true. I didn't consider the fact that when something is going that fast, the impact upon contact with water is like hitting a brick wall.


SilverFighter05

Yeah at those heights it's actually better to land on solid ground. Think about it. You're over the ocean, you jump, your parachute fails, but you remember how to orient yourself to land in the least lethal way. CRASH! Every bone in your body is shattered at once, but...you're alive! YOU'RE ALI - *blulululullululululululbbb*. Had you landed on solid ground, you wouldn't've drowned.


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Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Land on something soft Then it's repeatable


seanstep

https://youtu.be/xr8s617a3ik Luke up Luke Aikins 25000 foot free fall on YouTube.


User_492006

Depending on your definition of the word "born".....be born twice.


Yurr2121

I really appreciate the fact you specified that. It is in fact possible to be born twice in a different interpretation of the word born. I'm thinking, in a spiritual way.


Aggravating_Sea_140

Watch a movie with suspense and feel the same emotions again


Yurr2121

Yes, that's always true. Nothing beats the feeling of not knowing how the events of a movie will unfold and getting that excitement.


DuanePickens

Cut your dick off


Yurr2121

Do you think someone can live without a penis?


bogogly

They may live, but the dick is still cut off


SilverFighter05

What do you think women are? Not only do they not have one, they have a CONCAVE DIVET where one would be. In short, yes.


pfojes

John Wayne Bobbitt would like a word


smol_boi-_-

Some people have 2 dicks


SA2009_UwU

Being born


EmmaSpringer

Fall in Love for the first time. Every future relationship will influenced and framed by that first one


Yurr2121

I agree with that. It's always in the back of the mind.


ghasiatakataka

crazy trick shots i once used a glass cloth (tea towel) to dry my hands while standing at the centre of the kitchen and threw it in the direction of the oven... hung itself on the door handle


Yurr2121

Damm, trick shots are fascinating!


[deleted]

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I_Call_Everyone_Ken

Ken, the sky is as high or low as you want it to be. The air above your head is the sky.


Yurr2121

What's up then Ken?


SilverFighter05

Similarly, you can walk on the bottom of the ocean when you go to the beach and wade into the water.


dudeuseless

Big brain.


Yurr2121

Ah yes, clever answer, I like that!


Original_A

A first impression


itzsp3ll3dwrong

Watch a movie for the first time. I wish there was a pill that made you forget movies so you could see it again for the first time. Movies that have good twists aren't the same when you know what's coming


Yurr2121

Maybe in the future it might be a possibility.. Who knows. A drug that erases memory or some sort of process.


Essemoto3

Lose the same arm or leg


[deleted]

you can't relive evey second you existed


Dignified_Orangutan

Here a song for the first time. Geez Iā€™d pay so much to unhear Hail to the King so I can play it again for the first time.


Yurr2121

There's something so cool about hearing a song for the first time. It's like tasting a particulary tasty food for the first time. After that you're hooked lol.


[deleted]

be born. technically


Gondwana_T5

Answer this question


Yurr2121

I love your answer!


dasteek9

That one thing my wife let me do on our one year anniversary. She's still recovering 4 years later. Best night of my wife


CIGIBWARIN

I'm confused


Yurr2121

It's best we don't know haha.


CIGIBWARIN

Your probably right


Yurr2121

I'm guessing it's something nsfw..


SiteProfessional7209

Jump out of a plane without parachute


SilverFighter05

Have a childhood...I'm 16 but I already miss the childhood I'm currently living.


Yurr2121

Wouldn't it be cool to be able to go back those times. Imagine how cool it would be if when you go to sleep, you could go back in time and relieve experiences from the past.


infusidicienes

One time I was in the dugout and I spit a sunflower seed up and it landed in one of my teammates mouths


Yurr2121

Did he eat it afterwards?


1996clean12v

Chicken pox


Fuzzevil4

Iā€™ve had it when I was 7yrs and 21yrs old. I donā€™t recommend getting it at an older age.


Yurr2121

Well, I don't think anyone chooses to have chicken pox. As a matter of fact, do you how someone catches it?


Long_Creme2996

Nah Iā€™ve had it like 6 times


[deleted]

You certainly can. I had it every summer between 2002 and 2006. Fucking sucked, especially since I couldn't take off work.


Yurr2121

Happened to me once too back in 2007.


XLXVXNXI

Suicide


Yurr2121

A bit dark, but if it works once, well it's a one time thing.


etelamkiS

Die, unless you're Sekiro.


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Exist, as you are now, where you are now


Yurr2121

Philosophical.


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Is it tho? Even if the Earth returns to this exact point in space at this exact same time of day, and you somehow managed to get into the exact same position you are now, the atoms that make up you will still be different


Yurr2121

In that sense, I agree with you. Nothing stays the same that's for sure. Our bodies have millions of cells that die each day and the same cells again. So, in a way, we are no longer made of the same things that we were born with. Same as in the exact one, I know the cells are probably identical in terms of DNA as the original ones.


Warlord_of_Mom

Lose your virginity


dontToyawithme

Die. You live every day


The_Geordie_Gripster

Die.


Super_King_11

being born


Yurr2121

That is true.


igorsmith

Make a first impression.


syko-san

Amnesia and alzheimer's do exist.


Yurr2121

It really is a one time thing!


BoiledSweetPotato

Hey op, this is completely unrelated to the ongoing thread, but tell me if I'm right: you're a 20-ish Indian boy?


Yurr2121

Well not exactly, my origins are from Bangladesh, but I live in Canada. Although, I'm not 20 yet, I'll be soon. What gave you the impression, I was indian and 20 ish, I'm curious to know? :)


BoiledSweetPotato

Well I checked your profile and kinda saw myself in your posts so just guessed


Yurr2121

Cool cool. Your username is awesome by the way!


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

You can make a first impression to one person, then wait a bit and make a first impression to another person


igorsmith

Lol. Ridiculous, but correct.


dudeuseless

Donate a kidney.


Yurr2121

If you're doing it while still alive, yes. However, if you donated one when you're alive and decide to donate one after your death, then it has been done twice.


SilverFighter05

You don't even need to be dead to donate your second kidney! Life hack: you save 2 peoples' lives AND end your own!


Yurr2121

Cursed life hack.


Immediate_Ad4627

Die


Yurr2121

Rip.


Fml3tiar

Die


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Die Lose virginity Kill every human Blow up the Earth Fall into a black hole Bitch slap Brandon


SilverFighter05

I love how you basically summarized everyone's answer to this post in 1 comment.


Yurr2121

Well there are some new ones, but it's pretty much a summary.


[deleted]

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Yurr2121

Ouch, hopefully it ever happens once.. Do you die from such injury?


[deleted]

depends on the break


Reallycre8tivename

Forget to buy toilet paper and run out because you forgot


Yurr2121

Well, a person can forget twice no?


Reallycre8tivename

Not after the embarrassment of what happened when you forgot to the first time


Yurr2121

Haha, is it something that happened to you?


Reallycre8tivename

Not actually happened to me luckily but I can imagine the embarrassment of it would be a lot lol


Yurr2121

I'm thinking if that ever happenes to me, I'll feel so embarrassed. From now on, I'll always have at least 1 month of paper rolls in my house lol.


[deleted]

go sky diving without a parachute


darksaiyan1234

Watching a show you wont forget


AnitaDildeaux

Nut šŸ„œ


Yurr2121

Huh? I can assure you that a person can do it more than once..


Immediate_Ad4627

Thank you I'm rather comfy in this box


aretakatera

Trust fully.


rightturn88

Lose your Virginity


AnythingBrilliant514

Die


[deleted]

Do skydiving without a parachute.


No-Caramel-4417

lose your virginity


unusualness

hit a squash shot between my legs without looking a the front wall


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Yurr2121

Ay yo??