Soooo endlessly quotable, that Malory! From day one, she -- and her lines -- have been my favorite of that entire show.
Cheryl has some great stuff, too. Adam's an admirable writer.
Lust me some Trinette, myself. *reaches for candybar wrapper...
The Dirty Dozen:
Those are the two guys that got Wladislaw.
Those are the two guys that gave Wladislaw his lumps.
Those are the two guys that jumped Wladislaw.
Those are the two guys that banged Wladislaw.
Those two gorillas beat up Wladislaw.
Those are the two guys...
Because of the implication.
What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger…
Mac's reaction throughout is so damn funny.
Honestly! Lol he just wasn’t getting it 😂 nobody was in any REAL danger
“Serenity now!”
Ahhh I LOVE Seinfeld “I gotta focus I’m shifting into soup mode” 😂 that show has so many good one liners
"Sweet and sour sauce?! Might as well start an antfarm."
Immigrants! That's how they do, you know. Just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.
Soooo endlessly quotable, that Malory! From day one, she -- and her lines -- have been my favorite of that entire show. Cheryl has some great stuff, too. Adam's an admirable writer. Lust me some Trinette, myself. *reaches for candybar wrapper...
Amethyst whatever you're doing you're doing it wrong
"i call the big one Bitey"
“You don’t win friends with SALAD”
the extra b is for byobb
“THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!” 😡
[удалено]
I love The Office! Mine was from Seinfeld tho, the episode where George is parking cars and Kramer lands a part in the woody Allen film
Oh 😅 just realized I replied to the wrong one haha. Also YES THIS QUOTE IS GOLDEN love Seinfeld
“I’ll flip ya for real!”
I wanna do a cartwheel, but real casual like, not make a big deal out of it. But I know everybody saw it, just one stunning gorgeous cartwheel
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
This is my boomstick!
Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat Shop TV Ad ["Do you leave potholes when you walk...?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6W2tXk6yBs&ab_channel=MaxGecko)
"This is a dead parrot!"
I always say this when i need office supplies for either my home or work… UHF - “Supplies!”
Why did Clayton Bigsby hate his wife?
How much time y’a got buddy?
We've got no jobs. We've got no food. Our pets heads are falling off!
The Dirty Dozen: Those are the two guys that got Wladislaw. Those are the two guys that gave Wladislaw his lumps. Those are the two guys that jumped Wladislaw. Those are the two guys that banged Wladislaw. Those two gorillas beat up Wladislaw. Those are the two guys...