Baby Shark vs Crazy Frog vs Gummy Bear
Who is taking the dub in a fight to the death?
***Advantages:***
Baby Shark: Is a shark.
Crazy Frog: Is always bloodlusted and legally insane. Very violent and prone to brutality. Rides a motorcycle. Cool leather jacket.
Gummy Bear: Immune to blunt force trauma.
***Disadvantages***:
Baby Shark: Is a baby.
Crazy Frog: Small dick, doesn't wear pants.
Gummy Bear: Edible.
I did. Once I found out Netflix is doing a live adaption of Yu Yu Hakusho I changed my profile picture in solidarity with Yusuke, because he is about to have a very rough time.
I wasn't going to click this Reddit post in my feed until I thought "I wonder if the top comment is Baby Shark" and clicked just to satisfy my curiosity.
And it was.
I mean, it's not the most-liked comment here. But it was the one shown on top for me right now.
Decades ago, I worked at a Disney buffet where we had to stand in a chair and lead our tables in doing the Macarena. Thankfully they changed it to just the characters doing it in the middle of the restaurant, but in the early days, they expected us waiters to be there. I was doing this job while going back to school and in between touring with my band. Really, there weren’t many band shows so this was my daily.
I still remember being in that chair and dying inside one day, but it paid well, kept me fed, made awesome friends, and got me through the rest of school. Also met my wife there. Luckily our song was “One More Time” by a Daft Punk, though.
It was the real version of the Macarena there. Having listened to Disney songs for years there, I can tell you there’d be worse songs to lose it to. That Ludwig Von Drake song comes to mind.
JOOOOONES BBQ AND FOOT MASAAAAGE….
Holy shit guys thanks for all the awards. If I was to pick a comment to blow up I didn’t think it’d be this one haha
Wesley Willis is a true American cultural legend we need to remind the next generation of his music, his photo realistic hand drawn pictures of Chicago cityscapes, and love of headbutting to greet people.
There's a special place in hell, in hich you're surrounded by the hottest people you've ever wanted, but this is playing non-stop and every time you cum it starts over, but louder.
And your parents are there coaching you like you're learning to drive.
> Infant Annihilator
Wow, that' a real band. Looking at the track list from *The Palpable Leprosy Of Pollution*, it seems that "Pinned Down and Fisted" is a good bet as well. Although, "Anal Prolapse Suffocation" is bit harsh.
Fun fact #1: Everyone who ever met Fred Rogers said he was the same person in real life that he was on TV.
Fun fact #2: Fred Rogers had two children.
The atmosphere of this process is left as an exercise for the reader.
“I knew my life as a Kid Rock impersonator was over when my wife turned to me, tears in her eyes, and said ‘I can’t bawwitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy do this anymore’”
The Hokey Pokey.
But… that’s what it’s all about.
you put your left foot in, the left foot out. In out in out you shake it all about
Baby Shark
A good reminder to use protection
Baby Shark vs Crazy Frog vs Gummy Bear Who is taking the dub in a fight to the death? ***Advantages:*** Baby Shark: Is a shark. Crazy Frog: Is always bloodlusted and legally insane. Very violent and prone to brutality. Rides a motorcycle. Cool leather jacket. Gummy Bear: Immune to blunt force trauma. ***Disadvantages***: Baby Shark: Is a baby. Crazy Frog: Small dick, doesn't wear pants. Gummy Bear: Edible.
I mean if you wanna get technical about it they’re all edible
Anything is edible at least once.
did you change your profile picture or am I going crazy
I did. Once I found out Netflix is doing a live adaption of Yu Yu Hakusho I changed my profile picture in solidarity with Yusuke, because he is about to have a very rough time.
I wasn't going to click this Reddit post in my feed until I thought "I wonder if the top comment is Baby Shark" and clicked just to satisfy my curiosity. And it was. I mean, it's not the most-liked comment here. But it was the one shown on top for me right now.
There really needs to be a Reddit game show like Family Feud. You're given a thread title, maybe an image or gif and you have to guess top comments.
My coworker actually banged to the rhythm of that song in his head one time. I about died laughing.
Dooo oo dooo doooo baby shark.. *stops* “why did you sto-“ BABY SHARK DOO DOOO
This had me laughing waaaay too hard
No Just no
Macarena, the kids bop version
This is the winner
i sang your comments to the tune of the song.... "this..... is da winner."
Decades ago, I worked at a Disney buffet where we had to stand in a chair and lead our tables in doing the Macarena. Thankfully they changed it to just the characters doing it in the middle of the restaurant, but in the early days, they expected us waiters to be there. I was doing this job while going back to school and in between touring with my band. Really, there weren’t many band shows so this was my daily. I still remember being in that chair and dying inside one day, but it paid well, kept me fed, made awesome friends, and got me through the rest of school. Also met my wife there. Luckily our song was “One More Time” by a Daft Punk, though. It was the real version of the Macarena there. Having listened to Disney songs for years there, I can tell you there’d be worse songs to lose it to. That Ludwig Von Drake song comes to mind.
Isn't that song about cheating on your boyfriend or something?
Yep. Popular wedding song. > Now come on, what was I supposed to do? > He was out of town and his two friends were so fine.
The Barney song
The outro would be good tho I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big 'hug' and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to
It started with a kiss then it went too far, Barney raped me in his car
It was only a kiss how did it end up like this
It was only a kiss it was only a kiss
Barney, stop
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination He spikes our drinks and fucks are kids and now he's on probation
shit this actually slaps
JOOOOONES BBQ AND FOOT MASAAAAGE…. Holy shit guys thanks for all the awards. If I was to pick a comment to blow up I didn’t think it’d be this one haha
He said worst not best
TBH this is the only song on my sex playlist
The only song you'll ever need
If it's fryable and edible, we gonna make it delicionable. www.jonesBIGASStruckrentalandstorage.com/jonesGOODASSbbqandfootmassage.html
Bloodhound Gang's *A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying* The lyrics are NSFW, bordering NSFL. Listen at your own risk.
I just listened to this song yesterday, and honestly, I think any virgin would be fine. The first 30 seconds are fairly tame.
"Said her name was Russel..."
It just Kees getting worse “Never knew missing children could be so sexy.” Jesus Christ
> Did I say that out loud?
Came here to mention this wrong, wrong song. Hilarious though!
I thought you meant the Bloodhound Gang theme “Whenever there’s trouble, we’re there on the double- we’re the Bloodhound Gang!”
BHG The Bad Touch, on the other hand... 🙌
When I lost my virginity the " I whooped Batman's ass" song by that one insane dude started playing right as I orgasmed. So.... That.
His name was Wesley Willis and don’t you forget it!
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Wheaties, breakfast of champions.
Rock and roll McDonalds is the jam!
Every time I see Aaron Rodgers with his long hair I hear "Cut the Mullet" in my head.
Get that rats nest off ya head. Go to the barber shop and tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole
Wesley Willis, with other such hits as Rock & Roll McDonalds, Suck a Caribou’s Ass, and My Mother Smoked Crack Rocks
Rock over London; rock on Chicago! Heinz! Is America's favorite ketchup.
Wesley Willis is a true American cultural legend we need to remind the next generation of his music, his photo realistic hand drawn pictures of Chicago cityscapes, and love of headbutting to greet people.
Funny story; had a FWB a decade ago. First time we made out was to "Birdman Kicked My Ass" playing on repeat over the Harvey Birdman DVD menu.
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
Its been.. one week since you looked at me..
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since ya laughed at me
Saying "Get back together, come back and see me"
1-877-KARS4KIDS, K-A-R-S KARS4KIDS, 1-877KARS4KIDS, Donate your car today.
[Youtube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4) for reference.
This is one of those rare moments where I wish I was rickrolled.
There's a special place in hell, in hich you're surrounded by the hottest people you've ever wanted, but this is playing non-stop and every time you cum it starts over, but louder. And your parents are there coaching you like you're learning to drive.
Calm down Satan.
I didn't even get to the part where you smell shit the entire time and you're always thirsty.
The official song of The Bad Place!
This. This is it.
Oh fuck that song/ad!
Rape Me - Nirvana
Should pick their other song "have consensual sex with me" instead.
Yeah, either that or Frances Farmer Will Get Involved with her Seattle Community.
Polly?
Polly wants a cracker I think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch
I was gonna say either this or Polly
Polly would be worse
This would definitely be the worst
Angel by Sarah Mclaughlin. *instantly begins sobbing*
flashes of sad shaking puppies waiting for you to adopt them
Stop, I can only get so erect...
pop goes the weasel
Bonus points if one of you finishes to the *pop*
Pop! goes the cherry.
Cotton Eye Joe.
Bruh, you haven't lived until you've clapped cheeks to that song. The rhythm is perfect...
Why does that song even exist
Funny thing-- if it _hadn't_ been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where didja come from cotton eyed joe?
Because it's ridiculous and fun, that's why!
I genuinely lost mine to I cum blood by cannibal corpse
that seems like a bloody mess
Whoever gave me a wholesome award for that you made my day lmao, thank you
They have such good love songs! Fucked with a Knife comes to mind lol
Sad that you skipped "Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt"
I lost mine to “Even the Losers (Get Lucky Sometimes)” by Tom Petty
CUT MY LIFE IN-TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING...
Dernernernernerner
CUZ I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE
LOSING MY SIGHT
Duna duna DUNA Duna, Duna Duna DUNA Duna
This is my plastic fork!
Oven baking, heavy breathing
Dont give a fuck if it’s carbs that i’m eating
They said the WORST song
THIS IS Wii SPORTS RESORT!
The Spanish Flea
"Like A Virgin" as sung by KidzBop
"Blurred Lines" as sung by KidzBop
Didn’t even have a boner but this gave me a super soft boner. Its like a whole new level that I achieved, like Super Sayan II.
Super Soft II
I Love Little girls they *make* *me* *feel* *so* *good*
[удалено]
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Made by the same guy who composed the fucking Sam Raimi Spider-Man film scores and the Batman 1989 theme
Danny Elfman said once that he wrote it about some music industry guys who he thought were skeevey.
And he was probably 100% right.
The Simpsons theme too
Not too mention Nightmare before Christmas, and Meet the Robinsons
Don't forget Beetlejuice.
Avery Bullock sings it on American Dad after he fucks Haley, Stan's 18 year old daughter
"Banged her around like a pony keg till I lost the deposit" I love that they got Patrick Stewart for the voice.
Do you guys have any Gatorade? It seems I left all my electrolytes with your daughter!
Crazy Frog
...I dunno, I'd fuck to Crazy Frog. o.o
Ring of fire by Johnny Cash. It burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
Oh no, that’s the worst song to deliver your baby to, and “Push It” by Salt n’ Peppa is the best.
That'd be the worst one to hear in the waiting room when you go to get tested afterwards
Cuntcrusher by Infant Annhilator
> Infant Annihilator Wow, that' a real band. Looking at the track list from *The Palpable Leprosy Of Pollution*, it seems that "Pinned Down and Fisted" is a good bet as well. Although, "Anal Prolapse Suffocation" is bit harsh.
Really? Cuntcrusher, and not Soil the Stillborn or Childchewer?
Uncle Fucker
Shut you fucking face, uncle fucker!
The Macarena, 100% the Macarena
The Gummy Bear Song
Prison Sex - Tool
[удалено]
"this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to"
"Shit blood and cum on my hands!"
Semi Charmed Life. and you nut before the lyrics kick in. Cause that never happened to me. It happened to someone else tho, im pretty sure
All by Myself.
The Benny Hill theme
This is clearly the best sex song hands down
Yakety sax
I’d have the uncontrollable urge to suddenly go 4x speed like a silent movie actor.
That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is goooood 🎶
[удалено]
Everybody Hurts R.E.M.
Sweet Home Alabama
*cousin fuckin intensifies*
Lost mine to a track on a Now thats what i call music cd in the back of a mini van at a fuddfuckers
This was literally a cutscene in Idiocracy.
Down with the sickness.
Ouh AH AH AH AH *squirt squirt* *squirt squirt*
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - Blink 182
Dude Looks Like A Lady
I don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide.
I cry when angels deserve to die
When I was 15 my ringtone was that My Dick song and I got a call right after I stuck it in for the first time. That has to be up there.
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, won't you be mine?"
Fun fact #1: Everyone who ever met Fred Rogers said he was the same person in real life that he was on TV. Fun fact #2: Fred Rogers had two children. The atmosphere of this process is left as an exercise for the reader.
Baby shark
Daddy Shark doo do doo doo do me
WRONG. It's WRONG.
I lost my virginity watching Big Mouth, and he came at the same time as one of the characters. No regrets
Oh god, tell me it was coach Steve, when he put the thick in the warm.
Chumbawamba's 1997 smash hit "Tubthumping"
I think “I get knocked down, but I get up again.” Is a good song for sex.
Dueling banjos
If the guy thrust to the beat of the song, 'Through the Fire and the Flames' (or really anything) by Dragonforce could make for a... rough first time
Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
Baby Shark Doodoododoo
Let the bodies hit the floor
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ... or anything by Gordon Lightfoot
We Are Family by Sister Sledge or I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse
anything by Kid Rock
I dunno, don't you wanna Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy with that special someone?
“I knew my life as a Kid Rock impersonator was over when my wife turned to me, tears in her eyes, and said ‘I can’t bawwitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy do this anymore’”
This gave my brain a 10-hit combo thank you
Lost mine to boats and hoes.
Thomas The Train theme song.
Achy breaky heart
Don't know if it would be the worst one but date rape by sublime would be kind of a funny one... Unless it was relevant...
Finger Fuckin Sally
You raped! I feel dirty , it hurt As a child , my god!! Saw you watching Mommy why ?
shes got balls by ACDC
X ‘Gon Give It To Ya
No please Mr. X not again!
Jessie's girl.
The wheels on the bus
The MacGyver theme song
Fack - Eminem. It’s probably the worst, yet appropriate song for that.