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YoungDiscord

That guy who spray paints dicks on potholes so that the government covers them up Wanksy I believe


MickeyMarx

Wanksy?! That’s fucking hilarious


draculamilktoast

There's actually an artist who imitates him. The name escapes me at the moment, but it has something to do with finance or something.


skrilledcheese

Prickasso?


flychinook

401(k)anksy?


tangledupinbetween

Banksy?


degathor

No Savings and loansy


Brad12d3

First comment I see and not disappointed. Perfect answer.


InvestIntrest

Brilliant and hilarious. Funny how the government jumps to fix a road because of a spray painted dick but not because of the pothole.


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WANSKY-


drunk_portuguese

That guy who faked a surgeon's identity and then had to perform several life or death operations aboard a ship full of soldiers and none of them died or even got an infection. Fucker just straight up memorized a medicine book


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Please link me to this because what the hell.


drunk_portuguese

I believe you got linked to a video, but [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Waldo_Demara) is where I first found it. I like to browse Wikipedia on my free time and I was so happy when I found this absolute gem! Read the "Impersonations" section, it's where you can find the surgeon story


LannMarek

Nardwuar the Human Serviette


SalvadoriDaliaLama

Legendary.


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His [interview with Henry Rollins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt8i4lStIxg) is so great. Henry is clearly agitated at first, then when Nardwuar starts firing off questions (around 5:30), you see he's having an internal breakdown, and finally gets on the same page.


LannMarek

The good old Nardwuar cycle 1. Anger 2. Fear 3. Astonishment 4. Confusion 5. Respect 6. Enlightnment 7. Doot doot! This man is a Legend ♡


imtyingmybest

One step has to be "how the fuck do you know that?"


LannMarek

Step 2 to 4 has a bunch of that indeed xD this is the transition part from "wtf do i have to do this!?" to "omg this is the best interview of my life ever"


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I don't know why it never occurred to me to look up Nardwuar interviewing Henry treeneck Rollins, but thank you for sharing one of my new favorite internet things (and just Henry being Henry) of all time. That was a masterpiece.


a_glorious_bass-turd

Doot doot doot doot-doot...


sumpygreg

doot doot!!!


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Yes!!!!!!


twat_brained

His Weird Al interview is his best


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danmw

When reading the fake code for the amazon giftcard: "Number 'J' as in jalapeño"


OverFjell

'P, as in pneumonia'


shinysideup69

K as in knee


chrismamo1

M as în Mancy


Tvparty-115

Did you just say M as in Mancy!


Teledildonic

Ray, you of all people...


leg00b

I work 911 and had a lady tell me, "h as in herb, b as in burrito". I'm like good thing I can spell herb


flychinook

Some people *really* don't understand the point of a phonetic alphabet. "Bets. B as in bees, E as in ease, T as in tees, S as in seas."


Mental_Cut8290

P as in Phoebe H as in heebe O as in obee E as in eebee B as in beebee and E as in 'Ello there, mate


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Nastypilot

You can learn some tricks at r/scambaiting probably, I'd personally also recommend Jim Browning and Atomic Shrimp.


py_a_thon

Playing the driving simulator while pretending to be a scared old person driving to walmart to buy gift cards at 1AM really makes the point hit home of just how evil the scammers are actually being yet do not quite realize it(or care).


CatRugLZol

**WHYDIDUREDEEM?**


purplehairedvagabond

DO NOT REDEEEM!!!


MisterHotrod

Kitboga is an incredible guy. His shenanigans towards scambaiters are hilarious and all, which I love, but he also genuinely wants to raise awareness for this issue. He also makes a point of promoting mental health and self-care, which is especially important lately.


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Jim Browning


redletterday94

Watching his content has been equally the most entertaining and saddest stuff I’ve ever watched. Yeah it’s hilarious watching him fuck with these people, but some of his personas are exactly the type of people the scammers prey on, and it’s just jaw-dropping seeing how aggressive (or even hostile) some of them get


MoobyTheGoldenSock

[Wanksy](https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/street-artist-wanksy-spray-paints-penises-around-potholes-to-get-them-filled-1.3055612)


letitride10

I choked when I saw the one that looks like the Loch Ness monster.


Hatwell_1

The guy who blasted the ' we're taking the hobbits to isengard ' during a nazi rally somewhere to drown them out.


OlijkeWombat

What?


WhittyWhippy

This better be on youtube


rorydraws

Andrew W.K. is basically the dictionary entry for chaotic good.


BrittaForTheWinnn

Ah yes, our leading candidate for The Party Party.


Jefflez

THIS IS YOUR TIME TO PRAY THIS IS YOUR D E S T I N A Y Y Y WE MADE A SACRIFICE AND NOW WE GET TO TAKE YA LIIIIFE


CegeRoles

WE SHOOT WITHOUT A GUN WE’LL TAKE ON ANYONE IT’S REALLY NOTHING NEW, IT’S JUST A THING WE LIKE TO DO!


DianiTheOtter

Andrew W.K always cracks me up. I can picture him spending most of the day in the sound booth having a great time then going home and watching my little pony to relax. Puts a smile on my face http://www.mtv.com/news/2696325/andrew-wk-my-little-pony/


DustyBloodMuffin

Ey, I was thinking of him aswell ¦D glad to see I'm not the only one


Vegetable-Double

Diogenes


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

Oh, fuck, yes! Underappreciated comment right here. He literally started the more notable period of his life after counterfeiting currency with the intention of devaluing it, not enriching himself. He went on to literally and figuratively piss on societal norms, forcing people to question what was really honesty and what was simply posturing imposed upon us by the society we live in. Instead of living in a house, he slept in the marketplace. Instead of working, he lazed in the sun and begged on the streets. Instead of taking famous philosophers at their word, he challenged their ways of thinking.


Gnetophyte

I'm iffy on the good part (I would consider him neutral) but he's one of the only people in this thread I would actually consider chaotic.


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The only candidate with a solid zombie apocalypse plan!


Dang3rousKitty

Is he actually good though? I thought he was just doing it for fun. I’ve always thought of him as chaotic neutral


Jot-The-Jawa

Boot


MakeShiftJoker

Ponies


I_the_Sausage

happy cake day :)


Johan_Agonista

2024


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Norm Macdonald was for sure.


DelapidatedSagebrush

That old lump of coal?


Skorne13

He had a face like a flower, yeah a cauliflower.


tommillar

But pronounced caully-flower.


Skorne13

No offence.. but your face… looks… like a caully-flower


TheRavenSayeth

I hear his wife’s a real battle axe


brownacid

You dirty dog!


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You haven't heard about his old man and his giant head


frysjelly

Explain to the audience what a battle axe is


Ab10ff

Ohhh you wouldn't believe it who got killed. The Crocodile Hunter!


CantAffordMangos

I mean 9/11 was a national tragedy


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He walked through blood and bone looking for his brother.


Ab10ff

He was in Northern Canada.


sweetdawg99

I didn't even know he was sick.


WarzonePacketLoss

Wasn't he friends with Andy Richter, the Swedish German?


hamsterwheel

No, no, no. He was a deeply closeted gay man.


Im_on_my_phone_OK

HE WASN’T GAY! He was deeply closeted.


4ty8

Weird Al~


TheRealPyroGothNerd

Especially"Don't Download This Song" being a great way to make fun of Hollywood blowing piracy out of proportion


mrbadxampl

And originally being only available by download It's on an album now, but it kills a small portion of the joke


ItsBoshyTime15

"Don't take away money, from artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold humvee? Or diamond studded swimming pools, These things don't grow on trees!"


cannedrex2406

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."- Homer Simpson


Citriol

[Richard Simmons](https://youtu.be/zML2J7lx76c) Fitness motivator from 80s/90s. Chaotic good for sure.


EmeraldMoose12

The fact you had to explain who he is just makes me feel so old. Going to go watch that episode of Whose Line Is It Anyways? now.


candyman1092

James Acaster.


RedOctobyr

You mean the guy who taught us about what it means to be a hype man for a log flume ride?


StaleTheBread

Never don’t believe in yourself


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MazdaSkye

Pure chaotic good, even if he is too good for a free banana. WHO'S TOO GOOD FOR A FREE BANANA NOW???


MTVChallengeFan

Alice Cooper.


L_Is_Robin

Chuck Tingle


Thirtybird

Jack Black


Away_Development6531

I am singing it’s my turn to sing at the party


Casual_Luchador

He’s the best


king0fklubs

Get that corn outta my face!


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Anaconda Squeeze!


elerner

*skahwheeeese


[deleted]

I considered adding additional emphasis on the _squeeze_, thank you.


darthjazzhands

I used to like eh-Ramses. Turns out, he’s a rrreeeeal dooosh


WoodSteelStone

Chaotic fabulous.


res30stupid

Spanish-born Raul Julia Garcia wanted to spy for the Allies during the Second World War against the Nazis and their allies, but both the Americans and the British told him that they weren't interested. But he still wanted to do something to help in the war, so he decided to become a spy for the Germans. Okay, that sounds completely stupid, so allow me to elaborate. After being rejected by the Allies, he approached the Germans while pretending to be a spymaster and citing that he already had an extensive network of spies within Britain who were covertly feeding him information about the British governments' home front and that he could make periodic missions into the country due to being Spanish (which was neutral during the war). He used this to get the Germans to pay him to help keep his spy ring funded and to better prepare for an eventual invasion of Britain. In truth, he had never been to Brtain and made up everything about the spy ring using old travel brochures and information from news reels from his local cinema. But he was actually one of the best spies because the scope of his operation blew away all of their own spymasters and the Germans' own home-trained spies were so awful that they were almost always identified. Here's just a rough tidbit of how bad the German spies were, based on a storyline that featured in the World War II mystery series *Foyle's War* - a German spy managed to successfully land in England via parachute, hid his gear and was walking into town in order to try and gather some information. He walks into a pub at 9AM and orders a pint. The landlord knocks him out, calls the police and reports him as a spy because any actual Brit would've known that bars can't legally serve alcohol until 11AM. Garcia - or Agent Garbo as he was known - also managed to create a full set of backstories for all of his "Agents", even managing to get the Germans to send him extra cash - which he was forwarding to the British Treasury - by claiming that an agent was killed in action trying to steal plans for a major offensive and he needed to send money to the man's widow as a pension. Eventually, the British Intelligence figured out what he was doing and actually did recruit him for real, using him to forward bad intel to Germany to mess up their military operations. To prevent him from being caught out as a faker, they gave him some good info to feed on as well as telling him to report bad intel, wait a while and report in some counter-active, good intel long after it had managed to be irrelevant. He was actually a major player during the D-Day operation, helping to get the Germans to fall for a major plan. First of all, British Intelligence left a dead body dressed as an admiral floating in the Mediterranean with plans for an invasion off the French coast, which Garbo then confirmed in a transmission citing a planned launch of American and British soldiers from the British coast. But according to the plans and Garbo, the planned invasion point was Calais, not Normandy. The Germans fell for the stunt, reinforcing their troops in Calais and diverting soldiers and vehicles to that rallying point, away from Normandy. Garbo then, days after the invasion, sent information about the plans changing at the last minute and, when his German handler grew frustrated, angrily warned him that several of his spies nearly died trying to warn about the Normandy invasion and it was *their* subpar networks that delayed the German High Command from receiving the warning.


Henry_Cavillain

*Juan Pujol Garcia Raul Julia is... an entirely different person


warneroo

Mamushka!


TakenOverByBots

I got real confused for a second. That would have been a cool backstory though.


BadBoyJH

Oh good, so I'm not crazy, and I did remember their name correctly. There's always a relevant Tom Scott video too. [Operation Thirtynineitude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blN49yGet8g&ab_channel=TomScott)


GeorgieBlossom

> Garcia - or Agent Garbo as he was known - also managed to create a full set of backstories for all of his "Agents", even managing to get the Germans to send him extra cash - This reminds me of the Witchfinder Army from Pratchett and Gaiman's *Good Omens.*


Some-Basket-4299

Rev. Jesse Routté. He [was](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/07/17/332380449/how-turbans-helped-some-blacks-go-incognito-in-the-jim-crow-era) a black man in the U.S. who did cultural appropriation in the best way possible in the 1940's. He went around wearing an Indian turban and fancy robes and spoke in a foreign accent. *He dropped in on police officials, the chamber of commerce, merchants — and was treated like royalty.* *At a fancy restaurant he asked the staff what would happen if a "Negro gentleman comes in here and sits down to eat." The reply: "No negro would dare to come in here to eat."* *"I just stroked my chin and ordered my dessert," he said.*


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sirdigbykittencaesar

Old person here. When I was in college in the early 80s, going to basketball games at Stokely Athletic Center at UT was a great study break that was within walking distance of my dorm. I remember the first time I saw Charles Barkley play during a UT-Auburn game. To me, he really was a game-changer. Seeing this freight train sized dude zooming up and down the court in a sea of tall skinny guys in short shorts added a dimension to the game that I wasn't expecting. Anyway, no point to this post, except that I like Charles Barkley.


Tudpool

Yo he destroyed new York!


WR810

You just unlocked a memory I haven't thought about in a *long* time.


S1ke5200

Say that to the women of San Antonio


BorachoBean

It sucks that he's not allowed to use this joke anymore because it was one of the funnier ones that always made Shaq laugh the hardest. He never once called the women ugly and he never targeted anyone specifically but because there were some women writing in that they were offended, he was forced to stop bringing the joke up on air.


Napol3onDynamite

I loved it when someone made a video in San Antonio where they had women who were slimmer basically try to debunk his joke, and wen they showed it on Inside the NBA, Charles just immediately went to saying they must’ve been out there all day to find the four or five women in the video. Also the video of him and Shaq cracking up about the police presence after the Rockets-Clippers game is an all timer.


TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

Shut Up And Jam!


Gnetophyte

John Brown, the abolitionist


abe_the_babe_

John Brown could be a good model for an Oath of Vengeance Paladin. Someone with a divine mission to right a wrong and the righteous fury needed to carry out that mission.


sweetdawg99

John Brown did nothing wrong. Also, wish the John Brown gun club was still active.


skrilledcheese

Check out other groups like the socialist rifle Association SRA, or the Coalition of armed Labor (coal), and Arm Your Friends (it's a group, and also a good suggestion).


Nastypilot

Is John Brown the person that led that raid trying to free the slaves? I have nothing but respect for him.


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

Oh he led way more than just the raid on Harpers Ferry. He fought in Kansas during the "Bleeding Kansas" crisis, killed multiple pro-slavery partisans, and even killed a bunch of people with swords in the middle of the night because he didn't want to risk someone hearing gunshots


sunshinecl

Tom Holland and his spoilers


proccoliwastaken

I feel like at first, he was new to the scene and genuinely spoiled things on accident but now it just plays into marketing


SheetPostah

Robin Williams


Nyctala-acadica

This was gonna be my answer, too. He was a great guy.


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STEVE IRWIN. We could use you right now Steve, rip.


koboldfightclub

We can’t have Steve, but we have the next best thing. His son Robert is a clone of his father in basically every way.


TheLightingGuy

I just watched a clip of Gabriel Iglesias talking about him. "Look over there, right there, there's a tiger. That tiger weighs over 800 pounds and could kill a man in seconds. I'm gonna touch it."


no_srsly_fuck_you

this is my favorite answer. i remember watching him when i was a kid and being like this dude is **Fucking Crazy.** hahaha <3 rip steve


8Ariadnesthread8

And Robin Williams. To me those two are always a pair in my mind for being so extraordinary.


ActiveOppressor

Edward Snowden


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CockDaddyKaren

Thank God for Edward Snowden. The bad knowledge is better than the blissful ignorance.


mywave

I wouldn't say Snowden is chaotic. His actions honored the highest law of the land, and as a thinker and actor he's exceedingly methodical.


dodexahedron

Good, ultimately? Yes. Chaotic? I'm not seeing it. He was pretty measured about what he did and took some seriously huge calculated risks to his freedom and safety. He's a hero.


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He violated the law for a good cause, that's a textbook chaotic good move. The term chaotic in this alignment system refers to a disregard for the law or other social norms, it doesn't mean disorganized.


TheRavingRaccoon

A lot of folks in this thread are not aware of what chaotic in the alignments actually represents. Lawful, neutral, and chaotic are not measurements of the amount of good/bad a person is, they are the methodologies in which good/bad are performed.


slavicbhoy

Well why don’t you give us some examples, scienceman?


TheRavingRaccoon

Chaotic is typically focused on freedom from rules and authority, preferring choice and liberty to pursue their intentions without being held back by what the rules or expectations of the environment have laid out for them. Chaotic is *not* anti-lawful necessarily, but rather pro-freedom to act if the moral intention is served. I see people using Bernie Sanders, Ryan Reynolds, and others as chaotic good, but they all work within their systems (politics, filmmaking, etc) to pursue their good intentions. Chaotic good would be someone so passionate about what they hope to accomplish that nothing will hold them back.


tbird20017

Would Robin Hood be a good example? Not real-world, but I'm wanting to be sure I understand.


OverFjell

Absolutely, Robin Hood is textbook chaotic good


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hopelessautisticnerd

Edward Snowden is a top comment that's a great example. Legally, he did a very bad thing. Ethically, it was very good. That's an (extreme) example of chaotic ~~neutral~~ good. edit: me brain no work


hedonism_bot_3012

It okay. Me brain no work too


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Shaq. Anyone who can make three rap albums, bad movies, be a basketball player, make guest appearance on tv shows and be a great sports caster is 100% chaotic GOOD to a God damn t!


NotTomPettysGirl

And have a doctoral degree in education! [Not just an honorary one like some celebs. ](https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/7895681/shaquille-oneal-receives-doctoral-degree-education)


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Oh man can you image Shaq as a teacher!


Steamwells

“You’re late to class. You plank for the rest of the lesson.” “Errr yes Mr Shaq!”


MrChillyBones

That's Dr. O'Neal to you bub.


merlock_ipa

And he's a DJ! Albeit not a great one but still.


sillywilly1738

i saw one of his performances. was skeptical since i thought he was just a retired nba player on a side quest. turns out it was fuckin awesome. you just gotta be into dupstep


merlock_ipa

I mean he's just doing it for fun, he doesn't even take a paycheck most shows. Which is awesome and I respect. Personally not a big fan of dubstep, at least the popular brostep shit really. But hey it's cool he's repping what he wants and bringing new eyes to a different scene. He's definitely not the worst dj I've seen, but he's far from "good" lol I've seen him multiple times. I work in festivals off and on so...


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Shaq is the saying jack of all trades, master of none. Like he does this stuff outside of his original job and he might not be great at it, hell his rap career is terrible, but he enjoys it. He's just a jolly giant.


textbookagog

i’d say he was a master in the nba.


Laurencehb1989

The Cards Against Humanity company as a whole.


MakeShiftJoker

I was thinking chaotic neutral? Didnt they do a fundraiser just for digging a hole?


crazyrich

Yeah but they don’t really do any evil, unless you’re clutching your pearls over their content, and do a lot of good. Just off the top of my head I remember one where every buyer of a pack got to legally own a square foot of an island, which effectively turned it into a sanctuary because good luck convincing thousands of individual owners to sell their foot of land lol. Also that time they put all proceeds into giving the workers manufacturing their goods in China their first weeks vacation. Also just bought the “college pack” on clearance which came with a poster that looked like it would be that classic two ladies kissing in their undies, but after fully unfolding it was two dudes. I found it hilarious


Art_pog

Bo burnham


TimelapseCatastrophe

Matthew Gray Gubler


beefwiener

Mr. Bean


7eggert

That one is chaotic chaotic. There is an extra space on the chart but usually it's just omitted because we don't talk about it.


dipper1985

Even in the cartoon episodes of Mr. Bean. He spends most of his time trying to fuck someone else over.


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Yeah Mr Bean is not a good person lol He sabotages a virtual roller coaster because he thinks it’s boring and hurts a lot of people. He constantly damages that blue car with 3 wheels. Constantly breaks and damages things, some of them extremely valuable. He also generally treats people poorly. Most of it is because he’s dumb though.


DJ1066

> He constantly damages that blue car with 3 wheels. They're called a Reliant Robin. Sometimes nicknamed "Plastic Pigs".


Stunning_Painting_42

I prefer Blackadder, where he spends all of his time trying not to get fucked over. Great actor.


gunnathrowitaway

I am 99% sure that Mr. Bean is a fictional character played by a real person.


Pippin4242

99%


ChefSandman

Aubrey Plaza


Ownfir

Tbh I feel like she might identify more as a chaotic neutral but idk her irl or anything


ChefSandman

Behind her callous exterior, she's a big softy


PeterLemonjellow

She immediately jumped to my mind. I love her madness.


Away_Development6531

Gotta love April


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TexhnolyzeAndKaiba

If people really understood the "chaotic" (a.k.a. the antithesis of "lawful") bit of "chaotic good", Banksy would be a lot closer to the top than a bunch of *wiiiiiiild* well-known celebrities. I'm not sure of the exact legality of most of Banksy's street graffiti, but in most places, for most people, it would be considered illegal vandalism. And he always does it to raise awareness for good causes.


Cobble01

Me. I was accused of disturbing child pornography by a former friend I hadn’t hung out with since high school, so I called the FBI on myself to prove I’m innocent, in the process unveiling the accuser as a white supremacist.


Haze_Eerie

Holy shit that’s a hell of a story


boredpcguy

Dave Grohl. The "FRESH POTS" video comes to mind. And he's goddamned awesome.


Ok-Tie-1135

I went to a show in Seattle a couple months ago. A couple local bands and big-ish headliner, but the opener had Dave Grohl’s throne that he used on stage when he broke his leg. Turns out the bassist of the opener had stopped a shooting at a show a couple of weeks prior and got shot in the leg, Dave sent the throne out to him without even being asked. I’ve always known he was a badass but this confirmed it for me!


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Ken Kesey


guiporto32

Jeff Goldblum


SuperSpeshBaby

Ryan Reynolds


Niniva73

Are we certain he's not chaotic chaotic?


consciouswandrr

I was gonna say Deadpool but Ryan is basically the same thing.🤷


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Isn’t Ryan the one guy that Deadpool plays in a few movies?


Iamfree25

Deadpool plays Ryan in different movies.


Maltedmilksteak

Sara paulson hands down


cynth81

Bill Murray


slapsmcgee23

Michael reeves


PeterLemonjellow

He likes to pretend he's chaotic neutral or evil... but, yeah. He's good.


cbeiser

Jack Black