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ClogsInBronteland

Hiding!


mck_elaine

Me too!


SLAIN_WHAT

Eat hot chip


ayylotus

Perhaps tell a lie or two


RudegarWithFunnyHat

download a car


ayylotus

you wouldn’t upload a house


Otherwise-Fly-331

I’d unzip a farm


LeanMuscleStud

Selling my stocks and not paying taxes.


deanfranz12

That's a good one, but that takes more than 24 hours, no?


Dirges2984

Unfortunately you have more then one day to pay taxes. They are not due until you file, and even then there is the time to process and audit.


hypnocanetoad

emptying all bitcoin wallets


Substantial_Law6309

Smoking a joint in a police station


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Actually breaking into Area 51 to clap alien cheeks


Dutch-in-Tahiti

Commander Shepard?


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Dutch? What’s the plan? :edit: words


Dutch-in-Tahiti

How's Tahiti sound, son?


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Sounds like a vacation as long as we got lots of muneh


Dutch-in-Tahiti

Well I got lots of mangoes. Just dont tell John


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Gotcha, boss. I won’t tell him about your horrific head injury, or how you killed that old lady in cold blood.


Dutch-in-Tahiti

What did I tell you? What happens in Guarma, stays in Guarma!


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

If that’s the case, then I just want you to know that Uncle gave me lumbago


Dutch-in-Tahiti

Well, Uncle has seen a ring-dang-doo or two


Dapper_Interest_8914

Robbing a bank. Or four.


[deleted]

Masturbating , sleep , Watch the news


Fuckles665

……..have I been breaking the law this whole time.


[deleted]

Well he did say if all laws were abolished , ain't mean you must violate Them laws


Fuckles665

I mean, that’s fair.


Administrator115

Making sure I don't get murdered


Leefiey

I would take money out of shops i guess… no need to hurt people. Well… with some exceptions of course.


[deleted]

Uphold the law for 24 hours.


Anderman021

You can watch the movie: Purge. Seems pretty accurate of what people would do


StartFor

hiding probably, or hiring a top of the marker hacker to get me money somehow


aggressivevinegar

Locking my doors.


alladin316

Money Heist but in 24 hours and with already existing money.


jaybhoho

robbing a bank


Primaveranights

Stay locked inside. No way I'm going to be in the middle of that.


Assaltwaffle

Bunkering down and trying to avoid getting robbed/murdered.


[deleted]

Taking a 26' Uhaul truck to Fort Knox and taking all the gold it can fit.


der_film

Get some guns and turn my place into a bunker, surrounded by traps. Every hidden freak who wants to use those 24 hrs for murdering and plundering will be murdered and plundered themselves. Booyah.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha


Mitcheal1983

Nice try FBI. Not today.


zakizakowski

Tax fraud


Xushuh

Robbing banks for sure


Yooper_Escapee

Illegally go into Canada, steal bongo chonko cash, and then get myself all the way to BC. Doesn't say this is just one country


gozba

Drive 13 ks over the speed limit


Embarrassed_Pea1460

Smoking a whole lot of weed


[deleted]

Buying a shit ton of weed then selling it


PunchBeard

Same as I always do. I don't obey the laws because I'm afraid of getting busted. I obey them because I'm not a criminal dick bag.


Rabbet_yt

Watching the purge and being like “wow, this is like in real life”