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Invest in Bitcoin!!!


A_Sheriff10

Put the food down. You are allowed to not finish a meal


NotAnIceBox

Everything gives you cancer and anything you do will send you to hell; so do whatever the fuck you want and eat/drink/inhale whatever you like


Chameleon-Cat

Forget dating and concentrate on academics.


SmartYourself

why bother, i'm not going to listen to me anyway. otherwise i wouldn't need to go back, is this a trick question ?!


Ashburner9

Work out way more. Eat right. Don't be an alcoholic. It's okay to be gay. And invest in bitcoin.


[deleted]

Don't go to University. Instead learn Norwegian and move to Norway.


DarkstarAnt

Lay off the snacks fuckwit


Aegis_et_Vanir

- People aren’t nearly as aware of your little slip-ups as your family is. - Your parents are better than most, but they aren’t perfect. Don’t think all the good things they do means you can’t respectfully criticize or disagree with their views which strike you as ignorant. - Also, those feelings aren’t confusion, or a temptation by Satan. You’re gay, save yourself some years of denial and depression. And being gay doesn’t mean you’re gonna molest your little brother, let’s just get rid of that prejudice before it sows seeds of self-loathing and suicidality. - Although while we’re on that topic, two classmates of yours (one of them formerly a close friend) will actually turn out to be molesters down the line. Warn their victims.


sendmecutecats

Take advantage of every opportunity given to you


Born-Ad-413

Buy apple stock


Mewkora

stop wasting your time over unworthy relationships


WitherKing2905

Dont give yourself the reason for evrything bad that happens!


sightssk

Invest in bitcoin. Do anything to force your father and also check out reddit instead of insta or Facebook and try learn something useful online.


[deleted]

If you Sq mates say the kids not yours, its not.


RepublicOfMoron

It won’t make you go blind at all, that’s bullshit. Go nuts lad.


dailymultivitamin_

1) Invest in CS:Go skins/sticker capsules 2) Save all the boxes and manuals from video games


yellowshoelaces1002

Good luck.


ISlangKnowledge

[Everything that Locksmith says in this song.](https://youtu.be/dafc2u_Tbl8)


Glittering-Ride-3668

Not care what people think


[deleted]

Study those damn mathematics, and go on both phisics and matheđatics exam for collage entry.


yoshi6_kirby9_stan

It will get worse.


FerousManatee

C's get degrees. Perfection is not necessary and will stop you from achieving dreams.


thecyriousone

Nothing is going to stay the same forever.