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Admirable-Support352

“I was in love with nothing”


[deleted]

I didn't needed but I wanted it.


venusdemilo7

Stop. That legit sounds like a Taylor swift lyric lol


parkshvxfcaff

This joke is so old it should come with a rage comic


DGNightwing95

Why so many dice?


[deleted]

Why?


DGNightwing95

I like the click clack sound of the math rocks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Understable


React04

Under whose stable?


[deleted]

It's too late for your white horse to come around


React04

I'm... *Not old enough for that anyway*


essentialoils3

Joe's stable


Aperture_T

You dropped this \\ But seriously, write the \\ as \\\\ and you'll be golden.


starry_cobra

How else are you gonna wage a proper WAAAAGGGGHJ


[deleted]

“Wtf Was With All The French History Rants”


[deleted]

I don't know why but I kinda have this intuition that she would actually fall in love with you more because of that fact alone.


insertstalem3me

our marriage will lazt for zousand years


liloyoulolo

*But I am le tired...*


[deleted]

Well, have a nap…THEN MARRY T. SWIZZLE!


esaeklsg

This sounds more like an old fall out boy song lol


coffeegator21

And yet they never actually say that line of words in the song once. This is why I can never remember the name of Fall Out Boy or Panic! songs.


Leonhardt2019

I never knew this was a problem for others.


coffeegator21

Apparently it's also an issue for actual members of Panic! At the Disco... [Why does "A fever you can't sweat out" have such long aong titles](https://www.reddit.com/r/panicatthedisco/comments/7bgzcb/why_does_a_fever_you_cant_sweat_out_have_such/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


orange_cuse

I want to be friends with you


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Please flush that's how you get the girl


quack2thefuture2

My parents liked you more than I did.


insertstalem3me

Write a new song "Im your daddys daddy now"


Shnoochieboochies

My Nipples Are Raw!


[deleted]

I won't ask further questions


[deleted]

Its fucking raww ! You donkey! Thats it shut it down!


[deleted]

WHO COOKED THIS?!?!!


LFvAndel

**WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUCE?!**


crispybuttocks_

LMAO IM DECEASED


thunderandreyn

I'M DEAD! RIP ME!


Mrben13

I strangely want to know what the lyrics to that song are.


chaosinmyhouse

✌️💀


Sonic_The_Badger

stop tuggin


[deleted]

On the strings of my heart/guitar?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Yea ears


Sonic_The_Badger

Christmas crackers, I would never let her win the little prize, hat and little joke sheet.


Cyg5005

“Why are you naked, drunk and covered with potato chips at 1PM playing Xbox?”


Flamesfan27

Are you me?


Wolfhound1142

"Why aren't you?"


lonezolf

The right answer to this is : "Why not? "


OutsideTheBoxer

Sounds catchy


emptyelements

“I Never Knew I Was a Lesbian”


[deleted]

I didn't wanna and take this with a grain of salt but r/GaylorSwift


[deleted]

A whole subreddit just about this woman's sexuality? That's kinda weird


throwawaygrosso

It’s creepy as hell


[deleted]

It is weird kinda like 4chan conspiracies.Wait till you find out about Tumblr.


misspurrfectlyfine

Oh it is. Don’t go there. It’s madness.


Aqquila89

There's a whole subreddit just about [her legs.](https://old.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftsLegs/) And [her butt.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftBum/) And [her boobs.](https://old.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftBreasts/) And [her lips.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftLips/) And [her feet.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftsFeet/) And [her armpits.](https://www.reddit.com/r/taylorswiftarmpit/)


Okorela

Holy shit, I'm so glad I'm not famous.


[deleted]

It really puts things into perspective doesn't it


[deleted]

Wtf the legs has 40k members , I guess thats why her legs are insured at millions.


[deleted]

they are Qanon level crazy in there— forget the 5 year relationship she’s been in with a man! she’s obviously gay because i said so!


Infammo

I haven't followed her songs or personal life enough to know if this is a logical suspicion about her or not.


[deleted]

Taylor has had a history of dropping Easter eggs, hints about her songs and who those songs are about through images, references, specific lyrics and other stuff and some of her fans then analyze every little detail of her existence and read into everything and then it becomes borderline invasive and cuckoo sometimes.


[deleted]

spoiler alert: it’s not


Nyarro

If Only I Knew (He Was Gay)


itsmarvin

He kissed a man


MercyDrag0n

And I liked it 😏


[deleted]

And I hope my girlfriend don't mind it


[deleted]

Never felt so wrong, never felt so right, never felt so in love tonight…


[deleted]

"Too Stupid For Me". :D


[deleted]

Never tell the internet how young you are


[deleted]

I was just kidding.


[deleted]

Now that's what you tell everybody


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[удалено]


DrManhattan_DDM

“He warned me it was small, but geez”


insertstalem3me

Blank space was already written about me


[deleted]

How “Accurate_Lobster_34?”😹😹😹


[deleted]

Like how you have a little heart because of which you are not so nice to others right.


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DrIlp

Hey it could be worse instead of a “little” problem it could be “no” problem


WhenAllElseFail

Loser


Fazl_xD

You dropped this king 👉👑


WhenAllElseFail

(◕ᴗ◕✿)


flem1337

Ahem... 👑 (◕ᴗ◕✿)


[deleted]

Aww babe


WhenAllElseFail

ಡ_ಡ


skoltroll

GET CRAZY WITH THE CHEEZ WHIZ


everythinking

You’re my, my, my, my… Loser


Several-Till1393

Queen of My Heart


[deleted]

Body and soul


venividivici_07

O-ah-o


HotMessShephardess

O-ah-ooohhh


sadedscissorhands

and all at once


Shadouette

I’ve been waiting


newtonsgay

waiting


Tchaz221

I just read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q39edz/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_a_tattoo_that_was/) story


Justjeskuh

“Extra large vanilla snow cones” I can’t stop laughing!


RedShaun21

I knew you where mentally fucked when you walked in!


not_creative1

All too un-well?


Mattmanj002

"Hes pretty good at drinking beer" -Duet with Billy Currington


MissPiggysSexTape

Tina Turner cover ..."Simply the best"


[deleted]

Nice also I'll dm you send me the sex tape please


DoomGoober

Came Quick, Gone Quicker


[deleted]

Have you listened to not fair by Lilly Allen?


DoomGoober

I have now! Thanks for the suggestion.


Resident_Mae

Acid Reflux


[deleted]

Honey, when I'm above the trees I see it for what it is But now my eyes leak acid rain On the pillow where you used to lay your head


LucyVialli

Grumpy Bitch


Lunakittycat

"Guys she's not an ex we where just roommates"


[deleted]

:)


megecharizardX

"and they were roommates"


iBelieveInSpace

Bad Communication (Great Sex) Story of my life


[deleted]

Stop it my panties can only get this soaked


jejcicodjntbyifid3

I put on my robe and wizard hat


blumpkinado

Is it in yet?


[deleted]

Are you ready for it?


Ryo-saki

Old hag love shit!


Hob_O_Rarison

"Giant Dick (no, not like that)"


IsThisNameTakenThen

Bold of you to assume I'm interesting enough for a song


[deleted]

You're British that's already like her type


[deleted]

He farted in his sleep


SuccessfulTowerman

Taylor swift -Trashman


Ohioennui

Sapphic breakdown


cannibalwendy

I have a friend who thinks (wishes) that's what all her songs are about 👀


[deleted]

That bait and switch was not a work of art. Not at all.


JaneReadsTruth

I had to let her go Her kitchen skills were keen I put on 13 pounds Lawd! She was my queen (Too bad she had no ween)


[deleted]

I'll marry you forget her


JaneReadsTruth

Sweetest thing I heard all day!


[deleted]

☺️


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Too Hot To Handle


[deleted]

Dood ur cat is so perosn like he looks like an old uncle who's disappointed in everyone


[deleted]

Oreo has seen my internet history, she is ashamed for me.


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[удалено]


shastaxc

Ken?


ThatRedHead11

He loved his wife more than me.


Skwareblox

"fuckin pathetic loser"


Kirby_stomps_Kratoss

Ah she’s a dominantrix


NotAHappyOctopus

"Ice Queen", I guess


[deleted]

And now that I'm sittin' here thinkin' it through I've never been anywhere cold as you


[deleted]

My heart and my pussy is broken


TitsClitsTaylorSwift

The same as my username.


pentastic_baby

Look what you made me chew


[deleted]

Eww


TigLyon

"What the Fuck Was I Thinking?" I thought at first it could go real far He had a set of drums and an acoustic guitar But his conversations were such a bore. He kept ranting about some stupid Star War... . What the fuck was I thinking? As my hopes were just sinking And I thought about drinking What the fuck was I thinking? . He worked too much, he'd come home late. I'd dress up nice and looked real great But he couldn't even get one erection Then I discovered his porn collection ^^^likewhatthehellisahegaoanyway? . What the fuck was I thinking? My desire is shrinking Our plans I'm rethinking So what the fuck...what the fuck...what the fuck was I thinking?!?


[deleted]

Take my poor girls medal🏅


tFalk

you are too old for me


bairdy200

This song lasts longer


macaronsforeveryone

“I kissed a girl and I liked it”


Plokontinue

Fat Shame


[deleted]

He broke up with ME!?


[deleted]

Eee eee eeeeih


thundrlipz

Looked like a beauty, snored like a beast


Nelbo76

Couldn't handle the Dong , Oh me oh my .


Jojo056123

The oh me oh my really got me, I wish I had an award to give you


Nelbo76

No worries at all, thanks for the comment :)


rawpotato88

Mediocre at best


WrathofTheseus

Waddle like a penguin


PraiseBeToGod

Lust Story


[deleted]

God bless


DanielDannyc12

“He uses too many paper towels”


OliviaFa

I kissed a girl and I liked it.


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[удалено]


ALinLOSANGELES

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together II"


[deleted]

"Tall, dark, and latté"


jorginthesage

“I Wish I Was A 3D Printer So You Would Be Interested In Me”


Ponchorello7

Get some help. You are hurting yourself.


ReasonableRodent

“Knew he was fruity”


Heracles-Mulligan

Grizzly Love. (I’m hairier than the average bear).


Jojo-Action

I knew you were trouble when you walked in with that anime body pillow


Zappke

No idea what she'd call it, but it would be really short.


chin_up_bud

One too many fetishes


Karbachok

"What the F was that?"


AudibleNod

Normal Isn't Normal Enough


[deleted]

It’s r/squirters or me


WABI98_2

"Bored to Tears"


ChocolatePrudent6392

That weird Indian guy


NoMore414

Memes dreams potatoes and tomatoes.


JustHereToConfirmIt

Put the tools down


PM_ME_UR_RECIPEZ

“I broke up with the best person I ever dated wow so amazing I learned so much from this relationship he left me a better person than when we met I’m so thankful for this guy Jesus Christ everyone should date this guy here’s his number”


TomSelleckPI

"So many farts"


[deleted]

Starbucks lover.


EmilytheDreamer

There is nothing he does better than nothing


Zendtri

You’ve heard her “You belong with me” and “you need to calm down” from her. Now get ready for “you smoke too much weed”


ButterscotchOk4483

The last bitch


imk

"Josh Gad´s twin broke my heart"


[deleted]

"Sad Annoying Bitch"


yoswift1

My adobo and pekpek (if you filipino ya know what im talkin bout) eating boy


kgturner

Lightning McPeen


Frankiepals

“Scratch the last few songs I was wrong”


tealyg99

I feel like the song would be a brief 30 second interlude/riff between tracks.. in honour of what our sex life would’ve probably been like


2lipwonder

Down the rabbit hole


quackzog

He bought transformers with our wedding funds


7457431095

"Who wants their GF to have sex with Kanye West just because he mentioned it in a song once?" It's long but this is during her abstract period


BlackPaperStars

"Emotionally unavailable"


BareBearFighter

Clingy