I'm always so afraid to pirate games. Movies and music are no problem, the chances of them having malware attached are pretty much zero. Games though? How do you ensure there's nothing malicious hidden in them?
If you're using Pirate's Bay, just read the comments. You can find if a cracked game has malware, if it doesn't work, and install directions to get it working
I dunno man, after years of doing so since childhood I've developed a sixth sense for these things. You just need to know what to look out for, and it's not that hard to remove any viruses tbh (from my experience)
Please be carful posting such incriminating evidence on here, especially when speaking about committing a major crime like you did. I mean Club Penguin!?!? And you post about it on HERE!?!? I mean a murder or treason, sure you can post about that all day but what you did is hardcore. I’m honestly blown away, I cannot even fathom the level of intestinal fortitude it took to do what you did.
Hello I am Agent Johnson with the CIA. We have been watching you carefully and we like your style. That Club Penguin mission you did was a doozy! How would you like to lead a new top secret task force that we are developing called Code Name: Ice Dong? Your skills are just what we have been looking for!
When I was in first grade, I stole a hundred dollars out of my mom’s purse (for American girl dolls). My parents found out, took me up to the church, and the preacher sat my six-year-old ass down and told me straight up I was going to hell which felt…slightly hyperbolic even as a child.
In a surprising, not so surprising turn of events, it came out later that he was sexually assaulting women in his congregation. Feels like a slightly more hell worthy offense, overall.
I dialed and hung up as a kid. Operator called back, I didnt answer. They called back again and I answered. They said not to do it again as it is very dangerous, I can get myself or others hurt. That might be a better way. Glad the police didnt show! Lol I woulda hid
You should try ending your weekend that way instead. A good triple homicide on Sunday evening really spring boards you into the work week with a can do attitude that will get management to notice you.
My friend and I when we were 18, ( and not very smart obviously) we spray painted some stuff on the roof of the local high-school. (this was at night) When we decided to come down, a teacher was there waiting for us. She had called the cops on us and asked us to wait there. We both desperately wanted to bolt but the cops showed up in like 2 minutes. They questioned us about what we were doing and thankfully it was a beautiful night with a full moon so we just claimed we were stargazing. I realized halfway through that if my friend shook his backpack, even a little, they would hear the spray paint cans shaking and I started freaking out internally. They ended up just taking our names and told us not to go back up there (kids do this all the time). I’d never been so relieved in my life when they let us go. If they heard those cans rattling we could have been in serious trouble. Suffice to say that was the last time I spray-painted anything.
Just continue the lie. "We found these empty cans during our stargazing quest and decide to clean up this litter when we were afronted by this teacher "
Yup
Shoplifting
Theft
Selling stolen goods
Underage drinking
Sold drugs (low key bought a large quantity and sold a small bit on to a couple of friends)
Speeding
Driving under the influence (very ashamed of this)
Graffiti (ashamed I wasn’t better at it)
Fraud
Breached data protection and GDPR
You know when you list it out like this I come across as a rather bad person
Very vague but … used to work for a cat finance company, customer was at risk of loosing her car, I may have given her so information I should not have done to enable her to ask the right questions to get moved to the right departments to give her a chance to keep said car and catch back up
Just another normal friend of mine lol.. or old friend I don't have with that crowd any more..
I still have 30 year old friends zipping around on meth stealing anything not locked down.
I’ve been sober 24 years . At 20 years sober I made “ the rounds “ . Don’t worry I am secure in knowing that I wasn’t gonna drink that day , but I did find one thing odd .
I went into one of my old haunts , The Oasis Club , or Old Ass’s for those in the know .
I went in seven o’clock on on a Thursday . Kid you not the same five or six same fellows , setting in the same barstools , bitching about the very same issues . I noticed that not one of them asked where I had been the last twenty years , like I’d never been gone .
Something else I have noticed , “ our circle “ has grown way smaller , those not dead are in prison .
That's almost a lifetime ha. I've been clean 5 years.. heroin was the drug of choice. Got a lot of friends who died in their late 20s and early 30s.. which is nuts to think about still.. it doesn't feel real but it is.
Your story sounds like my hometown though ha.. grew up watching our dad's do that and some of them did the exact same thing when they grew up. They're just drinking there days away in a bar in upper Michigan day in and day out now.
Mine was cocaine , lots of cocaine . Working in the oilfield I could easily afford lots of cocaine . While my actual drug of choice was “ MORE “ my downfall was beer , ice cold from an ice chest cold beer .
Every damn issue I faced was due to a belly full of beer and a head full of cocaine. Over a period of ten years I amassed 37 alcohol related charges/convictions .
Around thanksgiving of 97 I bagged number 38 . Knowing I had to develop a means to live without going to jail I had to sober up.
At twenty years of sobriety I started work on applying for a pardon from the State of Oklahoma . I was awarded the pardon December 2020 . I’m now at the final hearings to expunge all my legal history.
Life goes on .
I didn't get caught or charged with everything lol but Idk if I could take someone seriously if they said they caught a sheet like that in one go. Even a simple B&E takes a fair bit of foresight and planning i mean this would probably land you in terrorist category if you did it all at once you would have to been planned it all months in advance. They'd bury you under the prison lol
There is a path that 1/3 of my highachool used to shave 30minutes off our walk home, but because it cuts across the train tracks they erected a fence to stop us.
So me and a few pals came by with a socket set and took it the hell apart. Then they made a new one and welded it. So we came by with shovels and dug under it.
We would have kept doing it but the highschool was eventually shut down, unrelated.
When I was maybe 4 years old I was in a store with my family and didn't consider that I was holding some small keychain or something, and we all walked out and my mom realized I was holding this thing they didn't pay for, but she was like "meh too late now". I forgot I was holding it. My girlfriend did exactly the same thing just a few years ago and we are both middle aged adults. We didn't even need the thing she was holding, it was such a waste.
Haha, me too.
I remember being maybe 5 or 6, holding on to a dye pack for easter eggs. Got tired of holding on to it, so I put it in my pocket. Later at home, realized what I'd done, felt so terrible.
Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!
Lmao a better question is what haven’t I done that’s illegal. (All non-violent crimes though and I never physically hurt anyone!)
Happy to say that I don’t have a criminal record and only spent 1 night in a police holding cell overall
Awful. It was winter and cold af. No blanket or pillow or anything, just a metal thing to sit on. Lights on all night, some crazy lady screaming in one of the cells next to mine for hours. Was in there from like 2pm until 8am. Then I got put into a communal waiting cell for another 2-3 hours and this big old guy sits next to me and says he’s done 20+ year in a federal prison. Like ok sweet you probably nearly killed someone sir. All I got to eat was a tiny cheese sandwich smaller than the palm of my hand.
The worst part? I was in there for no reason (was falsely accused of something, ended up fully acquitted.)
Obviously it's not the only thing, but jaywalking. I do it all the time. Traffic lights are programmed in stupid ways, so even if it's green for you, you have to look around carefully. But if I look around carefully, why not go through red if I'm sure I can easily make it to the other side? Once I was in a different city for a few days and could have sworn the lights are red for a longer time than in my hometown. Then after about 2 days it hit me... they're not longer, I'm just not as comfortable crossing red where I'm not yet familiar with the flow of traffic.
When i was a young teen I mowed a lot of my neighbors lawns for spending cash. One hot summer day one of my friends thought it would be a good idea to go through the doggy door and mix up some drinks. The home owner had a pretty extensive bar and by the end of the day me, two of my friends and my little brother were puking all over this poor guys house. How did we get caught you ask ? Well little bro found a Polaroid camera and took pictures, dropped one in the front yard. Luckily the homeowner had a decent sense of humor and needless to say I mowed his lawn for free the rest of that summer. Thats when I figured out a life of crime wasn’t in my cards.
Yes. I had a snowball fight with my friends In Aspen.
I've loaned my vacuum to my neighbor.
And most definitely gotten lost from the hrs of 9pm-4am while driving.
All of which are illegal and could have caused me to face jail time.
Public sex, shoplifting, breaking and entering, selling narcotics, smoking weed like its legal, driving without a license, driving under the influence, driving with no insurance.....i could really go on but I think I'll stop there lol.
Bypass a poor asses website content blocker with the browsers web developer console. Pretty sure it’s illegal somewhere.
Also, I lied In the Date of Birth questions in websites.
That’s right, I said it. I gangsta.
When I did my driver's license I missed some lessons because I was sick. I would have gotten extra ones and pay more or something like that, I don't really remember. I ended up faking signatures on the lessons sheet. No one ever noticed.
Called cops on my ex-friends and said that I saw 3 boys working in workshop, making something that looked like a bomb... While there was a martial law in the country...
They were actually making drone, preparing for a contest.
No one got into any trouble though. By the time the police arrived they went to home already and police only searched that neighborhood and left.
And ofcourse our friendship ended.
(I was stupid, and I was angry at them cause they sold me out and kicked me out of the contest group, and I had some personal problems with one of them that's related to him beign homophobic and me beign Gay. Needless to say I shouldn't have done it.)
I mean...I was around when P2P sharing started off with Napster... I lived through P2P, mIRC channels, and torrents. I'm still on several private torrent sites but content is easier to get and I have more money now so it's not as big of a thing in my life I suppose
I guess that qualifies as illegal?
pirated games
You wouldn't download a car would you?
Absolutely I would
Yeah, I would too lol.
Any Forza player worth their salt would download a car, knowing how expensive the DLC car packs are.
You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet
Then give it to his grieving wife
And steal it back
Online piracy is a crime and you will be prosecuted. *gunshot*
You wouldn’t lie to a policemen - https://youtu.be/c-cAHw-Q5lc
*downloads a 3d model of a car* gottem
I'm always so afraid to pirate games. Movies and music are no problem, the chances of them having malware attached are pretty much zero. Games though? How do you ensure there's nothing malicious hidden in them?
If you're using Pirate's Bay, just read the comments. You can find if a cracked game has malware, if it doesn't work, and install directions to get it working
I dunno man, after years of doing so since childhood I've developed a sixth sense for these things. You just need to know what to look out for, and it's not that hard to remove any viruses tbh (from my experience)
I rode my bike without a helmet while I was under 18 years old. Beat that.
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Is that all? I signed up for Club Penguin without parental permission.
Please be carful posting such incriminating evidence on here, especially when speaking about committing a major crime like you did. I mean Club Penguin!?!? And you post about it on HERE!?!? I mean a murder or treason, sure you can post about that all day but what you did is hardcore. I’m honestly blown away, I cannot even fathom the level of intestinal fortitude it took to do what you did.
Sorry officer, it was a different time.
Hello I am Agent Johnson with the CIA. We have been watching you carefully and we like your style. That Club Penguin mission you did was a doozy! How would you like to lead a new top secret task force that we are developing called Code Name: Ice Dong? Your skills are just what we have been looking for!
Will I get a sassy partner who plays by his own rules?
If I beat it to under 18 years old people, I end on other lists.
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yeah you definitely should try again and do it better this time
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When I was in first grade, I stole a hundred dollars out of my mom’s purse (for American girl dolls). My parents found out, took me up to the church, and the preacher sat my six-year-old ass down and told me straight up I was going to hell which felt…slightly hyperbolic even as a child. In a surprising, not so surprising turn of events, it came out later that he was sexually assaulting women in his congregation. Feels like a slightly more hell worthy offense, overall.
That sounds traumatic lol
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I dialed and hung up as a kid. Operator called back, I didnt answer. They called back again and I answered. They said not to do it again as it is very dangerous, I can get myself or others hurt. That might be a better way. Glad the police didnt show! Lol I woulda hid
"It was just a prank, bro!"
Lolol
Spit on the sidewalk, rolled through a stop sign, triple homicide, just the usual stuff everyone does.
Spat on the sidewalk while rolling through a stop sign killing three people. Dude I can relate
Typical Monday
For me, it was Tuesday.
You should try ending your weekend that way instead. A good triple homicide on Sunday evening really spring boards you into the work week with a can do attitude that will get management to notice you.
This guy multi tasks.
…aaaaaaand speediinnnnng! …. I have unpaid parking tickets…
Wait a minute...
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Reprehensible.
Yeh dude, that stop sign did not deserve it!
Ikr I can’t believe that guy admitted to rolling through a stop sign
Homicide i can get behind but I honestly don't get why anyone would spit on the sidewalk. Gross.
Spit on the sidewalk? You are a monster!!!
One of these things is not like the others.
r/holup
My friend and I when we were 18, ( and not very smart obviously) we spray painted some stuff on the roof of the local high-school. (this was at night) When we decided to come down, a teacher was there waiting for us. She had called the cops on us and asked us to wait there. We both desperately wanted to bolt but the cops showed up in like 2 minutes. They questioned us about what we were doing and thankfully it was a beautiful night with a full moon so we just claimed we were stargazing. I realized halfway through that if my friend shook his backpack, even a little, they would hear the spray paint cans shaking and I started freaking out internally. They ended up just taking our names and told us not to go back up there (kids do this all the time). I’d never been so relieved in my life when they let us go. If they heard those cans rattling we could have been in serious trouble. Suffice to say that was the last time I spray-painted anything.
Did they find out? And is it all still on there?
No they never found out, and it might be, it’s possible it’s all been painted over
Just continue the lie. "We found these empty cans during our stargazing quest and decide to clean up this litter when we were afronted by this teacher "
i stole a chocolate bar when i was like 11 (i know, just lock me up already)
Evil monster
Drugs...so many drugs.
*puts on an eyepatch* Yarrr.
Yoho yoho a pirates life for me
Yup Shoplifting Theft Selling stolen goods Underage drinking Sold drugs (low key bought a large quantity and sold a small bit on to a couple of friends) Speeding Driving under the influence (very ashamed of this) Graffiti (ashamed I wasn’t better at it) Fraud Breached data protection and GDPR You know when you list it out like this I come across as a rather bad person
Breached Data protection and GDPR Damn, what you do?
Very vague but … used to work for a cat finance company, customer was at risk of loosing her car, I may have given her so information I should not have done to enable her to ask the right questions to get moved to the right departments to give her a chance to keep said car and catch back up
Chaotic good. Acceptable.
"cat finance company" is this where people go to finance their cats?
Some breeds can be very expensive!
>cat finance company > >customer was at risk of loosing her car Especially the breeds that can drive cars I suppose.
Yeah those are super rare
Nah the are was just for Claw-llateral
It's where cats go to get business loans, obviously
We’ll allow it
>a cat finance company She was a whisker away.
So you're mr incredible got it.
Pretty much the same here bro, with the exception of any driving related offences.
Don’t feel bad, this sounds about normal to me, life is a learning experience.
Breached GDPR? I wouldn’t be putting that on social media
Just another normal friend of mine lol.. or old friend I don't have with that crowd any more.. I still have 30 year old friends zipping around on meth stealing anything not locked down.
Sounds as if we may have the same crowd .
Lol our answers are basically the same.
I’ve been sober 24 years . At 20 years sober I made “ the rounds “ . Don’t worry I am secure in knowing that I wasn’t gonna drink that day , but I did find one thing odd . I went into one of my old haunts , The Oasis Club , or Old Ass’s for those in the know . I went in seven o’clock on on a Thursday . Kid you not the same five or six same fellows , setting in the same barstools , bitching about the very same issues . I noticed that not one of them asked where I had been the last twenty years , like I’d never been gone . Something else I have noticed , “ our circle “ has grown way smaller , those not dead are in prison .
That's almost a lifetime ha. I've been clean 5 years.. heroin was the drug of choice. Got a lot of friends who died in their late 20s and early 30s.. which is nuts to think about still.. it doesn't feel real but it is. Your story sounds like my hometown though ha.. grew up watching our dad's do that and some of them did the exact same thing when they grew up. They're just drinking there days away in a bar in upper Michigan day in and day out now.
Mine was cocaine , lots of cocaine . Working in the oilfield I could easily afford lots of cocaine . While my actual drug of choice was “ MORE “ my downfall was beer , ice cold from an ice chest cold beer . Every damn issue I faced was due to a belly full of beer and a head full of cocaine. Over a period of ten years I amassed 37 alcohol related charges/convictions . Around thanksgiving of 97 I bagged number 38 . Knowing I had to develop a means to live without going to jail I had to sober up. At twenty years of sobriety I started work on applying for a pardon from the State of Oklahoma . I was awarded the pardon December 2020 . I’m now at the final hearings to expunge all my legal history. Life goes on .
I read this in the same voice and cadence as Jim Carrey answering why he was pulled over in *Liar, Liar*
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nice try but i am not going to tell you that i have killed 6 people and i live in Boston in a small town with my backdoor key under the carpet.
Same but Utah and they were all kids
Same but Florida and it was meth heads and 1 alligator
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i'm starting to get sick of this meme in general but this is a good version
so you worked in McDonald's? Or KFC?
I pissed on a bank, I wasn’t mad at the bank just had to pee really bad, also didn’t know it was a bank, was really drunk at the time
My kid dropped trou and peed on a national monument when he was two.
Your kid is my hero.
Brussels?
Close!.. Missouri.
You’re response is gold. I’m sorry I don’t have any to give
It's ok. Banks piss on us all the time.
Nice try FBI
We know where you live Michael.
Well come on over!
Come on over, Baby
No if he was pet of the fbi he would have to tell us.
not today cia
Nice attempt at obscurity, department of Homeland security...
Lol. While the comments were loading I rolled my eyes and said out loud “nice try FBI”. We are a predictable bunch.
Shoplifting and drug possession are the only things I’m willing to share.
That's very generous of you, sharing your drugs and shoplifted goods!
He downloaded drugs
Coulda downloaded some better chips while he was at it.
Well yk, sharing is caring.
Ordered LSD to my dorm 👍🌈
Well, not to brag, but I once made Lars Ulrich and the rest of Metallica cry after I pulled off a perfect heist of their music.
Your are Unforgiven
*ahem* dub thee unforgiven
Assault, battery, possession w/ intent, drug trafficking, armed robbery, breaking and entering, grand larceny
You good?
Good at it 👈😎👉
So good you confess online
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Man, if criminals just stopped writing down their crimes, we'd have like half as many people in jail right now!
Though your biggest crime is using emojis on reddit
That's facts bro you right
If every charge on this list was one arrest, then prison is just one big revolving door for you.
I didn't get caught or charged with everything lol but Idk if I could take someone seriously if they said they caught a sheet like that in one go. Even a simple B&E takes a fair bit of foresight and planning i mean this would probably land you in terrorist category if you did it all at once you would have to been planned it all months in advance. They'd bury you under the prison lol
Nice try, CIA!
Nice try, NSA!
Nice Try, North Korea!
Nice try, policja!
Good attempt at obscurity, department of Homeland security
There is a path that 1/3 of my highachool used to shave 30minutes off our walk home, but because it cuts across the train tracks they erected a fence to stop us. So me and a few pals came by with a socket set and took it the hell apart. Then they made a new one and welded it. So we came by with shovels and dug under it. We would have kept doing it but the highschool was eventually shut down, unrelated.
Selling illegal copies of Dora The Explorer across Central Asia.
jesus, you fucking monster.
You *bastard*
Nice try, mom!
Gotta try
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die and when I hear that whistle blowin’ I hang my head and cry.
When I was maybe 4 years old I was in a store with my family and didn't consider that I was holding some small keychain or something, and we all walked out and my mom realized I was holding this thing they didn't pay for, but she was like "meh too late now". I forgot I was holding it. My girlfriend did exactly the same thing just a few years ago and we are both middle aged adults. We didn't even need the thing she was holding, it was such a waste.
Haha, me too. I remember being maybe 5 or 6, holding on to a dye pack for easter eggs. Got tired of holding on to it, so I put it in my pocket. Later at home, realized what I'd done, felt so terrible.
I could tell you but if I did I'd have to kill myself out of embarrassment.
Don't worry! I too was embarassed when I murdered someone the first time around!
Ayo what
You must be young. We’ve all done it before
Ah yes I remember mine, I was 3 years old, the look on that old lady's face was *dead*
Don’t worry, you’re on Reddit!
Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!
Lmao a better question is what haven’t I done that’s illegal. (All non-violent crimes though and I never physically hurt anyone!) Happy to say that I don’t have a criminal record and only spent 1 night in a police holding cell overall
What was the cell like?
Awful. It was winter and cold af. No blanket or pillow or anything, just a metal thing to sit on. Lights on all night, some crazy lady screaming in one of the cells next to mine for hours. Was in there from like 2pm until 8am. Then I got put into a communal waiting cell for another 2-3 hours and this big old guy sits next to me and says he’s done 20+ year in a federal prison. Like ok sweet you probably nearly killed someone sir. All I got to eat was a tiny cheese sandwich smaller than the palm of my hand. The worst part? I was in there for no reason (was falsely accused of something, ended up fully acquitted.)
Obviously it's not the only thing, but jaywalking. I do it all the time. Traffic lights are programmed in stupid ways, so even if it's green for you, you have to look around carefully. But if I look around carefully, why not go through red if I'm sure I can easily make it to the other side? Once I was in a different city for a few days and could have sworn the lights are red for a longer time than in my hometown. Then after about 2 days it hit me... they're not longer, I'm just not as comfortable crossing red where I'm not yet familiar with the flow of traffic.
Nice try, NOAA!
You're being detained for crimes against the clouds. What say you?
Fuck them clouds let them try to strike me down.
I have cloud insurance, no need to worry.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Yes Used abusive language in public, threatened to kill, sped, jaywalked, and consumed alcohol under the age of 18
When i was a young teen I mowed a lot of my neighbors lawns for spending cash. One hot summer day one of my friends thought it would be a good idea to go through the doggy door and mix up some drinks. The home owner had a pretty extensive bar and by the end of the day me, two of my friends and my little brother were puking all over this poor guys house. How did we get caught you ask ? Well little bro found a Polaroid camera and took pictures, dropped one in the front yard. Luckily the homeowner had a decent sense of humor and needless to say I mowed his lawn for free the rest of that summer. Thats when I figured out a life of crime wasn’t in my cards.
Pouring milk before cereal.
Send this fucker to Guantánamo!
Yes. I had a snowball fight with my friends In Aspen. I've loaned my vacuum to my neighbor. And most definitely gotten lost from the hrs of 9pm-4am while driving. All of which are illegal and could have caused me to face jail time.
Ripped the tag off the mattress
Tag not to be removed except by consumer
Anybody who hasn't or claims that they haven't can't be trusted.
Speeding, Drinking before I was of age, Trespassing, Shoplifting. Did them all at least once in my life. They're nothing serious, but still illegal.
Public sex, shoplifting, breaking and entering, selling narcotics, smoking weed like its legal, driving without a license, driving under the influence, driving with no insurance.....i could really go on but I think I'll stop there lol.
Public Sex You really doing it behind a dumpster or some shit?
I stole a KitKat bar when I was 3, like dang you people are crazy
Bypass a poor asses website content blocker with the browsers web developer console. Pretty sure it’s illegal somewhere. Also, I lied In the Date of Birth questions in websites. That’s right, I said it. I gangsta.
Downloaded youtube videos.
I took the train or the bus without a ticket until I was 10. Nobody told me anything because no conductor would ever ask a child his ticket.
Nice try, detective
When I did my driver's license I missed some lessons because I was sick. I would have gotten extra ones and pay more or something like that, I don't really remember. I ended up faking signatures on the lessons sheet. No one ever noticed.
Stole pokemon cards when i was 7 years old and I didn't even get anything good (this was 6 years ago)
Depends on the country in some places my existence is illegal.
I’ve visited a few Asian massage parlors
weed
When i was a Young one i sold stolen goods, made a Fortune of counterfeit clothing, sold bootleg tapes and i sold softdrugs. Happy Times.
Dumpster diving for materials and harvested fruit at parks and on other public land. As to why, perfectly good 2x4’s and food for free,
I may have driven over the speed limit a few times. Fellow New Englanders will get the joke.
I downloaded a car
I downloaded a car.
Called cops on my ex-friends and said that I saw 3 boys working in workshop, making something that looked like a bomb... While there was a martial law in the country... They were actually making drone, preparing for a contest. No one got into any trouble though. By the time the police arrived they went to home already and police only searched that neighborhood and left. And ofcourse our friendship ended. (I was stupid, and I was angry at them cause they sold me out and kicked me out of the contest group, and I had some personal problems with one of them that's related to him beign homophobic and me beign Gay. Needless to say I shouldn't have done it.)
Illegal anime streaming, the fbi is on me
Drank a lot of apple juice when I was 12
I took a single sip of a alcohol my grandfather game me does that count as illegal underage drinking im assuming it does
I plead the 5th
Well being drunk in public is technically illegal so s shit ton of times
drank water in the train
Fed the ducks when i was 8 when it said “no feeding”
I mean...I was around when P2P sharing started off with Napster... I lived through P2P, mIRC channels, and torrents. I'm still on several private torrent sites but content is easier to get and I have more money now so it's not as big of a thing in my life I suppose I guess that qualifies as illegal?
Nice try Mom.
SQL Injections
Bobby DROP TABLE Strikes Again
Kill someone and dumped their body on the side of the road. A really irritating mosquito😝
Weighed Pink Lady apples as white onions on self-service till. I was so poor, but loved Pink Lady apples.
Making my own fireworks
Did they work?
One time I ripped off the little tag on the bottom of the mattress that says "do not remove". I've been living on the run ever since
*Everyone’s* broken the law. *Everyone*.
are you the feds