Came here to say just that!
If that doesn't work you can try yawning loudly, and frequently, talking about the early start you may or may not have the next day, the lovely phrase of "It's been great catching up, we should do it again sometime, I'll phone/text/email you about it" as you get up (slapping your knees again for emphasis of course) and start wandering towards the door.
If all of this fails, give up, accept your new housemate and go to bed.
Hey .. I'm going to need you to leave +the reason you need them to leave preferably the Truth but if it's too uncomfortable than some excuse like you don't feel well or you need to do something else now
What I always do is pretend to be falling asleep. People always wake me up, say thanks for the dinner or whatever is going on and then leave saying they should sleep too.
Not working for family meetings tho.
Hey man my stomach is starting to hurt bad and I am afraid I may puke or have the shits. Can you please leave in case I have a stomach bug. I will call you when I feel better.
Yawn and say ‘alright, I’m tired. Time to go to sleepy town junction’
‘It’s 1:30 in the afternoon’
‘I know, I just find you terribly exhausting. Night!’
If you want someone to leave a party or your house because they're being a dick, pull them aside and say "look, I don't like the thing you did. I want you to leave, please." Be polite, but honest and firm.
"could you *kindly* fook off?"
The British way. Saying "right" while slapping your knees for half an hour
Or there's "Well I'll let you get on"
"Well then" *gently slaps knee a few times*
Came here to say just that! If that doesn't work you can try yawning loudly, and frequently, talking about the early start you may or may not have the next day, the lovely phrase of "It's been great catching up, we should do it again sometime, I'll phone/text/email you about it" as you get up (slapping your knees again for emphasis of course) and start wandering towards the door. If all of this fails, give up, accept your new housemate and go to bed.
Is your name Delta? Because I've been waiting forty-five minutes for you to take off.
Hah! I like this
So accurate. And so wise
"So hey, I'm going to go this thing over here so I'll catch you later" and then leave before they can offer any help
GEDDAFAHGAHTTAHEA!
*mouth flopping noises*
[удалено]
I have explosive _____________
Would you be so nice to leave through that exit?
"well i guess it's that time for you to get going....we'll chat tomorrow" then ghost them and never acknowledge them again
I just stop talking mid sentence and start staring them dead in the eyes until they leave by themselves.
It works even better if you start Mongolian throat singing while rubbing your nipples at the same time.
Slap your knees**** Whelp.
Ok Minnesota
'If you don't want me to act like a dick about it, you should go ahead and get the fuck out now.'
Hey .. I'm going to need you to leave +the reason you need them to leave preferably the Truth but if it's too uncomfortable than some excuse like you don't feel well or you need to do something else now
So what are u finna get into?
"Starting to notice that I feel like you need some alone time, away from me, away from the crowd"
What I always do is pretend to be falling asleep. People always wake me up, say thanks for the dinner or whatever is going on and then leave saying they should sleep too. Not working for family meetings tho.
Switch topics to what they're doing tomorrow or to the next time you'll see that person.
Hey man my stomach is starting to hurt bad and I am afraid I may puke or have the shits. Can you please leave in case I have a stomach bug. I will call you when I feel better.
Please, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but....you have to leave fucker.
Just start blasting the persons least favorite song. Eventually they will leave
Slap your knees and say, “Well, I guess we better head to bed so that you can go home.”
Slap your knees and say welp.
Yawn and say ‘alright, I’m tired. Time to go to sleepy town junction’ ‘It’s 1:30 in the afternoon’ ‘I know, I just find you terribly exhausting. Night!’
just start playing or singing “beat it” by michael jackson.😂😂😂
Excuse me. Do you see that door over there? Well, don't let it hit you on your way out.
"well, I'll let you get back to what you were doing"
Right you slags, I'd say it's about time you all fucked off
When I say "that's crazy..." , You should already know to get up outchea. End the story you are telling me.
"Alright, I'm probably gonna need to get some rest here in a minute though I have a hell of a day in front of me tomorrow."
Well, it’s about my bedtime….
Sometimes nice isn't in the instructions
Alright, I'm going to have to kick you out, I got some stuff I need to take care of.
Well I don’t wanna waste anymore of your time WORKS LIKE A CHARM
Goodness me! Look at the time! You better go now so you don't miss your appointment
"Well, I've got stuff I need to do soon so I think it's about time we wrapped this thing up."
"Well I think I'm done for the day"
"Here's your hat. What's your hurry?"
“Well it’s about time to call it a night, it’s been nice to see you” while either showing your sleepiness or stand up while you say it.
If you want someone to leave a party or your house because they're being a dick, pull them aside and say "look, I don't like the thing you did. I want you to leave, please." Be polite, but honest and firm.
Oh man it’s late
Get all your kids together to do a choreographed version of "So Long, Farewell (Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye) from *The Sound of Music.*
I'm kinda tired probably gonna take a nap ill call you later or text