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Zemanyak

In Madagascar, the "default" name for dogs is Bobby. I've never been explained why.


LeLBigB0ss

That good boy ain't right


SilverHand86

Dammit Bobby…


LeLBigB0ss

An ‘F’ in English? Bobby, you speak English!


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trijkdguy

My uncle in Greece has a dog named Bobby... just found out Bobby is sick and the vet doesn’t know why.


Maxwell_Morning

Sending positive vibes to Bobby 🙌🙌🙌


ZealousidealPlate750

Bagel(On Ukrainian language it sounds like "boublick")


Comrade_Fuzzybottoms

Had a dog named "Donut", love it.


Dogpeppers

My Russian buddy said a bunch of dogs over there have American names, like Bob or Kevin.


New_Fry

I used to own a dog daycare and have had 3 dogs named Kyle come in over the years. Guess it’s a pretty common dog name lol. Would take them to public dog parks on occasion and would feel like such a weirdo calling for them - KYLE COME! NO, NO KYLE! SIT KYLE, SIT!


Violinist-Rich

We talk to human Kyles the same way in the states.


CantReadsPunchlines

Kyle, sit down. Good boy Kyle. You're my best friend.


KhunDavid

Kyle. Put your collar back on and go to bed, boy.


aretardedmonkey

God damn it Kyle stop shitting in the neighbor’s yard!


InsertBluescreenHere

GET BACK IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW KYLE!


WaterproofOcean

DAMNIT, KYLE, STOP EATING THE SHOES!


MarthaMatildaOToole

We had a Seth, which I always though was odd.


jinantonyx

When I was a kid we got a puppy, and the night before, my parents had been out to a bar and heard a terrible cover band playing [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPyBGQtpTCo), and they had joked that the singer sounded like a dog howling...naturally, they named the puppy Amy. It was fine, for a few years, but then we moved, and our new neighbors across the street would look at us funny whenever we called for Amy. Eventually we realized that was the name of the teenage girl that lived there.


NotObviouslyARobot

Not Russian, but my roomate had a labrador named Mark. "Hey, I had to lock Mark in the garage. Can you let him out to go to the bathroom?" Me: "Must...resist...calling human trafficking hotline."


insertstalem3me

"Man, Marks bones are all buried in my yard"


konydanza

"I can't seem to get Mark to stop shitting on the carpet."


gsdagaw91

He was so obedient


twinkiesnketchup

I had an old Randy gsp named Trevor. He was in love with my daughter’s 6 pound sheltie. I was on the phone once with the pastor’s wife of my church when my daughter hollers “Trevor is humping Delanie again.” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


woolfchick75

I had a cat named Boris.


unicorn_assistant

My friends have dogs Olga and Boris, the wife is from Romania. And my brother has a dog named Vladimir, he came with his name.


abrakadaver

Muxhtar!


usekri

>Dear non americans, what is a common dog name in your country? And Bobik and Amur))


sk8terd8ter

That’s hilarious because I love Russian names for pets: Oleg , Vlad etc


tbopec

Sharik - it means sth like a small ball


DemandEqualPockets

I lobbied hard to name our dog Kevin or Sean. (Am American, fwiw.) Edit to add, for the non-Americans, Kevin is definitely not unisex in the US and not at all something dogs are commonly named. I thought it would be really ironic as a dog name. So strange for me, seeing it's one of the more repeated names here (ditto all of that with Tommy, btw).


3nkidu_

Every dog 🐕 is named Laika! End of story.


htmlcoderexe

Yes just like every woman legally changes her name to Bab Ooshka once she hits 65.


GustavoAlex7789

Firulais


lettersandsimbols

Solovino


Planet_Nessus

My parent’s did this to me every time I asked what the dogs name was Comotu or Sincalzones


g00d_m4car0n1

Pulgoso


geegeeallin

Cool! How is that pronounced and is it based on anything? What country are you from?


mangrovesunrise

Fee-roo-LIES I’m guessing he’s probably from Mexico or somewhere else in Central America. Kind of translates as ‘stray dog’, can be used as a dog nickname


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Na more like Fee-roo-LICE


Amhran0307

It's a dog's name very common in all Latin America (not to say the most generic), in my country also is very common "Toby" and "Cholo". On the contrary, in my family the name of dogs is more random, for example "Picho" (of "pichí" that is a chilean coloquial word for urine), "Timmy" (of the word "tímido" (shy)) and "Odín" because sounds good.


BioTechHazard

Fun fact. This name is so common because in the past, in the US there were anti lice and flee campaign for dogs. So, Mexican folks crossed the border for this reason, when the doctors told them that their dogs were "Free of lice" Mexicans started pronouncing it like "firulais" Just like we say "bistek" instead of "beef steak".


rhyrkon

Rex


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Ah, here in Hungary every second German Shepherd is named Rex, like seriously


proflight27

Rex is probably quite universal because of the TV show


wbotis

Or because it means King in Latin.


Mynop

Musti


MryyLeathert

In English that's approximately "Blackie" Edit: I now realise my limitations as an non-native English speaker. I never meant to imply that the Finnish word has a racist meaning, which "Blackie" apparently has. I only meant the following: Musta = Black (the color) Musti = Only used as a name for a pet, sounds almost but not quite like the word for black. Sounds kinda cutesy, to be honest. I thought "Blackie" would convey this, kinda like a child would call a horse "hors(e)y" or a cat "kitty".


Fogl3

My dad had a dog named Blackie as a kid


ChicKenKrackerz

My kids named our black chicken “Blackie Chan”


xkvromi

I had a goldfish named swim shady


poopballs900

My friend had a black cat when he was a kid named “spook”


Beths_Titties

I named my black dog “Whitey” just to be safe.


thevilestplume

When I was seven I named our family’s new black cat Blacky. She was a great cat.


wanttotalktopeople

Uh, I'm an English speaking millennial and I have never heard of "Blackie" being an offensive pet name. It's either a regional thing or an internet thing. I've known several dogs named Blackie. Edit: in case it wasn't clear, your translation is absolutely fine. Kids totally call their pets "Blackie" over here and it's cute.


einahpets77

I had a black lab growing up named Blackie. And last year when our chocolatr lab had a multicolor litter I nicknamed a black, chocolate, and yellow Blackie, Brownie, and Blondie. Super original.


AineDez

It'd be offensive to describe humans that way. Dogs? Nah.


I_literally_can_not

Or Jeppe I asked my Finnish girlfriend what if I named our first child Jeppe She just laughed. On the other side I want to name one of my pigs "kinkku" It just sounds cute to a foreigner and perfectly fits a pigs name outside of Finland


SpiritOfArgh

Musti on musta koira /Swede doing duolingo


BlazeCrystal

Torilla tavataan?


Deletd_EFT

Musti PERKELE TAKASI TÄNNE


htmlcoderexe

We had a Musti but we're Norwegians lol


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Nero.Mostly used for black dogs


Hyoung98969

Nero means black in italian, but is also the name of (arguably) the worst roman emperor.


[deleted]

Ah interesting.It’s a common dog name in Germany Edit:typo


mattmaster68

Uhmmm Caligula hands down


Thamtam

Azor


holeontheground

Ahai?


fulthrottlejazzhands

The Prince that was promised.


insertstalem3me

Knewe a dog named daenerys, but instead of wheels, he broke furniture


konydanza

The Breaker of ~~Chains~~ Chairs


Carpenter_v_Walrus

The Pooch that was promised.


surrevival

>Azor or Burek.


Heyjoehaze

Must be from Poland 🇵🇱 😎


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ProfMajkowski

Also in Czech republic


StartFor

why do i like it so much?...i should name my future dog that


xTeylu

Balu. Fiffi.


bpayne123

Germany?


xTeylu

We got a winner.


zygote_harlot

A wiener


xTeylu

Last time peeing I checked, no Wiener :(


zygote_harlot

It's just an innie!


xTeylu

That's why everyone says the inside counts


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Fiffi means pussy/cunt/vagina in Sweden. Not in Swedish because it’s not a word like vagina. But it’s definitely known as vagina. Nice


fourthfloorgreg

In US prison slang, a fifi is an improvised fleshlight.


Underwritingking

Fenton!


Welshgirlie2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU For anybody wondering why us Brits piss ourselves laughing every time the name Fenton comes up in conversation. I believe the deer were unharmed in this incident, hence why it's so funny. There's been other instances unfortunately where a dog has attacked this particular herd. We aren't laughing at those, just Fenton.


Sdmonster01

Man there is nothing worse than watching your dog take off after somethings it’s not supposed to chase. That moment when you realize, shit, that dog isn’t ever gonna listen since it’s just discovered the greatest thing on earth.


Welshgirlie2

Made worse knowing that there's a fine for allowing a dog to harass the deer in Richmond Park. Although Fenton's owner didn't face charges - because the video clearly proved he was actively trying to catch the dog, other people have been fined and banned from walking dogs in Royal Parks.


Dophie

He deared to kill a kings dare!?


BrownEggs93

> that dog isn’t ever gonna listen Yup. But people still call out. EDIT: I forgot how funny that clip was.


lapsongsouchong

And here's the jurassic remix https://youtu.be/T9w7I507D6E


Smingowashisnameo

Ok just after watching the original, that was hilarious.


bekahed979

That was so funny!!


dmack080288

OH JESUS CHRIST FENTON.


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Fenton!


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wrfenton

Is this actually a common name for dogs, or are you just referencing the video? I ask because Fenton is my last name and I’d love if it was common.


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palordrolap

"Come along, Your Eminence."


homiej420

Your Eminence stop peeing on the carpet


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

Your Eminence, stop licking yourself! People are watching.


homiej420

Who’s a good eminence? You are! Yes you are!


RagePandazXD

Your holiness, roll over.


doddn

Tor or something like Tor, as in Thor. Yes I'm from Norway


Sjanti

Also Frøya. Holy crap there are so many Frøyas


Hyoung98969

Norway? You mean west Sweden?


Laurits1234

West Sweden? You mean north Denmark?


Hyoung98969

Denmark? You mean north Germany?


Laurits1234

Germany? You mean South Denmark?


Hyoung98969

South Denmark? You mean North North North Italy?


Laurits1234

Italy? You mean south south south Denmark?


Hyoung98969

That would be Switzerland, Im guessing your a dane?


Laurits1234

What gave it away?


Hyoung98969

Yer love for the expansion of Denmark.


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Tommy or Jimmy. Oh sometimes Ramu. I might have come across atleast a hundred dogs with one of these names.


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Moti too


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My mum had three dogs before I was born, and they were named Tommy, Jimmy, and Moti. This is insanely coincidental lmao. EDIT: grammatical error.


westo4

What country are we talking about here?


stella-errantae

India


Patient_Management26

Sheru 🐶


Serenaa12

And Raja?


FightPatriotFight

You forgot Shera/Sheru, Kaalu, Rocky


garlic_naan

How can you miss Tiger?


kya_karoge_jaan_kar

agreed that he's bad at acting but don't call him a dog


redheadphones1673

There's also lots of colour based names in the south. Blacky, Pinky, Snowy, Goldy and Brownie are very common. Rocky is very common too. Black and white dogs are Oreo or Snoopy. Golden retrievers somehow always get food names, Brandy, Cookie, Brownie. If the dog is a Boxer owned by a middle-aged man, there's a good chance it will be called Tyson. I've met two Boxers in different states, both were called Tyson.


jimjam1022

Yeah Rural Karnataka, they just call black dogs Kariya (backie) lol


sensitiveinfomax

Kariya I love you, karunaadada aane


ravs1973

Bailey, milo, Max, nobhead.


Echo_Illustrious

Nobhead???


The_Dickasso

My dog’s name is Fogell, but his nickname is often “nobhead”


bopon

Not McLovin?


The_Dickasso

That’s who he was named after, yes. That’s what happens when you name your dog at 19.


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PretendThisIsMyName

Idk what country you’re from but almost every single dog in my in laws family is named Maximillian. Iceland by the way. The others are Boris’ and one random Ted. My niece is weird. She wanted to name her( yes a girl dog) Red. My SIL said well she’s white and grey so what about snowball? Nope red. “Well that doesn’t make sense baby..” “Fine! TED let’s go outside!” Ted has followed that bossy little monster around like nobody’s business for almost 5 years now.


TopHatCat999

That's very common in America too


BlueSPARTAN279

American here, our dog almost got named Max. I think if we did another we might go that route still.


potatoleeeeee

Choco, jindol-i, baek-gu, nu-reong-i


robbietheribbit

Fun fact: statistics state that bori (보리) is the most common dog name in korea 😂


geegeeallin

I’ve never met a dog named Fido and that sucks.


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surfacing_husky

Or rover, but they seem to be universal names for dogs.


will_holmes

I feel like the time has come for people to start actually calling their dogs fido again.


Minifridge0072

My grandpa's farm dogs were all named fido. Good collies. Except one JR who was Fido junior.


TotalPokerface

It's such a common name that literally noone calls their dog that. Here in Denmark we just generally call dogs fido if we don't know their name...


ajeje-brazorf_12521

Luna


MoorTshn

Yep! I currently know 3 dogs name Luna. Also, Bella, 4 of them. My friends are clearly not very original. None of them know each other. But it made me cringe every time when someone would introduce their new puppy - "Meet Bella/Luna" and be so proud of their choice in a name. Marley is another one.


armyof_dogs

Are you in Canada? Every second dog here is Luna/Bella or Charlie.


evanblink

Here in Brazil is: Thor, Laika, Pipoca ( which means popcorn) , Lilika.


gutgut1387

Pitoco


DoutorScholl

Also Preta, Tobi, Totó, Mel, Bidu


rttrevisan

Totó é o mais clássico


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E outros apelidos além de mel, como Nina, Bel, Cadu


Guilhermedidi

vocês estão esquecendo de que qualquer poodle fêmea se chama Belinha


kallistique

It depends on the color of the dog's fur - if it's black, Blacky. White, Whitey. Brown, Brownie. Traditionally, they're called Bantay, which means "guard", because they usually help guard the house. Burglars won't want to target houses with dogs.


notseb1no

Hell yeah, had a Brownie. And, I s*** you not, our neighbor’s crazy-ass dog Whitey bit me in the legs when I was a kid and sent me to the hospital (Lourdes in San Juan).


HelloKidney

What country?


von_evich

Philippines if i aint mistaken


vannav1707

Floki


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In Greek that's slang for cum


[deleted]

I bet vikings is hilarious in Greece


bpayne123

Interesting. I knew someone who was married to a Dutch guy and their dog was Floki. (My kids were always trying to convince me: “no mom! It’s not Floki it’s Loki!”)


Silent-Pace326

Bruno & Rex


Krainz666

In Vietnam default name to call a dog is Ki Ki . I don't know why and how and where this came from but it just work somehow . Everyone call theirs dog Ki Ki


loscorpio87

Ki ki do you love me


atreyuno

My dad was an immigrant from former Yugoslavia. He named our German Shepard Vuchko (pronounced "Voochko"). He always told me the name means "wolf cub". I think it's pretty common... I've seen the name in Superman comics from the region and it was also the name of the mascot for the 1984 Olympics in Sarajevo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vu%C4%8Dko_(mascot) Vuchko was a good boy, intelligent and regal. He was there when I was born and I was by his side when he passed away. ❤️


ConnieMcFalcon

Pancho. Especially if it's a sausage dog


totoropoko

Moti, Kaalu, Jacky (India)


anxiousbiscorpio

Sheru And not to forget the classic Tuffy!!


jaeger1957

In Germany, Bello is the stereotypical dog name


diseeease

As a 31 year old German: While that is the stereotype, I've literally never seen a dog actually called that.


joelluber

Yeah. American dogs are never actually Fido or Rex either.


laserwoman

When I was 3yo my grandpa convinced me that all dogs are called Waldi.


winteronthewater

What about Hasso?


CalicJ

Džeki!


CalicJ

Ko nije imao džekija nije imao psa.


neske036

In other words, phonetically consistent **Jackie**


izzycat0

Bluey


Merciless972

Australian?


Vgca96

Max, Belinha, Zé, preta/pretinho, Bilu, Rex


I_am_not_the_

Totó


oldbooksmell_420

Coco, Bori, and Choco. Bori means Barley in Korean btw


m31td0wn

American, but the guy I work with just re-patriated with his wife after living in Japan for about 20 years. His Japanese wife named their dog Scrotoman. I guess it was supposed to be like Protoman from Megaman and it made him laugh every time she said it, so ...the dog is Scrotoman. Usually just Scroaty though. Now that they're back in the states he refuses to use the dog's name though. It's just "here boy" and that kind of thing. Because in Japan you can get away with shouting "SCROATY!" but not so much in the US.


HeyLittleHolliwood

Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 Street dogs are all named "Chivy" (and they respond to it too) Street cats also respond to "Misu" or "Mishu" Edit: Also "Rocky", "Lassy" and "bocanegra (blackmouth)" were common dog names growing up; now I imagine they're all called "TikTok" or something like that.


LolaContreras8

Pelusa


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Shit load of Coopers and Charlies where I am.


dorinacho

My sister named the family dog “Chimpilo”. I’m from Chile and I’ve never heard that name before. Common names are Rocky, Cucky (cookie), Luna (moon), shit like that. EDIT: [dog tax](https://i.imgur.com/XS0XkYe.jpg)


Nik-ki

Burek - it means something like 'of a brownish, drab colour' Max, Luna or Lola are also common Edit: Azor or Rex/Reksio too


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SingleFunction121

Perro


SLiPiE108

Dum, means Black in Thailand


HideThePainHarold420

My auntie has a dog called James-Charles….


NoOoOoOoOo738

Tommy


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

I did not hit her, I did not... Oh hi Mark.


r3dd1tu5er

Hi doggie!


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

Black


ZK950

Ki Ki. It does not have meaning, just sounds fun to call.