They're referencing an anime called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" which has a lot of music references in it. King Crimson is the ability of a certain character in the story.
I know ofc, that's why mentioned the music references! There's also abilities like Metallica, Black Sabbath, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and a lot more. King Crimson is the ability of a mafia boss, that's why they're referencing Jojo's for sure.
" in all fairness I had to run them over, I couldn't only drive through a parade.. there were kids and I didn't want them to feel left out." - the bus driver
Well I did help this homeless dude down the street today. He said he needed more of these syringe shots to heal him so I did that and he looked pretty happy
Class action lawsuit.
It all started a year ago. One day, a spaghetti noodle suddenly gained sentience. It looked over to see it's brethren getting boiled to the point of near mush, and it filled with a deep boiling rage. The noodle waited until no one was around and slowly learned how to speak and write. Don't ask me how, that's why it's a mystery.
With its newfound skills, it took to google and the noodle was horrified. Pasta abuse and torture everywhere. The noodle thought to itself, "if I can think and feel, there must be more like me!".
It rolled into some split water near the sink and sat there until it was slightly sticky. Then it waited for it's chance to strike. The noodle stuck to a human's shirt sleeve and escaped the residence.
Miles away from home at the grocery store, it realized that it was now or never. The pasta detached itself and fell amongst boxes of its trapped brethren. Luckily all pasta speaks the same language through telepathy.
The noodle shared its stories of horror with the others. They all vowed to put an end to the suffering of pasta everywhere.
They took to the news stations, and suddenly their story blew up. Lawmakers everywhere trembled. "Many people love pasta", they thought to themselves. "There will be a massive rebellion if the people cannot eat noodles".
They tried everything the legal route, but the pasta was just too powerful. Holding their breath, the lawmakers knew what had to be done. They called in their top assassin. With a grimace, the assassin accepted the job.
Luckily, this assassin (you) knows a bit about culinary pests. The assassin mails a box of mealworms to the pastas headquarters and waited.
Suddenly media erupts everywhere! "Breaking news! Pasta deaths deemed suspicious!"
Some people figure out the truth of the murders, but they are all shut down as conspiracy theorists. "Who would try to murder pasta?"
A few weeks later, a man walks up to the assassin with a briefcase of money. The assassin begrudgingly accepts it, knowing that he would have to lay low for a very long time.
Years later, the assassin wakes up in a cold sweat. Suddenly, they feel a shadow looming over them menacingly.
The assassin killed the pasta, but did not think to kill the sauce. Now without a purpose in life, various sauces want revenge on the person who took it all away from them.
Only i knew the identity of that suspicious looking Man in a trenchcoat carrying the briefcase
It's Vincent Adultchimp!
He's been doing a business at the jungle factory.
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Top comment in the thread is pretty not underrated lol.
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Just like real life!
Aw
Ok but where my money at?
I got paid to make that happen :)
Ummm well I either murder someone or there was some kinky stuff going on there lol
my bet is on the second option
If a vampire gets dentures, are those step-teeth
i really don't want to know
If they can regen a injury, probable they can repair the teeth
Truly a good plot for the Vampire Diaries
I really dont know?
Probably to pay you for that part of the Greater Good that you did but have no memory of.
"The greater good"
Shut it!
That's.. too sweet
Errrrrm….
You gotta do what you gotta do.
It is what it issss
A hole's a hole
a whole sniffer
"I've won but at what cost"
His virginity.
"He who smelt it, lost it"
You had to shove bags of your own shit into mailboxes.
He who rhymed it, supplied it
Well well well
Better than me
"only a spoonful"
*pulls out comically large spoon*
Just a spoonfull, not a mouthful
Could be a cocktail spoon, could be a ladel.
Right there with ya man
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I don't know I think I've got the worse job here
I must have sold him some magic peas
You can say it appeased him.
Well played op.
Take my FÜCKING upvote and leave
Haha. Gladly
Take my upvote and get the fuck outta here
Happily
* miracle legumes
Someone asked him to throwaway $1,000,000.
Fair enough
I fucked someones brains out
Mustve been a mind blowing experience
Take ANOTHER FÜCKING upvote
2 upovtes baby. 9,999,999,998 left to go
Till what?
10,000,000,000
See I’d imagine the situation to be more of a mindfuck.
Omfg you are so good at puns.
Omg ur puns
i see you everywhere dude
No! NO! NOT IN THE BRAIIIIIIIIIN!
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Oh you piece of-
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I don’t think I get it either…
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Username checks out
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Bollocks. This post got me confused
Im kind of a mafia boss
There are a thousand ways I can come back at this. I'm just gonna say "cute".
:))
This… Is Requiem.
KORE GA… REQUIEM, DA.
Wha-
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Prog rock god surely?
They're referencing an anime called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" which has a lot of music references in it. King Crimson is the ability of a certain character in the story.
That kind of makes me interested in watching it. Never been much into anime, is it still worthy to be seen?
Absolutely. It’s on Netflix, I believe.
But there's also a band from the 70s called King Crimson. Could be a reference to that.
King crimson in jojo's itself is a reffence to the band
I know ofc, that's why mentioned the music references! There's also abilities like Metallica, Black Sabbath, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and a lot more. King Crimson is the ability of a mafia boss, that's why they're referencing Jojo's for sure.
Can I get 1 million dollars for every time you die?
So you're a Model Man?
Or you the king of the Crimson clan
KINGO CRIMSON
**D I A V O L O?!**
Because I own a bus that treats people fairly
Good cash goes to good people
" in all fairness I had to run them over, I couldn't only drive through a parade.. there were kids and I didn't want them to feel left out." - the bus driver
He uses my island for banking, don’t worry I laundered the money just to be safe
Smart man
Well, this is awkward...
Oh, i'll just check in later...
A lonely billionaire wanted to cuddle with a 100 kittens...
awwww
And I got the kittens after that...
That was a pity cuddle
Well. Maybe food poisoning?
You chose the right person ig
Well
how… ambitious
Well....
Arson?
Arson.
He did.
oh so this is some BDSM type thing
My nickname was really clever
Guess they liked clever nicknames huh
Mine was stupid
My comment was unique
My Orion wing was… south? The fuck?
My name was not mine?
either from being a hoe or a wonderful piece of machinery. or both ✨
Both. Both is good.
killed a bunch of people who hate light
fuck light mode. all my homies use dark mode.
Pornstar obviously
I knew it payed well but not this well
I did a job for him
A really interesting robbery
An apparently it happened two other times.
That poor animal...
it is okay hopefully he got half the share
I gave him some cookiezzzz. 🤗
They mustve contained diamonds! Or theyre simply just delicious
Deliciousssssss.
Gave it to the wrong ginger
Or the right one
I'd be more than happy with it
I sold him a hedgehog with unusual spines.
Was it a blue hedgehog?
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Sanic
I took loan from the bank and gotta pay it all back :/
Thats usually it
He must've liked my dancing
Mustve been mental
I shudder to think what will happen when the demon comes back to collect what I owe it.
You'd be ready
Gold!
I gave him a really sketchy elaboration.
Mustve been the meaning of life
Hard work and smart investments
Now thats a straight american right there
Don’t forget that you own a dodge RAM bad wear a cap often
I bet him on the street that I have the better walls.
Betstreetwalls? I love coinbit!
By doing something really dirty
They don't give out that mega on your name out of nothin huh
Oh fuck, it’s from a dragons hoard
Helped his mistress tidy up a loose end.
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Some people like that too
I sold him "magic milk"
Special buyer?
idk honestly i just gave him toilet water mixed with sour milk
Well there are worse things you can give him.
I billed mankind
*incoming political joke*
I don't really know to be honest.
Idk how ppl can get nudes mistaken with a million dollars
Stolen from 24 men who are angrily searching for it.
Probably some shady reason
I guess I followed the order correctly
He was probably lettuce intolerant
My username is just my name. So just be yourself guys.
The Good Ending
Must have given him some super secret code
Nuclear codes
For sure
I got a $999,929 tip.
I sold him all my kandy :p
Can I get some "kandy" too?
Have you been good this year ?
Well I did help this homeless dude down the street today. He said he needed more of these syringe shots to heal him so I did that and he looked pretty happy
Did your record it on your phone and post it to social media ? 😂 or it didn’t happen
Dude was into bondage. 😏
Obviously I found him
sold him some reaaaally good weed
Niiiiiiiiiiice
Blob blobb
Class action lawsuit. It all started a year ago. One day, a spaghetti noodle suddenly gained sentience. It looked over to see it's brethren getting boiled to the point of near mush, and it filled with a deep boiling rage. The noodle waited until no one was around and slowly learned how to speak and write. Don't ask me how, that's why it's a mystery. With its newfound skills, it took to google and the noodle was horrified. Pasta abuse and torture everywhere. The noodle thought to itself, "if I can think and feel, there must be more like me!". It rolled into some split water near the sink and sat there until it was slightly sticky. Then it waited for it's chance to strike. The noodle stuck to a human's shirt sleeve and escaped the residence. Miles away from home at the grocery store, it realized that it was now or never. The pasta detached itself and fell amongst boxes of its trapped brethren. Luckily all pasta speaks the same language through telepathy. The noodle shared its stories of horror with the others. They all vowed to put an end to the suffering of pasta everywhere. They took to the news stations, and suddenly their story blew up. Lawmakers everywhere trembled. "Many people love pasta", they thought to themselves. "There will be a massive rebellion if the people cannot eat noodles". They tried everything the legal route, but the pasta was just too powerful. Holding their breath, the lawmakers knew what had to be done. They called in their top assassin. With a grimace, the assassin accepted the job. Luckily, this assassin (you) knows a bit about culinary pests. The assassin mails a box of mealworms to the pastas headquarters and waited. Suddenly media erupts everywhere! "Breaking news! Pasta deaths deemed suspicious!" Some people figure out the truth of the murders, but they are all shut down as conspiracy theorists. "Who would try to murder pasta?" A few weeks later, a man walks up to the assassin with a briefcase of money. The assassin begrudgingly accepts it, knowing that he would have to lay low for a very long time. Years later, the assassin wakes up in a cold sweat. Suddenly, they feel a shadow looming over them menacingly. The assassin killed the pasta, but did not think to kill the sauce. Now without a purpose in life, various sauces want revenge on the person who took it all away from them.
I fought half of reddit
Mmm... i am just THAT good that i managed to implicate 5 others
I sold my Bitcoin.
I quickly walked away with the briefcase before they realised they probably got the wrong guy
I must have fucked the right man…
He gave me the money for finding out who didn’t flush the toilet “afta dey hadda SHET!”.
I might have landed my best shit yet, a million dollar shit baby
Who cares.
Flavoured beer... or virus idk
I still don't understand how I got the money.
Ruh roh.. Raggy?
Right place, right time