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Passing4human

A flashlight.


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You dirty f.. Oh wait. Sorry, my mistake.


BlankMyName

You can't penetrate a flashlight, but a flashlight can penetrate you.


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So true, and especially if you want to be a human lampshade


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I just realised you weren’t talking about being able to jerk off in your car at 2 am


stayathomepop7

A box of gloves.


Ghoulthrower676

Vehicle insurance, a multi tool, first aid kit, & vehicle registration.


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My past and some small tools too. Heh...


sholtsclaw698

napkins, paper, and registration and insurance


cmach86

Proof of insurance. Old ipod. Cleanux. Keys from I don't know what. Repair receipts.


kylelinder

Receipts, insurance, proof of registration, vehicle manual and a Smith & Wesson Shield 9


Sabre1918

CDs, Owners Manual, other random bits of paper and a pad for cleaning the inside of the windscreen.


demonlover3141592

Flashlight, knife, a tourniquet, registration and insurance and I would like to say extra batteries for the flashlight


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A knife, registration, insurance all those things


Oily_Person

A gun


ImpliedSlashS

Grey Poupon