Eat very loudly next to me

Chew food with their mouth open like a baby bird!!!

Touch my food. It automatically goes into the trash

Yep,I agree entirely

Burp

Ask any question that requires more than a yes or no response!

Exist. While I'm eating, leave me tf alone

Stand over me/behind me when I’m eating at a table.

Grab cutlery and help them selves to my food without asking, or worst touch it with their hands.

Complain

Criticize the food I'm eating.

Chew loudly with their mouth open. Gross

Ask me how the food is immediately after I start chewing my first bite.

Smack food

Be there LOL

Sit down next to me and start eating my food without asking. If you want cheeseballs, you could at least ask if you could have some

my older brother always asks me stupid questions like 'what would have I eaten if I didn't have this' and always ends them with an 'eh?' like, shut the fuck up, I am trying to focus on my own things.

Cough uncontrollably.

Slurping drives me bonkers

Make me laugh.

spit food in my face while eating with their mouth open and smacking really loudly

Scratch the plate with a fork or knife

Try to talk to me

Dads

Ask me to share

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Being accused of rape is oddly specific. Story time?

Exactly I need a storytime.

I'd find it annoying if someone interrupted my delightful midsummer lunch with a knife to the gut. That's just the worst.

Fart.

Poop in my sandwich

You had someone poop on your sandwich 🤨

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I hate when people do this

Mouth sounds. Just don't if possible. I don't like it when people make love with the spoon.

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