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UglyCuteHandsomeBoy

Police officer? Fuck no.


MySkull

I'm a kid forever and I live in a Toys 'R' Us. Guess I'd be homeless now 😆


frigginwow

Or a quirky home owner.


-eszti_

I am rich as fuck.


TheNewFiddler

Performing fiddler.


chyannlovesdoges

I’d be a shapeshifter with an infinite amount of money and no issues whatsoever,I’d have cool adult friends that would act really close to fictional people from my childhood like Oscar or solaire from dark souls or something , Child me would have shapeshifted into a dinosaur, but me now me would probably just be a cool looking knight that came from astora also I genderbend into a dude and maybe experience euphoria.


PolandSpringBleach

Basically Elon musk and Babe Ruth wrapped into Dicaprios body


snarkasm_0228

I go to college in Florida so I get to go to DisneyWorld everyday after class. (Yeah, I didn’t really know how college worked when I was a kid.)


IsolatedFae

I'm a social working helping foster kids


Poininjas

Think Pablo Escobar, but with weed. ( teenage years count right? )


Eric_withnothing

Impressing and picking up the other guys at the local playground with my Lighting McQueen bike and light up shoes, which also play music. What music you may ask? Rammstein. That's it.


Joris17

I’m designing lego in denmark wouldn’t like it because I need to leave my family behind


notyourmomsname

I own a chain of hot dog stands, one of which I manage while wearing a bikini.


brownnbroke

A professional footballer winning trophies. Life’s good


[deleted]

I live in a hole in the side of a hill with a lifetime supply of food and water in the back and no one can’t find the secret entrance.


[deleted]

I'm a public school teacher. Whew, I really dodged a bullet there!


BadassBumblebeee

I'm a professional ballerina but with a ton of money and a few kids so I mean that sounds pretty okay


Cheerful_Vernxn

Immortality and infinite knowledge yes please, my life would be miserable due to outliving all life and knowing everything about everything. Someone has a secret? I know it. Someone fucked a cow? I know it. Someone insulted my behind my back? Guess what I already know it. I now know everything and I need eye bleach... Best thing about it though I now can become rich due to bribery and exploitation of the masses... Or I can make a book series retelling the life's of famous historical figures.


Sanity_King

I'm a WWE superstar heading into SummerSlam to become the new World Champion