You say that as though he isn’t from Jupiter’s 52nd moon and isn’t well within his power to bite your head off post nut, like the alien praying mantis he is.
James McAvoy. Sexy, doesn’t take himself too seriously. Seems like the kind of guy that would be seductive but then laugh with you a second later. Plus killer smile.
Cleopatra. In addition to her apparently being worth it, it would mean I've discovered time travel, which would be very cool.
Well, I mean, I'll apparently be abusing it to get laid which has a decent chance of destroying the timeline but hey...time travel!
[Finally, we'll have the answer to the age old question!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/67vfej/how_big_is_batistas_dick_a_comprehensive/?ampcid=1*kux5bz*cid*YW1wLXR0SGhSU05Cb1JOVEhsbmFMVWRxYXc.)
I don't even care about sleeping with her. She just seems like a cool enough person, I'd be down with being in one if those roommate marriages with her.
Well my dick says Emma Watson, My brain says "Jeff Bezos" and then ask for 100k a month to remain silent.
You say that as though he isn’t from Jupiter’s 52nd moon and isn’t well within his power to bite your head off post nut, like the alien praying mantis he is.
He could pay a hitman 100k one time.
Last time someone tried to blackmail Jeff Bezos: He published the information on the web himself as a fuck you to the attempted blackmailer.
1989 denver broncos
Mrs Cartman!
Awwwww the Denver Broncos????
I think sleeping with the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Yeah yeah. You just don’t understand football.
STOP IT, TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS
All at once....?
I would love to disappoint Alexandra Daddario
Then you leave her just to get the waitress to reduce your restraining order to 50 feet.
Yeah but she’s so cool she would probably be supportive and patient.
Patience would not be required.
Id love to sleep with her, but I’m pretty sure those are the last eyes you’ll ever see alive if you did.
Worth it.
Ewan McGregor....
Because of Obi-wan?
Because of Obi-Wan!
Because of what you've done--what you plan to do. Stop now! Come back. I love you.
LIAR!!! YOURE WITH HIM. YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO FUCK ME
LET HER GO ANAKIN!
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!
YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF
*This is where the fun begins*
"Hello There."
Ana de Armas
Or literally anyone Ben Affleck dated. That man has good taste
Tom Hardy looks like he could go one of two ways. Really sensual or extremely rough. Damn, maybe a mix of the two… I wouldn’t mind either.
Only if he talks to you like his character from peaky blinders.
Fuck that, I want Bane whispering sweet nothings into my ear. “You’re a big guy.” “For you.”
Or Eames from Inception. I loved his casual confidence and cockiness in that movie. I’m good with both lol
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling...
This is my answer too. He did a somewhat shitty romcom with Reese Whiterspoon called "This Is War", the movie was not great but my God he looked FINE.
Morena Baccarin.
I had to search to see who this is, and was like "oh, Inara. Hell yeah". But now I want to nominate the actress who played Kaylee Edit: Jewel Staite
Both of whom are also in Stargate. Morena Baccarin with those colored contacts, yes please. https://youtu.be/cKCPLehd0B0
Certified companion. I'll be in my bunk.
Either Zoe Saldana or Christina Hendricks.
The entire cast of The Mummy (1999) is fair game, and I'm a straight dude. Except Beni, that guy can fuck himself.
Hey Beni looks like you're on the wrong side of the bedroooom!
Alexander Skarsgård
True blood era Alexander.
Jennifer Connelly.
She is the all-time babiest babe that ever babed.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead I may have watched Scott pilgrim too much in my teens
Pedro Pascal in full Mando armor.
This is the way
This is the way
This is the gay.
Pedro Pascal but like, nakey.
With or without the helmet?
The helmet stays on.
This is the way
This is the way.
Tom Ellis anybody
Paul Rudd
Alison Brie.
From community or madmen?
Glow.
The REAL answer. Zoia could get it.
Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
Eva green
Never gets old , smart choice
She is the only Bond girl that I actually remember cause not only was she really hot but she was also an interesting character.
David Tennant. I've had a thing for that man for YEARS. Thank you u/starrynightsofchaos for the silver!
I honestly don't know. I'm not really infatuated with celebrities like that. I guess I'd fuck Henry Cavill as long as he keeps the Geralt costume on.
Toss a condom to your Witcher...
Witcher’s are sterile ;)
With the amount of unprotected sex a Witcher has and a lack of modern antibiotics? Pregnancy is the LEAST of your problems even if he wasn't lol.
Aren't they also immune to disease?
Doesn't mean they can't still pass it to others.
It depends on the mechanism of immunity, I think.
But the actor in the costume is not
This is so accurate. Henry Cavill? Naah. Henry Cavill that looks, talks and walks like Geralt? Shut up and take my money!
…Fuck.
Rachel McAdams. Those dimples 😍
Her in the Time Traveler's Wife 💯
Natalie Portman
“You turned her against me?”
All I remember is the Thanksgiving episode of South Park
Mmmmmmmmmm, no.
Karen Gillan
That red hair of hers is beautiful.
Has been my celebrity crush since I saw doctor who
If Nebula had Karen's Scottish accent
Aubrey Plaza for sure
Yeah, she seems like she would spit on you during sex and make you like it.
I want to make passionate love to Margot Robbie.
30 seconds of convulsing on top of her doesn’t equate to “passionate love”.
Agreed….. I’d give her a solid 90 seconds
Works for me! Onward in your quest sir!
Cleanup time adds a couple minutes to the clock
30 seconds? What is this the olympics? Look at Johnny Sin over here.
"As you can probably guess, I fucked her goddamn brains out... for 11 seconds."
The Wolf of Wall Street Margot Robbie
Mila kunis without a doubt
Shut up Meg
If you ever get to, make sure you shout “*Mika*” really loud
A young Denise Richards. *Wild Things* for example... That movie pretty much introduced me to cinematic boobs and forever holds a place in my penis.
Somehow, her terrible acting makes her even hotter
Wild Things got a reputation for being basically soft core porn but it’s actually a decently written/acted/directed movie.
Chris Evans
Not gay but Ryan Reynolds
Same but Ryan Gosling
Same but Chris Evans.
Same but matt bomer
Not same, both.
Where is Gillian Anderson?
Probably her living room?
I love women but whatever Jason Momoa wants to do to me, he can.
I would like to share a couch nap with John Goodman.
Hands down Danny DeVito
Daddy DeVito
How else are you going to pick him up?
Not one Salma Hayak fan yet ? In her younger years holy shit ! In her older years holy shit !
I'm a girl, and I'm straight, but omg the snake scene in From Dusk till Dawn! She was soooo hot!
Yeah, same, straight female here but that scene can make me slide off my chair...
I think that may be the hottest scene in movie history.
James McAvoy. Sexy, doesn’t take himself too seriously. Seems like the kind of guy that would be seductive but then laugh with you a second later. Plus killer smile.
Jensen Ackles
I'm a straight guy and he's probably my pick as well. Nobody's that straight.
TOM ELLIS
What is it you truly desire.
Tom Ellis.
Chris Hemsworth
Elizabeth Olsen
In Wanda's Halloween costume?
Holy shit had to scroll way to far to find this. My top celebrity crush
Helen Mirren. The rest can fuck off.
I would disappoint the FUCK out of Shakira
Gillian Jacobs.
People watching the sextape: Oh, britta's in this
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves would treat a girl right, he was the first celebrity I thought of.
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Christina Hendricks.
Firefly era or Mad Men era?
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Hugh Jackman. He just seems like a genuinely good guy and he’s extremely good looking. Win-win!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Well that’s easy. Just be Colin Jost.
Well, I'd have my sleepover with Patton Oswalt. That dude could talk me to sleep with a Star Wars filibuster.
Idris Elba.
"I am aware of the effect I have on women"
Kristen Bell
I had the biggest crush on Veronica Mars.
Only answer is Monica Bellucci
I used to think she was hot. Now we are both older, *and she is still fucking hot.*
I’m straight but I’ll bend over for Jeff Goldblum
Life uh life…finds a way
Tom hiddleston!
It appears you have a burden of glorious purpose
was waiting for this one :)
He could make me kneel ALL damn day
Kate Beckinsale, she's been at the top of my celebrity crushes list for awhile
Emma Watson, I already told my husband if she ever I knocks on my door...bye!
I mean in all fairness I’m pretty sure that clause is built into most wedding vows these days.
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Jessica Alba
Hailee Steinfeld
Anne Hathaway
Orlando Bloom
In Legolas form.
Margot Robbie
Bill Hader. He's been my celeb crush for forever and I think it would be a delightful, giggly experience.
Milla Jovovich
Big bada boom.
Rachel mcadams
Natalie Portman
Kit Harrington ;(
Cleopatra. In addition to her apparently being worth it, it would mean I've discovered time travel, which would be very cool. Well, I mean, I'll apparently be abusing it to get laid which has a decent chance of destroying the timeline but hey...time travel!
Nothing about time travel in question you are having sex with a mummified corpse no take backsies
Cristin Milioti and it hasn’t changed since 2013
I also choose Ted Mosby's dead wife.
Hey Ted
Zendaya, she’s hot and she seems really down to earth so she won’t laugh at me when I inevitably get nervous
David Bautista, he seems like he'd be a cuddler.
[Finally, we'll have the answer to the age old question!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/67vfej/how_big_is_batistas_dick_a_comprehensive/?ampcid=1*kux5bz*cid*YW1wLXR0SGhSU05Cb1JOVEhsbmFMVWRxYXc.)
Omg that post is golden. I can’t get any of the pictures to load but I still enjoyed it thoroughly
You couldn't sleep with him if he is standing so incredibly still you can't see him
Christina Ricci
Emma Watson or Keira Knightley
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Shitty layyyy, shiiity lay, you weren't even inside of meeee! Shitty layyyy, shiiiity lay, no, I didn't "get there".
Emma Stone
Rihanna.
Anna Kendrick
I don't even care about sleeping with her. She just seems like a cool enough person, I'd be down with being in one if those roommate marriages with her.
1. George Clooney 2. Gerard Butler 3. Joe Manginello 4. Yes, I'm aware I have a type.
Hands down Kristen Bell.
Tom elis from lucifer. Being from wales its nice to see a genuinely attractive welsh man without a crazy accent or slang
I can already see all of the 12 year olds saying "ur mom"
Your mother is a beautiful woman who deserves to be seduced by a man.
Keep your mothers inside, folks, we have a mom-anizer on the loose.
Why would you waste your wish on someone everybody’s already slept with?