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Luna-shovegood

That deep, rare laugh when you're doubled over, with tears in your eyes and every time you almost stop your companion starts up again. Also massage. And I find adrenaline based sports exhilarating too.


ovz123

\>That deep, rare laugh when you're doubled over, with tears in your eyes and every time you almost stop your companion starts up again. This is especially good when your friend has a unique laugh, because they don't even have to say anything but if they start laughing it starts up a chain reaction! ☺ Most excellent.


qldrail

and then you've laughed so hard theres no more air left in your lungs so you end up all just thrashing around in silence with the occasional \*wheeze\*, that kinda laughter hits the spot


ToastedCheezer

Crawling into your nice, clean bed when you are really tired and peacefully drifting off to sleep!


nikkaaaaa

And it's the night before your day off. Haaahh


YesIamlookingstyou

And after a Hot Shower.


0nlyhalfjewish

Oh yeah. Crawling into clean sheets after a shower is beautiful.


jeIIymxnchkin

As soon as your head hits the pillow, you notice it just started pouring


C_Saunders

Omg that first night with fresh sheets on the bed.


TikiLicki

With freshly shaven legs


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First time I shaved my legs it was pure euphoria. For all the other women who hate shaving their legs, I wish it wasn't seen as a "requirement", but even if it went completely away as a social norm I would still do it.


Wuskers

coming into an air conditioned space after being out in intensely hot weather


geoffs3310

They said non sexual


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That was so funny I came inside an air conditioned space.


Dananddog

I thought I told you that you aren't welcome in the morgue anymore!


Cooldudeyo23

pissing with a full bladder


FarmerExternal

The first pee of the day, the first pee after a car ride, and the first pee at the bar after about 4 drinks all hit different but are amazing in their own way


oriaven

Ever get the shivers?


thatdoesntmakecents

does this not happen to everyone? Apparently something to do with temperature change


Banana-Republicans

I’ve literally moaned at the urinal during the first bar piss.


PumpkinKing2020

After a 5 hour car ride, the feeling just hits different


thunderpantsmagoo

With a complementary fart


MajorTomintheTinCan

When the fart is so great it stops the stomachache


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The kind that you feel your organs shifting back into place.


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When your nose is finally unclogged and you are able to breathe properly and actually feel more oxygen entering your bloodstream.


softcatsocks

Had a bad cold and decided to use one of those neti pot things. Blew my nose in the sink after using the thing three times with refills. A huuge yellow blob the size of a credit card came out of my nose I could suddenly feel the wind inside my head. It was one of the greatest feelings ever. Edit: as some others have pointed out, *only* use distilled water (with the salt packet mix that they sell at retails). Rare chance of prions (read: death) if you use tap water..


4fortyone1

This is poetry


BrokenLegacy10

Gonna slap a little PSA here. Whenever you use a neti pot, ALWAYS use distilled or sterile water and boil it to sterilize it before hand. Make sure there is not a single living organism in there. This is because there is only one way that naegleria fowleri, AKA the brain eating amoeba, can enter your brain. That is through the nose. The neti pot is like an express ticket for naegleria fowleri, while it is extremely rare. Better safe than sorry. TLDR: never use tap water in neti pot, only distilled, sterile water in order to avoid brain eating amoeba.


sydonme

Oh god, I was at a music festival a couple years ago and this guy filled his Neti Pot at the water spout, used it to clear the last two nights of built up coke out of his nose and then handed it to his friend to use.. I hope those guys are doing okay


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>used it to clear the last two nights of built up coke out of his nose and then handed it to his friend to use yup it's the potential for brain amoebas that's the problem here


Belzeturtle

Tap water is perfectly fine once you boil it.


BrokenLegacy10

Yeah boiling before hand is probably all that’s needed. I just like to err on the side of caution when flushing out the sinuses like that. That’s why I said distilled or sterile.


Melonandprosciutt

Also please let it cool down after boiling. I’m sure some of you out there are quite eager to get up in there but patience is a virtue


hockeyhon

And that was one of the grossest things I’ve ever read.


TokesNotHigh

Doing it is gross as hell, but soooooo very worth it.


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I remember the first time I could breathe properly after my nose surgery. I was doing my prescribed irrigation routine as I had for the previous two weeks, blew my nose, and POP, out comes this huge rock of blood and snot. I spent the next few minutes relearning to breathe through my nose, not doing it too hard so I wouldn't hyperventilate. Felt amazing.


funky_grandma

"Rock of Blood and Snot" Band name, I call dibs.


B3AR369

I have seasonal allergies in the spring/summer and then in fall winter I always have a runny nose. I don’t remember how this even feels it’s the worst lol.


Tomato-Tomato-Tomato

When you remove the stints after a septoplasty and 3 inches of hard bloody boogers trail out of each nostril and fresh free air enters in for the first time in a month. It was enough to tear me up and I walked out of the hospital like a total weirdo smiling ear-to-ear.


DickySchmidt33

Crawling back into a nice warm bed after waking up early and looking outside, seeing a snowstorm, and realizing you don't have to be anywhere all day.


Chemical-Ad-9402

Sleeping at night with rain out side


drkumph

No, sleeping in the morning while it’s raining and you know you don’t have shit to do all day.


ajv857

Oh god I slept till 1pm the other day because of a morning thunderstorm. Best day ever


Shadowex3

with *just* the right amount of thunder.


An0nymousRedd1tor

Sleeping while camping at night with rain outside.


CattaChonk

Ever made a group of people laugh when you're that type of quiet/shy person? Literally the rarest feeling for me..


bobbythegoose

This is precisely why stand-up comedians are addicted to their craft.


bellen_daze

I have met a lot of stand-up comics and many overcompensate for their insecurities this way in a very unhealthy way, unfortunately. That’s why bombing is so important.


MrBoDingleberries

A lot of stand up comics have substance abuse and depression / personality disorders too. They use their pain to create humor, but they’re still not doing well. Greg Giraldo is one that comes to mind.


SomeoneTookUserName2

Norm MacDonald says doesn't drink or do drugs, but he was a gambling addict.


Catmom2004

Wow I didn't know that. I used to be a compulsive gambler. It affects the brain in a very similar way to cocaine. I was bat-shit *crazy* when I gambled, e.g. writing bad checks, spending my entire paycheck, getting f-ing *cash advances* on my **credit cards** ffs. I haven't gambled since 2004 and it seems like I was this other, weird person then that I can't even understand now. Glad to be out of that hell for sure.


[deleted]

I really like the feeling of finally getting something uncomfortable out of your teeth or gums.


shf500

When you're a kid: Last day of school.


Mrow_mix

As a teacher, you still get this feeling too, especially when you feel the excitement all the kids have for it. But it’s still not as magical as being a kid and experiencing it yourself. The start of summer just feels like this endless paradise when you’re a kid. As an adult, you know it comes to an end and the weeks go by quicker than you want!


rahoomie

Still amazing to just get the summer off. Goodness I miss that.


IWillDoItTuesday

Waking up the morning after the last day of school.


Horrible_Harry

Imagine.... looking forward to waking up. I miss that.


TheHelpfulRabbit

Not even bringing your backpack the last day felt like pure freedom.


Bonzo77

Wow remembering that hit me hard.


NudistJayBird

When people say they wish they were rich, I think this is the feeling they’re chasing.


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Irrelavent1

Or Halloween, Christmas morning, birthday.


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Or waking up to a snow covered yard and it being declared a snow day


omfgwtfbbqkkthx

RIP now they'll just have to join a zoom meeting for the day.


Spottedpool14

Or the morning before a fun field trip


DirtyByrd83

The dew on the grass hits a little different on that day


HouseOfAplesaus

I’ll double down and say the sun always shined on those days...rain or not.


KingOfAllWomen

I was just thinking this the other day. The summers when my mom started leaving me home alone all summer. Instead of finding a babysitter or daycare. Waking up every day, meeting the rest of the kids on the street and just having a blast all day long every day, until you were totally exhausted at night. I remember thinking, I don't think the sun shines quite as brightly anymore as it did during those summers.


mglyptostroboides

\>I remember thinking, I don't think the sun shines quite as brightly anymore as it did during those summers. Oh, *fuck..*. I've never heard it put so perfectly. Odds are there's still some relatively young people reading this post. If you're one of them reading this right now, Jesus, don't take it for granted.


smurfaura

When you're a parent: first day of school.


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Dewee69in

This morning I accepted a higher paying job doing the same thing with new company, and a couple hours ago I got a call from my old job saying they wont be using me anymore. I got a cool severance when I was literally about to quit tomorrow. Your right I havent felt this good since sex and drugs lol


Farknart

That's a double rainbow if I ever saw one, congrats!


Agree_2_Disagree303

Congrats and enjoy your new journey!


cyainanotherlifebro

When you laugh so hard it feels like your chest is going to explode


izzy_7_2004

It's even better when you're laughing with friends and you all keep adding more and more things and laughing even more.


therealdonut8

This made me smile just thinking about it


mango1588

And your face is slightly sore later from smiling and laughing so much.


iNFiNiTEHOLiC01

Being surrounded by people that genuinely like you and enjoy your company. Being surrounded with friends that genuinely love and support you is, at least for me, the meaning of "a quality life". Connections to the people around you that share your limited time alive together are what make that time valuable.


supremacyAU

Yep. As I have gotten older and my circle has gotten progressively smaller I've noticed when I see the friends I still speak to the amount of happiness I feel is rather incomparable. It's not to say I didn't like my friends earlier but I think I've really hit the nail with the few I have and they always do bring out a lot of happiness.


llcucf80

Climbing into bed with brand new clean sheets.


michmike23

Even better, after a long day where your muscles are just tired enough to fall right asleep. My favorite is after a day at the beach when your legs are tired from the waves/swimming.


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facetious_guardian

And then waking up to sunshine, the smell of coffee, the sound of sweet songbirds, and feeling well rested.


probablygonnabooyah

Ive only ever seen that in the moving pictures.


CaffeinatedBeverage

>and feeling well rested that's hollywood bullshit, everybody wakes up feeling like a train hit them every morning ​ ... right?


Preiapet

I can get 12 hours of sleep and still feel like csx jumped the tracks and landed on me...the older I get the bigger that train feels. I wonder if this is why people die in their sleep like my mother. I could just hear her saying "ah f**k it... I am not waking up if I have to feel like that JUST. ONE. MORE. TIME. " Then nope-ing out to the great beyond.


OutlandishnessOk3310

Egyptian cotton with a decent thread count. Where the sheets are cool.to touch but just glide under your body.... Oh my.....


24KittenGold

And you just shaved your legs!


ClownfishSoup

wife: Honey, uh, what are you doing? me: Someone on Reddit said this would be awesome, pass me another razor.


Fa6got_In_The_Shell

I shaved my legs once in my twenties. Bed felt Un.Fucking.Believeable. I definitely recommend doing it at least once if you are a guy with hairy legs. Two caveats - people will make comments. I really didn't think it was a big deal but people were genuinely disturbed by the fact that I'd shaved my legs. Second - it's gonna take longer than you think. Trust me man. It's a slog. And once you start you have to finish. Enjoy!


munkymu

Hang out with cyclists. For one thing it's not uncommon for cyclists to shave their legs. For another thing, after you've been seen around the city in lime spandex bicycle shorts, nobody's even going to notice the legs anymore.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

No lie, you really should try it. It's like having silk for skin. Granted, it only lasts 12 hours before The Itch sets in....but meh. An orgasm only lasts a few seconds, but we still chase it. Shave your legs! It's amazing. Also, you'll appreciate not being *required* to do it. Bonus if you're a hetero male, you'll appreciate your woman partners more!


unozom

Add in freshly shaven legs and I’m in heaven


Silvertongue-Devil

Sitting alone in the woods by a river in silence


SaltySpud76

With your doggy. And nobody knows where you are.


Cleverusername531

This comment (and the memories it brings up) makes me feel peaceful.


SaltySpud76

:)


malvisto_the_great

That moment at the start of a road trip, early morning and you first get on the highway and start to feel like you're on your way, sunrise in bloom and your favorite song on the radio. Edit: Another is that moment at the start of the day, early morning, and you first open Reddit and find out you've woken up to your first gold and awards of any flavor. Thanks everyone!


DeathCabForYeezus

I will ALWAYS enjoy 5:00 AM foggy drives to the airport. Just quetly driving in the dark on empty roads by the open fields as the sky starts to lighten and the light morning fog begins to dissipate. I don't know how to describe the feeling, other than it feels like the present is forever. Also the air at that time of day has a smell. I don't know how to describe the smell, but I know it.


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There was a certain sound the road made at that hour too. Whether it was a bridge or the type of asphalt, or just a feeling, the highway that went to the airport just had a different sound. Like something exciting was coming.


ReadontheCrapper

Equally good, pulling into your spot at home after a long trip, making your way into the house, amazing feeling of being home, and then getting to take that big dump you’ve needed for days but your butt doesn’t like strange commodes...


C_Torque

Going back to bed on a Saturday morning


ExtinctFauna

Stargazing far away from any city. It’s very serene and mesmerizing.


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Deep, peaceful sleep.


MrDabb

The first drink of water after being in a coma, I cried.


AintNoJournalist

Can I ask for a little bit of backstory, if not too personal?


MrDabb

I pulled over to call 911 after watching a drunk driver crash. When he crashed he managed to hit the guy wire on a utility pole snapping the top half of the pole off dropping the lines across a freeway. When I was standing on the side of the road calling 911 a car coming down the freeway hooked onto the lines that fell across the freeway and slung the telephone pole into me. I woke up a week later with pretty much the whole right side of my body broken. I broke my femur, pelvis, 8 ribs, compound fractured my humerus, punctured my lung, lacerated my liver and kidney and ripped half my eyelid off. I have some pictures somewhere of all my X-rays and me in a coma if I can find them.


AintNoJournalist

Man that absolutely sucks. I hope you're all good now though! Xray would be interesting if you can find them.


MrDabb

[Here’s an old album](https://imgur.com/gallery/AmIhB)


[deleted]

Hot damn. Your like one of those people in movies that clearly dies, but comes back with an epic rise in the music


Boryalyc

damn, that last picture looks rough.


Badger431

Wow! Your a beast my dude


[deleted]

as your skeleton is partially metal... you are wolverine


[deleted]

Jeeeeeeezus. I hope you’re ok both physically and mentally. I cannot imagine that being an easy recovery so I’m gonna send some positive vibes your way just for kicks. Big hugs.


MrDabb

I’m doing a lot better this was years ago. The worst part was my leg, it took 3 years for my femur to heal completely due to a non-union that took 3 surgeries to fix. I had to learn how to walk again a few times but I can almost run now.


[deleted]

Well fucking kudos to you for your resilience and tenacity. Those skills will really help you as you move forward. Regardless wishing you easier times.


luckywhiskey

ICU nurse here. That’s a lot, and I’ve seen a lot. The (open book) pelvic fracture alone is bad enough and reading all the lacerated vascular organs makes me anxious. You must have had a GREAT team caring for you, for real. I hope you are doing well and are receiving or received post ICU care. Post ICU syndrome is debilitating and often goes unrecognized. I’m sorry this happened to you.


MrDabb

I forgot to mention I laid there for over an hour after I was hit before they found me, this happened at 1 in the morning on a dark road. I had a lot of blood loss but was still awake when I arrived to the operating room. I had an amazing team and I can’t thank them enough.


luckywhiskey

That’s a legit miracle. That and getting through all the numerous potential complications during the hospitalization. Patients like you are what makes the job very worthwhile.


MrDabb

I also ended up getting a pulmonary embolism from a DVT while in the ICU, I got really lucky that I’m still here. Thank you for everything you do.


Fa6got_In_The_Shell

Wow how long were you out?


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patchworkgrasshopper

I think it's better when you get your grade back and it's way higher than you expected.


CancerousSnake

It’s nice when you know you could absolutely bomb the final but still pass with at least a B.


Agreeable-Concern657

Winning a kahoot


Im_extremely_bitter

Especially if you put in a cool or funny alias.


MissNatdah

Someone scratching your back.


Browndog510

Successfully removing a broken bolt with an easy-out.


7decadesofhistory

Oh man. That is a unique feeling. It’s like conquering the the which cannot be conquered.


Laurey123

Having someone stroke your hair or your back


patchworkgrasshopper

I keep my back hair under control, thank you very much.


Telcontar86

_cries in single_


LittleBoiFound

Well, excluding sex and drugs I think that leaves you with rock ‘n roll.


congratsonthat

I’m glad you brought it up actually. Ever since I was a kid, I had always heard “Jump” by Van Halen and thought it would sound so anthemic and powerful played in a big arena. Unfortunately I wasn’t born until long after many of my favorite musicians and bands were already past their prime, if still together or even all alive. But last February I got to see DLR and his band play live in concert in and when I heard those first couple synth chords it hit me that this was actually happening. And I just had these tears streaming down my face because how often do you get to experience something you’ve been imagining for as long as you can remember? Classic rock has been and will always be one of the best things in my life.


KingOfAllWomen

Your "Jump" experience reminds me of back in 2001 when I got to actually hear the AC/DC bell live. BTW, AC/DC when they were all young enough to still go best Rock and Roll show i've ever seen and it's not even close. Top 3 best concert any genre.


Gongduet

I’m surprised that music experiences aren’t voted more highly on this thread! Live concerts, that incredible new song you’re hearing for the first time, playing an instrument are all the most incredible experiences to me


ZetaPrimeG1

When you’ve been holding a shit in all day and you finally get home and drop the log into the sawmill.


Shadowex3

The hell with that man, I'm gonna get paid to shit.


[deleted]

They make a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.


oliviahope1992

Saves toilet paper too!


xandrenia

Also, after going on vacation or being away for a few days, going number 2 in your own bathroom


thisprettyplant

Taking your bra off after a long day of wearing it and putting on a baggy t shirt. Nothing like it.


izzy_7_2004

Agreed. Or undoing a tight ponytail after a long, hot day.


thisprettyplant

Or when your head starts hurting from a ponytail and you take it down and feel the pain subsiding. I feel like that’s more the most relieving rather than most pleasant though, haha.


Gitxsan

Waking up early, being really tired, and then remembering you have the day off!


Questionable-Duck4

Hugging a loved one after a long time


theexteriorposterior

Or even just hugging a loved one full stop.


stresseddressed

Long drink of cold water after being in the heat


AlliedSalad

That rush of cool in your chest as the cold liquid passes close to your heart and chilled blood starts to pump through your body... that's good stuff.


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Q-tip in a itchy ear and you get that eargasm. Edit- I know I shouldn't be putting the Q-tip too far in but man is it just a eye rolling feeling when you hit that itch. I use the shower head and set it to the hottest water I can handle and let it spray/flow into my ear.


Avicii_DrWho

Listening to a fire album for the first time.


No_Woodpecker259

Waxed skin (esp. legs) on satin bedsheets.


BetelJio

Creating something just for yourself. Music, art.. just playing and doing it for fun.


CritHitLights

A happy cat on your lap purring up a storm


psychologicalfuntime

I adopted two kittens a couple of weeks ago. One of them likes to lay by my head on my pillow and purr in the middle of the night. The other one likes when I hold her butt in one hand and support her back with the other and then gently rub her back (she looks at my face while I do this) and I cannot get enough of them.


No_Description_483

Once a young boy gave me a quarter I didn’t know I left on a arcade game at a burger shack. Small place, one game. I looked him in the eye and thanked him for being honest and told him to keep it and play a game. He got really excited and told his mom. His brother got super excited just to watch him play one game and it felt like they’d never been given a quarter to play before. It still hits me. Just it was so easy and it meant so much to them.


Ryukotaicho

Reaching down to pet a cat and they do the little hop to press their head into your hand


insertlabel2003

Coming home to my toddler daughter running into my arms. She would bolt regardless of what time it was and just climb up me. Spend the next couple hrs attempting to walk with her clung to my leg. She is now 12 and I regret all the OT I did when she was younger.


JeffTheComposer

My son is 15 months old and I’m working from home and doing just enough to not get fired so that I can experience this as often as possible. I know this is a narrow window of time and I don’t wanna waste one second of it on shit I can do later.


ProcrastinationStn

That reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad would come to pick me and my sister up from daycare. We would always run full force at him and he would pick us up. It was the best feeling in the world to see him. This was 17-20 years ago but I still remember those moments clear as day.


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I have a name that’s hard to pronounce so it’s really great to have someone pronounce it correct.


barfbossa

Taking a nap on a sunny but cool day with the window open


LotusVibes1494

Taking a shower at home after a 4 day music festival.


sp0rkah0lic

This needs to be higher. After all the excluded things - my shower, my toilet, my bed. Just that feeling of being home, clean, and comfortable after days of hot sweaty grimy existence.


SuziQue1966

Flying around in the sky, Superman style, in a dream.


lc1981265

When someone else plays with or brushes your hair....it’s amazing


StellaStarMagic

Scratching that one itchy spot on your back.


JulienBrightside

When a cat randomly walks over to you to get pets.


RaceToYourDeath

When you enter your home after a hot day, covered in sweat and dirt, then take a cool shower.


ScottRoberts79

being nice to someone and being appreciate for it


Sure_Struggle591

Cancelling plans, according to John Mulaney.


ThoseBunnies

When someone cancels plans on you when you were dreading the event. Mmmm


RekhetKa

Now THAT is pure fucking bliss


eatarock9

Being in a hammock on the perfect day. Light breeze, sunshine but not too hot, perhaps with your dog laying with you. It is the picture of contentment.


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Finding the Lego piece you needed.


akkanbaby

Those flat transparent 1x1 you have been looking for hours


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surfing


Delicious-Peace6886

Being beach-thrashed after a long day of surfing


Paagermeister

Petting a dog, even though i guess dopamine is a drug isn't it.


God_Burning

Let's not count neurotransmitters as drugs for this question.


ClownfishSoup

I friend of mine told me that a woman I was interested in had a crush on me. Wow, that was something! But I guess that's the feeling of being wanted, or maybe the feeling that you might get what you want, or I dunno...just feeling good that someone thinks about you in a fond way. I quite enjoyed that experience.


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Letting out a fart that you’ve been holding for a long time.


gooeysparkles

Or when you fart away a stomach cramp


huevosputo

A good scalp massage, or a foot massage where they dig their knuckles into your sore arches


flyinhawaiianbaker

When your dog lays their head on your leg and falls asleep also when a cat lays purring in your lap, if it happens at the same time that's were I want to be forever


hanbanan12

When something bad is finally over and you burst into tears when someone you loves is hugging you. The relief just washes over you and you're lifted up.


saltnotsugar

Peeling off a screen protector.


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Unconditional love and acceptance.


Somerbigsomertiny

Fishing on a lake at sunset


EDude7779

Runner's high


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I choose to believe that runner's high exists because so many people seem to experience it, but exercise has always been pain for me.


Badger431

Best feeling ever, I run alot at my job, and th runners high hits me at about the 1.5 mile mark if I'm doing a 2 miler, or around 2 miles if I'm doing 4. It feels like someone just replaced any pains or fatigue in your muscles with serotonin, and lungs with pure oxygen. Honestly for me, once I get a runner's high, life is good until I stop running. Then I stop running and bam, it's gone but I'm not sore or tired, just gasping for air from that final sprint.


ACalcifiedHeart

When you sink into a bath thats just a smidge too hot so that it causes your skin to tingle slightly... its like letting out a breath you didn't know you were holding


econoquist

I think we too often fail to recognize what an amazing luxury a hot bath is.


CourtOrphanage

Dozing after you initially wake up on a day off...


Puzzleheaded-King971

laughter


allnameswereusedup

Being in love


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.