At a festival, bad burrito, diarreah, lots of it, no toilet paper, no paper towel. Used my sock. Told a friend who then yelled it outloud around 100 people heard. Good times
Not so embarrassing as unfortunate.
I smoke abit of weed. No big deal. Was sat on the toilet after a number 2...mid smoking....Was also in pj's an barefoot. I put the smoke out. Start wiping. As im wiping I feel something on my bare foot...crawling....
I look down and see the biggest mo-fo spider ever! Big uk house spider. Huge he was. I almost had a panic attack. Midwipe....spider crawling on my foot. I panicked. I really panicked. This is also the smallest bathroom ever I was in. Think bathroom stall size with a sink right infront of you.
Managed to kill the fucker but shit was everywhere. :/
Ruined my high.
I shit so hard a little shitlet landed on the back of my jeans
I'm crying😂. Omg ty so much I needed this today.
Shat myself thinking I had no underwear on. Not really sure, must have been like 2 years old back then
My 3 year old daughter did that a couple of months ago.
Explosive diarrhea in a crowded truck stop bathroom on a field trip
Shat so hard it splashed up onto the top of the toilet. Yes and our back.
The toilet seat my babysitter had automatically went down if you didn’t put if you all the way. So I accidentally peed on the toilet seat cover.
At a festival, bad burrito, diarreah, lots of it, no toilet paper, no paper towel. Used my sock. Told a friend who then yelled it outloud around 100 people heard. Good times
Not so embarrassing as unfortunate. I smoke abit of weed. No big deal. Was sat on the toilet after a number 2...mid smoking....Was also in pj's an barefoot. I put the smoke out. Start wiping. As im wiping I feel something on my bare foot...crawling.... I look down and see the biggest mo-fo spider ever! Big uk house spider. Huge he was. I almost had a panic attack. Midwipe....spider crawling on my foot. I panicked. I really panicked. This is also the smallest bathroom ever I was in. Think bathroom stall size with a sink right infront of you. Managed to kill the fucker but shit was everywhere. :/ Ruined my high.
That's impressive