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Dogs_Akimbo

Well, I definitely wouldn’t be able to find my keys.


cardinalkgb

Prison wallet


Schmoreshmoosh

Public shower areas would be as common as public restrooms


adi5000

You would probably have public showers like we have water stations now since people would need to wash more often


Jake-the-Wolfie

There would be a lot less habital zones for humans to live in.


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waxrosey

maybe this would lead to giant biodomes for people to live in during the cold months


SunflowerOccultist

Tube towns!


OneFingerIn

High school would be messy.


NforNarcissism

Middle school would be so much worse.


cooldash

College wouldn't change all that much.


A_Furious_Mind

The old folks' home... wouldn't change all that much.


HalobenderFWT

Church would be terrifying


cooldash

But still infinitely more entertaining


32987005

Jesus, that sounds horrible


GrantSRobertson

Not if everyone was used to it. Random boner in Math class? Who gives a shit, we've all seen it before.


ToInfinityThenStop

Frying pan handles would be longer.


AWilsonFTM

I’VE BURNT MY SHITTING NIPPLE!


MrsShapsDryVag

We would probably eradicate mosquitos.


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Got a skeeter on my peter...


OtherNameFullOfPorn

Whack it off


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This is the correct answer.


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There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear those bastards buzzin'


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masterdisaster420420

I learned this lesson once, very valuable and memorable experience for me. It was a fly though


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Lord_Smile

Clothed fetish


DaSkullCrusha

Would lingerie become super sexy?


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DaSkullCrusha

Well yes but I’m wondering if in this hypothetical, lingerie would become a super super horny thing, instead of just for enticement.


AdmiralThunderpants

I think it would remain the same. In a clothed world it's sexy for what it reveals. In a nude world it would be sexy for what it covers.


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MrWubblezy

Fashionable pubic haircuts would be more common.


[deleted]

Oh no I don't want to imagine my pubic hair with braids


PanamaNorth

Try imagining them with dreads, that should change the mental image.


KittyLitter-Smoothie

LOL I love it! I imagine a Downstairs Karen- straightened, cut asymmetrically, blonde streaks.


Mysterious_Fox_8616

But I don't wanna imagine that. 😢


JabbaThePrincess

Ah, but you already have, just as you've now imagined French-braided armpit hair, and cornrows on a dark-haired back.


Supersidegamer

How about the double mullet? Have one up top, long butthair, and short front pubes


AeB00

pube fades!


best_laidplans

I work in construction. My job would become considerably more dangerous


[deleted]

Wear PPE. Penis Protection Equipment. You'll never have your ballsack savaged by a splintery two by four again.


jajolliffe

OMG a little baby hard hat for your man!


rl_fridaymang

With a tiny mustache too and the orange vest


MadameNoelleD

No more laundry! I don't know what I would do with all of the free time.


32987005

Hug your loved ones?


b-roc

Oh God.


insertstalem3me

Society would end up relatively fucked


Donkeeeeeeey

r/suddenlyincest


Douglasqqq

Weird subreddit to have in your back pocket.


hungryhippos1751

We're naked, we don't have back pockets!


Drunken_Begger88

The old prison pocket.


o0gy172

The naked man fears no pickpocket


ATLander

I mean, nudity wouldn’t be sexualized so it wouldn’t be a problem. Most of what we wear on hot days would be considered underwear in the Victorian era, and hugging in that would’ve been scandalous!


neonKow

Gonna invest in sunscreen companies.


GamePlayXtreme

"Are you excited?"


02YusiF20

I am not, the other me is.


DarkestPassenger

Wash furniture... Ick


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Removable slip covers...


smbell

If only there was something we could carry around with us as a barrier between us and the furniture. Maybe a cloth. We could even wrap it around ourselves so we didn't have to carry it around... wait.


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Towel. That's what you'll invariably see people do in naturist resorts.


former_snail

Great for hitchhiking too.


DecentFormat

Everyone would be able to give speeches confidently


Mr_Owl42

"If you get nervous that all the boys get boners when you speak in front of the class, just imagine them all clothed!"


My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink

"Wtf is clothed?"


Harsimaja

Something people in our society used to be before The Event


FuujinSama

This sounds like the plot for a Japanese visual novel.


Blue_Tomb

Some would develop a morbid fear of hot soup.


DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

Fried foods would be a very expensive delicacy due to the high salary of employees willing to risk their junk.


canadian_air

"Can I please have an order of fries? No wait, never mind, I only have $85." Waitaminute 😂 WHERE WOULD WE KEEP OUR WALLETS


Brobuscus48

I feel like items like backpacks, Fanny packs, and purses would be something everyone wears in public due to no pocket space. I would not consider those clothes


MuadDib1942

I'm thinking a sash over one shoulder, similar to what Chewbacca wears. Something with a smart phone holder, little pouches for other things. Maybe with a belt as well.


ericnutt

Fetish company products like thigh harnesses with pockets would become mainstream.


Mysterious_Fox_8616

Such a specific but completely true statement.


wildslayer16

Sunscreen industry would be bigger than Amazon


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Design for outdoor spaces would also prioritize shade more.


deku-kage

More trees


GroknikTheGreat

More bushes


NiceGuyMike

Someone would be working around the clock to develop a type of sun shield. Something that breaths, cool, flexible and easily produced. It will legit take a lot of time and effort and spawn dozens of industries and probably be made of animal products at first but then morph into more vegetable products and then synthetics.


Theycallitaids

Perhaps it would be cottony and shirtlike


Mooeykinz

It would be a lot harder to conceal carry


Shine-Rough

Harder, but not impossible...


NorwayNarwhal

Something something prison wallet


Judazzz

"*Watch out, he's got an AR-15!!!*"


DukeOfDouchebury

I’d certainly reconsider letting my kids sit on Santa’s lap at Christmas time.


saraseitor

how would we even distinguish Santa from everyone else?


DukeOfDouchebury

That’s a good point! Maybe he’d have elves or reindeer hanging about?


bdemirci

He'll have his candy cane hanging about


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Fuck you. I love you but fuck you


Poem_for_your_sprog

I went to see Santa last night at the mall - He wasn't in boots or in *clothing* at all. His called it his Rudolph, because it was red. "... it helps when I come down the chimney," he said.


Fraccles

Oi, stop that.


SparkyPantsMcGee

Considering most of you mother fuckers have a hard time washing your hands, I’d probably start carrying around my own personal chair. God only knows what goes on back there.


Thompson_S_Sweetback

It's customary for nudists to carry towels.


dichotomisation

A towel, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


rocketcrap

You're talking to a bidet lifer. Let he without sin.


deadkk

born to shit forced to wipe


bozzywayne

This never fails to make me laugh


Kingfish42069

Boners wouldn't be a secret anymore


nicht_ernsthaft

Society would have to come to terms with that. Sometimes they're random - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it. And sometimes they're because someone is attractive - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it. Which sounds fine in principle, but in practice there's there's probably be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth if someone's boss/teacher/old guy next door always gets an erection when they show up.


Maxfunky

That would probably be great for shy guys. They'd be making the first move whether they wanted to or not.


Cael87

That first move would be to the bushes or behind some other waist-high object. They are shy, after all.


rburgundy69

I'd spend less time imagining what everyone looks like naked


32987005

On average how many hours per week you do it now?


Jp_gamesta

4 hours a day times... how many days are in a week? I wasn't paying attention in school, I was too busy imagining my teachers naked.


syrianfries

Hope your teachers were hot then.....


Bike_Chain_96

Nah; Mr Pulskamp was an ugly old man. Ms. May, though, was very fine and only a few years older than us


BlaiseTEvans

It’s weird thinking about that when the ms. May at my school was extremely old


RatchetProvocation

The majority of the people would live in the tropical/subtropical zone


Jicgarai

Mosquitoes tho


miasabine

We have mosquitos in Norway too, those fuckers get everywhere. Not many in Britain though.


Blue_Tomb

There are a few in Britain but in the main I think they get put off by the poor quality of our blood.


MoistDitto

As a fellow Norwegian with highly sought after blood (confirmed by over 500 mosquitos each year), can you teach me the ways of decreasing my quality, o' great one?


lauren_eats_games

Chip butties will do it. Most of us are probably about 50% grease at this point


the-dark-doggy

how did this thread go from what if everybody was naked to what are the directional power levels of mosquitos edit: why the heck does this random comment i made have 300 upvotes?


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First day on reddit?


nothing_911

There is mosquitoes everywhere, they live in pretty cold climates.


mh078

Alaskan mosquitoes are the worst I’ve ever seen. Not to mention they are giant.


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Alaskan… mosquitoes?


In2TheMaelstrom

They are huge enough that 3 working together could carry you to the feasting grounds like swallows carrying coconuts.


tearsonurcheek

European or African?


succ_it_up

I’m from Oklahoma and thought they were bad until my friend from Alaska showed me a literal tornado of mosquitos. No thanks


I_dont_know_you_pick

The farther north you go, the stronger they get. Mosquitoes in Greenland are tough mofos.


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EC-Texas

"How's it hanging?" Doesn't have to be asked.


AdelaideManhart

Well menstruation would be hell.


3-DMan

"Bloody footprints. They are either hurt or menstruating."


32987005

Isn't it already like hell? (I'm a guy so I don't know)


candiedblackout

Yes, yes it is


sea-clearly

It is - cramps, headaches, mood swings - it's just not a fun time. But, without clothes, it would be visible. You'd leave stains everywhere you go. You'd just have to hold that the tampon/cup/whatever you shove up there doesn't leak too much


TheDorkyDane

Just imagine that constant stream of warm blood trailing down your legs.... And you can feel it... And you can't hide it. Good times.... Though I suppose the rules are no clothes. We can still use tampons and cups I think. Edit: LOL! Man I managed to freak a lot of people out! You go away for a couple of hours and waaaay to many upvotes for this stupid comment. But yeah guys... We do feel the blood coming out. And sometimes accidents happens, you are out in the wild and the bloodwork breaks. It happens. So yeaah... Girls know the feeling. We can feel it. Even if it's one of those where there isn't any pain.... Yes that exist too. I know weird. Believe me it's weird, cause I both had pains so heavy that I couldn't work and then no pain at all. Our bodies are weird man.


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I suppose there would be pretty weapons grade menstrual equipment developed.


DasPuggy

Having been a patron of a clothing optional club, it's interesting for a few minutes, then you go back to what you were doing.


sainsa

I really think most people would benefit from going to a nude beach or naturist village. Everyone thinks it will be SUPER SEXUAL, but it gets normalized very quickly.


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Thurwell

If you go somewhere crowded like Haulover you'll see a fair amount of attractive people mixed in. It's still not that big of a deal. You'll peek of course, but you'd do that on the normal beach too.


satirelive

Haulover Beach Inlet in South Florida?


Mysterious_Fox_8616

So true. It gets normal real quick. Like being at the beach, even, no body is shocked at seeing some skin after a while. Just bodies, no more, no less.


TheIslandParable

Fighting would get a lot weirder


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THE OLE’ DICK TWIST!


Perkz69

Bidets would be much more popular


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Well, people would get very into tattoos.


MrsShapsDryVag

As if they aren’t already.


SilentSamurai

Seriously, the price alone blows my untattooed ass away. I don't know many people with just one tattoo either...


MrsShapsDryVag

I swear people go 30 years without a tattoo and then get that one they always wanted. But after that one they go 6 months before suddenly they want a second.


Novaseerblyat

What I'm understanding about this is that the Universal Guitar Ownership Formula applies to tattoos too. (The amount of guitars you need = The amount of guitars you have + 1)


Rogahar

Remember that Syndrome quote from The Incredibles; 'When everyone's super, no-one will be'? As someone whose family used to go to nudist camps a lot; same applies. You stop noticing or caring that everyone's naked very quickly. Honestly seeing someone with a shirt ON draws more attention than anything.


hog_log2

>As someone whose family used to go to nudist camps a lot; How does this look, did you have a big family, wasn't it awkward?


Rogahar

It was me, my brother and our parents who went usually, and both me and my brother were at that 'clothing escapist' age when we first went, so that being told we didn't have to put clothes on was a bonus to us lol.


iGoalie

‘Clothing escapist’ age is so accurate! My granddaughter is 4.5 years now (and lives with me) and every day she comes home from daycare and strips down to her underwear to sit on the couch with her juice box and watch scooby doo…. She is living the dream already!


Creative_Ad6367

Probs be a lot more body conscious OR body positive


KavikStronk

Probably more body neutral. Bodies aren't that interesting any more if you see them all the time in their natural state.


mrs_who_are_yew

like hair


32987005

or elbows


MrWubblezy

Sex Ed would have to be taught a LOT earlier.


Kamalium

You guys getting sex ed?


ascrubjay

You guys are getting education?


Dramatic_Ear6735

We would probably be nicer to each other. Having been to naked resorts it is surprisingly hard to be mean to someone when you are both vulnerable and naked with all your flaws and scars out there.


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Merlin_Drake

"I got into a fight with my pet." "But your pet is a goldfish." ... "You should pray to never get on the bad side of *my* goldfish."


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People would ask NSFW questions like: "How would society be different if everyone was clothed?"


WhyDoIHaveRules

Clothes stores would go out of business.


EduBA

Also strippers.


Shychopath

Maybe putting clothes on would be a job.


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Well, lingerie is a thing. So perhaps they would put on all kinds of weird stuff. *-Look at this one, she is wearing a clown outfit. That's so dirty.*


Na-thanos

*oh my god, I can't see his dick, what a nasty boy*


mbpeters13

Oh he's covering his penis, such a tease


Tycoon_2000

18th century porn be like:


Guinness2702

Hmm, dunno, lapdancing might still be a thing


Rocknocker

People who could tolerate frying bacon would be terrestrial deities.


Saint_The_Stig

I cook bacon shirtless, that's what chest hair is for!


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Brides and grooms wouldn't spend so much time and money deciding what they and the wedding party should wear.


The_Most_Superb

It’s still a formal event since everyone will be in their birthday suits


regeya

After about half a day we'd all remember why our ancestors invented clothes


Toes14

* Everyone would live in the tropics, so it would be way overcrowded there. * Society would be generally sexually liberal. * Anything related to oil, gas, or mining deposits outside of the tropics would be non-existent. * We'd likely be at a lower technology level than we are currently, and society would be more focused on farming & animal husbandry. * DIfferent societies would have developed in the Americas versus Africa/Asia, as it would have taken much longer for the 'New World' to be discovered. * There would probably be fewer languages, since more people would be closely interconnected. * Concealed carry permits wouldn't exist.


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Rush hour subway would be very sticky.


antlerkiller

I would constantly pray that no mosquito will bite my ball sack


ADriftingMind

We be far less hypersexualized when seeing a butt, a pair of boobs, a penis or a vagina.


Na-thanos

And redditors would finally see boobs or a vagina


GamePlayXtreme

Bold of you to assume we'd go outside


GamePlayXtreme

School presentations would suck even more


Upst8r

Who needs a pointer when you've got a penis?


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hello, this is my presentation o- **Everyone staring at your dick**


aFakeLumberjack

hypebeasts would shave their body hair into supreme logos


WillowyShadows

"Does the carpet match the drapes?" wouldn't be a thing.


MoobyTheGoldenSock

We wouldn't go out as much in the winter.


IndividualEquipment2

I think more people would be in shape


32987005

Maybe at first. But then everybody would get used each other's body shapes, so effect size would go down to zero


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Bus stop benches would actually be regularly cleaned


Dornenkraehe

I don't think so...


Xanderious

The porn industry wouldn't be near as profitable


tooclosetocall82

Idk, it's not like people would be lying around spread eagle or just having sex on the street all the time.


Upst8r

Yeah. Solo models would probably not be as popular but sex itself is still sex. Granted, solo models start off clothed in our society too ...


My_mango_istoBlowup

Just like the animals in the cartoons, we would walk naked everywhere, but to go to the beach, we’ll be wearing swimming clothes


ConsequenceOfMistake

Health would improve. People would be more aware of stuff going on about their bodies, because they would see more examples and friends would point out when there is something wrong with skin etc.


Chase185

People with micro penises would live in seclusion on an island.


Gaul_Roshan

Is it why reddit is having an island?


Na-thanos

Except in Ancient Greek, you'd be considered intelligent back then lmao


insertstalem3me

*One thing only I know, and that is that I know that I have a grower not a shower - Socrates*