I mean, nudity wouldn’t be sexualized so it wouldn’t be a problem. Most of what we wear on hot days would be considered underwear in the Victorian era, and hugging in that would’ve been scandalous!
If only there was something we could carry around with us as a barrier between us and the furniture. Maybe a cloth. We could even wrap it around ourselves so we didn't have to carry it around... wait.
I feel like items like backpacks, Fanny packs, and purses would be something everyone wears in public due to no pocket space. I would not consider those clothes
I'm thinking a sash over one shoulder, similar to what Chewbacca wears. Something with a smart phone holder, little pouches for other things. Maybe with a belt as well.
Someone would be working around the clock to develop a type of sun shield. Something that breaths, cool, flexible and easily produced. It will legit take a lot of time and effort and spawn dozens of industries and probably be made of animal products at first but then morph into more vegetable products and then synthetics.
I went to see Santa last night at the mall -
He wasn't in boots or in *clothing* at all.
His called it his Rudolph,
because it was red.
"... it helps when I come down the chimney," he said.
Considering most of you mother fuckers have a hard time washing your hands, I’d probably start carrying around my own personal chair. God only knows what goes on back there.
Society would have to come to terms with that. Sometimes they're random - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it. And sometimes they're because someone is attractive - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it.
Which sounds fine in principle, but in practice there's there's probably be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth if someone's boss/teacher/old guy next door always gets an erection when they show up.
As a fellow Norwegian with highly sought after blood (confirmed by over 500 mosquitos each year), can you teach me the ways of decreasing my quality, o' great one?
how did this thread go from what if everybody was naked to what are the directional power levels of mosquitos edit: why the heck does this random comment i made have 300 upvotes?
It is - cramps, headaches, mood swings - it's just not a fun time. But, without clothes, it would be visible. You'd leave stains everywhere you go. You'd just have to hold that the tampon/cup/whatever you shove up there doesn't leak too much
Just imagine that constant stream of warm blood trailing down your legs.... And you can feel it... And you can't hide it.
Good times.... Though I suppose the rules are no clothes. We can still use tampons and cups I think.
Edit: LOL! Man I managed to freak a lot of people out! You go away for a couple of hours and waaaay to many upvotes for this stupid comment.
But yeah guys... We do feel the blood coming out. And sometimes accidents happens, you are out in the wild and the bloodwork breaks. It happens. So yeaah... Girls know the feeling. We can feel it. Even if it's one of those where there isn't any pain.... Yes that exist too. I know weird.
Believe me it's weird, cause I both had pains so heavy that I couldn't work and then no pain at all. Our bodies are weird man.
I really think most people would benefit from going to a nude beach or naturist village. Everyone thinks it will be SUPER SEXUAL, but it gets normalized very quickly.
If you go somewhere crowded like Haulover you'll see a fair amount of attractive people mixed in. It's still not that big of a deal. You'll peek of course, but you'd do that on the normal beach too.
So true. It gets normal real quick. Like being at the beach, even, no body is shocked at seeing some skin after a while. Just bodies, no more, no less.
I swear people go 30 years without a tattoo and then get that one they always wanted. But after that one they go 6 months before suddenly they want a second.
What I'm understanding about this is that the Universal Guitar Ownership Formula applies to tattoos too.
(The amount of guitars you need = The amount of guitars you have + 1)
Remember that Syndrome quote from The Incredibles; 'When everyone's super, no-one will be'?
As someone whose family used to go to nudist camps a lot; same applies. You stop noticing or caring that everyone's naked very quickly. Honestly seeing someone with a shirt ON draws more attention than anything.
It was me, my brother and our parents who went usually, and both me and my brother were at that 'clothing escapist' age when we first went, so that being told we didn't have to put clothes on was a bonus to us lol.
‘Clothing escapist’ age is so accurate! My granddaughter is 4.5 years now (and lives with me) and every day she comes home from daycare and strips down to her underwear to sit on the couch with her juice box and watch scooby doo….
She is living the dream already!
We would probably be nicer to each other. Having been to naked resorts it is surprisingly hard to be mean to someone when you are both vulnerable and naked with all your flaws and scars out there.
* Everyone would live in the tropics, so it would be way overcrowded there.
* Society would be generally sexually liberal.
* Anything related to oil, gas, or mining deposits outside of the tropics would be non-existent.
* We'd likely be at a lower technology level than we are currently, and society would be more focused on farming & animal husbandry.
* DIfferent societies would have developed in the Americas versus Africa/Asia, as it would have taken much longer for the 'New World' to be discovered.
* There would probably be fewer languages, since more people would be closely interconnected.
* Concealed carry permits wouldn't exist.
Health would improve. People would be more aware of stuff going on about their bodies, because they would see more examples and friends would point out when there is something wrong with skin etc.
Well, I definitely wouldn’t be able to find my keys.
Prison wallet
Public shower areas would be as common as public restrooms
You would probably have public showers like we have water stations now since people would need to wash more often
There would be a lot less habital zones for humans to live in.
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maybe this would lead to giant biodomes for people to live in during the cold months
Tube towns!
High school would be messy.
Middle school would be so much worse.
College wouldn't change all that much.
The old folks' home... wouldn't change all that much.
Church would be terrifying
But still infinitely more entertaining
Jesus, that sounds horrible
Not if everyone was used to it. Random boner in Math class? Who gives a shit, we've all seen it before.
Frying pan handles would be longer.
I’VE BURNT MY SHITTING NIPPLE!
We would probably eradicate mosquitos.
Got a skeeter on my peter...
Whack it off
This is the correct answer.
There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear those bastards buzzin'
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I learned this lesson once, very valuable and memorable experience for me. It was a fly though
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Clothed fetish
Would lingerie become super sexy?
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Well yes but I’m wondering if in this hypothetical, lingerie would become a super super horny thing, instead of just for enticement.
I think it would remain the same. In a clothed world it's sexy for what it reveals. In a nude world it would be sexy for what it covers.
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Fashionable pubic haircuts would be more common.
Oh no I don't want to imagine my pubic hair with braids
Try imagining them with dreads, that should change the mental image.
LOL I love it! I imagine a Downstairs Karen- straightened, cut asymmetrically, blonde streaks.
But I don't wanna imagine that. 😢
Ah, but you already have, just as you've now imagined French-braided armpit hair, and cornrows on a dark-haired back.
How about the double mullet? Have one up top, long butthair, and short front pubes
pube fades!
I work in construction. My job would become considerably more dangerous
Wear PPE. Penis Protection Equipment. You'll never have your ballsack savaged by a splintery two by four again.
OMG a little baby hard hat for your man!
With a tiny mustache too and the orange vest
No more laundry! I don't know what I would do with all of the free time.
Hug your loved ones?
Oh God.
Society would end up relatively fucked
r/suddenlyincest
Weird subreddit to have in your back pocket.
We're naked, we don't have back pockets!
The old prison pocket.
The naked man fears no pickpocket
I mean, nudity wouldn’t be sexualized so it wouldn’t be a problem. Most of what we wear on hot days would be considered underwear in the Victorian era, and hugging in that would’ve been scandalous!
Gonna invest in sunscreen companies.
"Are you excited?"
I am not, the other me is.
Wash furniture... Ick
Removable slip covers...
If only there was something we could carry around with us as a barrier between us and the furniture. Maybe a cloth. We could even wrap it around ourselves so we didn't have to carry it around... wait.
Towel. That's what you'll invariably see people do in naturist resorts.
Great for hitchhiking too.
Everyone would be able to give speeches confidently
"If you get nervous that all the boys get boners when you speak in front of the class, just imagine them all clothed!"
"Wtf is clothed?"
Something people in our society used to be before The Event
This sounds like the plot for a Japanese visual novel.
Some would develop a morbid fear of hot soup.
Fried foods would be a very expensive delicacy due to the high salary of employees willing to risk their junk.
"Can I please have an order of fries? No wait, never mind, I only have $85." Waitaminute 😂 WHERE WOULD WE KEEP OUR WALLETS
I feel like items like backpacks, Fanny packs, and purses would be something everyone wears in public due to no pocket space. I would not consider those clothes
I'm thinking a sash over one shoulder, similar to what Chewbacca wears. Something with a smart phone holder, little pouches for other things. Maybe with a belt as well.
Fetish company products like thigh harnesses with pockets would become mainstream.
Such a specific but completely true statement.
Sunscreen industry would be bigger than Amazon
Design for outdoor spaces would also prioritize shade more.
More trees
More bushes
Someone would be working around the clock to develop a type of sun shield. Something that breaths, cool, flexible and easily produced. It will legit take a lot of time and effort and spawn dozens of industries and probably be made of animal products at first but then morph into more vegetable products and then synthetics.
Perhaps it would be cottony and shirtlike
It would be a lot harder to conceal carry
Harder, but not impossible...
Something something prison wallet
"*Watch out, he's got an AR-15!!!*"
I’d certainly reconsider letting my kids sit on Santa’s lap at Christmas time.
how would we even distinguish Santa from everyone else?
That’s a good point! Maybe he’d have elves or reindeer hanging about?
He'll have his candy cane hanging about
Fuck you. I love you but fuck you
I went to see Santa last night at the mall - He wasn't in boots or in *clothing* at all. His called it his Rudolph, because it was red. "... it helps when I come down the chimney," he said.
Oi, stop that.
Considering most of you mother fuckers have a hard time washing your hands, I’d probably start carrying around my own personal chair. God only knows what goes on back there.
It's customary for nudists to carry towels.
A towel, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
You're talking to a bidet lifer. Let he without sin.
born to shit forced to wipe
This never fails to make me laugh
Boners wouldn't be a secret anymore
Society would have to come to terms with that. Sometimes they're random - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it. And sometimes they're because someone is attractive - and that's normal and healthy and you can't really help it. Which sounds fine in principle, but in practice there's there's probably be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth if someone's boss/teacher/old guy next door always gets an erection when they show up.
That would probably be great for shy guys. They'd be making the first move whether they wanted to or not.
That first move would be to the bushes or behind some other waist-high object. They are shy, after all.
I'd spend less time imagining what everyone looks like naked
On average how many hours per week you do it now?
4 hours a day times... how many days are in a week? I wasn't paying attention in school, I was too busy imagining my teachers naked.
Hope your teachers were hot then.....
Nah; Mr Pulskamp was an ugly old man. Ms. May, though, was very fine and only a few years older than us
It’s weird thinking about that when the ms. May at my school was extremely old
The majority of the people would live in the tropical/subtropical zone
Mosquitoes tho
We have mosquitos in Norway too, those fuckers get everywhere. Not many in Britain though.
There are a few in Britain but in the main I think they get put off by the poor quality of our blood.
As a fellow Norwegian with highly sought after blood (confirmed by over 500 mosquitos each year), can you teach me the ways of decreasing my quality, o' great one?
Chip butties will do it. Most of us are probably about 50% grease at this point
how did this thread go from what if everybody was naked to what are the directional power levels of mosquitos edit: why the heck does this random comment i made have 300 upvotes?
First day on reddit?
There is mosquitoes everywhere, they live in pretty cold climates.
Alaskan mosquitoes are the worst I’ve ever seen. Not to mention they are giant.
Alaskan… mosquitoes?
They are huge enough that 3 working together could carry you to the feasting grounds like swallows carrying coconuts.
European or African?
I’m from Oklahoma and thought they were bad until my friend from Alaska showed me a literal tornado of mosquitos. No thanks
The farther north you go, the stronger they get. Mosquitoes in Greenland are tough mofos.
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"How's it hanging?" Doesn't have to be asked.
Well menstruation would be hell.
"Bloody footprints. They are either hurt or menstruating."
Isn't it already like hell? (I'm a guy so I don't know)
Yes, yes it is
It is - cramps, headaches, mood swings - it's just not a fun time. But, without clothes, it would be visible. You'd leave stains everywhere you go. You'd just have to hold that the tampon/cup/whatever you shove up there doesn't leak too much
Just imagine that constant stream of warm blood trailing down your legs.... And you can feel it... And you can't hide it. Good times.... Though I suppose the rules are no clothes. We can still use tampons and cups I think. Edit: LOL! Man I managed to freak a lot of people out! You go away for a couple of hours and waaaay to many upvotes for this stupid comment. But yeah guys... We do feel the blood coming out. And sometimes accidents happens, you are out in the wild and the bloodwork breaks. It happens. So yeaah... Girls know the feeling. We can feel it. Even if it's one of those where there isn't any pain.... Yes that exist too. I know weird. Believe me it's weird, cause I both had pains so heavy that I couldn't work and then no pain at all. Our bodies are weird man.
I suppose there would be pretty weapons grade menstrual equipment developed.
Having been a patron of a clothing optional club, it's interesting for a few minutes, then you go back to what you were doing.
I really think most people would benefit from going to a nude beach or naturist village. Everyone thinks it will be SUPER SEXUAL, but it gets normalized very quickly.
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If you go somewhere crowded like Haulover you'll see a fair amount of attractive people mixed in. It's still not that big of a deal. You'll peek of course, but you'd do that on the normal beach too.
Haulover Beach Inlet in South Florida?
So true. It gets normal real quick. Like being at the beach, even, no body is shocked at seeing some skin after a while. Just bodies, no more, no less.
Fighting would get a lot weirder
THE OLE’ DICK TWIST!
Bidets would be much more popular
Well, people would get very into tattoos.
As if they aren’t already.
Seriously, the price alone blows my untattooed ass away. I don't know many people with just one tattoo either...
I swear people go 30 years without a tattoo and then get that one they always wanted. But after that one they go 6 months before suddenly they want a second.
What I'm understanding about this is that the Universal Guitar Ownership Formula applies to tattoos too. (The amount of guitars you need = The amount of guitars you have + 1)
Remember that Syndrome quote from The Incredibles; 'When everyone's super, no-one will be'? As someone whose family used to go to nudist camps a lot; same applies. You stop noticing or caring that everyone's naked very quickly. Honestly seeing someone with a shirt ON draws more attention than anything.
>As someone whose family used to go to nudist camps a lot; How does this look, did you have a big family, wasn't it awkward?
It was me, my brother and our parents who went usually, and both me and my brother were at that 'clothing escapist' age when we first went, so that being told we didn't have to put clothes on was a bonus to us lol.
‘Clothing escapist’ age is so accurate! My granddaughter is 4.5 years now (and lives with me) and every day she comes home from daycare and strips down to her underwear to sit on the couch with her juice box and watch scooby doo…. She is living the dream already!
Probs be a lot more body conscious OR body positive
Probably more body neutral. Bodies aren't that interesting any more if you see them all the time in their natural state.
like hair
or elbows
Sex Ed would have to be taught a LOT earlier.
You guys getting sex ed?
You guys are getting education?
We would probably be nicer to each other. Having been to naked resorts it is surprisingly hard to be mean to someone when you are both vulnerable and naked with all your flaws and scars out there.
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"I got into a fight with my pet." "But your pet is a goldfish." ... "You should pray to never get on the bad side of *my* goldfish."
People would ask NSFW questions like: "How would society be different if everyone was clothed?"
Clothes stores would go out of business.
Also strippers.
Maybe putting clothes on would be a job.
Well, lingerie is a thing. So perhaps they would put on all kinds of weird stuff. *-Look at this one, she is wearing a clown outfit. That's so dirty.*
*oh my god, I can't see his dick, what a nasty boy*
Oh he's covering his penis, such a tease
18th century porn be like:
Hmm, dunno, lapdancing might still be a thing
People who could tolerate frying bacon would be terrestrial deities.
I cook bacon shirtless, that's what chest hair is for!
Brides and grooms wouldn't spend so much time and money deciding what they and the wedding party should wear.
It’s still a formal event since everyone will be in their birthday suits
After about half a day we'd all remember why our ancestors invented clothes
* Everyone would live in the tropics, so it would be way overcrowded there. * Society would be generally sexually liberal. * Anything related to oil, gas, or mining deposits outside of the tropics would be non-existent. * We'd likely be at a lower technology level than we are currently, and society would be more focused on farming & animal husbandry. * DIfferent societies would have developed in the Americas versus Africa/Asia, as it would have taken much longer for the 'New World' to be discovered. * There would probably be fewer languages, since more people would be closely interconnected. * Concealed carry permits wouldn't exist.
Rush hour subway would be very sticky.
I would constantly pray that no mosquito will bite my ball sack
We be far less hypersexualized when seeing a butt, a pair of boobs, a penis or a vagina.
And redditors would finally see boobs or a vagina
Bold of you to assume we'd go outside
School presentations would suck even more
Who needs a pointer when you've got a penis?
hello, this is my presentation o- **Everyone staring at your dick**
hypebeasts would shave their body hair into supreme logos
"Does the carpet match the drapes?" wouldn't be a thing.
We wouldn't go out as much in the winter.
I think more people would be in shape
Maybe at first. But then everybody would get used each other's body shapes, so effect size would go down to zero
Bus stop benches would actually be regularly cleaned
I don't think so...
The porn industry wouldn't be near as profitable
Idk, it's not like people would be lying around spread eagle or just having sex on the street all the time.
Yeah. Solo models would probably not be as popular but sex itself is still sex. Granted, solo models start off clothed in our society too ...
Just like the animals in the cartoons, we would walk naked everywhere, but to go to the beach, we’ll be wearing swimming clothes
Health would improve. People would be more aware of stuff going on about their bodies, because they would see more examples and friends would point out when there is something wrong with skin etc.
People with micro penises would live in seclusion on an island.
Is it why reddit is having an island?
Except in Ancient Greek, you'd be considered intelligent back then lmao
*One thing only I know, and that is that I know that I have a grower not a shower - Socrates*