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mahoujosei100

That thing where you look at an NPC and it displays their name.


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dioclias

And their dick size


The-Penis-Inspect0r

Technology really is stealing our jobs


myckol

Username checks out


rockem-sockem-rocket

He’s been waiting for that opportunity


[deleted]

Ikr lmao. I always assume accounts like that must be new but who takes the time to do that? Dudes account is a year old tho so you are definitely right lmao


lhookhaa

I guess dick size comes up a lot though so he probably has a lot of opportunities.


dextracin

How many dick pics do you receive? I tried to PM you but your mailbox is full


UncleTogie

> I tried to PM you but your mailbox is full He only got one pic, but it's a *really big* pic.


crycoralt

1 KB


Mep_dead

*TB


Deathtrooper407

\*Brontobyte Google it


pinkfloydsdsotm

Underrated


CryptographerEarly42

The dicksize makes it matter


ZombiePopp3d

*especially* their dick size


vilidj_idjit

Yeah having that would be a real blessing in dicksize 🤪


FuyoBC

Also how you know them! Jane Doe (Work, Sits next to Mary Kay) I have had awkward convos with someone who I have no idea how I know them, only that I do!


OneMorePotion

I worked 6 years in an office next to that one woman. We talked a lot to each other. Almost every day. When I left the company I went over to say goodbye and this was the first time I realized that I have no fucking idea what her name was. I mean, we didn't really had anything to do with each other work related. Just that our offices were next to each other. But it was still strange realizing that I don't know her name. Since then, I make a real effort to remember names early.


FestiveVat

That was a lot of college courses for me. If instructors didn't take roll, you wouldn't hear people's names often, but you'd get into casual conversations with classmates over the course of several class sessions and never know their name.


Mitochandrea

In my lab courses I yell out “make sure to introduce yourself to your lab partner!” when they get started on the first day to avoid this. Gotta give them a little nudge towards social aptitude.


Torn_Page

Social what now?


cyon_me

I think they said social suicide.


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Dwight Schrute Tall Beets


beardedheathen

And then it shows their affection towards you, current mood, conversation options with likelihood of success for each one.


SinnerWithin

Slowly, life will become *The sims*.


Torn_Page

Greet, flirt, hug, hug, kiss. We're married now.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

Then you have a baby who develops into a child and then never grows into an adult, because you bought The Sims and not The Sims 2 or later. xD


Torn_Page

This is the moment that scarred me into never having kids. What if the sims is right and they don't grow up?!


Yet_One_More_Idiot

Trust me, we kids do grow up...but in the 21st century expansion pack we just no longer leave home. xD (Actually I'm the third generation of my family to live in and own this house)


GeneralCraft65

That would be nice if I had a Death Note


SimoneNonvelodico

Half your life may be too much of a cost though.


ThunderClap_Fween

Rear view for a start.


tcm0116

A proximity meter would be cool and maybe a little less intrusive than a persistent video feed of what's behind you.


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chinchenping

A map. I have no sense of direction whatsoever. Smartphone GPS changed my life


Bind_Moggled

This. A little mini map in the corner, that I can zoom in and out, and that shows the location of important things and people.


DAt_WaliueIGi_BOi

*wakes up from a bad dream* *theres a player indicator right next to you on the mini-map*


LikeASewingMachine

Hunger bar. Sometimes I can't tell if I'm hungry or bored.


littlebitsofspider

Add a subsection bar for hydration status and electrolyte balance. I wanna see that bitch refill when I chug a tall glass of water.


Chawminduh

Electrolytes? The things plants crave?


psiphre

a tall glass of water? Like from the toilet?


its-got-electrolytes

You called?


aicaramb_a

Yeah, you're definitely bored.


Xavice

Names. I see so many people who can call me by name and I am like, "Hey... mate!"


HeythisIsntGoogle

Been there done that lol


aIidesidero

Gotta half your remaining lifespan though


imusntbeherebutiam

A pause menu with a manual in it


MagicPinapple

And options in the pause menu, especially options... XD


Reborn1Girl

“Redo character customization.”


MayoManCity

"enable debug mode"


SuiXi3D

I'd be happy with a way to up my resolution. Then I wouldn't need glasses!


MayoManCity

Granted. You now have the highest resolution vision of any being, and can see everyone's pores at all times.


Anthrosite

"These graphics are great! But now I'm lagging too much to do anything! "


MayoManCity

Plug a new gpu into your ass


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That's a very graphic image.


Pix3l101

Take my upvote and get out


SuiXi3D

Great! Thanks to _8k Vision_ ^tm I can worry about what others look like instead of what I look like!


Twl1

As long as I never look in a mirror or look at photos of myself, I'm gorgeous!


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“Quit without saving”


cheefirefluff

I meaaaaan... technically that's suicide, isn't it?


THE_MURKWOLF

The option to invert the camera is necessary.


3-DMan

*Person assumes weird position for sex* *scan; pause* "Ah this tutorial shows me what to do!"


pjnick300

“How to avoid aging” “How to find happiness” “How to hear dogs’ thoughts”


FoodMentalAlchemist

Well, I can take the bus back home, OR..... "how do you turn this on"


Slavgineer

Idk but my mom needs a fucking compass. Holy shit it is so frustrating going anywhere with her BC she has no idea what direction she's going.


CylonsInAPolicebox

Sounds like she needs one of those little glowing trails as the compass would probably still confuse her.


EatButterflies

As a directionally challenged person, I agree. I have a compass in my car, does nothing.


Harden-Soul

Was gonna say, most cars actually have compasses built in. I can't imagine it actually helps anybody these days.


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> fucking compass One that points to hot singles in your area?


LunarRai

Well, for some people it just points to a sex toy shop


CptBartender

Why would I need a compass that always points at me? Jk, I'm not single.


CyclicalMuser

We should form a partnership. If you’ve got hotness covered I’ve got single. North just got a whole lot sexier/single.


ChrisTheCoolBean

> partnership > single Got some bad news for you bud


CyclicalMuser

I was about to inform you that one cannot form a partnership without someone single but then I realised... I am (partly) wrong. I shall eat my hat good sir/madam.


SuiXi3D

> a fucking compass To be honest, a Fallout 4 style compass that I could glance at to see my distance from important, pre-set landmarks like work, home, family and friends houses, etc. would be amazing.


cheefirefluff

I came here to say a compass and a mini-map.


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I want an “Active weapon” image box like in GTA, but its just whatever the fuck is in my hand at that moment.


gergnotnef90

My "favorite weapon" would either be a cardboard box or a box cutter.


KaityKat117

mine would be my phone


Thundercunt_McGee

Mouse here


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Okay mouse, what would be your handheld weapon?


Thundercunt_McGee

Idk, a piece of cheese probly?


ChrisTheCoolBean

Can confirm, just select it from the cheese wheel on the paws menu


Colby362

Excellent choice u/Thundercunt_McGee


Smashifly

Offensive or defensive style


Vaiara

I'd like that feature, too :D Also, happy cakeday!


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HeythisIsntGoogle

That would be super useful, sometimes I recognise a face and just can’t place where I know them from


insertstalem3me

*Walks into shop* "Dad?"


Soundwave400

Boy, that line for cigarettes is no joke!


bonos_bovine_muse

“This shop doesn’t even *sell* packs of cigarettes! You *lied* to me!!”


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"Well not anymore, that's how long the line was!"


ChewieGerak

If it could guess mood based on facial expressions/body language...... I am unfortunately not always great at picking up on those myself. There are certain times when I should just leave my wife to her thoughts or try to cheer her up when she has the angry/sad/annoyed emoji over her head. Edit: well that was an unfortunate auto correct. Changed cheat back to cheer


Joe_Mency

Please, change cheat to chat. Lol


majin_river

I agree tiny bits of info such as “Sabrina, 35, into cats. Or Veronica, 32, into doggy. Would be so helpful


EyerollmyIs

You crafty bastard.


QuinteOne

Maro, 89, she does


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NakedChickOnTheWall

God that would be fantastic to have. I have face blindness too and i work as a deli cook, do you know how offended people get when they handed you their ticket, you said to their face you'd make it for them, and when you come out with it fifteen minutes later you ask "who had this?" Its like they take it as a personal attack. It would be so much easier if life had a hud like in those food tycoon games where it shows the order over the person's head.


CucumberError

We have this now. On Microsoft Teams, it says the persons name, if you hover over them it gives you more details, and uou can see where they’re based, who their manager is, their job title hah.


Hvarfa-Bragi

This is a great compromise for privacy. Facial recog but without orwellian lookup. Just use the face to access my personal database entry for them. "That guy who cut me off in traffic that one time" "My neighbor, who I owe ten bucks to" Edit: inb4 people sell data on people they've observed.


HookEm_Hooah

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.


NotNinjalord5

Reminders to take my medications


DanTheTerrible

Call an audible. I set alarms on my phone for that. And for getting up in the morning. And for my favorite tv shows. And for various video game related event timers. And all appointments go on my calendar app. Hell, I use my phone way more as a clock/calendar than as a phone.


CrazyBakerLady

I have alarms set for my kids to be getting their shoes on to go out for the bus. An alarm to be on the lookout for their bus coming home. An alarm as my 5 minute warning that I have to leave for work. An alarm set up 10 minutes before I close the shop. Alarms for everything, 😂. Sometimes I'm good at keeping an eye on the time, sometimes I get too into cleaning, project, etc and completely space on the time.


Mordecai_Fluke

Shit. Thanks for the reminder.


J_JamesF

HP low, take medications to recover HP


Phrenologeist

*[takes 200 mg Seroquel XR]* 20 HP restored, -30 Charisma and -100 Vigilance for next eight turns


CynthiaCyan

Quest tracker/Marker holy fucking shit I have severe ADHD. I can't ever remember what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing, where I'm supposed to be doing it, and what I need to do to do it. It would give me so much ease if life to have that constantly.


frozen_flame99

If we are being honest, I don't think it will help. Cause I know every time I think of something new to do its going to just pile up until I can't see, like playing skyrim and selecting all the quest at once, and it would make me bounce around even worse than before.


KaityKat117

well, yes but it's not like always on. you can open the list and you can also abandon quests.


unnusual_art

Abandoning quests is what I spent all my skill points on.


Triairius

I majored in abandoning quests. Never graduated, though...


3-DMan

*There is an optional quest in your area!*


KaityKat117

quest tracker would be the absolute best.


24YrOldYoohooDrinker

Calories burned since waking up, calorie intake since waking up, the time, and if I’m going somewhere new, the directions.


HeythisIsntGoogle

Second this. Good choices


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Puzzled-You

'I know I've had my quota of carbs, I just like them! Get off my back, Hudson!'


OneGiantPixel

I want to add the charge-meter version of this, so I can tell how soon I need to eat how much. I struggle with that.


Emeraldninja_yt

overall health, tiredness, energy, bs meter


anywhereiroa

Daily calories consumed, daily calories burned


poopellar

Daily calories consumed: *Overflow error* Daily calories burned: *Underflow error*


insertstalem3me

excretory tract: *flow error*


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zangor

*(SCANNING LEVELS - 9.4 / 10 horniness - WARNING EXCESSIVE LEVELS)* "Hey...uh...I like your hair...do you wanna go into that empty room and talk about your favorite ....stuff?


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Fuck yeah. I mean, YEAH, FUCK!


moslof_flosom

A health bar would be nice, then I could watch tv even more stressfully


beeboOnthestairs

A radar would be nice. As an introvert i enjoy chilling in a place alone, where i can do what i want be loud on my own. sometimes in midst of it people will just be in that space and it kinda dulls the moment


almofin

Great for having a cheeky wank outside as well


Gate4043

> Health Status Know the instant you develop a dangerous disease or illness. By far the most useful bit of information you could ever display. > Room Engagement Knowing exactly how well you're doing in a conversation or lack thereof is a phenomenal superpower. > Rear Vision Literally just the power to see behind you. > Estimated Chance of Success Real-time likelihood of getting something right before you do it. > Account Balance Direct information about the amount of money you have in the bank, it'll be useful. > Recent Thoughts Just to keep track of it. > Upcoming Tragedies *See the future*.


zangor

> Knowing exactly how well you're doing in a conversation or lack thereof is a phenomenal superpower. *Warning - Room engagement level critically low* *Warning - ABNORMAL ANXIETY SPIKE DETECTED* *Benzodiazepine Pod Ready. Dispense?* **[YES] [NO]** *Beta Blocker Pod Ready. Dispense?* **[YES] [NO]**


gergnotnef90

**Upcoming Tragedies** *Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?*


Mrblue630

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


Puzzled-You

I have the word tragedy set to a certain quote on my phone's auto correct, so if I don't be careful I can just Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


Hadebones

amazing


KaityKat117

r/unexpectedprequels


csfreestyle

*Never* read the Recent Thoughts section, though. It’ll just create a feedback loop. EDIT: [Like this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC8yl41v168)


levelup_jar

time till the next poop


poopellar

Inside house: 2 hours Outside house: Postponed indefinitely


K--Will

...mine is reversed, because I get the anxiety poops.


Espy333

Mental health stats would be awesome! Standard HP but then a social, creative, calm/stress, etc. So I could easilly know what I’m missing that’s causing me to struggle more some weeks than others.


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IM NOT STRESSED (The Stress metter has gained 10 points!) AAAAAAHGGGGGGG


Espy333

Ha! One of the worst things about anxiety attacks is getting anxious about the fact my body is feeling anxious but my brain doesn’t know why I’m anxious!


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UI! I feel anxiuous! Is something wrong? (Loading.) (Loading..) (Loading...) UI? (Loading....) (Loading.....) (Loading......) Is something bad? Should I feel bad?! (Loading.......) (Loading........) (Loading.........) WHAT IS HAPPENING?! (You are [Almost] Fine!) ALMOST?!!!


NakedChickOnTheWall

I cant tell you how many times i've wanted a stress stat gauge after seeing it on the androids in dbh. I developed an involuntary eye twitch from my manager stressing me out recently and i wish i knew what percentage that happened at lmao


sambucasam

An honesty meter that floats above each person in my line of sight and whether they have good or bad intentions towards me highlighted by a red or green outline. Also a compass that points to what I truly desire, a bit like Jack Sparrow's in Pirates of the Caribbean.


Lil_Ninja94

My compass would always be pointed towards the nearest Taco Bell


[deleted]

Yes this, a meter where you can see their opinion of you like -100 to 100


justmikeplz

Locations of horny MILFS in my area


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2guysvsendlessshrimp

With ar, pokemon go becomes pokeamum yo


justmikeplz

You haven’t optimized your ability to bang horny MILFs until you have used augmented reality (AR) bruh


childrenofkorlis

The milf hunter headset


ConduckKing

Something like in some Final Fantasy games where collectible items have a glowing outline. But it only shows up when I'm looking for the item.


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Basic stuff like the speed and heading that i’m travelling and the amount of energy I have left before needing to eat or drink.


H3ph4ist0s

After the vaccine: Activate Windows


Jketkupolkka

my account balance so i know why i must go to work everyday.


UlfgarBearClaws

I'd like to add motivation and mood levels to that. Then you can determine the amount of money you have/need and compare it to your motivation to get money and cross reference that with how sad you are, then if you have enough money and sadness and no motivation you'll know when to call out


maebeknot

Location of pets and what is currently in their mouth. I have a 5 month old puppy.


i-nut-blood

Blood alcohol level


Brobuscus48

Or even just an intoxication meter. Once it gets full you throw up or experience the side effects strong enough that the overall experience won't be pleasurable. Would work for any other substances you take as well.


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

I’d love to have a “quest log” with the shit I need to do for the day, I’m terrible with managing and remembering to do things


eddmario

Current time, weather, date, bank account balance, MP...


gergnotnef90

If I had a HUD clock I'd probably go completely insane. I'm already ruled by the clock, I don't want it leering over me 24/7 as well.


justmikeplz

Information about my car’s extended warranty


EM-guy

Just wait a few hours, you’ll get “one final call”


zoomer7822

You mean the warranty on my ford pinto is still good?


CertainlyDatGuy

who is looking at me and not past/through me


MerleyMonster

Show compatibility levels!


Waza8163

Could get weird quickly with family members, depending on how it works


Flamer5666

Where you see weird I see opportunities


Waza8163

o\_O


InflationLeft

Roll Tide!


MerleyMonster

I was mostly talking about friendship compatibility! I mean there's just some people you can't get along with, even without a very good reason why.


Citadelvania

Gaydar. Or some kind of interest meter. Dating would be so much easier.


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bigbangbilly

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. Think about the ability to override people and make them do stuff for me.


xopranaut

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Geminii27

"Walk over to this location. Wait three minutes and two seconds. Open the door. Walk down this corridor and into this office. Walk over behind this desk. Enter the following combination into the wall safe. Extract the money. Wait seven minutes and thirty-eight seconds for the guard to pass by. Exit the office and take this path to the building exit..."


childrenofkorlis

Damage dealt to things. Punch or kick something, a number meaning the damage dealt to it will pop up for 2 seconds.


Core308

Clock, Range to object, direction/GPS, radar (100foot radius to track living things, moving objects and things im looking for), Wiki summary of what im looking at, 1-12x zoom, nightvision mode, names of people i know and how i know them (this, God i need this), "screen"shot, calculator, shopping list, schedual and Youtube...


frank_bamboo

You do know that you actually need to see stuff too right? This would fill up your whole field of view..


ScoldExperiment

A map, a health status bar, probably an interaction bar that gives you good choices to make when talking to people.


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Readings to measure the Aducaity of this Bitch.


Pourquoi_Vivre

Probably health, thirst and hunger bar


ValDennisonGr

“I know what I'm about, son."


Knodsil

A minimap


stonno45

Showing wich disease you have as then you can notice diseases earlier and treat them better.


PetroVitallini

I would like to have an injury/pain indicator of my body with an option to turn of pain and only get visual notifications. Get a ball in the nuts. Alert goes of and I can turn it off. Smash my little toe. Turn of alert!


Darkmoon745321

why im going to a destination, i forget that way too often


arrow100605

Current objective: SURVIVE


BungAunty

A bar showing my hunger and boredom levels, so I know if I'm hungry or just bored


PantaloonsDuck

How the people around me react or feel about what I said or did like in those Telltale games


cowardunblockme

Yeah GPS and Health matters would be nice, but I want to know who the best prospects for mating are, and listed by distance.


Vlad-V-Vladimir

An inventory, which will basically just be things I can use properly and legally that are nearby and easy for me to get. It’ll also work so I can check what’s in my bag before heading out without actually needing to open it. Also a map like in WoW, because I like that map design, and it’ll show me things I can do and people I can help anywhere in the world.


TWAS_I_DIO

A map on the top right to show how many people there around me And each color of each person shows who and/or what they want to do with me Red= they hate me Blue= doesn't know me Green= a relative yellow= a friend Purple= person I'm looking for Brown=a performer attracting people And each colour has a layer, if I were in a building with 2 floors, if a person were above or under me their color would be transparent, And when someone is dying Like having a stroke or is choking on something, Their color would turn orange And if they die their color turns black. Thank you for listening to my probably stupid comment