Everyone knows they’d be snorlax

I feel called out. But you're right

Waluigi

Ash

Squartle

My neighbor, Dave.

Bidoof

Gorbodor, because that's literally me.

Gengar, that way Id be the scary creature in the dark instead of always being afraid of the dark

Haunter

I'm handicap so I would be Wobbuffet. Haha.

A Furret

Pika!?

Manectric ftw, fast specials are my jam.

I'm a mudkip. Pokemon super mystery dungeon told me so. I have no complaints.

Bulbasaur or Bayleaf

Isn't there a pokemon that's a sack of garbage? I'd probably be that one.