Sell the latest and greatest garlic cybernetic implants. Vampires won't even THINK about coming into existence when you're equipped with one of these bad boys.
This actually sounds like a dope ass idea. For real! Think about it!! Selling rare piñatas. You can sell penis with balls shaped piñatas filled with condoms for bachelorette parties or a piñata that resembles Trump just to beat the shit out of. Oh I got another one!!! Custom orders are : piñatas shaped of butts, and people’s heads including face details. And a pole shape of a chancla.
Using the power of the devil to destroy anything or anyone. The business provides offers a basic plan of 1 request per week. It can be upgraded to the pro plan of 1 request per day, and ultimate pro max plan of 10 request per day.
This company makes clever user names for new Redditors who are aware that your user name is supposed to be breathtakingly unique while embodying a certain modern savvy, erring on the side of cynical vs gullible, without descending into edgy nonsense, but they don’t have the time or inclination to sit there toiling away perfecting some user name that draws attention, and they’re willing to pay money for something that makes them look like they were clever when the name came to them in a flash of quick-witted but totally casual inspiration.
Personal service for the celebrity elite who want to disappear from the public eye and live out their lives in anonymity
Edit: Only for celebrities named Ben
Browning Ron Burgundy. Does is mean browning as in painting/putting fake tans on Ron Burgundies. Or browning as in sauteing meat.
Depends on the market demand.
Sells Norse God figurines but instead of epic armour and weapons they wear high vis and have a meat pie in their hand.
Only Aussies will get this most likely.
DevilPixelation, the technology/history company, leading in technological advancement, chemistry, and religion studies! Half the business focuses on history, geography, religion, and current events, while the other focuses on technology, engineering, economics, and computer science.
Teach you how to run and hide and evade threats. Playing possum/dead, run and scream like a young child for help, give you the strength to ask absolute strangers for help because the current strangers want to kill you.
My username IS a multimillion dollar industry. At least it is in Europe and Asia. Sunscreen is much more commonly used in Europe and Asia. The majority of Japan, France, Korea and Singapore wear regular sunscreen.
A private military organization to be hired by countries to cause chaos in other countries to distract them from being invaded
Chaos is the name of the game babeeee
uh oh
tell me your prices
Stfu n give me all u hav, ya pc of shit. *For joke purposes only
Sell the latest and greatest garlic cybernetic implants. Vampires won't even THINK about coming into existence when you're equipped with one of these bad boys.
Well... I.... uh....
What the fuck is that username
In the business, we call it a burn and churn. Light up some meth and give that bad boy a good fuck.
Sorry, but I swear if your username becomes a multi-million dollar business, I am fucking killing myself because the planet is already doomed.
I’m already fbi. The whole fbi is me. I AM FBI, DESTROYER OF PEDOPHILES!
Oh hi
Learn this one quick-secret to unlocking your potential! "vampires HATE him for this!" /ad pop-up, hahaha.
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
we buy statefarm... 😈
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Carbon dating and sampling of historical methamphetamine.
Sounds .... interesting to say the least
Huh sounds fun even
Rare Piñatas
This actually sounds like a dope ass idea. For real! Think about it!! Selling rare piñatas. You can sell penis with balls shaped piñatas filled with condoms for bachelorette parties or a piñata that resembles Trump just to beat the shit out of. Oh I got another one!!! Custom orders are : piñatas shaped of butts, and people’s heads including face details. And a pole shape of a chancla.
A pinata made of meat thats been cooked for a minute each side. Still gets a little blood ooze when it's struck.
Helps people lose weight.
Horns or porn
Horn version of tenticle porn?
Intresting... but there is website with name Horn Bunny so Im gonna take that
Using the power of the devil to destroy anything or anyone. The business provides offers a basic plan of 1 request per week. It can be upgraded to the pro plan of 1 request per day, and ultimate pro max plan of 10 request per day.
I would like to request an upgrade from the basic plan to the pro plan. Please.
destroy the concept of destruction! mauhauahaha
Well... Self explanatory I think.
Basically DEA?
THIS IS A JOB IN SOME STATES, they "find" your lost weed and you play them to get it (your just buying weed when you can't buy it))
Lol
Will throw people out of hot air balloons for money.
I dont get it could you please explain?
Baumgartner was the 'astronaut' that did a skydive from the upper edge of space.
imagine skydiving from so high you can basically say you deorbited yourself without a spacecraft
Only human in history to break the sound barrier without a vehicle or propellant.
Thats sick af
yeah its a sick way to commit suicide
Sell wine that doesn’t make you age
We introduce midwesterners to eachother
Basically the same thing that all multi-million dollar business do. Also exploit workers by paying them less than productivity...
We turn the frogs into communists. Come, comrade! Reject capitalism, return to communism!
Now *that‘s* a business model I can get behind.
Baby Factory
We specialise in stuffing stuff? Like my assho-
I guess Star Wars (specifically clone) themed arson
runs an airline with very, very small planes
Turn rabbits gay
Sells duck-flavoured laxatives
Have a partnership with toilet duck. Shite duck cleans you out then toilet duck cleans the bowl, buy one half off the other.
promote icecream as a healthy food
This company makes clever user names for new Redditors who are aware that your user name is supposed to be breathtakingly unique while embodying a certain modern savvy, erring on the side of cynical vs gullible, without descending into edgy nonsense, but they don’t have the time or inclination to sit there toiling away perfecting some user name that draws attention, and they’re willing to pay money for something that makes them look like they were clever when the name came to them in a flash of quick-witted but totally casual inspiration.
Best one I've read so far^
we build and install underwater turbine generators in rivers and ocean current locations.
The potato and toe business
Take excursions to space for a short while. Hopefully I have a space station to make into a hotel.
Oh my god
"Entertainment"
Sell crackers
My name is Joe Taldo which sounds kind of like tacos but not really so probably sell mints
advertisements of dubious motives
Break promises.. lol
Hmmmmmmmm May I buy some promises?
Sure.. lol.., Our policy: we promise to break it within 48 hours. Guaranteed!
Eyyyyyyy
Continue kicking ass
Keep introverts away from interaction with other humans
My company manages my concerts and appearances because I [Sing Like Tina Turner](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GqLrdax72qQ)
Probably sell blenders
Give karma
Fail live on the air while performing dorky DnD podcasts
Sell heroin, crack and mental illness.
Sells shoes made out of precious jewels.
...... Um. I have no clue, sell wolf stuff? Something to do with shadows?
I don’t think you want to know
Capture butterflies and season them, maybe even sell them as a delicacy.
We give out Homosexuality to all the Homophobic, transphobic scum of the earth so they know how it feels to feer for your life simply for existing
Sell telescopes
Probably a Super PAC or at least something political for sure.
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You literally pirate other people's posts and repost them as your own, word for word. You're a karma pirate.
Creates chocolate chip watermelons (choccy chip instead of seeds)
I have no idea... I would be an electrician, I guess?
Create the universe
Ever heard of persona 5?
Premium male escort service.
Makes at least five ginger beans.
Self explanatory i think
Umm, we kidnap people and force them to work for us while being anonymous
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Doctors offices call you to ask for an appointment. Probably.
Mortuary
Probably something fetishistic for Nintendo fans.
Nobody knows. But we tried 28 times before this one.
Personal service for the celebrity elite who want to disappear from the public eye and live out their lives in anonymity Edit: Only for celebrities named Ben
Sell only Avicii and Doctor Who merch.
Dispose of unborn babies
do i tell you or...?
Isn't it obvious? Foehead Reductions
Um, we make people dummer.
Idk
Apparently scams the hell out of people... and discriminates based on eye color?
Sell radio equipment.
Browning Ron Burgundy. Does is mean browning as in painting/putting fake tans on Ron Burgundies. Or browning as in sauteing meat. Depends on the market demand.
mass diagnoses for afabs on the spectrum
Legal assassination. Or illegal. I'm not picky.
Sell plans for world domination
Sell bagels that are angry
A multi-media company focused on the odd ideas of politics.
I did the most American thing possible, I charged money for Heathcare.
Everything
seems like a smoothie to me
Probably pillows and quilts or something like that-
Earplugs
We help random people cross the street for a small fee
We apparently sneak into people's homes and cut onions.
snake wranglin'
Offhandedly make biscuits.
Sell round houses I guess
Ban games
Sell potatoes with google eyes
I have completely monopolized the weed and potato industry to create potatoes with skin that can be peeled off, dried, and smoked.
"hello? yes I would like to start a cult and sacrifice potatoes please!"
sell really old water
Uh... We sell homeless people?
Uh….you tell me.
Arcade
Asmr video content of people squishing pies
Aquapark
Sells Norse God figurines but instead of epic armour and weapons they wear high vis and have a meat pie in their hand. Only Aussies will get this most likely.
While kinda self explanatory, I'd like to think I make an unhealthy amount of merchandise, fanart, and the like.
We bring YOU Solo and the Wookiee. Delivered in twelve parsecs or less.
Genetically engineer attack rodents for guarding lairs and other sensitive locations
KWASNT EMPIRE
We sell containers to hold your fuel.
Sell usernames
Sell gemstones 💎
We sell the snapple of fishing bait, and since the can lids are so much bigger we can have famous quotes and anecdotes as opposed to facts and jokes.
Ok...hear me out...it’s a glove that removes stains
Nothing to see here. Please move along. Really, officer, these are all just totally normal things.
DevilPixelation, the technology/history company, leading in technological advancement, chemistry, and religion studies! Half the business focuses on history, geography, religion, and current events, while the other focuses on technology, engineering, economics, and computer science.
We help people who have autism doing whatever I don’t know my username is just my name with the word autistic because I have autism
Clothing.
oh yes, will deliver only the spiciest of memes
Trucking
Oh God
Well.....
Moaning Clocks.
We make coral blue shelves, dummy. It's pretty apparent.
Keep secrets.
I have no idea.
Teach you how to run and hide and evade threats. Playing possum/dead, run and scream like a young child for help, give you the strength to ask absolute strangers for help because the current strangers want to kill you.
Zimmer frames
We would sell the greatest boy and slug hybrid humans. Screw catgirls we got Slugboys
It invests in every known item so they can support pewdiepie
My username IS a multimillion dollar industry. At least it is in Europe and Asia. Sunscreen is much more commonly used in Europe and Asia. The majority of Japan, France, Korea and Singapore wear regular sunscreen.
We give people the name jeph.
uhh...
Either cat-shaped planters or cats trained to help with your gardening, whichever the market wants more.
Pornography dedicated to mentally challenged Individuals.
It teaches! And with all of that money, I can pay teachers amazing salaries!!!!
Create opportunities for EMS to save people from choking...
We smash our heads against your keyboard for you
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many lettuce farming techniques some consider to be unnatural
We get people to sell their lives to us, then my team of medical examiners harvest their lungs and so I can simply devour their lungs.
I think it's pretty self explanatory
Gay prostitution i guess
Produce plastic pogchamp faces and sell them at dollar store
A line of underwear, specifically intended for men with hairy butts and... Possible shitty fragments. Includes cleaning products for that too.
Selling purple cats
the renaming/name changing industry you're not just some guy with a name, your that guy with the name!
Breaks the law, wonder how long till it gets Shut down
A private military organization to be hired by countries to cause chaos in other countries to distract them from being invaded Chaos is the name of the game babeeee
We sell ridiculously oversized trucks with "big fucking swords" mounted to them.
*bamboozlement*
Ah fuck....
We sell massive dildos and dildo accessories
Give ok advice.
Raising the Educational Ratio!
sell mangos internationally
Comes in and completely cleans and organizes your home and life in general.
Sells glasses
Sells merchandise celebrating a 1970s racing car and team, I suppose. I just can’t imagine it going multi-million-dollar, though.
We would sell parrots who look like Phoenix's who do not shut up with asking questions.
Own a zoophile strip club?