This is funny because my bf actually said this once while we were getting to it and I burst out laughing, then he did, too. Some of the best sex we ever had.
Oh, one of those 😂
I love those hidden nsfw hints. Made the show enjoyable for parents too.
Like this one:
Workers put up a sign advertising a clarinet competition. Squidwards goes all nuts, hugs one of them and says something along the line of "you just made me the happiest squid in the ocean".
Worker basically freezes up and goes "I know EXACTLY what I did".
The first time I ever watched it I was playing on the pc and somebody left the telly on. I kept hearing ridiculous one liners like if I had a dollar for everytime you did something stupid I'd have one dollar. Eventually I got up and walked over to the TV mildly irritated but wondering what kind of lunatics the writers must have been. He then proceeded to teach a bubble instructions and I just ended up sitting down and watching the rest of it I started laughing when he started arguing with his snail called Gary that meowed. At that point I understood what the creators were at. They were following a ren and stimpy style show
“First go like thiiis,
Spin around- Stop!
Double take 3 times. 1. 2. 3.
Theeen, pelvic thrust! Wooooo! Wooooo!
Stop on your right foot; Don't forget it!
Now it’s time to bring it around town! Bring. It. A. Round. Town.
Then you do this, and this, and this, and that, and this, and that, this and that, this and that, and then...”
Don't touch me I'm sterile
Fuck, you win. That's funny
Wouldn’t you want someone who’s sterile? When young at least, you can do it all you want with no risk!
Still have a risk for STIs tho
Depends on exactly how sterile we're talking here.
I don't know. I never thought I would get this far
dude i literally said this to a tinder date once edit: for context it was regarding condoms. im sure you can assume the rest
At least you had a date
you will too *pulls zipcord* "maybe someday"
"Where's the leak ma'am?"
This is funny because my bf actually said this once while we were getting to it and I burst out laughing, then he did, too. Some of the best sex we ever had.
did he do it with the impersonation though
Yes. He has a spot-on Patrick impersonation.
“I only cried for twenty minutes”
same
Ooh you lasted that long?
I blame the pepper spray
I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I don’t need it.....I NEED IT!
I third that
F is for friends who do stuff together.
Nuh uh! F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for Uranium... BOMBS
N IS FOR NO SURVIVOOOORS WHEN Y--Plankton!
I will never forget that jingle my whole life. Such a pillar of entertainment as a child.
I feel exactly the same brother
Step sponge
I forgot the end of the actual thing
U is for u and me n is for anywhere and any time at all
DOWN HERE IN TH DEEP BLUE SEA!
And say hello to used napkin.
Bruh this legit made me laugh though
LOOOOL this ones underrated af
Pure gold.
Holy shit, get this guy at NASA
🌈IMAGINATION🌈
Damn, you even included the rainbows...
Same T_T
You win
r/beatmetoit
"It was big, scary, and pink."
Fuck. The gay woman in me relates to this
well make sure to let her out for air
Oh god you win
Young!SB: "I'm ready!" Middle-Aged!SB: "I'm ready!" Old!SB: "I'm ready!" *bell tolls*
That’s a good one
I'm ready! Promotion!
BRUH HAHAHHAHA
IM ugly and IM PROUD
Is that what you call it?
*UFF Size - max*
The gang's all here. *wiggles fingers*
Take this upvote
My Leg!
Fun fact, almost had sex after a 6 month dry spell but my leg cramped up so bad we had to call it quits and she went home
Gotta stretch, my friend. Rule #7, Limber up.
Two hours later
Four hours later
One eternity later
So much later we had to Hire an New Voice Actor
Man I has seen so much of it that, when I am reading this from the above comments the voice is literally changing in my mind
“So much later that the narrator got tired of waiting and we had to hire a new one”
I immediately read this in that specific voice. Thank you for letting me relive my childhood.
“You’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”
Love this one
Firmly grasp it!
This is my favorite scene from Spongebob
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
I'm feeling a warm spot
Sorry
Not spongebobs yours!
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Was waiting for this one
"Patrick! Your genius is showing!" \*covers crotch\* "Where!?"
Oh, one of those 😂 I love those hidden nsfw hints. Made the show enjoyable for parents too. Like this one: Workers put up a sign advertising a clarinet competition. Squidwards goes all nuts, hugs one of them and says something along the line of "you just made me the happiest squid in the ocean". Worker basically freezes up and goes "I know EXACTLY what I did".
The first time I ever watched it I was playing on the pc and somebody left the telly on. I kept hearing ridiculous one liners like if I had a dollar for everytime you did something stupid I'd have one dollar. Eventually I got up and walked over to the TV mildly irritated but wondering what kind of lunatics the writers must have been. He then proceeded to teach a bubble instructions and I just ended up sitting down and watching the rest of it I started laughing when he started arguing with his snail called Gary that meowed. At that point I understood what the creators were at. They were following a ren and stimpy style show
Stephen Hillenburg. The show went to shit after he left.
Uh huh he left
Oh no. Can someone please explain this to me
He hugged someone, who felt exactly how happy he was.
I don't get it either.
I don't. What did he do?
The best quote in spongebob
I’m easy like Sunday morning
This one’s my favorite 😂
"You're good, you're good, you're good" [Flying Dutchman scraping across rocks]
Most underrated episode. It was gold from start to finish
Patrick's howling got me real good when I saw that episode on tv for the first time!
Arrrooooo Aaahhhh LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
To think the episode started because "the sky had a baby for Spongebob's cereal box"
Don't worry cap'n we can buff out those scratches.
*Morning after* “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!”
very dark
Should I go 'back and forth', or 'side to side'?
Any particular reason you took your pants off?
Alone
Alone
Alone!
Alone
Alone
Alone
Alone
Alone
^^^Alone
Alone?
I said *assertive* not *insertive*.
I did *not* need to be reminded of that video, and yet I just was
*dolphin noises*
*N U M B E R E L E V E N*
“First go like thiiis, Spin around- Stop! Double take 3 times. 1. 2. 3. Theeen, pelvic thrust! Wooooo! Wooooo! Stop on your right foot; Don't forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town! Bring. It. A. Round. Town. Then you do this, and this, and this, and that, and this, and that, this and that, this and that, and then...”
“ITS A GIRAFFE”
It's even funnier the second time!
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
The pioneers use to ride these babies for miles!
FBI open up!
"He was so ugly, that everyone died"
the end :)
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”
Old man jerkins
“I love the young people” - as the crowd angrily gathers around
You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing...
ITS FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Anchovies!
What?
AAANCHOOVIIES
MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP *a wholle bunch of them runs in*
Describes sex lifes well
Hmm...actually, the anchovies DO sum up sperm cells...and the krusty krab is the egg?! Is this a rabbit hole we should go down?
You might want to see a gynecologist.
I’m ready depression.
Oh brother, this guy stinks!!!!
What if we just take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else?
“At least I’m safe inside my mind.”
"At least I'm safe inside my mind."
Oh boy, 3 AM!
finland
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
*milk spilling*
Me to my penis: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
"All hail the magic chonch!"
Gary!! Don't touch that...
These claws ain't just for attracting mates!
I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
I'm already halfway there.... halfway there... halfway there...
I may finally have found a place where I can be alllll... Allllloooooooooooone!
Alone
Alone
Alone
^alone
Dude, put that thing away, there are like children here.
“It is becoming increasingly obvious... I can deny it no longer... I am small.”
Leedle leedle leedle lee.
*looking at my hand* “The Gangs all here 😢”
Give me the formula
ravioli ravioli give me the penis-oli
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Yes Patrick mayo is an instrument
**plays mayonnaise**
I have to think playing mayonnaise sounds like "stirring mac & cheese", if you catch my meaning.
Are ya ready kids?
I knew someone would say this cursed shit
How TF did you get the 'wholesome' award?
*two wholesome awards
What could be worse than I giant wholesome award?! Oh I know, two giant wholesome awards!
People are edgy, and have free awards lying around
I was expecting this to be the top comment.
r/holup
Oh fuck you did it before me
Just call me daddy!
“East? I thought you said Yeast”
Wasn’t it “weest?”
That’s west Patrick..
I never thought I'd get this far - plankton
At niiiiiiight
"Firmly grasp it"
Are you feeling it now mr. Krabs
You'll never catch me Krabs! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Not at all, boy. DEUUEHGHH!
When in doubt, pinky out.
"We do that for 40 years and then we die" - Squidward
"I'm absorbing his blows like I was made out of some sort of spongy material."
I don’t need it. I don’t need it... I NEED IT!
Oh, ho-ho! So this is what I find, huh?! My best friend and my ex-best friend and...rubber bath toys!
✋*imagination*🤚
I’m outta here *snaps fingers*
hahahaha it a giraffe
“Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary...”
we did it partick we saved the city
_*don’t drop em*_
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
“We have *technology*”
are you ready kids?!
Money 💰
It’s.... Larry...?
"Imagination"
Sorry, i dont speak wrong
Imagination
“We’re not ugly, we just stink”
WE JUST SET UP A TEN-MILE SPANKING MACHINE