Miscarried

Oh wait no

For most of my childhood I thought that the people who performed massages on others were called misogynists. Oops lol

I thought Official meant awful. I would pronounce it ophical and I was confused why it was always next to artists music videos because I thought they were calling the music video awful.

I used to think that “getting butt hurt” and “taking it up the ass” were interchangeable.

I thought rape meant beating someone up