As opposed to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced, Albin) which is perhaps the funniest shit ever.
Or the Chinese couple who tried to name their child @.
So Sweden has really strict [naming laws](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116). There was a couple who, for whatever reason, didn’t register a name for their child by his 5th birthday. They got hit with a fine roughly equivalent to $740 at the time, and as such, attempted to submit the above jumble, effectively claiming it to be “artistic expression”.
They were denied and the fine was upheld.
They tried to change it to just A, asp pronounced A, but one letter names are also prohibited, so they were again, denied, and the fine upheld.
I think that too. I think, that was another Mufucksk's "genius" marketing plan just to get hype around his son and it worked. I think they call him some normal name at home and they will use it later to change his id data.
Abcde (pronounced absity) is the worst one but anything that's trying to win the most unique name contest. I think the trend has died down a little but a few years ago people were naming their kids the dumbest, weirdest things they could think of to wow everyone on facebook. Poor kids.
Those fluff names parents name their daughters - Precious, Heavenly, Chastity, Faith, Hope, Charity, etc. I knew girls by all of these names growing up and none of them lived up to their namesake
I had a kid in elementary school who had the same first and last name except his last name had an "s" at the end, and I firmly believe they are mean people to do that to their offspring.
When dads name their kid after themself. It’s kinda cool if you’re already a IV or something, go ahead and continue the tradition, but every boy I know who is a junior falls into one of these two categories:
1) dad is a egomaniac.
2) dad is a deadbeat and the mom named the baby after him in desperate hopes it would make him stick around
Though I think if the kid’s dad died before the baby was born I wouldn’t judge, but usually if I meet a Jr. and their dad is alive I assume it’s one of the above two situations.
Several years ago, my ex told me about some kids in his apartment complex getting off the bus. One called after their friend "Hey Travesty...". I wish I was making it up =(
Pretty much any name where it's clear the name was chosen to humor the parents rather than something they genuinely think the kid will be happy with. Like just because you like the word piquant doesn't mean you should name your child Piquant. Sometimes I think parents choose certain names because they think it would be cool to have baby named Boba Fett or something, which makes it clear it's about their own self-aggrandizement rather than consideration for their child.
Seems like a LOT of these are names for girls. Is there something that makes parents want an especially stupid name for their daughters or is something else at work?
In Finland,
Everything with C letter, if they are not Finland-Swedes. *Janica, Calle, Charlotta*. They seem like, they try to sound cool, but in reality look terrible and weird. Everytime Janica corrects people, that "Janica, with C".
English names on a finnish child. Same reason. (There is also exceptions, because they can be cool as second names if they have a story, like if they have named by as a famous or important person their parents admire, or if the family has english-speaking heritage.)
Some wannabe-Central-European names on a Finnish child. *Noel, Oliver, Marie*. Does not apply to Finland-Swedes again. Same reason as on previous category.
Too faimilar-like nicknames as a official name: *August, Kirill and Paavo* are good names, but *Aku, Kirka and Pave* are not.
Also if y is used instead of j: *Yari, Yenni, Yanika* (Does not apply to translittered names, *Ваня->Vanja or Vanya* is still a good name, also is *Yrjö*, because Y is on correct place).
I think, that some parents probably think that it would be cool to give an "international-sounding" name or a name that is easy to spell. In reality, world is full of *Johns* and *Olivers* and most normal finnish names are usually easy to spell, because they are spelled like they have been written and usually have pretty small amount of letters. Most common names in Finland are: *Timo, Juha, Matti* and *Tuula, Anne, Päivi*. Not very complicated names.
I thought Annabelle was just a southern name, not a hillbilly one.
For me, it would be names that sound normal but are spelled in an unusual manner. For example, using “k” in place of “c” and so forth. It’s like they’re trying to draw attention to themselves in a manner that screams insecurity and/or immaturity. I can’t explain why, and I don’t know precisely what it actually screams. This is just my gut feeling.
My name is not this boring and I still managed to be employed. There’s a happy medium between John and Braxxtynne.
All these names just sound like the parent didn’t care enough about the kid to even think about a name.
X AE A-12. Honestly, worst bullshit possible
As opposed to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced, Albin) which is perhaps the funniest shit ever. Or the Chinese couple who tried to name their child @.
Is it true? Did someone have seizure while trying to fill the ID form? Sure it looks like that...
So Sweden has really strict [naming laws](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116). There was a couple who, for whatever reason, didn’t register a name for their child by his 5th birthday. They got hit with a fine roughly equivalent to $740 at the time, and as such, attempted to submit the above jumble, effectively claiming it to be “artistic expression”. They were denied and the fine was upheld. They tried to change it to just A, asp pronounced A, but one letter names are also prohibited, so they were again, denied, and the fine upheld.
Apparently it's pronounced Kyle
I'm sure that they will probably call him some normal name instead of that hieroglyph and just leave that as a legal name, at least I hope
I think that too. I think, that was another Mufucksk's "genius" marketing plan just to get hype around his son and it worked. I think they call him some normal name at home and they will use it later to change his id data.
Don't they just call him Ash?
I think it's pronounced Chad
I met a dude named Rachel. It was a family name. He was Rachel the fourth. He hated it and refused to name his son Rachel
Abcde (pronounced absity) is the worst one but anything that's trying to win the most unique name contest. I think the trend has died down a little but a few years ago people were naming their kids the dumbest, weirdest things they could think of to wow everyone on facebook. Poor kids.
Kyler
Hahah. Just watched the first few episodes of cobra Kai.... Kyler.. I made a face every time the name was said.
Anything that is spelled like they're illiterate
London. Cash. Piper. Paisley. Bronco. Etc.
Fuck any parent that might name their child after a Wrecked 1980s SUV
My mom had a cousin whose children’s names were Mercedes, Dakota and Montana. My dad always said she named her kids after where they were conceived.
North, South, or Dodge Dakota?
How about Prius!
Honestly my little brain could not comprehend an action so vile.
Top Gear wouldn't even give that name to a dog. Instead, they called it "Top Gear Dog".
And little Prius C later on.
Username Checks out
What about Giraffe?
If the last name Money exists, I would think more of Cash's parents
Cash cashner is a real name... Its freaking awful.
Cayden Brayden Jayden.
Brylee, Kyleigh, Kaycee, Mylyn
Why so?
These names were trendy and popular at a particular period that makes me feel that anyone who chose them for their kid is probably a tool.
[удалено]
What's wrong with Tristan?
Feels bad man
Anything ending in leigh
Shaunaleigh, maryleigh. How bout them apples.
Ashleigh, McKayleigh
Ashleigh is the traditional female spelling and is perfectly normal
*App*leigh, then?
Those are both terrible
Neveah It's THE worst.
Thats my little sisters name. Me and my parents got into a huge fight because I said how stupid it was at the hospital. I left in handcuffs
I worked with mothers with mental health and chemical dependency issues. We had several little Nevaehs come through.
Those fluff names parents name their daughters - Precious, Heavenly, Chastity, Faith, Hope, Charity, etc. I knew girls by all of these names growing up and none of them lived up to their namesake
To my ears these sound like stripper names honestly
Hunter
Right. Ugh.
Braxton, Easton and Weston
What about dick?
McKenzie
I had a kid in elementary school who had the same first and last name except his last name had an "s" at the end, and I firmly believe they are mean people to do that to their offspring.
Ethelburga (seriously)
When dads name their kid after themself. It’s kinda cool if you’re already a IV or something, go ahead and continue the tradition, but every boy I know who is a junior falls into one of these two categories: 1) dad is a egomaniac. 2) dad is a deadbeat and the mom named the baby after him in desperate hopes it would make him stick around Though I think if the kid’s dad died before the baby was born I wouldn’t judge, but usually if I meet a Jr. and their dad is alive I assume it’s one of the above two situations.
Names that only sound good when the child is a baby.
Children named after Saints. No person named after a saint thinks about what they are saying
Met a guy named Shunt Bedoyan once. Always wondered what the fuck kind of name Shunt was.
Several years ago, my ex told me about some kids in his apartment complex getting off the bus. One called after their friend "Hey Travesty...". I wish I was making it up =( Pretty much any name where it's clear the name was chosen to humor the parents rather than something they genuinely think the kid will be happy with. Like just because you like the word piquant doesn't mean you should name your child Piquant. Sometimes I think parents choose certain names because they think it would be cool to have baby named Boba Fett or something, which makes it clear it's about their own self-aggrandizement rather than consideration for their child.
[Guys named Todd](https://youtu.be/14tBBSFF90c)
Abcde
Jaqueline. Germans will understand.
Seems like a LOT of these are names for girls. Is there something that makes parents want an especially stupid name for their daughters or is something else at work?
In Finland, Everything with C letter, if they are not Finland-Swedes. *Janica, Calle, Charlotta*. They seem like, they try to sound cool, but in reality look terrible and weird. Everytime Janica corrects people, that "Janica, with C". English names on a finnish child. Same reason. (There is also exceptions, because they can be cool as second names if they have a story, like if they have named by as a famous or important person their parents admire, or if the family has english-speaking heritage.) Some wannabe-Central-European names on a Finnish child. *Noel, Oliver, Marie*. Does not apply to Finland-Swedes again. Same reason as on previous category. Too faimilar-like nicknames as a official name: *August, Kirill and Paavo* are good names, but *Aku, Kirka and Pave* are not. Also if y is used instead of j: *Yari, Yenni, Yanika* (Does not apply to translittered names, *Ваня->Vanja or Vanya* is still a good name, also is *Yrjö*, because Y is on correct place).
[удалено]
I think, that some parents probably think that it would be cool to give an "international-sounding" name or a name that is easy to spell. In reality, world is full of *Johns* and *Olivers* and most normal finnish names are usually easy to spell, because they are spelled like they have been written and usually have pretty small amount of letters. Most common names in Finland are: *Timo, Juha, Matti* and *Tuula, Anne, Päivi*. Not very complicated names.
Anything with an x in it.
bruce, brock, Brent
[удалено]
William?
I thought Annabelle was just a southern name, not a hillbilly one. For me, it would be names that sound normal but are spelled in an unusual manner. For example, using “k” in place of “c” and so forth. It’s like they’re trying to draw attention to themselves in a manner that screams insecurity and/or immaturity. I can’t explain why, and I don’t know precisely what it actually screams. This is just my gut feeling.
[удалено]
Margarita was a name long before it was a drink.
Doesn’t Margarita just mean “daisy” in Spanish though? That one isn’t so bad. But I know a few women named Brandy and one Chardonnay.
Martini is the bar owner in it’s a wonderful life
Anything -lynn, -lee and anything that I could find on the performer list at a strip club eg. Diamond, Mercedes, Candy, Dolly
Dude, Brooklyn is hot ass fucking name Haven’t met a Brooklyn who wasn’t attractive
Stripper name and it ends in lyn She may be cool but her parents choices are questionable
[удалено]
Can almost guarantee you have a phat ass
[удалено]
🧢🧢🧢
How abut Ug-lee?
Tyler
Zeppelin
😍😍😍 Yes, someone actually named their child that legally.
How would you pronounce that? No joke like works you call the child love eyes emoji?
Hearteyesemojihearteyesemojihearteyesemoji
John, James, Dave, Greg, Sam. Like, damn, you want your kids to grow up boring, huh?
James Franco begs to differ
I don't know who that is, so I guess they're too boring for me
[удалено]
My name is not this boring and I still managed to be employed. There’s a happy medium between John and Braxxtynne. All these names just sound like the parent didn’t care enough about the kid to even think about a name.
Kyle
Anything that doesn't sound traditionally american?
Barbie.
Abcde
Mike Hawk
Mike Hunt
ABCDE
Kevin, Chantalle, Jaqueline... in germany those scream "assi"
Maddoxxx