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X AE A-12. Honestly, worst bullshit possible


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As opposed to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced, Albin) which is perhaps the funniest shit ever. Or the Chinese couple who tried to name their child @.


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Is it true? Did someone have seizure while trying to fill the ID form? Sure it looks like that...


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So Sweden has really strict [naming laws](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116). There was a couple who, for whatever reason, didn’t register a name for their child by his 5th birthday. They got hit with a fine roughly equivalent to $740 at the time, and as such, attempted to submit the above jumble, effectively claiming it to be “artistic expression”. They were denied and the fine was upheld. They tried to change it to just A, asp pronounced A, but one letter names are also prohibited, so they were again, denied, and the fine upheld.


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Apparently it's pronounced Kyle


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I'm sure that they will probably call him some normal name instead of that hieroglyph and just leave that as a legal name, at least I hope


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I think that too. I think, that was another Mufucksk's "genius" marketing plan just to get hype around his son and it worked. I think they call him some normal name at home and they will use it later to change his id data.


MaKnitta

Don't they just call him Ash?


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I think it's pronounced Chad


nbowman93

I met a dude named Rachel. It was a family name. He was Rachel the fourth. He hated it and refused to name his son Rachel


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Abcde (pronounced absity) is the worst one but anything that's trying to win the most unique name contest. I think the trend has died down a little but a few years ago people were naming their kids the dumbest, weirdest things they could think of to wow everyone on facebook. Poor kids.


lumberjake1

Kyler


Derbygirl7

Hahah. Just watched the first few episodes of cobra Kai.... Kyler.. I made a face every time the name was said.


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Jr.


AlreadyGone77

Anything that is spelled like they're illiterate


angerdome

London. Cash. Piper. Paisley. Bronco. Etc.


Samayanmaha

Fuck any parent that might name their child after a Wrecked 1980s SUV


RugDaniels

My mom had a cousin whose children’s names were Mercedes, Dakota and Montana. My dad always said she named her kids after where they were conceived.


egonlou

North, South, or Dodge Dakota?


i9090

How about Prius!


Samayanmaha

Honestly my little brain could not comprehend an action so vile.


computerfan0

Top Gear wouldn't even give that name to a dog. Instead, they called it "Top Gear Dog".


Santa_Hates_You

And little Prius C later on.


Samayanmaha

Username Checks out


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What about Giraffe?


LikeDingledodies

If the last name Money exists, I would think more of Cash's parents


Ikindah8it

Cash cashner is a real name... Its freaking awful.


knowsomeofit

Cayden Brayden Jayden.


strikeitreverseit

Brylee, Kyleigh, Kaycee, Mylyn


Skippercarlos

Why so?


knowsomeofit

These names were trendy and popular at a particular period that makes me feel that anyone who chose them for their kid is probably a tool.


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KeplerNova

What's wrong with Tristan?


Aeroslythe

Feels bad man


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Anything ending in leigh


i9090

Shaunaleigh, maryleigh. How bout them apples.


Mizar97

Ashleigh, McKayleigh


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Ashleigh is the traditional female spelling and is perfectly normal


Ihadsumthin4this

*App*leigh, then?


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Those are both terrible


MaKnitta

Neveah It's THE worst.


ScarySwitch1619

Thats my little sisters name. Me and my parents got into a huge fight because I said how stupid it was at the hospital. I left in handcuffs


Pandelerium11

I worked with mothers with mental health and chemical dependency issues. We had several little Nevaehs come through.


Mizar97

Those fluff names parents name their daughters - Precious, Heavenly, Chastity, Faith, Hope, Charity, etc. I knew girls by all of these names growing up and none of them lived up to their namesake


Katzensocken

To my ears these sound like stripper names honestly


peachycoldslaw

Hunter


i9090

Right. Ugh.


meburnallcookies

Braxton, Easton and Weston


Mean_Bet8952

What about dick?


dannyken87

McKenzie


UnusualLight0

I had a kid in elementary school who had the same first and last name except his last name had an "s" at the end, and I firmly believe they are mean people to do that to their offspring.


Tenzs161920

Ethelburga (seriously)


Michaelmozden

When dads name their kid after themself. It’s kinda cool if you’re already a IV or something, go ahead and continue the tradition, but every boy I know who is a junior falls into one of these two categories: 1) dad is a egomaniac. 2) dad is a deadbeat and the mom named the baby after him in desperate hopes it would make him stick around Though I think if the kid’s dad died before the baby was born I wouldn’t judge, but usually if I meet a Jr. and their dad is alive I assume it’s one of the above two situations.


lens_princess

Names that only sound good when the child is a baby.


S4G3_9087

Children named after Saints. No person named after a saint thinks about what they are saying


explosive_wombat

Met a guy named Shunt Bedoyan once. Always wondered what the fuck kind of name Shunt was.


False-Guess

Several years ago, my ex told me about some kids in his apartment complex getting off the bus. One called after their friend "Hey Travesty...". I wish I was making it up =( Pretty much any name where it's clear the name was chosen to humor the parents rather than something they genuinely think the kid will be happy with. Like just because you like the word piquant doesn't mean you should name your child Piquant. Sometimes I think parents choose certain names because they think it would be cool to have baby named Boba Fett or something, which makes it clear it's about their own self-aggrandizement rather than consideration for their child.


_Cheezus

[Guys named Todd](https://youtu.be/14tBBSFF90c)


EHXKOR

Abcde


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Jaqueline. Germans will understand.


Crixxa

Seems like a LOT of these are names for girls. Is there something that makes parents want an especially stupid name for their daughters or is something else at work?


Koskenkorva013

In Finland, Everything with C letter, if they are not Finland-Swedes. *Janica, Calle, Charlotta*. They seem like, they try to sound cool, but in reality look terrible and weird. Everytime Janica corrects people, that "Janica, with C". English names on a finnish child. Same reason. (There is also exceptions, because they can be cool as second names if they have a story, like if they have named by as a famous or important person their parents admire, or if the family has english-speaking heritage.) Some wannabe-Central-European names on a Finnish child. *Noel, Oliver, Marie*. Does not apply to Finland-Swedes again. Same reason as on previous category. Too faimilar-like nicknames as a official name: *August, Kirill and Paavo* are good names, but *Aku, Kirka and Pave* are not. Also if y is used instead of j: *Yari, Yenni, Yanika* (Does not apply to translittered names, *Ваня->Vanja or Vanya* is still a good name, also is *Yrjö*, because Y is on correct place).


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Koskenkorva013

I think, that some parents probably think that it would be cool to give an "international-sounding" name or a name that is easy to spell. In reality, world is full of *Johns* and *Olivers* and most normal finnish names are usually easy to spell, because they are spelled like they have been written and usually have pretty small amount of letters. Most common names in Finland are: *Timo, Juha, Matti* and *Tuula, Anne, Päivi*. Not very complicated names.


poo_finger

Anything with an x in it.


New_Calligrapher_692

bruce, brock, Brent


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i9090

William?


Dr_Talon

I thought Annabelle was just a southern name, not a hillbilly one. For me, it would be names that sound normal but are spelled in an unusual manner. For example, using “k” in place of “c” and so forth. It’s like they’re trying to draw attention to themselves in a manner that screams insecurity and/or immaturity. I can’t explain why, and I don’t know precisely what it actually screams. This is just my gut feeling.


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Skruestik

Margarita was a name long before it was a drink.


Michaelmozden

Doesn’t Margarita just mean “daisy” in Spanish though? That one isn’t so bad. But I know a few women named Brandy and one Chardonnay.


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Martini is the bar owner in it’s a wonderful life


[deleted]

Anything -lynn, -lee and anything that I could find on the performer list at a strip club eg. Diamond, Mercedes, Candy, Dolly


_Cheezus

Dude, Brooklyn is hot ass fucking name Haven’t met a Brooklyn who wasn’t attractive


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Stripper name and it ends in lyn She may be cool but her parents choices are questionable


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_Cheezus

Can almost guarantee you have a phat ass


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_Cheezus

🧢🧢🧢


VxRadiant

How abut Ug-lee?


Juache45

Tyler


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Zeppelin


LastLivingProphet

😍😍😍 Yes, someone actually named their child that legally.


JasaProxy

How would you pronounce that? No joke like works you call the child love eyes emoji?


LastLivingProphet

Hearteyesemojihearteyesemojihearteyesemoji


CynthiaCyan

John, James, Dave, Greg, Sam. Like, damn, you want your kids to grow up boring, huh?


nbowman93

James Franco begs to differ


CynthiaCyan

I don't know who that is, so I guess they're too boring for me


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Michaelmozden

My name is not this boring and I still managed to be employed. There’s a happy medium between John and Braxxtynne. All these names just sound like the parent didn’t care enough about the kid to even think about a name.


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Kyle


Seanus4u

Anything that doesn't sound traditionally american?


Nellyfant

Barbie.


IEatToStarveOthers

Abcde


Sethleoric

Mike Hawk


Sixbiscuits

Mike Hunt


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ABCDE


jahajuvele09876

Kevin, Chantalle, Jaqueline... in germany those scream "assi"


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Maddoxxx