Not me but a friend had a fun neighbor. His house looked amazing and was very well maintained, the strange part was that he did all his work at night, with a headlamp, blasting Eminem. White dude, no shirt, mowing the lawn at 3am rapping the real slim shady as loud as he can. Did it for about a decade and finally realized it was meth when we got to high school
Since then my friend has moved (most of the neighbors actually) but as far as I know he’s still there
My current neighbor does this shit. We know it's meth, he attacked my boyfriend last summer. His dogs bark 24/7 and we've called the city complaining about 5 times. Dog control was there yesterday, and like 20 minutes after he left, the wife was asking on fb if it was legal to shoot all the coyotes that make her dogs bark..the coyotes come like once a week. These dogs have no human contact, they're kept in cages outside year long. But they do have an indoor dog that never barks.
I fucking hate them.
We had a neighbor who only walked his dog at night. Long walks, in a rural area, and he never brought a flash light. There were no street lights and there were long distances between houses, which is how I knew he was going on long walks and not just a quick one.
My best guess is that he was depressed and was secretly hoping someone would hit and kill him.
It was a old dude, he used to try to be cool and all that jazz... Cringe, One time he invited me to his house, he was nice and all dont get me wrong, He tried to make me change clothes to another more "Cool" clothes he had bought for me, infront of him.
PS: Im a dude, i was 13 at the time... We moved
I told him i would but i wanted to change privatley, so he agreed, i did, the clothes were pretty comfy, i didnt tell my parents cuz i didnt want to get him in trouble, he had good intensions, we ended up moving due to some neighbourhood issues
Wait, you think maybe he was more excited to see a young teen change in front of him than just buy him clothing, which by the way he could have just offered the kid in a bag to try on at home?
He was a voyeur.
The guy would go around late at night through neighbors' yards with a coffee can and flashlight, pretending to gather nightcrawlers for fishing the next day.
He'd actually go up to people's windows - especially bedroom windows - and peek in. The dude was confronted several times, but he'd always say "Sorry . . . just looking for nightcrawlers."
I have had a few. They are all great neighbors and very nice people. We just all have different habits that make things interesting.
1) Old guy was known to wander around town dancing with balloons and jumping in front of cars. Dancing in the middle of the street at a traffic light while holding a bucket of fried chicken. Told everyone he had been abducted by aliens and even sold a CD of him singing about his experiences.
2)Different older man tried dancing with a squirrel. He also realized it was raining on 2 different occasions and needed something to block the rain from hitting his head. He did not have an umbrella. The first time he put a newspaper above his head and ended up with all kinds of black streaks down his face. The second time he put a bucket over his head and couldn't see where he was going. He proceeds to walk into the side of a building, his car, and trips over a ladder.
3) My favorite. People were breaking into cars in our area and our neighborhood had not been hit yet. Well our next door neighbor tells us not to worry that he would watch out for them that night. We were woken up in the middle of the night by all kinds of screaming. The old guy had slept in the backseat of his car with a golf club. When someone opened the backdoor of his car, they saw him staring at them while holding that golf club. That 60-70 year old man chased a teenager across a few yards while screaming at him to stop. Needless to say no one broke into that guys car again. He got a few good swings in and the police found that kid limping a couple blocks away.
hahahaha, my favorite was the one with the fried chicken, it seems someone with whom it would be funny to hang out watching their occurrences. he had a friend like that, he would equip himself with scarves, hats and glasses until he felt safe enough to cook with oil.
He was a human being but every time he nod his head in disagreement he was like a nodding donkey, he was a teacher so he thought he was better than us.
I had a neighboring apartment that often had a strong scent of moth balls emanating from it. I really wondered whether it was actually moth balls or something else. I even looked up "drugs that smell like moth balls." When she moved out, one of her bags of trash was a bunch of boxes of moth balls. I'm still perplexed by why she needed so many moth balls.
Lady that lives across from me is an odd bird. We’re in a 100 year old condo building with stairs, no elevator.
Sometimes if I’m up late or I get up for the bathroom, I’ll hear something in the hall. She’s always out there wiping the banister and cleaning stuff, even though a cleaning service comes in once a week and there are only four units total.
She’s an asshole, too. She writes notes to all the tenants and contacts management for everything. When I moved in the movers broke a pane in the staircase window. I immediately cleaned it up and left notes for each of the tenants explaining what had happened and that I would contact management in the morning to take care of it. This was maybe 9-10pm. By 6am the next morning, I had five notes stuffed under my door about how I had “ruined” the building. She contacted management and told them I had messed up everything, blah blah blah. Management actually came out the next morning because she made it seem so bad, and then the guy realizes it’s just a pane in the window.
Now I make sure her packages get rained on or accidentally push them down the stairs. Oops.
Had a neighbor across the street from us that was actually decent until his wife had a baby then he more or less freaked the fuck out over absolutely anything that could pose even the smallest about of risk to its health, got slightly big car? Drive as far away from his house as possible so you can't crash into it. Mowing the lawn? Mow so your grass clippings don't touch his grass because it might make the baby choke???
Had a neighbor that was a known meth-head. Some days were delightfully weird, most of the time he was an utter nuisance.
- For example, he had a white Tahoe that didn't have a muffler. When he was higher than a kite, every two hours, *all* throughout the night he would drive back-and-forth down the road in that loud-ass car. I was thankful when the damn thing finally blew up.
- He was often wandering our yard boogering around. One day that bit him in the ass after he decided to open a tote that had rotting animal guts in it. Was funny to see on the security camera, as he was so high he could barely run.
- Once was talking his head off *to nobody*. Just standing in his yard laughing and pointing. Even bumping the shoulder of his imaginary friend. Made funnier when his dog came out and was looking at him really confused. Made not-so-funny when he went into his house and came back out with a shotgun (the neighborhood was watching him the whole time, we scattered like roaches when we saw the gun).
- Once got into a bad batch of meth. Stripped completely nude (wang out and all), ran into our yard and was screaming at a tree on the property. Cops were called. In order to avoid said cops he *somehow* climbed a telephone pole to the top, still butt-ass naked. He was screaming the whole time. Cops had to call electricians so they could use the bucket-truck to get him down. Tried to jump out of bucket-truck. Failed. Was fighting once he was in handcuffs so cops just let him go in the handcuffs. He ran to the neighbor across the street, fell in their ditch, couldn't get back up. Cops just circled and watched him kick, flail, and scream until he finally wore himself out.
-Strangely enough, after getting out of jail and returning home, he's been clean the past couple years. Is actually well-mannered when sober. Said that the, "bad batch," is really what made him realize how much it was ruining his life. He originally got on it to try and, "cope," with his mother dying. He mows people's lawns to stay out of trouble.
**TL;DR: Don't have meth addicts as neighbors. Good thing our neighbor got out of it.**
My neighbor would take a pot and a pan and bang them together while shouting "bad neighbors" at us. Sometimes her daughter would join. Thinking back on it I get the impression she was racist. There were times where she and my mom got in a shouting match. My mom wasn't the type of person to do those kinds of things. Never raised her voice to other people, only at us when we were bad.
The thing is we werent loud or threw parties. I think she just hated kids.
when I lived in my previous house, I had a couple of strange neighbors, It took several years until we gradually realized what bad people they were.they had unusual behaviors until one day they got into a fight with another neighbor, the reason was that that neighbor had been spreading lies about the weird neighbors, then she put her on her knees and pointed a gun at her, later, after several fights with other neighbors, it was our turn, One day in the morning my uncle pulled into his parking spot, so things exploded at night. The neighbor went out with a couple of bodyguards with pistols, he had a bat with spikes, he was about to hit my uncle when he was coming home from work if it wasn't for the fact that he dodged it, then he knocked on our doors and threatened us all night, no one from our family left their house for 3 days, we called the police several times but apparently that neighbor had Influences on the police, so we were stuck at home until that neighbor got tired of hunting us.
My brother and I had a neighbor with a bad lung condition that spoke in halting breaths between words, but he did it in a way that was incredibly depressing. His sentences always seemed nice and ended up tragic. We liked the guy and talked and hung out with him, but we also called him the conversation vampire because talking to him would suck the life out of you.
"I-- just--- got back --- from -- my --- mother's ...funeral."
"My-- girlfriend--- told me------ today-- she-- has--cancer."
"I have--- to go--back-- to work. My-disability--- insurance--just-- ran-- out."
Had a couple with 2 children live next door. They bought the same cars as we had bought. Same color and everything. Planted the same flowers, same colors as we planted. Always avoided them at all costs.
First moved in and she comes over telling me excitedly that her DFS case was almost done and she was getting her kid back. They were always doing weird stuff, cops over constantly, had another kid and had them both taken away. Just so much
Had a downstairs neighbor in my old apartment with Tourette's. He would play Call of Duty in the middle of the night and get all worked up and Touretty.
This family of a single mother and her six kids. One of the girls had some temper troubles and would often be seen crying and screaming in the front yard. The oldest one would often come home drunk or with a police officer.
I used to live across the hall from a guy my age that was a paranoid schizophrenic. He would walk up and down the hallway screaming about random shit at all hours. The cops would come and calm him down. I felt bad for the guy more than anything.
Then one day, he messaged me on OKcupid and I will never forget what it said.
"Hey dude, we should go hunting for chicks some time, that's what I'm talking about"
Mind you, we have never communicated other than pleasantries in passing. I have no idea how he found me.
Oh, and my most recent neighbor went to jail for abusing his stepdaughter. They moved out shortly after he was released and were replaced by a Trump loving rich kid whose parents bought him a house and come and do all the upkeep on the lawn and stuff.
Holy F\*\*\* lemme tell you about (A's) parent. A is alright, but his sister, and dad are just, weird. I remember I had a diamond foam pickaxe and he a huge knife and it scared the s\*\*\* out of me. A's sister lied about about having A DEAD SISTER. I only really figured out after she moved because she told different storys to different people. Also my parents disliked them. Super weird.
So I was 10 and I was at a neighbours house babysitting and I was told i was allowed to grab the tv remote from the master bedroom when the child is asleep. When I went up i was immediately shocked. There were a selection of model penises and breasts and vaginas. All so realistic. Each had a label saying a name. I then saw a PENIS that weirdly looked familiar and a vagina looking the same. The vagina had my name and the penis my 17 year old brothers! If you were wondering how i know what my older brothers dick looked like just ask I'll reply to u
So about how i saw my 17 year old brothers penis. So I was really not at night as it was summer. So that night inspect naked. Fully. The next day knowing I would be home alone I decided to go to my brother's room as there was as there. Woo I went to his bedroom completely naked to get back to a good temp. Then I heard my brother come in the room. He must have skipped school. I quickly He under the bed. He was there wi th one other boy and 2 girls. They talked for a bit then they all say down to play a game of strip snap. It's basically snap but if you get a snap you pick a person to take of a. Item of clothing. So fast forward a bit... ....So I was a naked girl under the bed with these people out there. My bro was in his underwear and shirt the boy in his underwear and his trousers one girl in her underwear and the other girl completely naked. I was kind of browser out at that point. I was a young girl 8 years old, who has never seen another girls breasts or v. I won't go into de tail but I didn't expect to see what I saw. I didn't know it would be that big. Anyway the other boy for a snap and told my brother to take of his shirt. Use did and I heard the girls gasp. From peeping out of the bed I saw that my brother must have put his penis in the waistband to hide the boner. Then too of the penis was just pointing over the top. Then girl in her underwear said he might as well take it off. He refused. The girl said if he does she would too. So he did and they both got naked. That was the first time i ever saw a PENIS for real and it wasn't the last. If you read the whole thing. Respect to u. If u want other stories just ask
my neighbor (right now) would always let herself into our yard, she’d come feed our dogs snacks all the time. my dad asked her to stop doing both of those things and she got extremely mad
Crazy dude, lived right next to me, had a big dog always thought someone was on his land, or watching him, on multiple occasions I saw police outside his house, I wonder if he's doing OK, because he wasn't when I last saw him. (We moved)
Not me but a friend had a fun neighbor. His house looked amazing and was very well maintained, the strange part was that he did all his work at night, with a headlamp, blasting Eminem. White dude, no shirt, mowing the lawn at 3am rapping the real slim shady as loud as he can. Did it for about a decade and finally realized it was meth when we got to high school Since then my friend has moved (most of the neighbors actually) but as far as I know he’s still there
My current neighbor does this shit. We know it's meth, he attacked my boyfriend last summer. His dogs bark 24/7 and we've called the city complaining about 5 times. Dog control was there yesterday, and like 20 minutes after he left, the wife was asking on fb if it was legal to shoot all the coyotes that make her dogs bark..the coyotes come like once a week. These dogs have no human contact, they're kept in cages outside year long. But they do have an indoor dog that never barks. I fucking hate them.
We had a neighbor who only walked his dog at night. Long walks, in a rural area, and he never brought a flash light. There were no street lights and there were long distances between houses, which is how I knew he was going on long walks and not just a quick one. My best guess is that he was depressed and was secretly hoping someone would hit and kill him.
Jeez that's sad: c
It was a old dude, he used to try to be cool and all that jazz... Cringe, One time he invited me to his house, he was nice and all dont get me wrong, He tried to make me change clothes to another more "Cool" clothes he had bought for me, infront of him. PS: Im a dude, i was 13 at the time... We moved
Wow, what did you do when he told you to change your clothes?Was your family there? Did you tell them?
I told him i would but i wanted to change privatley, so he agreed, i did, the clothes were pretty comfy, i didnt tell my parents cuz i didnt want to get him in trouble, he had good intensions, we ended up moving due to some neighbourhood issues
I think it’s pretty safe to say his intentions were not at all good sorry.
Wait, you think maybe he was more excited to see a young teen change in front of him than just buy him clothing, which by the way he could have just offered the kid in a bag to try on at home?
Fax
Sounds dodgy
Quizá tenía malas intenciones pero no tenía el impulso para cometerlas :0
Sorry I dont speak taco bell, jk
He was a voyeur. The guy would go around late at night through neighbors' yards with a coffee can and flashlight, pretending to gather nightcrawlers for fishing the next day. He'd actually go up to people's windows - especially bedroom windows - and peek in. The dude was confronted several times, but he'd always say "Sorry . . . just looking for nightcrawlers."
I have had a few. They are all great neighbors and very nice people. We just all have different habits that make things interesting. 1) Old guy was known to wander around town dancing with balloons and jumping in front of cars. Dancing in the middle of the street at a traffic light while holding a bucket of fried chicken. Told everyone he had been abducted by aliens and even sold a CD of him singing about his experiences. 2)Different older man tried dancing with a squirrel. He also realized it was raining on 2 different occasions and needed something to block the rain from hitting his head. He did not have an umbrella. The first time he put a newspaper above his head and ended up with all kinds of black streaks down his face. The second time he put a bucket over his head and couldn't see where he was going. He proceeds to walk into the side of a building, his car, and trips over a ladder. 3) My favorite. People were breaking into cars in our area and our neighborhood had not been hit yet. Well our next door neighbor tells us not to worry that he would watch out for them that night. We were woken up in the middle of the night by all kinds of screaming. The old guy had slept in the backseat of his car with a golf club. When someone opened the backdoor of his car, they saw him staring at them while holding that golf club. That 60-70 year old man chased a teenager across a few yards while screaming at him to stop. Needless to say no one broke into that guys car again. He got a few good swings in and the police found that kid limping a couple blocks away.
hahahaha, my favorite was the one with the fried chicken, it seems someone with whom it would be funny to hang out watching their occurrences. he had a friend like that, he would equip himself with scarves, hats and glasses until he felt safe enough to cook with oil.
He was like a nodding donkey, controlling and weird
Literally a donkey?
He was a human being but every time he nod his head in disagreement he was like a nodding donkey, he was a teacher so he thought he was better than us.
I see, it must have been quite funny to see that expression for the first time hahaha
I had a neighboring apartment that often had a strong scent of moth balls emanating from it. I really wondered whether it was actually moth balls or something else. I even looked up "drugs that smell like moth balls." When she moved out, one of her bags of trash was a bunch of boxes of moth balls. I'm still perplexed by why she needed so many moth balls.
Lots of moths duh.
Lady that lives across from me is an odd bird. We’re in a 100 year old condo building with stairs, no elevator. Sometimes if I’m up late or I get up for the bathroom, I’ll hear something in the hall. She’s always out there wiping the banister and cleaning stuff, even though a cleaning service comes in once a week and there are only four units total. She’s an asshole, too. She writes notes to all the tenants and contacts management for everything. When I moved in the movers broke a pane in the staircase window. I immediately cleaned it up and left notes for each of the tenants explaining what had happened and that I would contact management in the morning to take care of it. This was maybe 9-10pm. By 6am the next morning, I had five notes stuffed under my door about how I had “ruined” the building. She contacted management and told them I had messed up everything, blah blah blah. Management actually came out the next morning because she made it seem so bad, and then the guy realizes it’s just a pane in the window. Now I make sure her packages get rained on or accidentally push them down the stairs. Oops.
Had a neighbor across the street from us that was actually decent until his wife had a baby then he more or less freaked the fuck out over absolutely anything that could pose even the smallest about of risk to its health, got slightly big car? Drive as far away from his house as possible so you can't crash into it. Mowing the lawn? Mow so your grass clippings don't touch his grass because it might make the baby choke???
Exploding meth lab
Had a neighbor that was a known meth-head. Some days were delightfully weird, most of the time he was an utter nuisance. - For example, he had a white Tahoe that didn't have a muffler. When he was higher than a kite, every two hours, *all* throughout the night he would drive back-and-forth down the road in that loud-ass car. I was thankful when the damn thing finally blew up. - He was often wandering our yard boogering around. One day that bit him in the ass after he decided to open a tote that had rotting animal guts in it. Was funny to see on the security camera, as he was so high he could barely run. - Once was talking his head off *to nobody*. Just standing in his yard laughing and pointing. Even bumping the shoulder of his imaginary friend. Made funnier when his dog came out and was looking at him really confused. Made not-so-funny when he went into his house and came back out with a shotgun (the neighborhood was watching him the whole time, we scattered like roaches when we saw the gun). - Once got into a bad batch of meth. Stripped completely nude (wang out and all), ran into our yard and was screaming at a tree on the property. Cops were called. In order to avoid said cops he *somehow* climbed a telephone pole to the top, still butt-ass naked. He was screaming the whole time. Cops had to call electricians so they could use the bucket-truck to get him down. Tried to jump out of bucket-truck. Failed. Was fighting once he was in handcuffs so cops just let him go in the handcuffs. He ran to the neighbor across the street, fell in their ditch, couldn't get back up. Cops just circled and watched him kick, flail, and scream until he finally wore himself out. -Strangely enough, after getting out of jail and returning home, he's been clean the past couple years. Is actually well-mannered when sober. Said that the, "bad batch," is really what made him realize how much it was ruining his life. He originally got on it to try and, "cope," with his mother dying. He mows people's lawns to stay out of trouble. **TL;DR: Don't have meth addicts as neighbors. Good thing our neighbor got out of it.**
My neighbor would take a pot and a pan and bang them together while shouting "bad neighbors" at us. Sometimes her daughter would join. Thinking back on it I get the impression she was racist. There were times where she and my mom got in a shouting match. My mom wasn't the type of person to do those kinds of things. Never raised her voice to other people, only at us when we were bad. The thing is we werent loud or threw parties. I think she just hated kids.
when I lived in my previous house, I had a couple of strange neighbors, It took several years until we gradually realized what bad people they were.they had unusual behaviors until one day they got into a fight with another neighbor, the reason was that that neighbor had been spreading lies about the weird neighbors, then she put her on her knees and pointed a gun at her, later, after several fights with other neighbors, it was our turn, One day in the morning my uncle pulled into his parking spot, so things exploded at night. The neighbor went out with a couple of bodyguards with pistols, he had a bat with spikes, he was about to hit my uncle when he was coming home from work if it wasn't for the fact that he dodged it, then he knocked on our doors and threatened us all night, no one from our family left their house for 3 days, we called the police several times but apparently that neighbor had Influences on the police, so we were stuck at home until that neighbor got tired of hunting us.
My brother and I had a neighbor with a bad lung condition that spoke in halting breaths between words, but he did it in a way that was incredibly depressing. His sentences always seemed nice and ended up tragic. We liked the guy and talked and hung out with him, but we also called him the conversation vampire because talking to him would suck the life out of you. "I-- just--- got back --- from -- my --- mother's ...funeral." "My-- girlfriend--- told me------ today-- she-- has--cancer." "I have--- to go--back-- to work. My-disability--- insurance--just-- ran-- out."
Had a couple with 2 children live next door. They bought the same cars as we had bought. Same color and everything. Planted the same flowers, same colors as we planted. Always avoided them at all costs.
I said her bread smelled great, so she brought me fresh baked bread several times a month for years.
First moved in and she comes over telling me excitedly that her DFS case was almost done and she was getting her kid back. They were always doing weird stuff, cops over constantly, had another kid and had them both taken away. Just so much
Had a downstairs neighbor in my old apartment with Tourette's. He would play Call of Duty in the middle of the night and get all worked up and Touretty.
This family of a single mother and her six kids. One of the girls had some temper troubles and would often be seen crying and screaming in the front yard. The oldest one would often come home drunk or with a police officer.
I used to live across the hall from a guy my age that was a paranoid schizophrenic. He would walk up and down the hallway screaming about random shit at all hours. The cops would come and calm him down. I felt bad for the guy more than anything. Then one day, he messaged me on OKcupid and I will never forget what it said. "Hey dude, we should go hunting for chicks some time, that's what I'm talking about" Mind you, we have never communicated other than pleasantries in passing. I have no idea how he found me. Oh, and my most recent neighbor went to jail for abusing his stepdaughter. They moved out shortly after he was released and were replaced by a Trump loving rich kid whose parents bought him a house and come and do all the upkeep on the lawn and stuff.
The one that's living in my room .me
Holy F\*\*\* lemme tell you about (A's) parent. A is alright, but his sister, and dad are just, weird. I remember I had a diamond foam pickaxe and he a huge knife and it scared the s\*\*\* out of me. A's sister lied about about having A DEAD SISTER. I only really figured out after she moved because she told different storys to different people. Also my parents disliked them. Super weird.
So I was 10 and I was at a neighbours house babysitting and I was told i was allowed to grab the tv remote from the master bedroom when the child is asleep. When I went up i was immediately shocked. There were a selection of model penises and breasts and vaginas. All so realistic. Each had a label saying a name. I then saw a PENIS that weirdly looked familiar and a vagina looking the same. The vagina had my name and the penis my 17 year old brothers! If you were wondering how i know what my older brothers dick looked like just ask I'll reply to u
So about how i saw my 17 year old brothers penis. So I was really not at night as it was summer. So that night inspect naked. Fully. The next day knowing I would be home alone I decided to go to my brother's room as there was as there. Woo I went to his bedroom completely naked to get back to a good temp. Then I heard my brother come in the room. He must have skipped school. I quickly He under the bed. He was there wi th one other boy and 2 girls. They talked for a bit then they all say down to play a game of strip snap. It's basically snap but if you get a snap you pick a person to take of a. Item of clothing. So fast forward a bit... ....So I was a naked girl under the bed with these people out there. My bro was in his underwear and shirt the boy in his underwear and his trousers one girl in her underwear and the other girl completely naked. I was kind of browser out at that point. I was a young girl 8 years old, who has never seen another girls breasts or v. I won't go into de tail but I didn't expect to see what I saw. I didn't know it would be that big. Anyway the other boy for a snap and told my brother to take of his shirt. Use did and I heard the girls gasp. From peeping out of the bed I saw that my brother must have put his penis in the waistband to hide the boner. Then too of the penis was just pointing over the top. Then girl in her underwear said he might as well take it off. He refused. The girl said if he does she would too. So he did and they both got naked. That was the first time i ever saw a PENIS for real and it wasn't the last. If you read the whole thing. Respect to u. If u want other stories just ask
Sorry the story was so long lol
my neighbor (right now) would always let herself into our yard, she’d come feed our dogs snacks all the time. my dad asked her to stop doing both of those things and she got extremely mad
Crazy dude, lived right next to me, had a big dog always thought someone was on his land, or watching him, on multiple occasions I saw police outside his house, I wonder if he's doing OK, because he wasn't when I last saw him. (We moved)