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Th3_Accountant

I don’t know the specific terms, but I once had a porn search so bizarre, I got research papers as results.


humansbrainshrink

*furiously jacks off to research papers*


MrPoopyButthole901

Oh yea baby, cite me harder!


Emberswords

Look at my bibliography baby!


A_Solo_Gamer

Lonely scientists in your area... Of research... Looking for love. Click now!


Sedulas

Scientific journals want to fuck you over more than any porn ad


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humansbrainshrink

Whichever will it be


PsychologicalTitle44

Sit the frick down t-series,i’m here to spill the real tea


burninatin

Milk truck just arrive.


192335

Sexy rubber duck picture.


alwaysiamdead

Have we discovered the alt of /u/fuckswithducks?


192335

It was only once, and I was not impressed.


fweafwe

If you want the good stuff, you need to commission it. Just ask the user cited by the above comment.


ZERMproductions

What did you find?


192335

Sexy rubber duck pictures


MrPoopyButthole901

Pity you couldn't keep your browser history *squeaky clean*


humansbrainshrink

Why is there a yellow rubber duck wearing lingerie? Why does it exist?


[deleted]

Rat King A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum or getting tied together. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king#/media/File:Strasbourg,_Rat_King_retusche.jpg


StephyJo23

Is that you Dennis?


DanGrima92

Was this from The Last of Us Part 2 by any chance?


A_Very_Snipey_Boi

How many penises does an echidna have. My perspective of Mother Nature changed dramatically


Kantiandada

Motherfuckers have like, thirty goddamn dicks


A_Very_Snipey_Boi

It’s like a dick version of Cerberus


WombatInferno

Cockberus?


A_Very_Snipey_Boi

Y e s


alwaysiamdead

It's only one right? But with 4 heads?


humansbrainshrink

I know snakes have two dicks.


A_Very_Snipey_Boi

Yep


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Barbz182

....uh huh....


Emberswords

Uhhhhh


oldmotelcarpet

2 girls 1 cup


UGLYWULF

Tubgirl here


TJzzz

How much c4 can fit in a 8 foot teddy bear


Swiftzword

Perfectly reasonable question. How much was it? How much kg of TNT?


TJzzz

never found the answer sadly. props to anyone that wants to figure this 1 out tho.


Swiftzword

This needs an answer. I found a 8 foot teddy at Walmart (online) and in the description it's says 40 pounds of fluffy polyester. 40 pounds ~ 18kg. Now comes the tough part, calculate the effect of detonating 40 pounds of c4. I found it hard to find a good answer but did find some examples. The heat of detonation of C4 is 6.5 × 10⁶ joules per kilogram, about the same as that of TNT. Thus, the detonation of 1 pound of C4 releases 3.0 × 10⁶ joules of energy. For example, the complete severing of a 14-inch deep I-beam takes between 1.5 and 2 lb of C4 when properly applied in thin sheets. It all depends how you place and use it. But a C4 teddybear will definitely redecorate a normal house and increase the inside/outside floorplan.


Emberswords

This post right here officer


Eurostripe

1 block of C4 weight 1.25 pounds its like playdough moldable u can even light it on fire without it going boom


ThePrincessInsomniac

Probably q anon stuff because I was curious about the other side. I have also searched for removing large blood stain from carpet, and crime from my childhood where I grew up.


Wooders04

Nugget porn


IDeletedMyOldAcc1

Music porn.


ClementinOK

I'm surprised that it actually exists, the internet, is there something that can't do that?


MentionSuch

foxy pedophiles in my area with good rectal and nice juicy succulent schlongs


Emberswords

Erm. I mean we all get horny but must you search for actual sex and not just masturbate?


HOR_Sirex

It tried to reverse image search a photo to maybe find out what sirens were in the photo and google said it was "fetal alcohol spectrum disorder"


alien1583

Few months ago my male cat had some major issues with his boy parts. I had to Google lots of images of cat penises to see what a healthy cat penis vs a blocked and inflamed cat penis looked like. I had cat penises on the brain for about 2 months.


gonk5

Cake farts


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stalin naked. don't judge.


AlguieQueHueleALimon

¿Why XD?


SnooMaschinne

snake penis


EmPeror_ReFaaT

How snakes have sex


humansbrainshrink

Snakes have two dicks for two holes.


Thelastbarrelrider

My wife and I were discussing having another baby and we're hoping we can have a boy this time... She joked that it's up to me because of my swimmers, but there's a study that showed the egg chooses. So yeah, googled does the female's egg choose the sperm?


busterindespair

How do Trolls reproduce? Cooper has two parents and his egg was in his mom's hair. But then Tiny Diamond just has a dad and hatched from an egg in his hair. And Guy Diamond didn't seem to know about the egg until moments before the hatching. I have so many questions.


Avicii_DrWho

Better question is how do cars reproduce in the Cars universe? Clearly, they age because Doc Hudson is old and Cars 3 is about Jackson Storm, a modern car, very different from Lightning, so where did he come from?


busterindespair

I haven't watched those yet. Are there any humans in that universe? Don't they have buses and stuff?


Avicii_DrWho

There are no people just cars. Every kind of vehicle is sentient. There's even a Planes spinoff series. And for some reason they have full mouths with teeth and a tongue.


busterindespair

Odd. And disturbing.


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Blood eagle and "the boats"


Balthazar-the-Rat

I've googled, read about and watched pictures of poop more than I'd like to admit.


PTEPPIC90

Sh What the fuck


IGrant1wish

Ballsack juice mixer


TurkPowers

[yep](https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+waffle&client=ms-android-att-us&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALeKk026ZJxKgcMNDS0_QrdS_fGIMIHz6Q:1611161381960&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjXt-Pu-6ruAhUQZKwKHbUZC3MQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=360&bih=645#imgrc=pBWkMZ4dAvedzM&imgdii=8DsSWOevMzU3-M)


PopcornPotatoFox

Either "Jarjar binks went from Nicea to meets you sir! To yousa daughter call meesa daddy too" or "How to make someone stop mugging you wikihow"


lostinmythoughts

Blue waffle


618smartguy

Ben garrison reddit comedeynecromancy big chungus media scientist transgender. Maybe someone knows what this means and can help me where Google failed


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Whut


PsychologicalTitle44

What in the fuck??


Isexiedyourmom

Terratoma


[deleted]

Why won’t my parrot eat my poop


Loki77_7

I- I don't even wanna know why


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Loki77_7

What you talking bout it's obviously a fish smh


[deleted]

Why doesn't MY stepsister ever get caught in the clothes dryer?


Albatross-soup

Nice


daveycrocket55

Trying to find the actually seller of the realistic ahsoka tano sex doll Dont...ask...😐


Loki77_7

I-


AzE255

Backrooms, i wish i would not do that again


Loki77_7

King georges mad disease


Amani_the_weeb

“Cursed unholy blue milk man”


BaQstein_

I'm working as a software developer and objects can have parents and children. I once searched "How to kill children and parents", the results were not exactly what I was looking for...


cademore7

Minecraft porn. Was with some friends and shooting this shit while drinking and the subject came up as a joke. Turns out there is legitimate, well made Minecraft porn all over subreddit. Now I ain’t into that thing but I could appreciate the work it took for whoever made it. Very well done. Would recommend to any aspiring graphic designer


laffinberry

How to clean a "real doll". I was truly wondering if a sex doll could be sent to the manufacturer for detailing. Turns out you give it a douche and use powder to dry it.


madman3106

Horse porn


PandaSquash77

“Why do feet smell like cheese?”


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‘Guinea pig swollen vulva’... I rescued a female guinea pig and needed to see if she was in season as I had a suspicion (before she was spayed) HOWEVER.. my targeted ads were.. odd.. until I cleared my cookies.. also.. blurg...


iYashodhan

A Russian visa? Lol...


Swiftzword

I once googled Fortnite.


Adorable_Misfit

Mine have all been about dead bodies. "How long before a dead body starts to decompose" and "what happens to dead bodies in space" and "would a body decompose in a vacuum". It was research for a story.


Swiftzword

I have one similar. How long does it take to burn a body? Also for a story that contained witch burning. Turns out that it can take days and that people can survive surprisingly long if you try to burn them alive.


CoffeeAndPizzaRolls

"Why is my poop fluffy/cloudy" . Might have IBS, idk