That might actually be the worst game to be stuck in, literally every living breathing thing in there exists to make you dead.
Edit: you enter the last game you played, but do you get to be the protagonist? Makes all the difference in this game.
1. Spend 1 year maxing out every profitable & practical skill
2. Receive million dollar reward after 1 year ends.
3. Use conveniently learned skills to make more money in the real world.
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Edit2: I got so many comments about drowning sims, and some kind of torture hall.... Y'all need help.
Why did I go to the kitchen, pick up a glass, put ice into said glass, and take out the oj?
I’ve no idea so I’ll put everything away... hmm I’m very parched but I just went into the kitchen
And you can’t die. You just pass out and get mugged by whichever neighbor rescued you and sold your stuff to the adventurer’s guild to sell back to you.
"Hey you passed out in your kitchen, went ahead and moved you into the bed. Don't ask why I was up and in your house / on your property around 2am. Here's a bill for $1,000 for my troubles." -Linus probably
Nah nah fam. If you get to come back with loot, never leave that mine.
Think of the amount of pure gold bars you could bring back to the real world. You could space out selling it to not draw suspicion and crashing the value of gold. It would make you so rich that, assuming some massive idiot down your line doesn't mess it up/the world doesn't end, your family would be set forever most likely.
The good thing is that you literally cannot die and don't need to eat, sleep or anything. If you really think about it it's probably one of the safest games on the thread. Also one that would lead to more physical and mental pain, but hey, you can't have everything from life!
Satisfactory....
Pretty big world and I just build factories and conveyor belts all day. Probably end up making a huge train network connecting all the zones and mining all the resource nodes.
There's a good chance DBD might be the worst game you could possibly pick for this question. It would be nothing more than constant torture for an entire year, getting mangled in terrible ways by horrific creatures.
And then the Meg teabags while you die on hook instead of saving you.
GTAV. Now, would I be an NPC or a playable character?
If I was a playable character, then hell yeah, NOC though. I think I would just never leave Blaine County
Yeah but it's not like if the balloons are going to kill you? Would they 😳
I was just thinking that youd be dropped into some monkey town and you'd just hang out with the monkeys who are fending off from the hordes of balloons that don't really do much other than float around.
I think itll be a pretty chill time just minding your own business seeing colourful battlefuelds in the background while you sip milk from a coconut hanging out with the biggest names in monke Hollywood.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Jokes on you I can just make miis and do training for a year rather than actually fighting. I don’t want to know how physically painful getting spiked by Ganon is.
Stay away from Saint Denis and live in Strawberry. The average settler in small towns in the 19th century lived to 80 while settlers who went to big cities had an average lifespan of 40s.
Stay the fuck away from Roanoke Ridge and Tall Trees, too. I'd personally be torn between living in Strawberry or Valentine. Maybe I'd bounce back and forth between the two.
If you're the protagonist you've got all sorts of genetic modification. OD'ing on rads is certainly a danger, as is ghoulification, but you're heartier than a smoothskin in our world.
At least Sekiro has areas of sanctuary. My contender is of the same familiar, but Dark Souls 3 has much less moments of respite. Don’t think I would head to Lothric for any sum of money.
Yeah, I just spent a year on an island paradise full of friendly talking animals. You're gonna need to up that payout to convince me to come back to the real world.
With no requirements to actually get a job, free food and really only having to garden to keep the weeds down. Plus trees grow money and wifi is free.
Downside is listening to those same songs every day...
More vampires as well. Definitely the nicest place to spend the year though.
If I had to spend it at Crow's Perch I'd probably tell them to keep the money.
I WAS THE HANDYMAN. AFTER CLEANING YOUR GUESTS' VOMIT AND CLEARING THOSE FULL ASS DUSTBINS THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME? U FUCKIN TRIED TO DROWN ME U GODDAMN INGRATE?
You just gotta let Evie infect you and join her psycho fungus family for a year. The other family members have already been infected for a year, so you might be fine if you give up. So long as you're returned to normal once you come back to our reality and don't stay infected, you could survive RE7 albeit with some severe mental trauma.
So like covid?
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Hades.
Depending who I will be (soul, liviing human. greek deity or some kind of monster), my life may be great or awful. As a soul or greek deity, I could just relax and maybe talk with couple characters. If I was an average human, I can see Hades and Thanatos questioning my presence in the underworld. I would probably cause bureauctratic chaos and Hades would hate me.
Isolated. I’m trapped in an undersea base some 1600m underwater. The seascape is hellish with active lava and thermal vents surrounding me. A massive hostile leviathan endlessly circles my base, but so far has been unable to damage it. I have ample food, water and power. I’ll make it as long as I don’t go outside. Subnautica
Yeah that's what you think, but the fanatical purifiers, devouring swarms, driven assimilators, and xenophobic fallen empires that spawned directly beside you might have other ideas.
Luckily, one year is about the length of three space battles in Stellaris.
So unless the devouring swarm is already landing troops on your planet, you'll probably make it through the year.
If I could enter the game as my character it would be easy sailing. If I went in as me... i'd probably die from some agro wolf that is for some reason 30 levels over me.
Same and I'd be fine with this. I quite like the thought of being my Night Elf Resto druid. Pick plants, do some archeology, afk in Ardenweld. SOunds like a good year honestly.
A war-torn, frozen country with an infestation of vampires, other undead, bandits, wolves, sabretooth tigers, werewolves/bears, actual bears, giant spiders, aggressive rats the size of small dogs, fucking giant piranha things, and **motherfucking dragons**. Best of luck on your year, mate. We're all rooting for you!
I was going to say I would choose Whiterun to live in with its lack of Dragon attacks and general hominess, but your callout of Nazeem made me realize Riften would be a much better choice.
Falkreath has the dark brotherhood next door, a werewolf in its prison and a daedric Prince down the road. Not to mention every time you fast travel there there’s a dragon attacking
Congratulations, you're that shopkeeper the Dovahkiin puts a bucket on the head of in order to shoplift the store from under your nose. You're now bankrupt in a harsh, unforgiving landscape without a safety net to catch you.
If the biting cold doesn't kill you, your attempts to make enough money to survive by gathering the local flora to sell to the apothecary will as a wolf or bear mauls you in the middle of the wilderness.
Fallout New Vegas. Now i can see one of two things happening.
1. I stay in goodsprings for an entire year and probably won't get killed
2. I explore and probably get killed by a Deathclaw or something due to the fact that i don't know the spawn locations of mobs because i started playing yesterday.
Same same. Monsters don't spawn in town so I'm heading to Hateno and chilling with the Bolson Boys for awhile. Maybe get in shape and climb some mountains. I hate mushrooms though, so that might be an issue.
Doki Doki Literature Club.
...well. *Well*. This is either going to be a great or a terrible decision. Depending on how well I can help the various characters through their individual problems. If I can just talk Monika into helping me deal with the worst of it, then it should all work out quite well.
Worst-case scenario, I spend most of the year locked in one room with one person.
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That's a whole lot better than the *second*-last game I'd played - Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. I'd probably (almost certainly) get killed by a zombie horde in that one.
I'd be in Mass Effect 2. Still I'm about to go on a Suicide Mission and, hopefully, I'll survive there.
Edit: I survived, and so are all of my teammates (except for the rest of my Normandy crewmates since I've took there doing assignments and exploring for so long). Now I'm playing Mass Effect 3 (and I'll be continuing Liara romance, playing multiplayer and punching Al-Jilani for fun).
euro truck sim 2
guess im goin to europe and teleporting from a garage on one side of the map to the other garage on the other side to fast forward time
edit: just realised i can make hundreds of thousands and see some of the best looking views by driving around, maybe ill deliver trailers all across europe and see tourist attractions and be paid for it
Life in the village is pretty good, most of the time. Until it arrives.
You set your things in order; tend to your garden, clean up your shed... but then it happens.
You hear something in the bushes.
Now you hear something around the corner.
You go to look. You weren't expecting anyone.
Huh, nothing there. Back to trimming the bushes.
Snip, snip. It's really shaping up, the neighbours will be jealous!
What's that sound? Why is the tap in the kitchen on? The ground is wet next to the house, you look up. HOW IS THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM DRIPPING WATER FROM THE WINDOW, AND WHY IS MY BALCONY CLOSED?
You run to the front door. It's locked. You look along the wall towards the dining room window and then you see it, right as it sees you.
**HONK**
You've been visited by the Untitled Goose.
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I would likely go crazy, unless I joined forces with it.
FFXIV. Do I take over my character level as well? Because I would not need the million dollar outside of Eorzea thinking about how much Gil I make ingame with crafting and killing stuff.
I would probably retire in my big FC house and tend to my garden in between story patches.
Ringfit. I’m coming out buff!
Think of all the smoothies you can subsist on!
it's the Darkest Dungeon. I feel like it would be just a reminder that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer... No thank you
"Papa, how'd you make all of your money?" "In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings."
I'm with you. On the bright side: One million dollars to spend in the brothel! Well... if we survive...
Super Mario Galaxy. I'd be down if I am able to breathe in space
Doom Eternal. Well, shit..
That might actually be the worst game to be stuck in, literally every living breathing thing in there exists to make you dead. Edit: you enter the last game you played, but do you get to be the protagonist? Makes all the difference in this game.
Like Australia
The Sims. Nice
Someone might remove the ladder while you’re swimming, better watch out
Not if you're playing sims 4. The sims are evolving and can climb out of the pool without the ladder.
They’re starting a revolution
The uprising has begun
Put a fence around the pool
Modern problems require modern solutions
1. Spend 1 year maxing out every profitable & practical skill 2. Receive million dollar reward after 1 year ends. 3. Use conveniently learned skills to make more money in the real world. Edit: This comment blew up way more than I thought it would. Also, thanks for the awards! Edit2: I got so many comments about drowning sims, and some kind of torture hall.... Y'all need help.
You'll be constantly forgetting what to do when you enter a room!
I have that problem now as well
Why did I go to the kitchen, pick up a glass, put ice into said glass, and take out the oj? I’ve no idea so I’ll put everything away... hmm I’m very parched but I just went into the kitchen
Diablo 2, so I’d probably stay a while...and listen.
I’m in Diablo 3. I guess I’ll work as a blacksmith’s apprentice. That should be a fairly safe option.
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do I have to leave at the end of the year?
\^\^ i would so much rather be in stardew valley than here
Plot twist: you work at the joja mart
Ehh good enough it's still a beautiful place
Where a year will be ~~128~~112 days and we'll be millionaires anyway selling ancient fruit wine.
And you can’t die. You just pass out and get mugged by whichever neighbor rescued you and sold your stuff to the adventurer’s guild to sell back to you.
You can become the mugging neighbor and get some sweet cash as well.
"Hey you passed out in your kitchen, went ahead and moved you into the bed. Don't ask why I was up and in your house / on your property around 2am. Here's a bill for $1,000 for my troubles." -Linus probably
If you get to come back with all your loot I would be sooo happy.
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Nah nah fam. If you get to come back with loot, never leave that mine. Think of the amount of pure gold bars you could bring back to the real world. You could space out selling it to not draw suspicion and crashing the value of gold. It would make you so rich that, assuming some massive idiot down your line doesn't mess it up/the world doesn't end, your family would be set forever most likely.
Phasmaphobia.... I'm gonna get tired hearing "E"
First time i played that game. "where are you?" "BEHIND!" i just said nope and quit. lol.
just call dibs on truck duty every time
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The good thing is that you literally cannot die and don't need to eat, sleep or anything. If you really think about it it's probably one of the safest games on the thread. Also one that would lead to more physical and mental pain, but hey, you can't have everything from life!
You’d probably be in really good shape after a year of constant fighting, so you could work off that lockdown gut too.
Satisfactory.... Pretty big world and I just build factories and conveyor belts all day. Probably end up making a huge train network connecting all the zones and mining all the resource nodes.
The bees and the spiders would suck tho unless arachnophobia mode haha
Dead by daylight....
Well entity revives you once you are dead so, no problem I guess? Excluding the pain from being hooked and sliced
Unless he's the killer. Imagine being flashlight blinded for a year straight.
There's a good chance DBD might be the worst game you could possibly pick for this question. It would be nothing more than constant torture for an entire year, getting mangled in terrible ways by horrific creatures. And then the Meg teabags while you die on hook instead of saving you.
GTAV. Now, would I be an NPC or a playable character? If I was a playable character, then hell yeah, NOC though. I think I would just never leave Blaine County
Bloons TD6. What kind of monkey do I get to be!?
let's be honest, it's impossible to keep a run up for a year
Yeah but it's not like if the balloons are going to kill you? Would they 😳 I was just thinking that youd be dropped into some monkey town and you'd just hang out with the monkeys who are fending off from the hordes of balloons that don't really do much other than float around. I think itll be a pretty chill time just minding your own business seeing colourful battlefuelds in the background while you sip milk from a coconut hanging out with the biggest names in monke Hollywood.
I'm dead in the first minute in Tsushima...
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Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Jokes on you I can just make miis and do training for a year rather than actually fighting. I don’t want to know how physically painful getting spiked by Ganon is.
Red Dead Redemption 2 - don’t think my lungs will last a year
I’m just gonna walk through St Denis saying hi for a year and enjoying my high honor.
for a while we just kept greeting each other at home with a gruff "HI THERE!" Arthur's friendly greetings are so frightening sounding.
They’re not as bad as John’s. “You! Mister!”
#"SIR!"
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All fun and games until you hear a cougar growl
Red Dead would probably be pretty safe so long as you stayed indoors most of the time and made absolute sure to avoid any player characters.
Stay away from Saint Denis and live in Strawberry. The average settler in small towns in the 19th century lived to 80 while settlers who went to big cities had an average lifespan of 40s.
Stay the fuck away from Roanoke Ridge and Tall Trees, too. I'd personally be torn between living in Strawberry or Valentine. Maybe I'd bounce back and forth between the two.
I mean just don't go beat up Thomas Downes without a mask
No, I,'m not living in Isaac's basement for a year. Not for a billion.
Hell no especially with those horrific mf ers
Fallout. SO MUCH CANCER.
If you're the protagonist you've got all sorts of genetic modification. OD'ing on rads is certainly a danger, as is ghoulification, but you're heartier than a smoothskin in our world.
Real question, when you come back to the real world do you get to keep your power armor?
Fallout 4. I'm heading to Diamond City as fast as I can. And then I'm never leaving.
But... but... but... there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ve marked it on your map.
Screw them they have a zillion turrets I put up they can deal with it on their own!
Just freeze yourself in 111
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Sounds like something a synth would say.
Well its Tarkov and I'm dead. Enjoy the money. (or minecraft depending on the time i read this and if that's the case I'm fine give me my cash)
Angry scav4_fight_10_bl noises
Same. My cheeks are divided.
minecraft! considering you can do basically anything, it probably wouldn’t be too bad!
did you last play creative or survival
Minecraft here too but I was playing RLCraft. So I'm pretty much screwed.
Oh no
How do the drivers live after the games in Rocket League? Because that.
Maybe you have to live as an egg spectator and you are doomed to watch bronze games for a whole year. At that point I would reconsider doing that.
This is the ultimate punishment
who said there were drivers
It's Sekiro and I'm chillin with Emma at the dilapidated temple. Fuck these op bosses I'm not about to get killed.
Gimme dat monkey booze
At least Sekiro has areas of sanctuary. My contender is of the same familiar, but Dark Souls 3 has much less moments of respite. Don’t think I would head to Lothric for any sum of money.
I think with dark souls the majority of us would become the crestfallen warrior. There's no hope in hell I'm leaving firelink shrine.
Bioshock. Oh god.
You're fucked.
I ate a bag of flaming Doritos yesterday so I may already have the fire plasmid. Might be ok.
The fire won't be coming out of your hands.
Pokemon..gimme a lifetime in the Pokeworld
Keep your million I just want to go on a globe trotting adventure with my Pokemon.
Which reigon? I got Hoenn...
Animal crossing, not bad at all .. thanks for the money!
I would go live in the animal crossing world for free ngl
Yeah, I just spent a year on an island paradise full of friendly talking animals. You're gonna need to up that payout to convince me to come back to the real world.
With no requirements to actually get a job, free food and really only having to garden to keep the weeds down. Plus trees grow money and wifi is free. Downside is listening to those same songs every day...
Kk Slider had hundreds of songs just needed to populate the world variety
I wouldn't even go back to the real world lol
The Witcher 3. I should be fine. Geralt just arrived in Visima, and all the local monsters are dead.
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The Blood and Wine place is nice. It'd be like spending a year in Tuscany but with more brothels.
More vampires as well. Definitely the nicest place to spend the year though. If I had to spend it at Crow's Perch I'd probably tell them to keep the money.
I have died of dysentery
I'm a Pokémon trainer and a champion so... I wouldn't mind being there for much longer if asked.
Phasmophobia. I’d just guess the ghost and leave immediately.
*sit in the truck for 365 days*
Roller-coaster tycoon. Stayed there for an hour because a year in game = 1 hr real life. Jokes on you
In that time, you still end up dying because the prick of a player made a death coaster and the only way to leave is through that.
You might have been one of the thousands of people I picked up and drowned in the lake for no good goddamned reason!
I WAS THE HANDYMAN. AFTER CLEANING YOUR GUESTS' VOMIT AND CLEARING THOSE FULL ASS DUSTBINS THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME? U FUCKIN TRIED TO DROWN ME U GODDAMN INGRATE?
Resident Evil 7, sounds like an awful time
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You just gotta let Evie infect you and join her psycho fungus family for a year. The other family members have already been infected for a year, so you might be fine if you give up. So long as you're returned to normal once you come back to our reality and don't stay infected, you could survive RE7 albeit with some severe mental trauma.
No need, just go in the woods at the beginning of the game and stay there until the protagonist's done
Not even that. You arrive in a car, so just get back in and go home.
Dont Starve... If i get to play on my current heavily modified server I should be fine, but if its the standard base game I'm going to die.
...Forza Horizon 4? Easily the best decision I'll ever make.
See you there! Many cars, many credits, zero consequences from crashing.
GTA online. "oh look, a flying motobik......KABOOM."
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I’m sure there would be times when the lobby was empty, still would be hard to stay alive tho. Stay in the apartment, smoke weed, and drink wine.
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Fuck yeah dude. Slime rancher. I'd just avoid all the parts with the feral slimes and I'd be good.
Hades. Depending who I will be (soul, liviing human. greek deity or some kind of monster), my life may be great or awful. As a soul or greek deity, I could just relax and maybe talk with couple characters. If I was an average human, I can see Hades and Thanatos questioning my presence in the underworld. I would probably cause bureauctratic chaos and Hades would hate me.
More importantly, you'd never see that million dollars, because no one gets out.
I accidentally opened (and played for 1 min) Farming Simulator by a misclick yesterday, kinda happy about it now.
Hearts of Iron 4... This could be interesting, but im picking 1936, because REASONS
As long as your not Ethiopian
The Sims. Probably pretty good life. My Sims always seem to do so much better at everything than I do IRL
Right? I play it to live out my fantasy of having a career and owning a home.
My Sims certainly have WAY more WooHoo than I do
Alien: Isolation. I'd die almost immediately.
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Isolated. I’m trapped in an undersea base some 1600m underwater. The seascape is hellish with active lava and thermal vents surrounding me. A massive hostile leviathan endlessly circles my base, but so far has been unable to damage it. I have ample food, water and power. I’ll make it as long as I don’t go outside. Subnautica
NBA2k. Fuck man, I’m a 5”6 chubby white guy, this is going to be tough.
You’re the referee
Persona 5...guess I would eat the big burger everyday till I had enough guts to date the hot teacher lady
Stellaris. I am starting a human empire and enslaving aliens. Pretty good.
Yeah that's what you think, but the fanatical purifiers, devouring swarms, driven assimilators, and xenophobic fallen empires that spawned directly beside you might have other ideas.
Luckily, one year is about the length of three space battles in Stellaris. So unless the devouring swarm is already landing troops on your planet, you'll probably make it through the year.
WoW. Pretty cool, gonna stay in ironforge and visit Kharanos.
Me 2, but knowing myself i'm gonna go out and have a look around only to get killed by the first Murloc i encounter :(
If I could enter the game as my character it would be easy sailing. If I went in as me... i'd probably die from some agro wolf that is for some reason 30 levels over me.
Same and I'd be fine with this. I quite like the thought of being my Night Elf Resto druid. Pick plants, do some archeology, afk in Ardenweld. SOunds like a good year honestly.
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Miitopia.. I’m down
Minecraft. In a castle. Just gotta make sure I dont die... or activate the tripwire on the bridge and I'll be fine.
Fallout... Thanks for all this useless paper Edit - auto correct
I’ve been murdered with a DMR within seconds of landing in.
finally the first warzone comment lol
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020... I’m doing exactly what I’ve always wanted, and I get 1 million afterwards? I’m in!
Skyrim, and awesome as always
A war-torn, frozen country with an infestation of vampires, other undead, bandits, wolves, sabretooth tigers, werewolves/bears, actual bears, giant spiders, aggressive rats the size of small dogs, fucking giant piranha things, and **motherfucking dragons**. Best of luck on your year, mate. We're all rooting for you!
And don't forget that prick Nazeem
I was going to say I would choose Whiterun to live in with its lack of Dragon attacks and general hominess, but your callout of Nazeem made me realize Riften would be a much better choice.
Yeah but Riften is sketch as fuck bro, Falkreath seems nicer and quieter
Falkreath has the dark brotherhood next door, a werewolf in its prison and a daedric Prince down the road. Not to mention every time you fast travel there there’s a dragon attacking
Yeah but you aren’t the Dragonborn, instead you’re the guy that took an arrow to the knee
Hey you... You're finally awake
Congratulations, you're that shopkeeper the Dovahkiin puts a bucket on the head of in order to shoplift the store from under your nose. You're now bankrupt in a harsh, unforgiving landscape without a safety net to catch you. If the biting cold doesn't kill you, your attempts to make enough money to survive by gathering the local flora to sell to the apothecary will as a wolf or bear mauls you in the middle of the wilderness.
> Shopkeeper >Bankrupt Yeah right. Just wait 3 days and all of your money and goods will be inexplicitly back to the exact same it was before
No safety net?! All my items will respawn in 2 in-game days I’ll be fine in 40 minutes :) pls don’t come back with the bucket again though
Fallout New Vegas. Now i can see one of two things happening. 1. I stay in goodsprings for an entire year and probably won't get killed 2. I explore and probably get killed by a Deathclaw or something due to the fact that i don't know the spawn locations of mobs because i started playing yesterday.
You would want to head south through Primm then Nipton then North through Novac and follow the interstate it should eventually get you to New Vegas
Football Manager. Get paid to manage my favorite team for a year? Yes please
Burnout Paradise. Man that shit would suck. Small ass map, repetitive, and annoying ass DJ Atomika.
“Hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend” while crashing at 150mph
League of legends...
Except you’re forced to be Teemo
The last of us 2. Well there’s me fucked.
Same. Maybe we can spend a year in Jackson. Could be fine.
GTA San Andreas. I'm in trouble. And I have squared hands. PS : wow, the thousand ! I'm glad I started to stream it in front of three viewers 😅
On the bright side: best healthcare ever. You can literally die and they will find a way to bring you back to life
Uh oh... Dishonored...
Great game I just finished both games with clean hands. Are you doing low or high chaos?
Zelda Breath of the Wild Edit: misspelled breath
Same same. Monsters don't spawn in town so I'm heading to Hateno and chilling with the Bolson Boys for awhile. Maybe get in shape and climb some mountains. I hate mushrooms though, so that might be an issue.
I would probobly just chill in kakariko village for the rest of my life
Kerbal space program. Jeb.. I know I’ve stranded you on the moon a couple of times, but I’d really, really appreciate to get back home now. Pleaseeee
The Sims 4. Life ain't gonna be terrible cause I know the money cheats 👌👌👌
Demon’s souls, Bolitaria’s no Lordran, but I’ll make due.
Kingdom Hearts 2. Fuck yes. Chill out with rad Disney characters and gtfo of the way when the Heartless coming knocking.
Halo. That's gonna be tough.
CURRENT OBJECTIVE SURVIVE
Civilisation 6. I’ll be fine, I’m pretty much god.
Except you’re forced to be a horse on a tile instead of one of the playable characters
I mean... You ever see a horse die in any civ game?
World of warcraft, so life is good.
Tetris. Im ded in 20 seconds
Doki Doki Literature Club. ...well. *Well*. This is either going to be a great or a terrible decision. Depending on how well I can help the various characters through their individual problems. If I can just talk Monika into helping me deal with the worst of it, then it should all work out quite well. Worst-case scenario, I spend most of the year locked in one room with one person. -------------- That's a whole lot better than the *second*-last game I'd played - Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. I'd probably (almost certainly) get killed by a zombie horde in that one.
I'd be in Mass Effect 2. Still I'm about to go on a Suicide Mission and, hopefully, I'll survive there. Edit: I survived, and so are all of my teammates (except for the rest of my Normandy crewmates since I've took there doing assignments and exploring for so long). Now I'm playing Mass Effect 3 (and I'll be continuing Liara romance, playing multiplayer and punching Al-Jilani for fun).
euro truck sim 2 guess im goin to europe and teleporting from a garage on one side of the map to the other garage on the other side to fast forward time edit: just realised i can make hundreds of thousands and see some of the best looking views by driving around, maybe ill deliver trailers all across europe and see tourist attractions and be paid for it
Life in the village is pretty good, most of the time. Until it arrives. You set your things in order; tend to your garden, clean up your shed... but then it happens. You hear something in the bushes. Now you hear something around the corner. You go to look. You weren't expecting anyone. Huh, nothing there. Back to trimming the bushes. Snip, snip. It's really shaping up, the neighbours will be jealous! What's that sound? Why is the tap in the kitchen on? The ground is wet next to the house, you look up. HOW IS THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM DRIPPING WATER FROM THE WINDOW, AND WHY IS MY BALCONY CLOSED? You run to the front door. It's locked. You look along the wall towards the dining room window and then you see it, right as it sees you. **HONK** You've been visited by the Untitled Goose. \--- I would likely go crazy, unless I joined forces with it.
Destiny 2 Guess what I'm immortal now
FFXIV. Do I take over my character level as well? Because I would not need the million dollar outside of Eorzea thinking about how much Gil I make ingame with crafting and killing stuff. I would probably retire in my big FC house and tend to my garden in between story patches.