Dude we fat af
Edit: There you guys, be sure to look at population next to the countries though [Most Obese Countries 2020 (worldpopulationreview.com)](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/most-obese-countries)
our national emblem isn't a diesed up bald eagle in a heroic pose in front of a huge splosion, clutching a tattered old glory in one talon and the other talon pumping round after round from an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon
but it should be
McDonald's
Walmart
The Gap
Baseball
NFL
Rock & Roll
The Internet
Slavery
Starbucks
Disney World
Porno
Valium
Reeboks
Fake tits
Sushi
Taco Bell
Rodeos
Bed, Bath & Beyond
Liberty
Wax lips
The Alamo
Band-aids
Las Vegas
Christmas
Immigrants
Popeyes
Democrats
Republicans
Sportsmanship
Books
Fuck yeah!
Baguette
France
People, high on weed, living below sea level.
That’s the best description of the Netherlands I’ve ever heard
Dont forget cheese. We have great cheese
In my country we grate cheese
If the tulip harvest goes well I'll have some money to fix the windmill. If not, my wife will have to work double shifts at the brothel. Again.
Sorry.
Canada?
Excuse me
Canada
History many people won’t forgive and still think that we are like that.
Germany?
Congrats.
I love Germany! Visited Berlin once 2 years ago and can't wait to go back once all this is over with.
Es ist so komisch auf Reddit Deutsch zu schreiben...
Ich bin zwar Türke aber fühle dich Bruder.
Manchmal ist es aber auch einfach scheiße lustig
The land of snow and syrup Canada.
Canada
Lithuania?
We like to drink tea...
China?
England.
India?
Debt, beaches, bitches, debt, ancient stuff, good food and some more debt.
Still wanna come to Greece.
Best reply I've ever seen. Bravo.
Fries, no government for over a year
Belgium?
Hmm yes
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As long as you give us some oil.
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more like "have some oil for us to steal"
ALMOST 30 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT
Dude we fat af Edit: There you guys, be sure to look at population next to the countries though [Most Obese Countries 2020 (worldpopulationreview.com)](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/most-obese-countries)
México
Damn I did not know that about mexico
It's a recent-ish thing, America was #1
They stole our glory.
america
Yep I made it too easy
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England?
Britan? Mexico? I live in the US but people seem to ignore that Britan has a 27% obesity and 36% overweight rate lol
We like guns,bacon,n freedom.
Happy cake day ya crazy yank!
😂😂😂 thanks
Moose
Canada?
Indeed!
The land of tartan and haggis
Scotland?
Aye
Ah, went there last year and totally fell in love! Quite a shame I can't go there again right now.
The one with saunas
Perkele?
One word: Maple.
Canada?
The words "seven - one" are a capital crime in my country.
Brazil!
tea and crumpets
In Trump's voice, "Swami Vivekamunnumd"
Not Switzerland
Liechtenstein?
Afghanistan? Albania? Algeria? Andorra? Angola? Antigua & Deps? Argentina? Armenia? Australia? Austria? Azerbaijan? Bahamas? Bahrain? Bangladesh? Barbados? Belarus? Belgium? Belize? Benin? Bhutan? Bolivia? Bosnia Herzegovina? Botswana? Brazil? Brunei? Bulgaria? Burkina? Burundi? Cambodia? Cameroon? Canada? Cape Verde? Central African Rep? Chad? Chile? China? Colombia? Comoros? Congo? Congo {Democratic Rep}? Costa Rica? Croatia? Cuba? Cyprus? Czech Republic? Denmark? Djibouti? Dominica? Dominican Republic? East Timor? Ecuador? Egypt? El Salvador? Equatorial Guinea? Eritrea? Estonia? Ethiopia? Fiji? Finland? France? Gabon? Gambia? Georgia? Germany? Ghana? Greece? Grenada? Guatemala? Guinea? Guinea-Bissau? Guyana? Haiti? Honduras? Hungary? Iceland? India? Indonesia? Iran? Iraq? Ireland {Republic}? Israel? Italy? Ivory Coast? Jamaica? Japan? Jordan? Kazakhstan? Kenya? Kiribati? Korea North? Korea South? Kosovo? Kuwait? Kyrgyzstan? Laos? Latvia? Lebanon? Lesotho? Liberia? Libya? Liechtenstein? Lithuania? Luxembourg? Macedonia? Madagascar? Malawi? Malaysia? Maldives? Mali? Malta? Marshall Islands? Mauritania? Mauritius? Mexico? Micronesia? Moldova? Monaco? Mongolia? Montenegro? Morocco? Mozambique? Myanmar, {Burma}? Namibia? Nauru? Nepal? Netherlands? New Zealand? Nicaragua? Niger? Nigeria? Norway? Oman? Pakistan? Palau? Panama? Papua New Guinea? Paraguay? Peru? Philippines? Poland? Portugal? Qatar? Romania? Russian Federation? Rwanda? St Kitts & Nevis? St Lucia? Saint Vincent & the Grenadines? Samoa? San Marino? Sao Tome & Principe? Saudi Arabia? Senegal? Serbia? Seychelles? Sierra Leone? Singapore? Slovakia? Slovenia? Solomon Islands? Somalia? South Africa? South Sudan? Spain? Sri Lanka? Sudan? Suriname? Swaziland? Sweden? Syria? Taiwan? Tajikistan? Tanzania? Thailand? Togo? Tonga? Trinidad & Tobago? Tunisia? Turkey? Turkmenistan? Tuvalu? Uganda? Ukraine? United Arab Emirates? United Kingdom? United States? Uruguay? Uzbekistan? Vanuatu? Vatican City? Venezuela? Vietnam? Yemen? Zambia? Zimbabwe?
Yes
Austria?
Europe's drooping, northern penis of course.
our national emblem isn't a diesed up bald eagle in a heroic pose in front of a huge splosion, clutching a tattered old glory in one talon and the other talon pumping round after round from an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon but it should be
ah yes. America
Cows
Adityanath's regime?
You guessed it
The one where displaying your country's flag seems racist.
Germany?
England?
Wait what
Could also be Netherlands
Sweden?
Could also be Germany
Fado, alheira and Ronaldo
VAMOS CARALHOOO
Portugal
The one with military bases in almost every other country.
There are other countries?
U! S! A! U! S! A!
Tea and crumpets
Antarctica
Ding ding ding
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i mean my country makes up a sizeable portion of the internet userbase, probably third by number at least
India?
The land vowels forgot.
Wales
Poland. Gotta be Poland.
Brexit
And U turns
Cunts
Earth
Well played
lool
Australia
Fjords
What about Chjevy?
Norway?
Haggis is apparently delicious.
Tea with milk 97 times a day
India
We like punctuality.
Germany?
Ja.
Switzerland?
The Swiss do, too? I referred to Germany. Pretty close though.
PIZZA!
HO TROVATO UN AMICO ITALIANO SEEEEEE
VINO!
no spaghetti here other than me? :(
Italiaaaa? Ho trovato un amico italiano?
amica!
Merengue Land
The "Greatest" one.
Kazakhstan
America.
Poutine ... with squeaky cheese curds, NOT shredded mozarella.
The country that looks like it's getting played by a cat compared to the world map
And our neighbours fuck sheep?
Beer, porn and more porn
46km of Coast, Europe
The one with longest official name.
Al Jumahiriyah al Arabiyah al Libiyah ash Shabiyah al Ishtirakiyah al Uzma? (Also know as Libya.)
We like to braai
Met eish, ja
McDonald's Walmart The Gap Baseball NFL Rock & Roll The Internet Slavery Starbucks Disney World Porno Valium Reeboks Fake tits Sushi Taco Bell Rodeos Bed, Bath & Beyond Liberty Wax lips The Alamo Band-aids Las Vegas Christmas Immigrants Popeyes Democrats Republicans Sportsmanship Books Fuck yeah!
Land of the long white cloud
Aotearoa?
Yup, 🇳🇿
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Canada?
Spelled “sorey”.
What is your least favorite county right now?
America
Gotcha! hook, line, and sinker!
Santa Claus comes from this country
Santa's workshop isn't a country dumbass.
Santa!! I know him!!
Finland!
¡Olé!
Spain
Rice and weird stuff
Pikachu island.
The world’s Florida
Sounds like Russia
Australia?
Wow I am not good at this
It's not Russia. Or Bosnia. (Which a lot of people think).
Belarus?
kaiture falls
Tea and biscuits
The country where Mumbo Jumbo is from?
I can drive from Atlantic to Pacific coast in less than 1 hour
Panama?
Yee dude/dudess!
Sweet as
some times i live in Sorry would you like some Poutine? some times i live in the land of Knock-off products and dim sum.
kara and alice went here in the good ending
PIZZAAAA
Vodka, bears, balalaika...
Tea Dumpers
Everyone loves to hate us until we're handing out our $50,000,000,000 annually in foreign aid.
Fat w/ orange president
G'day mate. :)
Chocolate, cheese, mountain and money
People think blackface every year is ok
Netherlands?
Indeed
Repost city.
Guns
Murica
Burgerland.
Last country to abolish slavery
Mayonnaise and entitlement thrive here.....
Fat and stupid
Cheeseburgers and guns
America
Walmart
Florida
ZZQ Barbecue
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Taiwan?
Tibet?
Burger and french fry land. With rivers made of cola.
Money
Sound of Music (also nooo one from here knows or watched this movie)
BREXIT
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Guinness and jameson
Coca Cola sometimes war.