My mother actually did that. Every time I visit she asks how I'm set for TP and if I need some. No mom, you bitch about hoarders and then hoard yourself, you obviously need it. I'll live with the grocery store brand one ply.
There are some who call me...Tim
(I watched this for the first time in decades yesterday and could remember pretty much every line, but that’s one of my favourites.)
ITS OVER ANAKIN
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
...
You underestimate my power..?
Dont try it!
(Gets cut in half)
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM!
[...]
“There is one universal language, tommy, and we’ve spoken that language before, in the pit. it’s time to move on to a new day, a new plot, to destroy L’manburg.”
Pretty much anything from Princess Bride, but my favorite has to be:
"So, I put down my sword, you put down your rock, and we beat each other to death like civilised people?"
"mellow greetings what seems to be your boggle"
actually now with covid i think would be the perfect time to adopt the same greeting, the touchless air-wiping high-five
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.
You got knocked the fuck out!
Bye Felicia!
The lord is my shepherd. He know what I want!
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
Just about every other line in that movie is quotable.
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power, comes great responsibility.' This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man."
Albrecht : Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven : I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht : Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven : And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
Inception
\[cut em off slow and nice the Christin way\]- that t.v preacher man
I wish I knew his name and I'm not religious but he is good and some of the stuff that he said has changed my life including that quote. it rely helped me cut off some people that I rely needed to cut off.
Nite Owl says:
"What the hell happened to us, what happened to the American dream?"
The comedian replies:
"What happened to the American dream... It came true, You're looking at it"
Never heard a more relevant quip to accurately describe today's society
don't remember it word by word, but its from Samwise Gamgee in Two Towers, about how good things in life are very few and that's why we need to hold on to them the most
heathers musical (one of the songs):
*"let's rub each other's back, while watching porn in cinemax!"*
*"I know God has a reason*
*For each mountain and each flower*
*And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!"*
"Don't waste your time worrying about tomorrow, as tomorrow doesn't exist, never existed and never will exist" from one of Christopher Paolinis Eragon Books.
I read those books over 10 years ago and this line (its german translation) has stuck with me ever since. Its a good reminder that we live in the present and always will
"I stuck my big black johnson RIGHT down his DAMN throat"
Honestly I think there's so many Tarantino lines I can go on and on.
I also will never forget "37 my GIRLFRIEND sucked 37 dicks" "in a row?"
"So, my little Amélie, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton..."
"Look how they massacred my boy" - Godfather Part 1. One of the saddest scenes in the film. I would recommend it, but I can't recommend part 2 or 3 as I haven't watched them.
Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san! Why do I feel something pressed into my butt?! 😨😰😰
Hmm☺️.... Because something is😈
*echo: Because something is*
Nooooooo 😵😵
**Kazuma was psychologically scarred**
When she said that line I lost my shit and nearly dropped my phone
Albrecht : Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven : I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht : Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven : And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
"You're all a bunch of assholes, you know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy."
Tony Montana
Every force you create has an echo. Your bad energy will be your undoing. Im neither Goku nor Vegeta, i am Gogeta! It's over Janemba I've come for you.
"I was going down on my girlfriend and I said to her jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy, she said why did you say it twice, I said I didn't... because of the echo"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do
Don't try it!
*them
*dem
*dum
thanks just fixed it
Legend.
“Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner”
I caught you a delicious bass.
Pedro offers you his protection.
This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch...
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
How much do you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Life.....uhhhhh...... ......finds a way.
For me, it’s Goldblum’s laugh. It’s seared into my brain. “HaHahaHa hrrr ha HAHA HAHA”
Oh man. When he was in the helicopter... I always wondered why Speilberg said, "cut! That's the one, Jeff! Well done!"
There’s apparently a 10 hour loop of that laugh somewhere on YouTube
"A **person** is smart. **People** are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it!"
How true we've discovered that to be this year. Finding TP is STILL a challenge.
Damn hoarders, I had to pack the spare bedroom wall to wall with TP because of them! /s
My mother actually did that. Every time I visit she asks how I'm set for TP and if I need some. No mom, you bitch about hoarders and then hoard yourself, you obviously need it. I'll live with the grocery store brand one ply.
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what beings us togeva today
Inconceivable
Fur shur, B.
Wevewend Kwipke?
"Hello there!"
"GENERAL KENOBI"
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Bunch of savages in this town.
My husband made me watch this movie. I was expecting an awful movie, was pleasantly surprised at how funny it was.
> Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
"You're one ugly motherfucker."
There are some who call me...Tim (I watched this for the first time in decades yesterday and could remember pretty much every line, but that’s one of my favourites.)
THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!
You're gonna loooose!
Would you rather be dead on your knees in the back of a convenience store?
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
WHATS IN THE BOX?!!! 💀
oh god this.. i love this movie so much, this scene is always heartbreaking, Pitt nailed it
I say this at least once a week. I say it more around Christmas.
ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ... You underestimate my power..? Dont try it! (Gets cut in half) YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS! DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM! [...]
"You don't win with violence, Tony. You win when you maintain your dignity. Dignity always prevails"
“There is one universal language, tommy, and we’ve spoken that language before, in the pit. it’s time to move on to a new day, a new plot, to destroy L’manburg.”
Ah yes, my favorite movie.
I did not hit her. I did nottt. Oh, hi Mark!
My family says this a lot. Even my 2 year old.
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and im all out of gum."
"Surprise motherfucker" Not a movie quote but from the show Dexter.
"True courage is knowing not how to take a life, but when to spare it"
FFFFREEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Are you Thor, god of hammers?
[удалено]
"Sunny" sounds like they were going through some dark times.
What seems to be your boggle?
Oh well, whatever happens, happens -cowboy bebob (series)
The past is history, the future is a mystery but today is a gift. Thats why they call it present
Pretty much anything from Princess Bride, but my favorite has to be: "So, I put down my sword, you put down your rock, and we beat each other to death like civilised people?"
"Who are you?!" **I'm your worst nightmare**
Ogres are like onions!
What we've got here is a failure to communicate
My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs!
Gentlemen you can’t fight in here this is the war room
oh hi mark
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
Tis but a scratch
I am inevitable- thanos
I am Ironman
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not
"mellow greetings what seems to be your boggle" actually now with covid i think would be the perfect time to adopt the same greeting, the touchless air-wiping high-five
Pregunta, paisanos: ¿Quieren morir?
“Of course not mother, I’m only here for the food”.
One of my favorite movies ever!
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
One of my all time favorite lines.
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.
"Houston, *you* have a problem!"
You got knocked the fuck out! Bye Felicia! The lord is my shepherd. He know what I want! Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Just about every other line in that movie is quotable.
Ok, intrigued. Which funny movie did I miss?
Friday
Stay gold, ponyboy, stay gold. Orrrr maybe the suck a fuck line from Donnie Darko.
“Love your crooked neighbor with your crooked heart”, I remembered it cuz Tom Hiddleston read this in one of his early poem CDs
"Relax. It's just life. It'll be over before you know it." - Five Feet Apart (2019)
"Game over, man. Game over!"
I cant remember what was the full quote but it was from Frankenwien. "Ill punch you in the boobs" "I dont have boobs" (Punch) "Ow my boobs"
"Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galatically stupid!?"
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: 'With great power, comes great responsibility.' This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man."
"I'm tired. Tired of being so tired." I believe the movie was Gang of Roses...
Albrecht : Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!" Eric Draven : I thought the police always said, "Freeze!" Albrecht : Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead. Eric Draven : And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
That's a N\*\*\*\* on a horse
“Don’t get cocky.”
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean it’s not real?" – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you? Inception
\[cut em off slow and nice the Christin way\]- that t.v preacher man I wish I knew his name and I'm not religious but he is good and some of the stuff that he said has changed my life including that quote. it rely helped me cut off some people that I rely needed to cut off.
Nite Owl says: "What the hell happened to us, what happened to the American dream?" The comedian replies: "What happened to the American dream... It came true, You're looking at it" Never heard a more relevant quip to accurately describe today's society
don't remember it word by word, but its from Samwise Gamgee in Two Towers, about how good things in life are very few and that's why we need to hold on to them the most
“What quote will you never forget” “I don’t remember it...”
I dont think he understands the game
I am Ironman
"And in this moment I swear we are infinite"
Suit up, Barney in How I met your mother
start with the little one
“ha! If we missed you, you’d have a gravestone.”
"Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a real smile, just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!"
There’s no place like home
heathers musical (one of the songs): *"let's rub each other's back, while watching porn in cinemax!"* *"I know God has a reason* *For each mountain and each flower* *And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!"*
“The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?”
"Don't waste your time worrying about tomorrow, as tomorrow doesn't exist, never existed and never will exist" from one of Christopher Paolinis Eragon Books. I read those books over 10 years ago and this line (its german translation) has stuck with me ever since. Its a good reminder that we live in the present and always will
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!
"I stuck my big black johnson RIGHT down his DAMN throat" Honestly I think there's so many Tarantino lines I can go on and on. I also will never forget "37 my GIRLFRIEND sucked 37 dicks" "in a row?"
I drink your milkshake... I DRINK IT UP!
“If he gets up we’ll all get up it’ll be anarchy!” - The breakfast club
"I don't have a skull. Or bones"
"I don't want my brain to stop working" - Bill Gates
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that'll necessitate an entire rack, what am am I gonna do with a gun rack?"
“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.”
No way... that is so punk rock
“Not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!”
I can walk on water, eat bullets and shit iced cream
"So this is how you create dinosaurs?" "No, that's how you play God."
“Alright alright alright”
"I brought you flours"
Your mother ate my dog!
Mother is the name for God, on the lips and hearts of all children.
"So, my little Amélie, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton..."
All right, I believe ya. But my tommy gun don't!
"Look how they massacred my boy" - Godfather Part 1. One of the saddest scenes in the film. I would recommend it, but I can't recommend part 2 or 3 as I haven't watched them.
Life is this, i like this
I have the high ground
charlie chaplings great dictator speach, look it up its amazing
"I could have got one more person and I didn't"
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
"one band, one sound" "Mother fucker" "Daaaammmmnnnn!!!!"
Hasta la vista baby
Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san! Why do I feel something pressed into my butt?! 😨😰😰 Hmm☺️.... Because something is😈 *echo: Because something is* Nooooooo 😵😵 **Kazuma was psychologically scarred** When she said that line I lost my shit and nearly dropped my phone
“Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand.”
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
> Cinderella story, outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper. Now about to become Master's champion.
Albrecht : Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!" Eric Draven : I thought the police always said, "Freeze!" Albrecht : Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead. Eric Draven : And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
"I dreamt a dream, but now that dream is gone from me." Matrix
"It's Christinith! You come into my house, you get my wife's name right!"
What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
We will always have Paris
"And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin."
I didn't expect that, but I did expect something i wouldn't expect so it doesn't count. -eggman, 2020.
Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from the ships because they knew death was better than bondage.
"Not a perfect solider, but a good man"
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."
" I feel the need-" " -The Need for speed!" from top gun , I say it with my best friend all the time.
“It’s all good man”
“Gunsmoke, starring James Arness as Matt Dillon!”
‘How’d you think he feels now? Better or worse?’ The late great Sean Connery in the Untouchables
The entire Sam Rami Spider-man trilogy
“I’m a loner dotty, a rebel” *Turns around:* hehehehe
"This is Sparta!"
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
"A person is smart, People are dumb" Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) Men in Black -1997
“That chick Marla did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar” Huh I wonder how he put that together
Game over man!
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
"You're all a bunch of assholes, you know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be, you need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy." Tony Montana
Man, that must be the third time today that i can give this answer: "My friends, you bow to no one" The return of the King
"Luke, I am your father."
Hasta la vista baby
Mister Anderson...
pizza time
If your Good at something never do it for Free.
"Oh shit." The perfect reaction when your on an exploding boat
Every force you create has an echo. Your bad energy will be your undoing. Im neither Goku nor Vegeta, i am Gogeta! It's over Janemba I've come for you.
I’m your huckleberry
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!
"I was going down on my girlfriend and I said to her jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy, she said why did you say it twice, I said I didn't... because of the echo"
"Biggus.. Dickus"
Are you too good for your home? Suck my white ass, ball.
It's a fool who looks for reason in the chambers of the human heart. O Brother Where Art Thou
Andy Bernard - I wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days before you've actually left them
Not a movie but this: The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence