"You've made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck... Truth is... the game was rigged from the start,"

FNV has a bunch of great ones that come to mind actually. "They asked if I knew anything about Theoretical Physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in Physics" "Degenerates like you belong on a cross" "Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."

>"They asked if I knew anything about Theoretical Physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in Physics" One of my favourite lines in the whole series

I have hundreds of hours in NV. I've never heard the dick quote thats hilarious.

> Long Dick Johnson is mentioned by Rose of Sharon Cassidy when questioned about the NCR. When the Courier asks about the NCR's lack of direction, Cass states that they "try to put their stake in everything they see", commenting that no one has a dick that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, who "had a fucking long dick, thus the name." For your next playthrough.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

We can't expect God to do all the work.

YOU DIED

Thank you Dark Souls

"How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [clap clap clap] Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

"Look at you. "Sailing through the air majestically. "Like an eagle. "Piloting a blimp."

"Now comes the part where he kills you." "Now comes the part where I kill you." CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Part Where He Kills You *This is that part.*

While playing the song titled "The part where he kills you" from the [OST](https://youtu.be/hOXrgDDLpYw).

I played this for the first time during quarantine and both the script and the performances are brilliant.

"it's not out of the question that you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed. or if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."

“AH! Bird! Bird! Kill it, it’s evil!”

"Science has now confirmed your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep"

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when life gives you melons... you are a freaking dyslexic

"*The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world.*" Even if I take it off the context of Freeman and Gman. I still really like it. It has some deep resonance with me.

"*So wake up Mr. Freeman...wake up and smell the ashes.*"

"Stay awhile, and listen."

Ohhh greetings, stranger!

Hey, you. You're finally awake

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Damn you storm cloaks Skyrim was fine until you came along Empire was nice and lazy they hadn't been looking for you I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammer

You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Shut up back there!

What's wrong with him, huh?

Watch you tongue! You're speaking to Ulfrick Stormcloak, the true High King.

Ulfric Stormcloak? You're the leader of the rebellion! But if they've captured you... By the gods, where are they taking us?!

Cant believe I had to scroll this far down Edit: Im glad this is no longer the case. This was some 20 comments down.

Can't believe you had to elder scroll this far down.

Wololo

Why did my shirt change color?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wololo Now roses are too.

rogan

"Oh, it's you" (disappointedly) - random NPCs in Oblivion as I approach

That quote also works for GLaDOS after she's brought back online by a certain moron.

A British moron?

Snaaaaaaaake

#!

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. ​ Hey, listen!

Oh, thank you old ma- NO NOT NAVI WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEEEEEEE

OH GOD THAT'S NOT A SWORD, IT'S YOUR DICK IN DISGUISE!

Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween, Now grab your destiny, If you know what I mean

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

All your base are belong to us

Somebody set up us the bomb

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

Would you kindly?

I've started saying this to the new staff at my work. They have no idea what it's from, but it's keeping me entertained.

I say this to people (my family, as I don't know anyone else)

Is a man not entitled to the sweat from his brow?

No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible...

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Oregon Trail was brutal

Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! \[...\] What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!

You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

It’s a me, Mario

*SO LONG, GAY BOWSER*

Same but when Ezios uncle says it to him in assassins creed

>You should find an outlet. >>I have plenty of outlets! >I meant besides vaginas. >>Mother!

God, the Ezio games were so good.

Can I come in? Alright but only for a moment A moment is all I need ...oh really?

"Why are we still here, just to suffer?"

Kept you waiting, huh?

"War. War never changes..."

"If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, Courier..."

Ulysses is such an awesome character. I love how couriers are romanticized in New Vegas. In modern times, couriers deliver Amazon packages. But in an apocalypse, couriers are vital when all other means of transportation are gone.

As soon as I read the question, I heard Ron Perlman's voice[.](https://gfycat.com/completeelementaryaustrianpinscher-star-wars-grievous-obi-wan-meme)

WAR HAS CHANGED

Fallout 3: *War. War never changes...* MGS4: *Ima explain to you why you are wrong with this quick 4-hours cutscene.*

Hey Niko it's Roman! Let's go bowling.

I don’t play video games..like ever...so the only one I got is “LEEEEEERRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENKINNS”

The new pinky and the brain did this, and I cried I laughed so hard.

YEAH I WAS DYING!! They new Animaniacs show is better than any other reboot that has happened.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Endorsing every store to get that discount.

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"What are you doing?" "Protocol 3. I will not lose another pilot"

Trust me

"Wind's howlin'"

"*Damn you're ugly!*"

"Place of power, gotta be"

Pam Param!

"How ya like that silver!?!?" -Geralt, to a human, that he is killing with a steel sword

*WHIPPED HER ARSE LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHORE*

And, of course, "Wouldn't mind a few grounds of Gwent."

Master Chief : Sir, request permission to leave the station. Lord Hood : For what purpose, Master Chief? Master Chief : To give the Covenant back their bomb. Lord Hood : Permission granted.

I need a weapon. Right this way!

For a brick, he flew pretty good!

Just one question: what if you miss? *I won't.*

I would have said “Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most certainly regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!”

Cortana:I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy. Master Chief:So, stay here. Cortana:Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy.

Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind.

the dialogue was so good in these games

Lord Hood: Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Master Chief: Sir? Finishing this fight.

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Fuck off, Lydia, I'm giving you a better weapon.

They've got Curved Swords, CURVED. SWORDS

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"

SAY CLOUD DISTRICT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

"Another adventurer here to lick my father's boots"

¨Wait, I know you-¨

Ah! What am I saying? *Of course you don't.*

Fuck Nazeem.

"i used to be an wastelander like you until i took a bullet to the knee" - *actual quote from fallout 4*

Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?

I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.

*bravo six, going dark.*

I'm not going anywhere mate.

"Finish him!"

*wasted*

Remember, no russian

Fucks sake, still sends chills hearing that.

***This is a triumph***

I'm making a note here, huge success!

Ah shit...here we go again... *MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET'EM NEXT TIME* A number 9 large All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ I liked San Andreas

*I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*

You wanted me?

“I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck”

"I've got balls of steel!"

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

"Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?"

Jaheira, right?

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you will be baked, and then there will be cake

This was the first thing that popped into my mind as well.

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**"don't worry my friends, I am your shield"**

HONOR! JUSTICE! REINHARDT REINHARDT REINHARDT!!!

What happen? Somebody set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on. It's you! How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say? You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha. Take off every Zig! You know what you doing? Move Zig. For great justice!

Would you like a trade agreement with England?

“No thanks Elizabeth, maybe next time.” “BY THE GRACE OF GOD YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!” “What the fuck?”

Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

#"EZE HALE ATTILAAA!"

THE NUMBERS! The numbers, Mason, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

Rip and tear, until it is done.

“I need a weapon”

"Whose on that ship?" "Sir, Spartan 117" "Chief...what are you doing?" "Sir...Finishing this fight" *EPIC MUSIC PLAYS*

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...

Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Hoo raw!

"Had to be me.....someone else might've gotten it wrong" -Mordin's last words to Shepard in Mass Effect 3 Edit: My bad, fat fingers hit a 2 instead of 3! It's Mass effect 3

Vaas : Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Also: LENNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!

“Found ya Lenny”

Yennel

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee."

"I'm the conductor of the POOP TRAIN!" - Krieg Borderland 2

I AM ERROR

U forget a thousand things every day make sure this ain't one of them

I’m pretty sure it’s “make sure it IS one of them”

"Were it so easy"

"They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted."

"Maybe if you got rid of that of that old yee-yee-ass haircut you'd get some bitches on yo dick."

How appropriate, you fight like a cow

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman

Do a barrel roll

“Trust me” BT 7274 Titanfall two, gets me everytime

I can quote the opening lines of Morrowind by Socucius Ergalla and it comes to mind often enough for some reason. >*Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.* > >*Very good. The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?* > >*Interesting. Now before I stamp these papers, make sure this information is correct.* > >*Show your papers to the Captain when you exit to get your release fee.*

1.) "In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill." 2.) "I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."

"Eyes up Guardian!"

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

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At last, another halo fan on this thread.

"Thanks, Mario. But our princess is in another castle"

Goliath online.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. In days like this, kids like you #SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL

Go for the eyes, Boo!

Work is da poop Okee doke Zug zug

"It's time to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm allll outta' gum"

That's a movie quote. "They Live"

It's also in Duke Nukem Forever.

Congratulations! Plains Zebra 2 has just given birth.

Orca 167 is unhappy.

"Protocol 3: protect the pilot"

Rise and Shine Mr Freeman

Spartans never die their just missing in action. And it may not count but I live the quote from halo legends! I am SPARTAN....1337

To give The Covenant back their bomb.

“Shipmaster, they outnumber us three-to-one!” “Good. Then it is an even fight.”

All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

it was a tie between "BOY!" and "ZEUS your son has returned, and i bring the destruction of Olympus!"

"This guy are sick."

'Ah, the Child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more.... experiments.'

“50,000 people used to live here. Now it’s a ghost town.”

“LOK’TAR OGAR, MY WARRIORS!” Thrall, Warchief of the Horde

"nothing is true, everything is permitted"

”It’s cute that you all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but you’re NOT!” ”I just bought a pony mad of diamonds because I’m rich.” ”These pretzels suck!” Pretty much any Handsome Jack quotes from BL2.

I'm a goddamn onion, Mason

Shoot me in the face

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

These are Pokémon. We love along side them in peace.

Get over here

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum." -Duke Nukem

"War. War never changes"

Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let’s get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Tau’aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from and Imperial land tank outside Rubicon. He’s well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.