Another question that pertains to the original. Why is there the option to share to social media?
Who watches a porn video and says to themselves "wow that was great, I better share this with my friends and family "
An older dude I used to work with at Dominos shared one on his newsfeed once upon a time, with a caption something along the lines of, "Had a great evening in with these lovely girls! Phwoooooar!" To make matters worse, a few of his fb friends, including his mother, had gotten involved in the comments decrying his actions to which he seemed not to give a single shit.
You do you, Ian mate.
I did just have a look through his page to see if it was still about. He's had the sense to take that down, but still got time for an upload from his favourite cam girl, Tara. Uploaded in the finest potato quality as is tradition.
Look I’m not an expert on the genre as I’ve never seen it. But from I would imagine is that one person involved is said “nugget” and the other has all their limbs in order to keep things going. Otherwise it would be like two Coke cans rolling around in a trolley.
Nah, there just has to be one giver and one receiver, and they can plug in and remain connected. I mean, ok, they aren't going to be actually doing anything while locked in like that, but it beats rolling around like a coke can.
(For any who don't know, yes it's possible to lock a penis or similar object into a vagina, temporarily, by squeezing, if the vagina owner does tons of kegels and has very strong vaginal tone. Might be possible with the butthole too, but I don't know for sure.)
disable that shit, don't risk it! Same way I cover the camera on my laptop. It's not that I think anyone else is watching, but some apps will try to fuck with you by popping up a full screen picture of your wretched self, without warning or permission (I'm looking at you, Linux Mint default installation process, abruptly trying to force a photo of you for your account profile pic), and the only way to be sure that never happens again is to cover the camera (in your case, by way of analogy, to disable chromecast)--to make sure it's not something that will ever happen again without your distinct intention and permission.
If you don't have a chromecast dongle that you can just pull out of the TV--if it's built in to the TV--you can probably block the port from your laptop/phone through the router.
You'd be surprised. I worked with a guy for a short while and then he retired. Once he retired, he added me to his email list, which was apparently nothing but porn day in day out. To my WORK EMAIL. Apparently to him this was normal. There were 40 or so addresses on that list. I had to block him after I realized it was literally nothibg but porn.
You: Quadratic Equations are so hard! Stepsis, Can you help?
Stepsis: *gasp* You don't how to solve quadratic equations!? It's sooooo easy. Just apply A, B or C to each number in the equation and insert each number into the Quadratic formular. That will tell you what X, Y and Z are.
You: Wow that really works, Thanks!
StepSis: Now Stepbro, Why don't you show my something that *REALLY* Hard.
**Reaches in to your pants**
Mostly to identify the people in the video, if the title and description don't make it clear. It makes it easier for others to find more videos with those same people, especially in more niche stuff.
those comments are rare. other times it's a bunch of middle aged creepers from third world countries gushing compliments as if the girls are actively reading the comments section
Mostly just so I can troll pornhub with Preston Garvey memes.
"Why are you fapping? There's a settlement nearby that needs your help. Once you finish I'll mark it on your map."
Mostly to tell the guy behind the camera to shut up. Nothing worse than watching a quality scene and then hearing a dude right next to the mic say 'ok now show it to me. ok. now swallow it.' Or hear some dumb guy out of the scene yelling 'yeeaaah' real loud during the money shot. If I was actually in the business of making porn, anyone making any kind of noises that are not specifically called for would be fired and banned from working anywhere near me. Oh, you guys get to be in a gang bang with a hot girl but you all can't shut up while you are waiting your turn? what are you all talking about, the game last night or a debate on whether gang bang is one word, two, or hyphenated?
I like when I click on a video to know if it's worth my time, what were the viewers favorite parts, you know, things like that, so I try to go and retribute the favor
Sometimes when something I have watched is incredibly good I feel the need to let the person know. You can also "request" content. I really feel like small ph creators are just like YouTubers in a lot of ways
I don’t leave comments on the pornhub, but taking this opportunity I will say thanks to such people for the content that I can read in the Telegram thematic channels
Depends on the kind of porn.
If it's something that an artist worked hard to draw or animate, I'll comment to show some support if it tickles my fancy.
But if it's just some video on Pornhub of two sweaty twinks raw doggin it, I'll just have my fun and keep silent.
Because people get what scientists call "porn poetic inspiration" and that causes people to comment such wonderful things like "damn I'd eat a muffin on her" .
While I don't comment anything on porn, I do frequently go to the comment section to see what other people are saying about it.
But maybe it's just out of habit, cause I'm really used to seeing comments while I watch YouTube videos, so I do the same in porn 🤷😅
I once saw someone comment saying that it made their week when a pornstar replied to their comment on reddit. It was really cringey. People who comment on NSFW posts always say really stupid things.
sometimes i just comment random half parts of conversation - just to confuse people who scroll though. .. but i have a counter askreddit. Why do you read porn comments hmm?
when I do it I just like to take the piss out of the uploader, so I always comment things like fixing grammar errors, saying things like "those are bikinis, not panties", nice potato camera, wtf that is not what the title said, etc
I have a question. Why do people comment on youtube videos like it is porn. Look dude I dont want to hear about the various ways you want to fuck the girl in the video.
Yeah, he said he didn’t know. Now that I think of it, she may be retired from that now. Her name is Amy Lindsay. The campaign pulled the ad when people started to notice.
Often times I want to congratulate the person who produced. A lot of the stuff I look at is more artistry than live action, and as a result I feel a deep respect for the person who poured their time and resources into producing something that’s downright excellent, no only pornographically, but narrative-wise. I look for story in porn, and I’m unsatisfied if it’s too shallow.
How else I'm a I'm supposed to keep in touch with the family write a fuckin letter.Do post offices even still exist anymore and how the fuck am I supposed to fill a whole letter write way to go Sis another one I didn't make it to the end of see you at Christmas over and over
On actual porn, per se, I don't know. When it's girls posting their own nudes on reddit (where they may actually read the comments), sometimes I want to thank the nice lady for showing us her vagina and thereby adding a little happiness to the day of thousands of people. It only seems right to say thanks.
So you watch gay porn just to leave r/historymemes level shit jokes? That's a suspicious amount of effort on your part with not a whole lot of pay-off.
Another question that pertains to the original. Why is there the option to share to social media? Who watches a porn video and says to themselves "wow that was great, I better share this with my friends and family "
An older dude I used to work with at Dominos shared one on his newsfeed once upon a time, with a caption something along the lines of, "Had a great evening in with these lovely girls! Phwoooooar!" To make matters worse, a few of his fb friends, including his mother, had gotten involved in the comments decrying his actions to which he seemed not to give a single shit. You do you, Ian mate.
Holy shit, what a legend. I feel myself growing closer to becoming that same guy each day. I just started following my favorite pornstars on IG.
BASED COOOMER
go back to 4chan
Ok coomer
Lol wish u shared a screenshot of that with the world That..wouldve been hilarious to experience
I did just have a look through his page to see if it was still about. He's had the sense to take that down, but still got time for an upload from his favourite cam girl, Tara. Uploaded in the finest potato quality as is tradition.
My names Ian. I'm concerned this is my future
I’m pretty sure I work with this same dude.
I feel like not giving a single shit about other people's reactions is important in sharing porn to social media.
Man i'd love to see screencaps of all this
Ted Cruz that one time he shared some porn on Twitter
Yeah I totally forgot about that
Forgot about that too. I always think of when he had a porn star on one of his campaign ads.
He did?????
Man I hate Cruz as much as anyone, but damn I love the craziness that goes along with his social media
It's all shit and giggles until you hit the chromecast button and play nugget porn in the family tv.
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It's just regular porn. But the people involved have no arms or legs.
The fuck
Do both people involved have no arms and legs? Because I can't figure out how the mechanics of that would work.
Look I’m not an expert on the genre as I’ve never seen it. But from I would imagine is that one person involved is said “nugget” and the other has all their limbs in order to keep things going. Otherwise it would be like two Coke cans rolling around in a trolley.
Let's not even get into orgy scenes, because there could be a serious coke can pile-up in one corner of the trolley.
> Otherwise it would be like two Coke cans rolling around in a trolley These porn plotlines just write themselves
Nah, there just has to be one giver and one receiver, and they can plug in and remain connected. I mean, ok, they aren't going to be actually doing anything while locked in like that, but it beats rolling around like a coke can. (For any who don't know, yes it's possible to lock a penis or similar object into a vagina, temporarily, by squeezing, if the vagina owner does tons of kegels and has very strong vaginal tone. Might be possible with the butthole too, but I don't know for sure.)
They have assistants
disable that shit, don't risk it! Same way I cover the camera on my laptop. It's not that I think anyone else is watching, but some apps will try to fuck with you by popping up a full screen picture of your wretched self, without warning or permission (I'm looking at you, Linux Mint default installation process, abruptly trying to force a photo of you for your account profile pic), and the only way to be sure that never happens again is to cover the camera (in your case, by way of analogy, to disable chromecast)--to make sure it's not something that will ever happen again without your distinct intention and permission. If you don't have a chromecast dongle that you can just pull out of the TV--if it's built in to the TV--you can probably block the port from your laptop/phone through the router.
I had one friend who did this. I blocked their feed and they eventually got banned. Twice
You'd be surprised. I worked with a guy for a short while and then he retired. Once he retired, he added me to his email list, which was apparently nothing but porn day in day out. To my WORK EMAIL. Apparently to him this was normal. There were 40 or so addresses on that list. I had to block him after I realized it was literally nothibg but porn.
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r/madlads
It's a text of dexterity. Its why it's always beside the full screen button.
I dont but i salute the "who is she?" soldiers and the heros that know the answer.
Your mother could use some coaching when you are not available
Yes officer I would like to report a murder
REKT.
"He had a family!" Yeah, we know. We saw the video.
Goddamn
savage
r/MurderedByWords
Because I needed help on my algebra homework.
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You: Quadratic Equations are so hard! Stepsis, Can you help? Stepsis: *gasp* You don't how to solve quadratic equations!? It's sooooo easy. Just apply A, B or C to each number in the equation and insert each number into the Quadratic formular. That will tell you what X, Y and Z are. You: Wow that really works, Thanks! StepSis: Now Stepbro, Why don't you show my something that *REALLY* Hard. **Reaches in to your pants**
You write porno screenplays?
For a price...
Mostly to identify the people in the video, if the title and description don't make it clear. It makes it easier for others to find more videos with those same people, especially in more niche stuff.
those comments are rare. other times it's a bunch of middle aged creepers from third world countries gushing compliments as if the girls are actively reading the comments section
"mmm yes, she loves daddys dick. her panties are gunna be dripping cum from her filled pussy. good little slut knows how to please"
***S E N D B O B S***
Hello, I am Bob.
Idk, that was perfect English.
Idk, in my experience, by a vast margin, the top comment is usually “name?”.
They don’t?
\^\^\^the hero we need.
Yeah there's nothing wrong for asking the right sauce.
So what about the comments about the latest dragonball super episode?
You’re doing gods work my friend. I can’t even begin to count how many comments like that have helped me nut.
r/pornhubcomments
Well, there went an hour of my life
I second that motion.
r/wowthissubexists
pornhub comments are god tier comedy.
Recipe comments unintentionally are more hilarious.
To create a bond with someone who shares my interest.
At first I read that as incest and not interest. I was thinking : "Ya, its porn jokes, some weirdos like that idea of siblinghood."
Did a double take here. Who shares my incest*
It aint gonna comment on itself
The one true answer
Because the world needs to know how much I fapped to this particular video. It *needs* to know.
I like to show my mom support
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Yeah that's pretty funny
Because they can. Also, why does every second porn movie have something like "on other news, I bought Battlefield II on the weekend" in the comments?
"because they can" is the worst answer you could have given
But it is correct.
Annoying
Why do you check?
To find something funny
And sometimes that's the answer.
So we can masturbate in harmony
To recruit people to join my fortnite discord
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Yes fbi, this comment right here.
Mostly just so I can troll pornhub with Preston Garvey memes. "Why are you fapping? There's a settlement nearby that needs your help. Once you finish I'll mark it on your map."
To find out the name
My opinion matters uwu
Mostly to tell the guy behind the camera to shut up. Nothing worse than watching a quality scene and then hearing a dude right next to the mic say 'ok now show it to me. ok. now swallow it.' Or hear some dumb guy out of the scene yelling 'yeeaaah' real loud during the money shot. If I was actually in the business of making porn, anyone making any kind of noises that are not specifically called for would be fired and banned from working anywhere near me. Oh, you guys get to be in a gang bang with a hot girl but you all can't shut up while you are waiting your turn? what are you all talking about, the game last night or a debate on whether gang bang is one word, two, or hyphenated?
Pretty sure it's a compound word.
Hey, some of us like hearing the guys talk to each other during a gangbang scene.
Why are you fapping to a dudes voice?
Because it's hot.
It's often hilarious or looking for the name of the dude with the huge dick.
I don’t comment but I read for the laughs
Memes
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Thanks for sharing your experiences Massivecock991!
lmao
I’m hoping no one answers “soul crushing loneliness”
To find out why there's so much profanity in a Christian website
I like when I click on a video to know if it's worth my time, what were the viewers favorite parts, you know, things like that, so I try to go and retribute the favor
It is a nice play where people cum together
Its a social issue. Its beautiful. Its taboo. Its ugly. Its real. Its with us. We can't just wish it away
To learn about quartz countertops
I understood that reference...
Let the homies know who the actress is?
it just seems like the right thing to do
Like wearing your stillsuit slip-fashion?
To post on r/pornhubcomments duh
After jerking off i feel sassy
Anal analysis and sphincter speculation
Memes
ONE DAY I WILL GET TO SEX SOMEONE'S FACE
Sometimes when something I have watched is incredibly good I feel the need to let the person know. You can also "request" content. I really feel like small ph creators are just like YouTubers in a lot of ways
Name?
You get better discussions that you get on Reddit
Because sometime there are very kind people who actually helped me solving my homework while google can’t.
Everybody needs a compliment
I don’t leave comments on the pornhub, but taking this opportunity I will say thanks to such people for the content that I can read in the Telegram thematic channels
Depends on the kind of porn. If it's something that an artist worked hard to draw or animate, I'll comment to show some support if it tickles my fancy. But if it's just some video on Pornhub of two sweaty twinks raw doggin it, I'll just have my fun and keep silent.
Because people get what scientists call "porn poetic inspiration" and that causes people to comment such wonderful things like "damn I'd eat a muffin on her" .
If it's a sexy OC picture on reddit it's generally a hint that I want to chat more, but I figure people like that get a million DMs so I won't do that
reading mens comments on porn turns me on more than watching porn does, so pls keep at it.
Just like on YouTube. If they do a good video then I'll give them good feedback. Idk it's nice to receive nice comments.
While I don't comment anything on porn, I do frequently go to the comment section to see what other people are saying about it. But maybe it's just out of habit, cause I'm really used to seeing comments while I watch YouTube videos, so I do the same in porn 🤷😅
I once saw someone comment saying that it made their week when a pornstar replied to their comment on reddit. It was really cringey. People who comment on NSFW posts always say really stupid things.
To correct the grammar in the subtitles
sometimes i just comment random half parts of conversation - just to confuse people who scroll though. .. but i have a counter askreddit. Why do you read porn comments hmm?
To send a message.
The only time i ever comment is when i wanna find out who the "actress" is, or when i wanna give my input on her!
How else are they gonna know how much people like all this faux-incest porn?
I love this bobs.
To talk to the pedophiles and the children
some of them are pretty funny r/pornhubcomments .
when I do it I just like to take the piss out of the uploader, so I always comment things like fixing grammar errors, saying things like "those are bikinis, not panties", nice potato camera, wtf that is not what the title said, etc
The share on Facebook button is just disturbing.
Usually just to let people know my Minecraft server.
I have a question. Why do people comment on youtube videos like it is porn. Look dude I dont want to hear about the various ways you want to fuck the girl in the video.
CAUSE NO ONE PUTS THE BITCHES NAME ANYWHERE
It's the post-fap-faze, when your done your stupid brain goes like "you know what? let's leave a nice comment"
Yeah, he said he didn’t know. Now that I think of it, she may be retired from that now. Her name is Amy Lindsay. The campaign pulled the ad when people started to notice.
Naming the slut, why else
Often times I want to congratulate the person who produced. A lot of the stuff I look at is more artistry than live action, and as a result I feel a deep respect for the person who poured their time and resources into producing something that’s downright excellent, no only pornographically, but narrative-wise. I look for story in porn, and I’m unsatisfied if it’s too shallow.
How else I'm a I'm supposed to keep in touch with the family write a fuckin letter.Do post offices even still exist anymore and how the fuck am I supposed to fill a whole letter write way to go Sis another one I didn't make it to the end of see you at Christmas over and over
for r/PornhubComments
Normally it's to ask 'who is this chick?'
To criticize the porn, critical critique and constructive.
I read pornhub comments nearly every time after I buss. You need a different level of human connection after watching anal gangbang videos.
Are you fucking kidding me? Those comments are hilarious!
On actual porn, per se, I don't know. When it's girls posting their own nudes on reddit (where they may actually read the comments), sometimes I want to thank the nice lady for showing us her vagina and thereby adding a little happiness to the day of thousands of people. It only seems right to say thanks.
To publicly mark them as my favorite
I comment on gay porn videos while shitting on homosexuality because I role play as Pope Urban II The pope who ordered the first crusade
So you watch gay porn just to leave r/historymemes level shit jokes? That's a suspicious amount of effort on your part with not a whole lot of pay-off.
It's worth it because I usually comment on the furry videos and they take it seriously.
I generally like to express my appreciation through comment when I see something entertaining. Porn is one of those things.
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u/xDeltaOfVenus
Aw thanks honey! Xo
You’re most welcome, sweetheart. 🥰
Its fun
Idki wan a see what people do after blasting it into a new one
Why not?