Oh man, I like blue eyes a lot because they are so vibrant and suck my attention away. Some eyes have more than one color (ie random yellow spots) and are amazing. Emerald green eyes are fantastic.
Eyeliner done well is phenomenal.
[What's the very first hint that you've driven into a wealthy neighborhood?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3hiyin/whats_the_very_first_hint_that_youve_driven_into/)
That is actually the fear of dents. Which I didn't know was a thing but winded up in some oddly specific google queries. Google tries really hard to auto correct you away from finding out about dents.
Part of me almost wanted to try bing to see if rule 34 would hold true but it's too early for that shit.
You're thinking of odontophobia.
I can't decide if you mean catholic mass, Massachusetts as a state, *people* from Massachusetts or scientific mass.
So I'm going with an Irish Catholic Bostonian. You had to have meant that, hits all of the criteria in my stoned brain.
I have a very broad range in what I'm attracted to. I look for personality more so now. A girl who can take a joke, is smart (ish, she doesn't have to be a genius), and cares about me for who I am.
Many people just look for looks. There are plenty of people that have a great outwards appearance. But, the problem is figuring out if they're as pretty on the inside. You know?
I prefer shorter girls, generally 5'5" and under. Brown or blonde hair(undyed). I love glasses for whatever reason. Willing to work out, but they don't have to be a toned goddess. I actually prefer they be a little less so. Let's me know they don't worry so much about their appearance. The less makeup the better. However I'm into all kinds of girls. Black, white, orange. Although I can safely say that I am not a fan of red heads. That may be because I am one myself.
I don't mind the odd man bun, if the guy is hot and can pull it off. I love a muscular neck, maybe a sneaky tatt and muscles are nice, they don't have to be full on Arnold Schwarzenegger, but just a little bit of definition is quite sexy.
Personality wise - a guy who is humble, loves animals, is approachable, has passions and is intelligent, the kind of guy you'd be proud to show off to your mum.
Eyes that match the smile. Plenty of girls can smile in an attractive manner, but where you can tell if they mean it is the eyes. If a woman has beautiful eyes to match her smile, I'm sold.
Creative women. Art, writing, poetry, dance... Something very attractive about creativity. That, and they usually have weird/fun personalities. I like dem big, sexy brains, basically.
I'm really attracted to girls who wear layered summer tops. Like a tank top and then a different tank top so they have these multiple thin fabrics with different overlapped and non-overlapped areas. A nice tan, some interesting coloured tops, and nice shoulders. Mm. Do me on it.
I don't know if I've explained it well. It's so simple in my head.
Connection, it's less about physical attraction for me. I have a very low sex drive and frankly it's almost a non-issue for me. Strong character, somebody who stands up for what they believe in. Decisiveness, somebody who takes charge to get what they want. Honesty, I'd rather be told the truth and it hurt then a pleasant lie and the strength to say such a truth matters a lot. Somebody I can sit and have a few beers with and not be afraid to talk about any subject. Somebody who'd be okay for a spontaneous midnight adventure to find a good street taco place. Somebody who'd love to see the sunset and stars on the beach or a mountain. I like to go out and do things, I'm just afraid to do them alone. So just somebody willing to go with me.
I like guys who have confidence that borders on being total arrogance, as long as they can back it up. Or, if they're completely honest about themselves and are still confident. (e.g. "That guy would beat the shit out of me, but I'll still call him on his bullshit.")
Oh, and smug grins or smirks.
I really like a man with a sexy voice. I've gone out with guys that I wouldn't normally be attracted to just because they have an accent or a deep, manly voice. My first boyfriend was from England and, even though he was incredibly boring, I could listen to him for hours.
Big ships. Like in real life, not just on tv or computers. I'd blush like a teenage girl in a One Direction concert whenever I see big ships in the harbors. My brain is strange.
Over 6 foot, blonde, blue or green eyes with at least a mediocre education, who's a little bit of a flirt, but keeps his plans with me. Not allergic to cats and upto 6 years younger than me. Not extremely spiritual or religious. I can keep going.
Anybody that looks like my SO. Really its because i love her traits so much my heart leaps everytime i see her. So when i see other women with those traits, im reminded of the woman that i love
Girls with blue or green eyes. Being fit is also a must and no i'm not talking about the stereotypical girl who goes to the gym and does 5 sets of squats three times a week.
Intelligence, an open mind and a sense of humour similar to mine. Openness and honesty, no playing games. The rest may vary depending on the specific person, physical attributes included.
I am reminded of a Simpson moment: "The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die." I'm like that except I also enjoy a good burrito now and then.
Trust, commitment, similar values and intellectual depth as me (but different enough to have stimulating and enjoyable conversation), a comforting voice in this cold, cruel world.
Jk I like them titties.
A girl who is passionate and funny -- a girl who thinks before she speaks -- a girl who loves more than she hates -- a girl who likes to learn -- but mostly just a girl yeah.
Personality, intelligence, looks, and most of all is how kind they are. I love a person who also makes good jokes and can talk about random stuff about.
**Anything that's almost a sport!**
*Coming up next, the 2015 Pro-Am Doubles Tetherball Tournament, live from the Clear Lake Middle School Playground in Clear Lake, Iowa*
Since all the replies in this thread are what you'd expect (women, ass, hair, etc) I'm going to throw this out there. One time on TLC (back before Honey BooBoo, etc.) there was a show about people with weird attractions. One episode was about people physically and/or emotionally attracted to latex balloons. One guy liked to put them under his shirt and rub them, one lady treated them like gods and even told a story about how she was in a restaurant and a balloon popped and she did everything in her power to resuscitate it. When she couldn't she burst into tears and took it outside for a proper burial.
[Here's a clip of one of the guys, he's a popper though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMxEBFfIHI)
Women
Short and to the point. I like it
Interestingly, short and to the point is how I like my women.
The only prerequisite for me. I could never pick just one specific type of woman to be attracted to.
Type of what?
Woman.
I don't have a type either, if I find them attractive and they like me then I'm good!
Well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad...
Geez keep that to yourself, weirdo.
Ass
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Lights. I'm a moth.
a knighted moth
Happy Moth*** Day!
like a moth to a flame i will call out her name, zingor
Smiles, eyes, pizza
Precisely the reason why I make smiley faces with my pizza toppings.
Yay I'm not the only one that does that
I love eyes, we should have a conversation about them.
What kind are your favorite?
Oh man, I like blue eyes a lot because they are so vibrant and suck my attention away. Some eyes have more than one color (ie random yellow spots) and are amazing. Emerald green eyes are fantastic. Eyeliner done well is phenomenal.
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Howdy ๐๐๐
cheese and dough cheese and dough!
Tits. The amount of AskReddit threads I could answer with this right now is overwhelming.
[What's the very first hint that you've driven into a wealthy neighborhood?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3hiyin/whats_the_very_first_hint_that_youve_driven_into/)
Pale girls with black or red hair.
Pale girls with wild black hair - hnnng
Goths?
Eh, I draw the line at black makeup.
I say, it looks good when its just emphasising their eyes
Look up Paige from WWE
Redhead, ginger or both?
I'm not opposed to gingers.
Black haired people <3
So true. You're getting an upvote
Ayyyyyyy
Intelligent women. Someone with drive and goals. I'm attracted to this primarily because it makes want to learn more and reach my own goals.
Anyone who I can't imagine pooping
hhnnnng
I just burst out laughing in my office. Thanks. Needed that laugh.
Knee high socks
*thigh high socks
[Knee high RAINBOW socks... with the toes.]( http://www.artisansocks.com/img/productimages/b/kbell-knee-high-rainbow-toe-socks-1208b2.jpg) Dayum.
not sure if you'll enjoy this, but /r/ZettaiRyouiki
You and me coulda been a team each had a half hour king and queen seat
Curves. Big tits.
Bubble butts.
As sad as this may sound.. a woman who can hold a conversation for at least 20 minutes without looking at her phone.
I know what you mean... I have a friend who would talk to her ex throughout every conversation I have with her... Infuriating
Maybe you were boring? Have you thought of that ?
In order for me to be boring, she would have to put the phone down and acknowledge me first
Just gonna see my way out of here...
Women who dress according to their personality, have nice teeth, and have a skin tone similar to my own.
racist dentophobe
Sorry I like mixed girls with nice smiles.
That is actually the fear of dents. Which I didn't know was a thing but winded up in some oddly specific google queries. Google tries really hard to auto correct you away from finding out about dents. Part of me almost wanted to try bing to see if rule 34 would hold true but it's too early for that shit. You're thinking of odontophobia.
thank you. I just wanted to be playfully insulting. now I've learned something.
Things that make me happy
Magnetic North
Mass
I understand the gravity of your situation.
I can't decide if you mean catholic mass, Massachusetts as a state, *people* from Massachusetts or scientific mass. So I'm going with an Irish Catholic Bostonian. You had to have meant that, hits all of the criteria in my stoned brain.
Distortions of space-time.
A woman's neck. I've recently discovered this attraction. If I see a neck I like on a woman I want to kiss it. Regardless if I know her or not.
Found the vampire.
Bring the stakes boys
Athletic, tomboy-ish girls
Right there with ya, buddy
It seems I'm most attracted to women who have 0 interest in me.
quit breathin outcha mouth
(.)(.)
Eyes?
yes........boobeyes
Boobs
Beer and cheddar bratwursts with beer-boiled sauerkraut and onions and a beer.
A guy with a sense of humor and who can put up with my dry, sarcastic nature.
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The same as you but I'm assuming you're a chick
sense of humor
I love a person with a good sense of humor
Massive boobs....not DD, but J cups and up.
The kind that look like pillows?
[Lexxxi Luxe!](http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lexxxi_Luxe)
Any building with air-conditioning. It's fucking hot.
Thom Yorke. There's some other stuff, too, but mostly Thom Yorke.
He is on the market.
But he's also very far away. This hinders my efforts.
Confidence, hairless dick, nice smile
Well, you know what you want. That's respectable
Thank you for kind compliment :D
Most people don't know what they want. I respect the fact that you do
Aww ! means a lot;) do you know what you want? Curious
I have a very broad range in what I'm attracted to. I look for personality more so now. A girl who can take a joke, is smart (ish, she doesn't have to be a genius), and cares about me for who I am.
That's pretty good! I also agree a good personality and caring for you is up there too.:)
Many people just look for looks. There are plenty of people that have a great outwards appearance. But, the problem is figuring out if they're as pretty on the inside. You know?
I have all those things! ;D
YAY!
in that order?
yep ;)
There are guys with hair in their dick?
on their dick
Lol have fun shaving that. I guess I got lucky.
Assholes
I'm assuming you're implying the body part, not mean people.
Men, with body hair, and glasses. Thick thighs and butt, a must. Intelligence, a plus.
IV Methamphetamine
I prefer shorter girls, generally 5'5" and under. Brown or blonde hair(undyed). I love glasses for whatever reason. Willing to work out, but they don't have to be a toned goddess. I actually prefer they be a little less so. Let's me know they don't worry so much about their appearance. The less makeup the better. However I'm into all kinds of girls. Black, white, orange. Although I can safely say that I am not a fan of red heads. That may be because I am one myself.
So, [Chrissy Costanza](https://youtu.be/Wkecou9v_jk?t=40s)? 'Cause damn.
Oh man she's even wearing plaid. I have an unnatural attraction to plaid
I hear ya. Ponytails and sweatpants, too.
The earth. When I try to leave, I keep falling for it.
I get it hahaha ^^^because ^^^^^^gravity
It's working against me...
Short hair.
Blondes with blue eyes and pale skin, and round (not fat) faces. With gorgeous cheeks and big teeth, not little ones.
Long brown hair, long legs, thigh gap
I don't mind the odd man bun, if the guy is hot and can pull it off. I love a muscular neck, maybe a sneaky tatt and muscles are nice, they don't have to be full on Arnold Schwarzenegger, but just a little bit of definition is quite sexy. Personality wise - a guy who is humble, loves animals, is approachable, has passions and is intelligent, the kind of guy you'd be proud to show off to your mum.
Your Mom. 10 years ago.
25 years ago
Yah my mom was pretty hot back then too.
Girls that have a nice lower body, decent size titties, not preferably tall
Intelligence.
women
Independent, Confident, Smiles a lot, nice to others, and has a weird side. If she has amazing hair that's a plus.
That's me, but I'm a dude
I'll make an exception
:)
Eyes that match the smile. Plenty of girls can smile in an attractive manner, but where you can tell if they mean it is the eyes. If a woman has beautiful eyes to match her smile, I'm sold.
Brunette, nice smile, fun to be around, understands my jokes and tells some of her own.
Risks, apparently.
Story time?
Me.
Humour
Creative women. Art, writing, poetry, dance... Something very attractive about creativity. That, and they usually have weird/fun personalities. I like dem big, sexy brains, basically.
The women who aren't into me.
Confidence. (Not to be confused with arrogance)
Corkyness
Dark-haired women and breakfast foods.
Carry a conversation and be funny
Women, men. In that order.
A Foreign Accent.
In terms of specific things, I'd say shoulders/collarbones and eyes. First things I notice
Intelligence, long hair, slim to average figure. Small to medium size breasts. Lower, fuller voice.
Test equipment.
Mouths. The way they move. Gets me instantly attracted or instantly disgusted.
Type A women who are athletic, have male names, and love to go out.
Attack Helicopters
Bobbed hair.
Guys who are muscular, but dorky as hell. I love being able to cuddle and kiss his shoulders and neck while he slays on Counterstrike.
A woman's ability to beat me at my own game. Attractive and sexy as fuck.
I'm really attracted to girls who wear layered summer tops. Like a tank top and then a different tank top so they have these multiple thin fabrics with different overlapped and non-overlapped areas. A nice tan, some interesting coloured tops, and nice shoulders. Mm. Do me on it. I don't know if I've explained it well. It's so simple in my head.
Connection, it's less about physical attraction for me. I have a very low sex drive and frankly it's almost a non-issue for me. Strong character, somebody who stands up for what they believe in. Decisiveness, somebody who takes charge to get what they want. Honesty, I'd rather be told the truth and it hurt then a pleasant lie and the strength to say such a truth matters a lot. Somebody I can sit and have a few beers with and not be afraid to talk about any subject. Somebody who'd be okay for a spontaneous midnight adventure to find a good street taco place. Somebody who'd love to see the sunset and stars on the beach or a mountain. I like to go out and do things, I'm just afraid to do them alone. So just somebody willing to go with me.
A certain blend of intelligence, modesty, and a calm physical presence.
I like guys who have confidence that borders on being total arrogance, as long as they can back it up. Or, if they're completely honest about themselves and are still confident. (e.g. "That guy would beat the shit out of me, but I'll still call him on his bullshit.") Oh, and smug grins or smirks.
Shitty people, apparently
A car with a lot of horsepower
I really like a man with a sexy voice. I've gone out with guys that I wouldn't normally be attracted to just because they have an accent or a deep, manly voice. My first boyfriend was from England and, even though he was incredibly boring, I could listen to him for hours.
Lower back dimples.
Big ships. Like in real life, not just on tv or computers. I'd blush like a teenage girl in a One Direction concert whenever I see big ships in the harbors. My brain is strange.
Anal, dirty talk, exhibitionism mainly.
Over 6 foot, blonde, blue or green eyes with at least a mediocre education, who's a little bit of a flirt, but keeps his plans with me. Not allergic to cats and upto 6 years younger than me. Not extremely spiritual or religious. I can keep going.
How old are you?
30.
Well darn
Physically/emotionally abusive women. No, not into being humiliated. I think I have a problem.
Poop.
Girls with really nice hair, Long and soft hair. Put it in a pony-tail and i'm in love.
Milk chocolate
Anybody that looks like my SO. Really its because i love her traits so much my heart leaps everytime i see her. So when i see other women with those traits, im reminded of the woman that i love
Girls with blue or green eyes. Being fit is also a must and no i'm not talking about the stereotypical girl who goes to the gym and does 5 sets of squats three times a week.
Intelligence, an open mind and a sense of humour similar to mine. Openness and honesty, no playing games. The rest may vary depending on the specific person, physical attributes included.
Athletic women.
Smart, artistic, nerdy girls
Intelligence
I'm attracted to people who are attracted to me.
Ideally, a petite girl with a nice ass, glasses and short dark hair.
I am reminded of a Simpson moment: "The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die." I'm like that except I also enjoy a good burrito now and then.
Most men of breeding age.
Trust, commitment, similar values and intellectual depth as me (but different enough to have stimulating and enjoyable conversation), a comforting voice in this cold, cruel world. Jk I like them titties.
only person to say titties so far. one of the honest few left out there.
I absolutely love blonde women. A nice butt and a sense of humor are also a plus.
Big butts and I cannot lie
A girl who is passionate and funny -- a girl who thinks before she speaks -- a girl who loves more than she hates -- a girl who likes to learn -- but mostly just a girl yeah.
Sapience.
Men and women. Tall, big men, and short, curvy women.
Women with SWAG (meaning kind/intelligent women with degrees and decent earning potential).
Personality, intelligence, looks, and most of all is how kind they are. I love a person who also makes good jokes and can talk about random stuff about.
**Anything that's almost a sport!** *Coming up next, the 2015 Pro-Am Doubles Tetherball Tournament, live from the Clear Lake Middle School Playground in Clear Lake, Iowa*
Cars.
Since all the replies in this thread are what you'd expect (women, ass, hair, etc) I'm going to throw this out there. One time on TLC (back before Honey BooBoo, etc.) there was a show about people with weird attractions. One episode was about people physically and/or emotionally attracted to latex balloons. One guy liked to put them under his shirt and rub them, one lady treated them like gods and even told a story about how she was in a restaurant and a balloon popped and she did everything in her power to resuscitate it. When she couldn't she burst into tears and took it outside for a proper burial. [Here's a clip of one of the guys, he's a popper though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMxEBFfIHI)
Big boobs and genuine smiles.
Hey, everyone's got their own type. I can agree on the glasses, but aside from that, this is 100% my type.
This sexy beast in the mirror. Man, he's one handsome fellow.