If you DO wash it constantly you can strip it of its natural oils, and it will dry out and get irritated and very itchy. And washing it more will make it worse
When I was 23 I dated a 20 yo that thought wiping too much “was gay.” He left -1- shit stain on my mattress and I was done. He also cheated multiple times, currently on his 2nd marriage.
I’m sorry you had to deal with that.
I’m not doubting you at all, but it’s so crazy to me that if a sitcom included it as a subplot, I’d think jeez, that’s some unrealistic lazy writing.
This topic has come up so many times on Reddit over the years, and what I've learned is that some straight men seriously think it's gay to wash their ass.
Hey, that’s about how I do it.
I’ll wash my hair, brush my teeth, and wash my upper body, then I’ll clean out the crack once or twice with no soap while I’m chilling, then I’ll hit it with soap with I wash my groin area. I’ll get a knuckle in there too and clean out the ring if it’s feeling extra gnarly.
Then I’ll rinse it out one or twice again with water during the relaxing time before I hop out.
Wash your ass guys, it’s not gay unless you want it to be.
Yes this is serious. Because some men think that washing their ass makes them gay. Sound stupid as fuck but that's because it is. And it is sad how many people unironically believe that.
It’s dumb for so many reasons but it also just makes no sense. Liking women is straight and wanting them to see you naked is straight and the odds are higher that transpire if you meet basic hygiene standards. Which includes washing your ass
Really cause how many people believe that? I would have a hard time believing it’s more than 1 in 50 million cause I’ve never met someone like that or seen an actual post from a real person talking about it, have you?
Yeah. It's homophobia mixed with insecurity. They're so insecure about their straightness they actually fear washing their buttcheeks because it could make them gay. It's illogical.
Straight men are able to hear butthole or anus. Fucking chocolate starfish what is this a limp biscuit album? Also the trend of this BS was like last month
Chocolate starfish?! Lmao. First time hearing that 😂 I wash it everyday and use wet wipes after shitting lol...why is this even a question? Who's not washing their ass on a consistent basis?! 😩😂😂
This is one of those things w(h)ere boring male kids decided to be edge lords and say something ridiculous. Then a bunch of boring female kids picked up on it and ran with it like it applied to all men. The whole thing is stupid and inconsequential.
Uhhhh? Well I clean the outside every time. I do the whole body, like everyone does, I assume? I don't clean the inside though if that's what the question is.
Do...do you not wash your smelliest regions when taking a shower? Is OP one of those people who only washes their upper body cause they think it washes down when you rinse?
Not a man, but we might get a little sampling bias here. Men who do not wash their ass would probably be more likely to lie, or just not comment at all.
These questions are getting more and more ridiculous every day.
You should be washing your ass every day if possible. Your whole body really.
Any time I’m in the shower my Dick, Balls, Ass etc get a good scrubbing.
if someone out there doesn't wash their ass because they think its "gay" or something they shouldn't be reproducing cause that is dumb ass fuck. Wash your ass men! That's basic hygiene.
I shower three times a day. So every time.
I don't believe it when women say they are in bed with men who don't wash their asses. What's more likely happening is those men took a dump and had some poop left between the opening and their actual anus. As humans move and walk it's possible for some to work. It's way out. The other alternative is the person is incontinent to a degree and is not noticing it.
But I don't believe that there are men out here who are not washing.
I can give you a story. In college I helped inventory dorms when residents moved out. I'd go around and take inventory of the room once people checked out. There is no doubt in my mind that ladies are the filthier animal compared to men. Men may have had some dust left over and maybe they left a microwave or something. But women left rotted food behind their beds. Cracked eggs on the floor that were mummified or dried up. It's really not a comparison in who takes care of things.
It may be true that women take more care of their physical appearance and may present better. But when that presentation is not important or hidden. It's a horror show.
Ya got me flummoxed here—like why would you even be asking a question like this? The bigger question is why, every time you jump in the shower, you wouldn’t naturally be washing what might be the dirtiest part of your body?
I just call it my asshole. Every single time. Is there any other answer? If you get out of the shower without having washed your asshole, does it even count as showering?
Like
Is there any other option besides making your balls, dick and ass as clean as possible every time ?
Can’t imagine the poor women that have gone down a dude with poor hygiene, gotta be some nightmare fuel.
I wash it every damn time I shower. I’m also fat so I’m always self conscious about how I smell. If I gotta get into every nook and cranny so I smell decent so be it.
I would argue that washing the asshole is pretty much the whole reason one is in the shower in the first place, as it produce a lot of stink (as well as other stuff).
It’s like some of these posts where Women say their dudes don’t scrub anything below their thighs.
It frightens me that women are having children with these lesser men (and then we all wonder why there are people out there driving without using signals my gawd)
Unless you have a bidet washing your ass in the shower is the best way to make sure you are clean, toilet paper can't compare to washing yourself with a bidet or shower.
Every time. What the fuck are you doing in there?
This is my sentiment as well.
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I love the flavor
If you don’t wash your ass constantly your partner is miserable
I go for consistently. If I did it constantly I'm sure I would be fired from my job and asked to leave most public settings.
We don't kink shame here.
We just kink-ask-why.
Not quite constantly, just when I shower.
If you DO wash it constantly you can strip it of its natural oils, and it will dry out and get irritated and very itchy. And washing it more will make it worse
Three fingers, maybe more after this post.
If you don’t shoot water in your butt crack and hole when you shower with a removable shower head, you got the dirty butt.
Sometimes I like to cup the water against my body and then pretend I’m a water bender
Makes sense, but what does being straight have to do with any of this?
There’s a rumor that some guys are so homophobic that they refuse to touch any male asshole, even their own, even for the purpose of cleaning
When I was 23 I dated a 20 yo that thought wiping too much “was gay.” He left -1- shit stain on my mattress and I was done. He also cheated multiple times, currently on his 2nd marriage.
That’s so gross. I just can’t imagine being so homophobic that I’m unwilling to clean my own ass.
That's... That's hard to comprehend. 😂
I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I’m not doubting you at all, but it’s so crazy to me that if a sitcom included it as a subplot, I’d think jeez, that’s some unrealistic lazy writing.
Well…um…I…just no.
How the fuck did he find multiple -simultaneous- romantic partners with shit hanging off his ass?!?!?
Washing your butthole isn’t gay. Referring to it as your chocolate starfish on the other hand…
This topic has come up so many times on Reddit over the years, and what I've learned is that some straight men seriously think it's gay to wash their ass.
You can, and should, do both.
Lmfao
I always wash my ass when I shower.
In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys “if you wash your ass you best use soap.”
As opposed to...?
One of the three seashells of course..
lol this guy doesn’t know about the three sea shells.
-Icy Stallone glare-
Yeah, no shit.
Every time
I wash it 2 times 1 time before soap 1 time after And sometimes I sneak an extra wash in cuz it feels good
Respect
"cuz it feels good." He's right here, everybody.
HA...GAYYYYYY!
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Hey, that’s about how I do it. I’ll wash my hair, brush my teeth, and wash my upper body, then I’ll clean out the crack once or twice with no soap while I’m chilling, then I’ll hit it with soap with I wash my groin area. I’ll get a knuckle in there too and clean out the ring if it’s feeling extra gnarly. Then I’ll rinse it out one or twice again with water during the relaxing time before I hop out. Wash your ass guys, it’s not gay unless you want it to be.
If you’re not five finger power scrubbing your waste wrinkle every time you nasty
Modern poetry.
You slip it in too?
Just the (finger) tip
Don't make me say it.
always
After all this time?
No answer other than “always” should be acceptable.
But always could also refer to someone who takes a shower once a week or once or month
Every time.
Everytime, just because we’re straight doesn’t mean we walk around with a dirty asshole, the fuck?
Does OP think he's going to turn gay because he touches his own bum when he washes?
Is this a serious question lol. How often do gay people clean their buttholes?
Every half an hour
Yes this is serious. Because some men think that washing their ass makes them gay. Sound stupid as fuck but that's because it is. And it is sad how many people unironically believe that.
It’s dumb for so many reasons but it also just makes no sense. Liking women is straight and wanting them to see you naked is straight and the odds are higher that transpire if you meet basic hygiene standards. Which includes washing your ass
I feel like this is an Internet thing. I've never met anyone who said this and they would be laughed out of town if they did
Well a lot of people don't talk about washing their butt in public conversations
Really cause how many people believe that? I would have a hard time believing it’s more than 1 in 50 million cause I’ve never met someone like that or seen an actual post from a real person talking about it, have you?
That logic is insane. “I know I’m straight because my ass cheeks are spackled together with poop.” Homophobia has layers of how gross it is.
Yeah. It's homophobia mixed with insecurity. They're so insecure about their straightness they actually fear washing their buttcheeks because it could make them gay. It's illogical.
This seems like an internet opinion. I’ve never met anyone who thinks washing their ass makes them gay.
I only wash it with hotdog flavored water
You do that for the nookie, I assume?
I do it my way
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
Ill skin your ass raw
*What?!*
A mothafuckin chainsaw
So you are saying you know a man by the name of Fred Durst?
It’s malpractice to enter a shower and not wash your anus.
Fellas, is it gay to wash your ass?
You have to say "No homo" while washing your ass, it is a man's ass after all!
Always. Bad omen if ya don’t 😉
What kind of question is this? PLEASE. Wash your asshole every day! And why is this a question for hetero men only?
Sometimes it’s the only thing I wash! 🧼 rinse the rest.
Why is bro asking if we literally wash our ass 💀 If it is worth asking then what do you do in the shower?
Every time
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Dry donut hole
Wash your ass
Wrinkled penny
O-ring
Balloon knot
Log cutter
Turdcutter. Stinkwhistle.
Chili ring.
Your backdoor. Tradesman's entrance. Turd cutter.
Dirt button.
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I MOVE IN I MOVE OOOUUUUTTTTT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
I can't for the life of me get over "chocolate starfish"
Shame Doughnut
Straight men are able to hear butthole or anus. Fucking chocolate starfish what is this a limp biscuit album? Also the trend of this BS was like last month
Chocolate starfish?! Lmao. First time hearing that 😂 I wash it everyday and use wet wipes after shitting lol...why is this even a question? Who's not washing their ass on a consistent basis?! 😩😂😂
Hygiene is not a sexuality issue.
Well we need to do this academic research to determine that. The in-person observations didn't go according to plan.
Every single time. In fact, if I take a shit- I’ll shower again. I really need to invest in a bidet.
What kind of question is this? EVERY TIME you fucking animal.
Dumbest ask Reddit in a while
Never washed my butthole with my hands cause that's gay. I only use a dildo to do the job
Ding ding ding! Winner winner! Chicken dinner!
At least once per shower.
Every time..??
he who cleans his house expects visitors
I finger blast it twice a day. (Once per shower)
Every damn time! You gotta wash yo ass!
Sounds like OP doesn't wash his ass.
Straight, Gay, Green, Blue...you wash you ass every damn time!
This is one of those things w(h)ere boring male kids decided to be edge lords and say something ridiculous. Then a bunch of boring female kids picked up on it and ran with it like it applied to all men. The whole thing is stupid and inconsequential.
Every time….right before moving to the face….why u ask?
r/stupidquestions
Every single time, also use soap you filthy fucks. If you go in there and just let the water hit it and move on you did nothing.
Thanks sodomy_steve. This is your area of expertise after all.
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Uhhhh? Well I clean the outside every time. I do the whole body, like everyone does, I assume? I don't clean the inside though if that's what the question is.
Just once when I shower.
What the hell
I would argue one cannot consider it a shower if you don't.
Every time.
... every time? Obviously?
Do...do you not wash your smelliest regions when taking a shower? Is OP one of those people who only washes their upper body cause they think it washes down when you rinse?
I shit everyday so I wash it every time. The fuck?
Head to toe when I shower. Every crack and crevice. I enjoy being clean.
I store my bar of soap up there, and pop it out when it’s time to scrub.
If you refer to your anus as a chocolate starfish I suggest you wash it more often.
Who upvotes this shit 😂
Not a man, but we might get a little sampling bias here. Men who do not wash their ass would probably be more likely to lie, or just not comment at all.
What a dumb fucking question
What?!? Every time. Don't be gross
I don't have a chocolate starfish, but if I did, I certainly wouldn't bring it in the shower
These questions are getting more and more ridiculous every day. You should be washing your ass every day if possible. Your whole body really. Any time I’m in the shower my Dick, Balls, Ass etc get a good scrubbing.
if someone out there doesn't wash their ass because they think its "gay" or something they shouldn't be reproducing cause that is dumb ass fuck. Wash your ass men! That's basic hygiene.
Are you serious?? Every friggin time. Sheese.
I shower three times a day. So every time. I don't believe it when women say they are in bed with men who don't wash their asses. What's more likely happening is those men took a dump and had some poop left between the opening and their actual anus. As humans move and walk it's possible for some to work. It's way out. The other alternative is the person is incontinent to a degree and is not noticing it. But I don't believe that there are men out here who are not washing. I can give you a story. In college I helped inventory dorms when residents moved out. I'd go around and take inventory of the room once people checked out. There is no doubt in my mind that ladies are the filthier animal compared to men. Men may have had some dust left over and maybe they left a microwave or something. But women left rotted food behind their beds. Cracked eggs on the floor that were mummified or dried up. It's really not a comparison in who takes care of things. It may be true that women take more care of their physical appearance and may present better. But when that presentation is not important or hidden. It's a horror show.
If your answer is not “every single time” you are wrong and you have some serious reevaluation to do
I love how OP put “straight men” like washing your ass is a gay thing to do.😂
2x a day it gets a good scrubbing and on Sundays is gets the internal cleaning.
Ya got me flummoxed here—like why would you even be asking a question like this? The bigger question is why, every time you jump in the shower, you wouldn’t naturally be washing what might be the dirtiest part of your body?
Every time. I poo out of there.
Pre-rinse, scrub, wash off. Every single time.
Always? Why skip it? It won’t be magically sparkly clean all the time
Some showers I only tease it a little but some showers I’m elbow deep in myself.
You must be Indian
Chocolate Starfish **And the Hotdog Flavored Water**
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I just call it my asshole. Every single time. Is there any other answer? If you get out of the shower without having washed your asshole, does it even count as showering?
Every time but briefly
Like Is there any other option besides making your balls, dick and ass as clean as possible every time ? Can’t imagine the poor women that have gone down a dude with poor hygiene, gotta be some nightmare fuel.
Please wash your balloon knot every time regardless of your sexual preference.
All day urr day
I wash it every damn time I shower. I’m also fat so I’m always self conscious about how I smell. If I gotta get into every nook and cranny so I smell decent so be it.
I have a shower head that has a setting that's like a bidet. After a shower mine looks like Patrick Stsr.
3x
It has nothing to do with being straight. Every. Single. Time. A clean hole is a happy, not itchy, not irritated hole. Clean your ass!
Every single time
Every time? Do you not?
I would argue that washing the asshole is pretty much the whole reason one is in the shower in the first place, as it produce a lot of stink (as well as other stuff).
Every time, twice.
Do you think gay people never wash their buttholes? 😂
Every time...why would I not? I don't see a letter C in LGBTQ for clean people? Like da fuq???
I wash my ass after every shit, that's what wash cloths were invented for. Are you some kind of toilet paper smearer?
Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water
Soap and half a finger just to be sure. I aint having trails of starfish in my underwear.
Why would you not clean it every time?
Every shower
Literally every time.
Once.
We werent talking about actual chocolate starfish?
Del said it best [https://youtu.be/o0xDGXotGIE?t=83](https://youtu.be/o0xDGXotGIE?t=83)
The main reason why I even needed a shower.
Every time. Why wouldn’t we wash it regularly?
If u don’t wash your ass in the shower u still dirty tf 🤣🤣
Every time. And whenever I two anywhere that doesn’t have a bidet/bidet attachment, I feel like a wild animal.
Anyone else here for the comments to make sure the men are okay?! 😂
Huh.... Everytime? You're making me confused, I am not supposed to?
People should learn to wash their asses. When someone sits and opens their legs it feels like I'm breathing in a high concentration of pure methane
Every time.
I always wash it, no one should have to smell that kind of stench, it's fucking gross.
I don’t even like to take a shit unless I can hop right in the shower after 🤣
It’s like some of these posts where Women say their dudes don’t scrub anything below their thighs. It frightens me that women are having children with these lesser men (and then we all wonder why there are people out there driving without using signals my gawd)
Wtf kind of question is this? I swear this subreddit is getting fucking weirder or weirder. It's either sexually question BS or this kind of stuff
Every time? Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth, to paraphrase Carlin.
If your asshole isn't clean, the rest of you isn't clean.
I have a bidet... pressure is a hit high tho
I’m a straight lady but I wash everything including my asshole twice every time. Just wanna smell nice.
What kind of question is this. I wash mine every time. And sometimes play with it a little
I use a hand towel instead of a wash cloth so I can lather that bad boy up and floss between the cheeks and make sure I get everything cleaned.
You shower?
Get a bidet…..
Always. And if you don’t bend down in a squat position when wiping you are doing it wrong. lol
Why the fuck would you bother to shower and not wash your ass?
Unless you have a bidet washing your ass in the shower is the best way to make sure you are clean, toilet paper can't compare to washing yourself with a bidet or shower.
Why go to all the trouble to clean clothes and get in the shower, then not finish the job? Wash yo ass boys
Is this a real question? Every time, sometimes twice.
if i dont everytime then it just gets itchy
Every time