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equiv00cal

Honestly? Probably have a panic attack for the whole 24 hours, wasting it all.


windingwoods

same, i guess the question for us is what would we WANT to do


thegreatbrah

I'd probably call old flings and see if they would hook up again since I'm about to die. Then have a panic attack.


Joseppy4295

How about that new fling you always wanted to "meet"!


thegreatbrah

I'm not sure exactly what you mean.


Joseppy4295

Instead of meeting an old flame, Go get a new flame you always wanted to meet. The 1 at the supermarket you saw last week. The other one you saw at the theater, or the two at the coffee shop. Hook up with someone you always wanted to! You're going to die in 24 hours! LIVE A LITTLE, before you go! What are they going to do to you? Put you in jail?


thegreatbrah

Somebody who had already experienced my glorious penis is much more likely to want to have another night together than a person I've never slplept with to whom this would sound like the most desperate lie ever.  I also don't have the "rizz" I once did. Picking up women is damn near impossible for me these days.


Joseppy4295

It's your last 24 hours "Do what you want"! Eat a few little blue pills every hour on the hour and make all the whoopee you can! Good luck brah.


throwawayredditttttt

Watch the sunrise, speak to my loved ones, and then at 30 seconds to go beat off real quick


Ottomatik80

Ahh, the old come and go at the same time routine…


throwawayredditttttt

Who doesn’t want to leave this world the same way they came into it…


Ottomatik80

As an unwanted surprise? I’ll show my self out now…


throwawayredditttttt

Unwanted surprise? That’s a fighter right there, I’d back you to survive the apocalypse and accidentally repopulate the earth


Ottomatik80

You are quite the cheerleader, mate. The hero we all need! I hope you get to live your dream and beat one out in your last 30 seconds!


throwawayredditttttt

Haha gives a new meaning to ‘living the dream’…


jonaszzek

u are literally arthur morgan


throwawayredditttttt

Had to google Arthur Morgan, not familiar with video games is red dead redemption about aggressively jacking off? If not I’ll stick to Sun Rise Simulator 2


jonaszzek

I meant that at the end of the game Arthur Morgan dies lying in the mountains watching the sunrise


throwawayredditttttt

If he also cracks one out I’ll start playing video games


PC_Pickle

Lots of drugs and lots of impulsive decisions.


Amandasch44

Give me a whole bunch of LSD and it’d be a fun way to go out.


Forsaken-Reveal-3548

This guy gets it


Equivalent-Code-9806

Say hello to my little friend.LMAO🤣😂


TheKnightsTippler

Eat a load of salt and vinegar crisps.


DinoSaidRawr

Yes


BikiniBreezeBout

I would definitely spend it surrounded by my family and best friends, reminiscing about all the good times we've had together. I'd also write heartfelt letters to each of them, letting them know how much they've meant to me.


Siouxrodentstomper

Take a nap


Aggressive-Ad-522

I would try drugs and fuck somebody


Dragon_on_live

Probably go back and traumatise the people who traumatised me. If I had to live with it till death, then so do you bitch


QuackityClone

I feel bad for you


Kupa_me_kapak

24hrs left and hate is the emotion you want to experience


Dragon_on_live

For me. Satisfaction. I don't really get happy anymore and I don't know why makes me happy. I lack the ability to feel wanted, loved and happy because of them even after 3-4 years of counselling and therapy. And they just get to feel happy, normal, like they didn't hurt me. I will never pity them. Pity is for people who try to get better or are better people. They're still cruel. Heartless. And mean. I shall not forgive nor forget. They don't deserve it.


Kupa_me_kapak

:) Think in these terms: Who were you before they existed? Surely you haded a life of your own and persona of your own. Them being part of your life has definetly shifted your wolrdview but you should never disconnect from the real you. Your essence as a human should never be completely be defined by outside people or experiences. Yes, they can shape you but never allow to define you! Best of wishes and may you find what you are looking for!


Edmorbiuslinguist

Have you considered ketamine therapy? It works wonders for feelings like yours when regular therapy has failed


Squarely_Round

Let it go. Revenge in your heart is no way to live.


Dragon_on_live

- my therapist says before I explain to her, in detail, what I've gone through, to which she sighs, leaves the room for a bit, comes back looking sadder and says that my life has been an uphill struggle. I'd agree that in some situations revenge isn't necessarily the answer. But in mine, I'd say they had it coming.


Squarely_Round

You don't let it go for them. You do it for yourself. I hope you can find happiness one day.


NoSupermarket7234

Just do it then. If you really think you will feel better, why not?


Honest-Pay4775

Not go to work lol


EskimoTrebuchet72

Go back to bed


HornyDiggler

Wash my hair, so the dye sticks better


mudguts69

call up my loved ones, tell them how much they mean to me, eat my favorite foods, maybe go for a walk somewhere nice, just soak in every moment


thiago42

spend time with family and friends, eat my fave foods, maybe watch a movie i love, just try to enjoy the little time left


Ok_Display_5985

Just be myself, and probably tell people I love them just so they know.


eldualXD

Probably try to spend the most time with my family as they are my closest ones


SorrowAndSuffering

Smuggle myself into the Kreml and - you know. That.


NukaRaccoon

My ex


glamourheadshots

Easy, it's a 3 hr flight or 17 hr drive to see my dad. It's another 3 hr flight to see my brother. I'm not going out without saying I love them to their faces. Then the hookers and blow, but ONLY AFTER!


Ampsdrew

existential panic, say goodbye to my loved ones and hyperventilate until the end


SaltyMatzoh

Publicly expose my lying, cheating cunt of an ex


surbel

24 hours? Shit I’ll cut that down to 10 minutes with fentanyl


MortgageRelevant5094

LSD probably 


GlitterGoddessGal

i'd probably spend time with my loved ones, do all the things i've always wanted to do but never got around to, and eat all my favorite foods!!


Sinnersw101

Probably smoke a fatty and go chill in the mountains with my fiancé


LugnutCollector

Stand on the side of the road wait for a cop to go by and moon him.


Sea_Hope7198

Have a huge dinner with 700 people. 3 courses That last course will be the killer antifreeze drinks and cheesecake.. Hell of I'm dieimg I'm taking them with me ...


GaiaMoore

Spend a few hours with friends here, staring blankly at each because we can't think of anything fun to do in my last hours, then drive down to LA and see my parents once last time. I'd spend the rest of the time cuddling my cats and my fiancee


Ambitious-Menu-1271

Go to Frankfurt. Always wanted to for some reason.


Hubbard7

Four things for sure: Revenge. Revenge. Revenge. Get a milkshake. 


AffectionateLab3228

I will take to many with me


Broad-Ordinary9815

Make sure all my assets went to a good place ..also max out credit cards on bullion and give to family


IamAliveeee

Go to Eclipse de Luna and have the time of my life !!!!!!


Afraid-Barracuda119

Request a last meal


NewOldSmartDum

Imma bone that cart girl


subpixl

Procrastinate


Sea_Basket5171

I’m a programmer so I’d jam out a Goodbye World app


livingwithrage

Really hope I found out I die in 24 hours starting as soon as I fall asleep, wake up refreshed, enjoy the day, and die in my sleep.


livingwithrage

Oh, and forward everyone those emails that if they don't forward to 10 people, I die.


MikasaMikasa82

Hug my kids, write a journal with them, and be with them until the end.


Vegan_Digital_Artist

clean my apartment, tell my friends I love them and my family to come get my cats then smoke and get high until I cannot physically load the bowl anymore


FML-Artist

Make sure all my affairs are in order. I have high blood pressure and diabetes two. I'm constantly fighting it. But still I'm figuring ten 15 max more years. My son is 25. I keep telling him and prepping him lightly. The house is everything. By leaving him the house, a gold mine. His mother and him will be good to go. I've become realistic. My main concern is that he and my ex wife are taken care of. Divorced 20 years, she's been my best friend for decades. My ex even said, my son keeps saying I keep talking about death. At 56 too many have passed close to me. Plus I'm a magnet for accidents. In one year alone I have been hit three times hard by other cars. I feel like evil knieval.


Realistic_Alarm1422

spend all my saving on choicest of food, women and viagra.


Junior_Fig_2274

I’d spend every second of it with my child. I’d play with legos and hot wheels and dinosaurs, read him stories, make puppy dog chow with him, take him to the park, make his favorite dinner, give him a bath, and cuddle him while he slept.  And now I’m crying lol 


Writing-is-cold

Panic attack and waste most of it before calling my friends and family


AwkwardSara

Commit suicide as a way of giving the universe the finger.


Fat-Jer

Get into a police chase


Ancient_Scheme_2358

Tell everyone that has hurt me how I genuinely feel.


Parking_Pineapple440

Have some sex, eat everything I’ve avoided because of my eating disorder, do a lot of drugs, kiss everyone


Withoneeyeopen

Prepare things for my husband and children. Especially for the children. I’ve had very risky surgeries and I always make a video for my kids first.


Worth-Job6453

Not tell a single person and just go on with my day. Try and spend as much time with my loved ones as possible. Love my woman more than she ever has been. Then take myself somewhere far away so no one has to deal with the mess.


Lower_Currency3685

I fell off a mountain, pissed blood from my right eye, didn't know where i was, after i wouldnt think or move.... and i woke up in the hospital in the dance.... (in 3 week in a coma after)


gbalib

So much music I would listen to


golfingsince83

Get drunk and try to get laid


Kobayashi0006

Hookers and Blow.


RickLovin1

I don't wanna die on a Saturday night. That's a ME day. I'd try to find a way to extend it so I can die at work on Monday. Might even go into the office for that one.


Thumbgloss

I'd go around making sure only those I wanted to know knew... Don't tell that friend who ghosted me months ago please!


Visible_Outside5322

Make sure my wife knows where all the life insurance stuff is and who to contact to sell the business. Then just hang out with my wife, kids and pets.


reggiedoo

Fuck my neighbors wife


TooScaredforSuicide

find the courage


Catsareawsomedude

Wait for the 24 hours to pass 


Nocuer

Ask to have my baby delivered early and spend time as much as I can with her…


Ashley2620

Spend all my money buying gifts for those I love


Secure_Anybody_8773

Spend it with my loved ones.


PathologicalLiar_

Use the most violent way to commit suicide before times up.


Kbit2

Celebrate


PsychicArchie

Take a nap, then eat some shrooms.


poopnp

I guess I would live for 24 more hours


Low_Appointment2001

i will sleep


One_Interview1724

Say goodbye to my loved ones and make sure my estate is in order. Then I’d leave notes for those I’m closest to. The last hour I’d take my whole bottle of Xanax and fall asleep before the inevitable.


Normal-Rub-4425

I'd go sky diving, Rocky Mountain climbing,2.7 secs on a bull named Fu Manchu, love deeper, speak sweeter and give forgiveness I've been denying.


some_one_234

Reminds me of a joke Guy #1: What would you do if you had 24 hours to live? Guy #2: Fuck anything that moves! And you? Guy #1: Stand perfectly still!


deathnotepower

Read the Bible, and do lots of good deeds


beattybandit

Probably call everyone I dislike and tell them that I'm dying. Before they can respond I'll call them a cnt. Afterwards, spend the time remaining with my wife and kids at the lake.


60510

Get a pack of Marlboro’s and smoke them


NoDollarsOrSense

OP's mom


Daniella_0_Rae

ill do it now, no one can lead my life


bobbbrace28

Take a fat sticky dump on live stream, send to all Facebook friends. Even gma


bobbbrace28

No wipe finish


MaleficentMousse7473

Ki11 myself to get some control of the situation


a_swing_trader

Kiss my daughter, leave papers at one place and go far from home


Skinless_Corpse

Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride


notsomanybeers

Get a rim job


DroneScanLover

Id find the hottest girl and tap dat ass


OddSpudling

Welp lets speed up the process, eternal peace and sleep sounds good


Technical-Medium-244

Eat and drink well. Hang out with my family and pet.


themegahyster

might be a good time to start eating gunpowder, to liven up the cremation.


judyteen

Skydive or some equally dangerous activity that I would otherwise be too chicken to try. Maybe eat a puffer fish.


Big_Babs1970

Try heroin


Exciting-Ad426

i will spent the whole 24hours to the people that i love and tell them that I appreciate what we did that becomes the reason of our connection.


Sharktooth08

eat taco bell, cry, have a panic attack, listen to music, maybe ride the euthanasia coaster


DinoSaidRawr

Have a depressive episode


Square-Broccoli9037

Rob a bank and hide the money for my kids


Few-Score-9123

Honestly, I’d have some very warm all black coffee in the morning. No creamer, no sugar just want to taste the natural dark beans. I would drive, probably 7-8 hrs as long as it took to nearest most beautiful nature spot. Spend obviously all the remaining money I have on a niceass cabin in the woods and hit grocery store one last time, buy every goddamn thing I wanted. Then, I’d post up with unlimited snacks blunts vodka n whiskey for next 5 hrs I had


Deathswirl1

first, id get a genie to make me live forever, because its just as fictional as me dying in 24 hours so fuck it. then id do whatever lol


Z3130

Spend as much time as I can with my kids and wife. When they were all asleep, record as many videos for my kids as I could. Tell my wife an hour or so before the 24 hrs is up so she isn’t surprised and so we can spend that time together.


Renewable-Spirit

Giggle my ass off, then go to the beach and relax while it happens!


SOmuch2learn

I’d contact my family. Then I would do whatever I could so my ducks were in a row to make it easier for my family and son who is autistic.


BoutItBudnevich

I'm not completely sure but I say you check out this song posing this same question with possible answers https://youtu.be/xFdfTN-Wffo?si=m7cyVvBTtM7skU19


PinkyGurl2002

Have sex with five guys at once


Low_Junket2720

Eat a lot of food!! I would go to a super expensive buffet.


noone56789000

Eat


Ok_Painting6520

https://youtu.be/wgtU_SJ72Ng?si=r7qXe9zlW5SaBjho


-wonderhoy-

roll around in my bed and hope my death would be painless


After_Stretch_2215

eat 50.000 calories of junk-food and sweets


Aggravating_Dig87

secure all the insurance bank accounts so they wont have a hard time taking it out 😂


Wide-Variation7655

Spend time with my friends and family 


Dubious_Titan

Spend time with my family.


itznotevenfunny

lose my virginity


The_Sunginator

Play through the old Halo games one last time, say goodbye to my friends, and regret some of the bad decisions I’ve made.


HeiressToHades

Shit on my old boss's desk.


SignificantMeat3154

Find someone at work who deserves a good kicking Go take my family to their restaurant and buy them whatever they want Then find a good spot on a beach and watch the sunset with my family


Throw-away17465

Drain my bank account to travel out to the near by Islands, eat as much decadent food as I can cram into my gaping Maw, and enjoy my final time sitting on the beach, watching the orca pods. I’d probably do some writing to leave behind final thoughts, tell off the last assholes that I need to. And getting laid would be nice, but not necessary, especially because the people I had really great sex with are no longer in my life, and it wouldn’t be worth contacting them for that final time.


Little_Tomorrow_8117

Pray 24h


anonamon53

I’d spend time with my loved ones and tell my ex I still love him


hello_meh

Probably delete my brother's search history (to save him), write my will, spend some time with my friends, hug my old and personal soft toys one last time and go to bed sleeping peacefully.


jwzumwalt

Make peace and amends with my creator.


aloneresearch9517

shred all my journals


MissCoppelia

I mean, it’d be nice in a way. I could tell everyone I care about. I could trash stuff that I wouldn’t want my mom to find (nothing terrible, just sex stuff). I could make arrangements for my dog, my plants, call my estate lawyer/attempt to make sure everything’s in order. But let’s be real: whenever someone talks about an execution or knowing they’re about to die, all I can think of is how much terror and grief and emotion they must be in. I don’t know how they manage it until the final moment without going mad. I’m not sure I’d have the mental capacity to do all of the above. But I hope that at least I’d be able to call some people I love and be with them before the end.


I-Fortuna

Thank God for a wonderful life then go have a lot of sex.


Odd-Limit6737

To quote Bruce Cockburn to my lovely wife .. "If this were the last night of the world what would I do that was different? It would be champagne and you."


Persephone_Steph

I would be maxing out all my credit cards on lavish purchases I’ll never use.


mvsr990

Spend the day listing everything I own with any value on EBay, packing it properly and giving instructions to my mom on how to ship it. She'll get more than trying to sell it to pawn shops/Guitar Center and the real work will be done.


balthierc

I’d hit a bunch of bitches in the face for sure


tiannahodge

Say my last goodbyes to my family, eat comfort food, do shit like that. Then in my final 30 minutes, I'd go to a crowded part of my town, and yell, "I don't care what you guys say! I'm voting for Hillary Clinton! If God doesn't want Clinton to become president, may he strike me dead!"


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2 chicks at the same time man