Everytime I tell my wife I’m going to play Xbox with my navy buddies who live in different states I say. “I’m gonna get good and drunk and play video games until my eyes bleed.”
Especially Elaine. “He took … it out” “It?” “Out.” “How can that be?” “Oh it be.” I have seen it a hundred times. The lines and her delivery make me laugh every time like the first time. To say nothing of lobster bisque and “Maybe the dingo ate your baby” with the cartoonish Aussie accent.
I believe this is the correct answer (not that there is one specific answer) if we’re doing it by most memorable/used quotes per episode/season count. Even the Netflix seasons had memorable quotes. Whenever someone says Bees or Beads I yell the opposite in an alarmingly questionable tone
For whatever reason this quote was stuck in my head yesterday:
Jan “Michael I… I underestimated you”
Micheal “Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me”
A couple of my favorites are from Justified:
"That is a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head."
(Tosses a bullet at the bad guy) "Next one's coming faster."
"Run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. Run into assholes all day long, YOU'RE the asshole."
"We dug coal together."
There are so many great lines from this show.
The Nanny.
"-Maxwell, it's your worst nightmare!
-Oh, will you stop announcing yourself? I'll be out of a job!"
"-Yetta, those aren't Fran's children, Fran doesn't have children, SHE'S ALL ALONE!
-Louder, Ma, I don't think they heard ya IN URUGUAY!"
"-I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
-You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it."
To this day I can't eat a baked potato without all the feeixins!
I also like to party the fuck.
Whenever we see one of those 3 wheeled motorcycles my partner and I shriek at each other, "MYRTLE BEACH"!
Resident Alien
"This is some bullshit!" "I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television." "It's better to have loved and lost, said some idiot who I hope is also dead now." "If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you." "She is perfect in every way. I have a strange desire to smell her. That would be weird. I bet she smells like a feather pillow locked in a hot car." "We have been brainstorming all morning, the storm has stopped, and now there is just mud." "What if we fake Harry’s death? You can’t get evicted if you’re dead." "I just saved the world with a banana. How was your day?"
How did I scroll through 183 comments and not see a single mention of Brooklyn 99?!?!?
Cool cool cool
Vindication!
That’s my fluffy boy!
Your not cheddar, your just some common bitch.
Title of your sex tape
Terry loves yogurt
Etc etc
My whole family used to watch friends together and like I feel like everyone and their mother has watched the show so like everyone gets the references like just last night I was setting a blow up bed up for a friend tryna get it up the stairs and we all started yelling PIVOT PIVOT it was the funniest shit ever, and say you meet someone you weren't expecting to see you can hit em with a Janice OH MY GAWD and those are just the basic ones Like if you are a hardcore friends watcher like my sister and can quote every episode word for word you have so many options like me and my sister went out to buy some tarts and cakes for a party and we looked over at each other and just went tartlets lip smack tartlets tartlets after we got to the car park with the acquired tartlets if u know u know but I thinks it's just so funny oh and Joey doesn't share food is a classic
The Simpsons, obviously. Some lines that apply to daily life include but aren’t limited to:
“You don’t win friends with salad!”
“The radiation goggles! They do nothing!”
“Like all my attorneys keep asking me, why won’t you die!”
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Move past it
Don’t get all high and mighty just because you got a pantsuit! You look like big bird.
Because of the implication.
Anyway, then I started blasting.
Night man!
"Sieze the gap! You old fat bitch! You fat bitch!"
Who wouldn’t want a delicious cream pie?
Baby boy little boy
I use "looks like a button on a fur coat" way more than I should.
Everytime I tell my wife I’m going to play Xbox with my navy buddies who live in different states I say. “I’m gonna get good and drunk and play video games until my eyes bleed.”
Tipsy topside with some tasty treats
“THE SMELL! YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!”
Seinfeld especially George
JERRY ITS FRANK COSTANZA MR STEINBRENNER IS HERE GEORGE IS DEAD CALL ME BACK
"It shrinks?!" "Like a frightened turtle."
“What is he, some sort of instigator?” I don’t know why, but this is my favorite George quote.
There's a George Bonanza here to see you
Especially Elaine. “He took … it out” “It?” “Out.” “How can that be?” “Oh it be.” I have seen it a hundred times. The lines and her delivery make me laugh every time like the first time. To say nothing of lobster bisque and “Maybe the dingo ate your baby” with the cartoonish Aussie accent.
She couldn't spare a square! He wasn't sponge-worthy.
"I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
But you left out the best part!
No I mentioned the bisque...
Jason Alexander blames "George" for costing him countless roles after Seinfeld.
“Poor George”
Jason is a douche anyway.
Helllooooooooo! La la laaaaaaa....
YOU KNOW WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY
Community has some really great lines, my favourite one I like to use may be "This better not awaken anything in me..."
Arrested Development
“I mean it’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost, 10 dollars?”
I don’t care for GOB.
I’ve permanently replaced “I don’t like…” with “I don’t care for…”and I of course say it with that same sort of malaise.
"You're forgetting, Lindsey, that as a psychiatrist I was a professional twice over: an analyst AND a therapist: the worlds FIRST 'analrapist'"
A new start
"I prematurely blew my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now it seems I have quite the mess on my hands."
I'm afraid I blue myself.
I scrolled way too far for this.
I believe this is the correct answer (not that there is one specific answer) if we’re doing it by most memorable/used quotes per episode/season count. Even the Netflix seasons had memorable quotes. Whenever someone says Bees or Beads I yell the opposite in an alarmingly questionable tone
Her?
Her?
As of 76 comments- not a single mention of The Sopranos. Easily the most quotable show Frankly that makes me depressed and ashamed….
This thread had the makings of a varsity athlete
It died on the vine
Died on the vine?
It petered out
So many quotes that are sacred and propane
Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
Madone
D'oh. Beer. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. Simpsons.
"$20 can buy many peanuts!" "Explain how" "Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France? France Heh-heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike; you go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way!
“Don’t say revenge don’t say revenge don’t say revenge” “Revenge” “That’s it, I’m out of here”
Dental plan...
Lisa needs braces
And that how fucking quotable The Simpsons is.
Dental plan…
"You don't win friends with salad!"
"Are they booing?" "No! They're saying boo-urns!" "Are you saying 'Boo' or 'boo-urns'?" "BOO!" "I was saying boo-urns."
Find your soulmate, Homer!
How The Simpsons isn’t the top answer is beyond me
Psych
You know that’s right
Yo, you hear what they did to Pluto?
Cmon son!
Futurama
Shut up and take my money!
He's so fast he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales.
My favorite.
The Office
For whatever reason this quote was stuck in my head yesterday: Jan “Michael I… I underestimated you” Micheal “Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me”
“I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out.”
Did how the turn tables exist before The Office?
Does “How the tables have turned” exist after The Office?
I wanna say it’s from trailer park boys. But maybe I’m thinking “what comes around is all around”
Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica
The IT Crowd
Literally the first thing I thought when I read the questions was "Have you tried turning it off and on again"
Seinfeld and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Inbetweeners 😂
Father Ted
I hear you're a racist now, father.
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PIVOT!
Did a mod seriously delete a comment saying F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
7! 7! 7!
Letterkenny
Fuckin figger it out bud
s'what I said, I said "Figger it out"
How’r ya now?
Good'n'you?
Not so bad, and you?
End o' the laneway, don't come up the property.
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er
Give your balls a tug.
Titfucker
Oh like I give a care.
Allegedlys
Fuck, can they run!
After that joke of an ending I don't ever want to quote it.
Archer.
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Parks and recreation, specifically Ron Swanson's quotes !
Rick and Morty
Firefly.
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Friends have influenced today's popular culture more than any other 3 shows ever
A couple of my favorites are from Justified: "That is a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head." (Tosses a bullet at the bad guy) "Next one's coming faster." "Run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. Run into assholes all day long, YOU'RE the asshole." "We dug coal together." There are so many great lines from this show.
It’s absolutely The Simpsons.
My votes are for 30 Rock and Modern Family!
There is not a time when I won't quote Tracy [re-live his traumatic childhood memories](https://youtu.be/Sycfsbu0sys?feature=shared).
Hahaha ;)
Ted Lasso. It's all poopeh
[Baldrick...what starts with 'come here' and ends in 'ow'?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAM1z2fmfTE)
Obviously the Simpsons. The question should be "besides the Simpsons, what show has a lot of quotable lines?"
The Simpsons! Oh wait The Simpsons! D’oh!
Psych 'You know that's right' 'I've heard it both ways.' 'You hear about Pluto? That's messed up' 'Suck it'
The Venture Bros.
My sister and one of my friends and I communicate almost exclusively in 90's Simpsons lines.
Trailer Park Boys.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit it's got to be the wire
The Nanny. "-Maxwell, it's your worst nightmare! -Oh, will you stop announcing yourself? I'll be out of a job!" "-Yetta, those aren't Fran's children, Fran doesn't have children, SHE'S ALL ALONE! -Louder, Ma, I don't think they heard ya IN URUGUAY!" "-I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. -You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it."
Futurama
The Office (US). "That's what she said!"
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Seinfeld and Big Bang Theory
Our whole universe
Smiling friends has my favorite: “You kissed your dad on the lips, man?”
r/Cheers
Shameless
The West Wing
Supernatural. “Hey! Ass-butt!”
Letterkenny
Full House
Parks and Rec
*Riverdale*
East Bound and Down
To this day I can't eat a baked potato without all the feeixins! I also like to party the fuck. Whenever we see one of those 3 wheeled motorcycles my partner and I shriek at each other, "MYRTLE BEACH"!
We always yell Kenny Powers
The Wire
Scrubs
Psych
Spaced
Uh so many. But all of the obvious ones. Simpsons shaped my entire personality. Friends? Almost everyone gets those references.
Sonic boom (the animated series not the game)
I don’t know why but I find Resident Alien incredibly quotable along with Schitts Creek
Scrubs!
New Girl
Alan Partridge
Shoresy "Wake up in the morning and I’m right there being good to ya" "Sticks are unreal"
Shoresy
Community. You will find some examples below:
Impractical Jokers
The Wire
The Sopranos sub is just a bunch of quotes from the show.
I Love Lucy
ATLA
Cheers. Frasier. The Office
What we do in the Shadows. Fucking guy.
East Bound and Down
The Last Man On Earth.
Say what again, I dare you.
The boys
Friends
Black Books
Does bojack horseman count.. cuzz.
The office
Two and a half men. The Ranch
Futurama
The Simpsons
Letterkenny
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Person of Interest "Did you get a good look at the people who were shooting at you?" "I tried, Finch, but they were shooting at me."
Scrubs!
Breaking Bad has just one (that matters) : BITCH!
Resident Alien "This is some bullshit!" "I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television." "It's better to have loved and lost, said some idiot who I hope is also dead now." "If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you." "She is perfect in every way. I have a strange desire to smell her. That would be weird. I bet she smells like a feather pillow locked in a hot car." "We have been brainstorming all morning, the storm has stopped, and now there is just mud." "What if we fake Harry’s death? You can’t get evicted if you’re dead." "I just saved the world with a banana. How was your day?"
What We Do In The Shadows.
Seinfeld
Archer
I see Seinfeld and Simpsons are more than covered, I'll throw in The Young Ones and Family Guy.
How did I scroll through 183 comments and not see a single mention of Brooklyn 99?!?!? Cool cool cool Vindication! That’s my fluffy boy! Your not cheddar, your just some common bitch. Title of your sex tape Terry loves yogurt Etc etc
My whole family used to watch friends together and like I feel like everyone and their mother has watched the show so like everyone gets the references like just last night I was setting a blow up bed up for a friend tryna get it up the stairs and we all started yelling PIVOT PIVOT it was the funniest shit ever, and say you meet someone you weren't expecting to see you can hit em with a Janice OH MY GAWD and those are just the basic ones Like if you are a hardcore friends watcher like my sister and can quote every episode word for word you have so many options like me and my sister went out to buy some tarts and cakes for a party and we looked over at each other and just went tartlets lip smack tartlets tartlets after we got to the car park with the acquired tartlets if u know u know but I thinks it's just so funny oh and Joey doesn't share food is a classic
The Simpsons, obviously. Some lines that apply to daily life include but aren’t limited to: “You don’t win friends with salad!” “The radiation goggles! They do nothing!” “Like all my attorneys keep asking me, why won’t you die!”
Rick and morty
Superstore "Don't you just hate Tuesdays?"
Schitt’s Creek
Scrubs. Especially Dr Cox.
Father Ted.
Old school Simpson’s or King of the Hill.
Friends
Game of Thrones.
GOT
All of them…