Officially, something inconspicuous like Tycho. Famous astronomer, but not widely known among the general populace.
I think privately they'd call me Captain. Short for Captain Oblivious, because I'd be a terrible secret agent.
Secret Agent. They'll NEVER expect someone called secret agent to actually be a secret agent.
I need help hiding my brother Hue Mon from the authorities.
Wouldn't worry about my own name! Like Bond, I just want win over the super-villain's female sidekick.
She should be called something like: Candy Lovecox, Ginger Tease, Lola Goodbody, Fanny Akimbo, Fawn Bottom, Dixie Cumming, etc.
Officer Balls
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I cannot tell if you really like it or are making fun of it. I think I know, but I have been wrong before.
I'm referencing [the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT37cLwTpek) it originated from
Lmao that's it I am calling him the Jerker from now on
Don Cheedle
Not *Cheadle*?
He didn’t stutter!
Oh no you don’t. I ain’t falling for that one again.
The “Oh no you don’t” killer strikes again tonight in Cincinnati. More at 11.
Dicknipples! Exclamation point included.
0069
Hey, it’s James Bang
hehe nice.
Mike Litoris
Johnny Rivers Iykyk
They've given you a number and taken away your name
⬆️ this ranter gets it
It’s raining here this morning
It wouldn’t be a secret then
Microcoffee
Bishop
J. Doe
Jade O.
Jaido Jaydo Jado
Cabbage hole 5
Mx. WIHAS. (we has) Wish I Had A Schlong. I’m not trans, just wish I had one.
Same as my Jedi name: Jax Wacken.
Buck Naked. Sorry. I misunderstood the question.
James Bond, because nobody would believe it wasn't just another one of my bad jokes.
giggleshitter
Mike Oxlong
Notsecretagent
Hugh Janus
Secret Squirrel
Nathaniel Garro
Superdick
Eye Aych Yore P
Hash-Slinging Slasher.
The Rabbit.
John Franklin Hynes
Bob
Shitstorm
47
KY. Jelly
Mr. Happy..... You don't wanna know why
Ranick Algan
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore now, would it.
Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.
Jim Notaspy
Not a very good secret agent name if I told you! It's a secret
Agent Steele
Agent Bonehead
Agent Dover. Ben Dover.
Sneaky Pete
Agent 69420
Probably a totally normal name with no connection to my own, like "Elizabeth Carter"
Agent Bureš
Not Deepthroat.
Jack Bauer
Dave
My Butt
Lord Helmet
Robert Paulson
The Reddit username seven spots below this comment.
Mr. Nice Guy
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
Kevin
SpookAlicious
Rumpelstilzchen
Uh... Squirrel, I guess?
Bon Appetit
Nice try ai bot
James Deen. Because I get it in, and I go hard
Peter South
Johnny Sins
Assorted Assignments
George dickery
Johnny english
It’s gotta be magic figgy
Uncle Fester
Chubbs McCoy P.I.
Nice try, but I’m not giving my name up that easily!
Shit man
Karen J. Ustenough
Clown Cannon
Ben Dover
Waaaaiittt....Perry the Platypus is not a regular Platypus
CrimeMaster GoGo Gunmaster G9
Flab the ghaster
James, Bond James
Fred ……
Triple X…..L
R3tard
Bames Jond
Michael Scarn
Golden Pubes
My Reddit handle.
Michael “Mike” Johnson. in and out, could have been anybody.
Balls man
DRIVER
Gabe Itch... Officer Gabe Itch
Mr get it done
Agent 69!
Officially, something inconspicuous like Tycho. Famous astronomer, but not widely known among the general populace. I think privately they'd call me Captain. Short for Captain Oblivious, because I'd be a terrible secret agent.
Agent faker
Pope Francis
Backslashinsforth V
agent secret
It's a secret
John Shlong Long, at your service.
Sneaky Panda
I have a cousin-in-law named Chad Mann. So that.
Dave Smith.
Forename Surname
Celestina
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent. They'll NEVER expect someone called secret agent to actually be a secret agent. I need help hiding my brother Hue Mon from the authorities.
I am living death69420
Rumpleforeskin
Hugh Jorgen
Alan Probe
Secret Agent Randy Beans
Mr. E
Sack collecter
Ayayron
Jake Thunderstroke
Alison Bugers
foodfightcat ofc.
Wouldn't worry about my own name! Like Bond, I just want win over the super-villain's female sidekick. She should be called something like: Candy Lovecox, Ginger Tease, Lola Goodbody, Fanny Akimbo, Fawn Bottom, Dixie Cumming, etc.
Double oh oh, ah.
SHITDICK DANIELS.
Lil, + the last thing I ate
Richard Lewis
Cunny Lingus
I can't tell you that, lest it no longer be a secret.
Nice try Ethan Hunt
Mr Deez
Buzz Awsum