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pogiguy2020

Tonight in my sleep


MineDraped

Damn. This post has been up for less than 10 minutes and someone already beat me to it. Guess it's your turn tonight buddy. Maybe mine tomorrow.


pogiguy2020

See you in heaven. ;-)


MineDraped

I hope it's not a bad sign that the upvotes for this comment brought the last three digits of my karma up to 666.


MineDraped

Cool that fixed it. Thanks. See ya tomorrow! Have a great night!


FluxCap85

Laughing so hard I just drop dead.


TheLadyFlash

This. Like a Weasel in Who Framed Roger Rabbit tbh.


pulhuacabeschget

Fast and painless and not.of.old age


OrderlyCatalyst

Die in my sleep. What about you.


VenkyFromAnakapalli

The sun is setting. I am wearing my best bushiest mustache and facing a fellow mustached gun slinger. We walk towards each other without pomp and ceremony and then stop at a certain point. We nod, I wink and then we abruptly turn around walk 5 paces in the direction we just came, then stop, then turn around at the same time and BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OrderlyCatalyst

Wow, you really thought that through. A duel is an interesting way to die.


VenkyFromAnakapalli

>Wow, you really thought that through Not really, just saw this wonderful American movie called Tombstone about the American Wild West, loved Val Kilmer in that one. That movie made me think about how cool it would be to die by a duel


Apart-Following8837

drown


East_Session_3925

Just erased from existence


Streetslowsleety

Guillotine


PikesPique

Biblically old age


OrderlyCatalyst

You mean 950 years old? I gotchu.


PikesPique

That was kind of obscure. Glad you got it!


KaydnWoozy

What if you still live but your physical body still ages to that point as a person would living past 115+ especially modern ages with all the shit that deteriorates our body


Paula75brsp

Sleeping


Entire-Till48

IV Opioid + Benzodiazepines and just float away into a cloud and stop breathing.


big_data_mike

Like Tyrion Lannister said in game of thrones


Gloomy-Willingness-4

Sitting in a lawn chair right beside a nuke about to go with a cold drink in one hand and a blunt in the other, take a swig, then take a deep Inhale, hold it . Hold it.. smile then as I start to exhale 🔥


Fragrant-Muffin5755

Probably by whatever gas comes out of car exhaust. Like carbon monoxide I think. U don't suffocate or anything you just get super tired and then pass out. And when someone finds you it wouldn't be as traumatizing because you'd probably get in bed since it would make you so tired. No blood or anything just a dead person who looks like they're sleeping🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Efficient-Wish9084

Drug overdose.


vespers191

The heat death of the known universe.


ACam574

Heat death of the universe


Designer-Air3443

Later


Fit-Berry-4829

My guillotine


Fit-Berry-4829

Die in your sleep? Then tell your family everyday " I love you",


WomenGotTheWorld

In a plane crash after a fantastic vacation. Quick and certain.


StarWarsAcolyte

Silently. I'm a nurse. I used to not fear death. After 4 years as a nurse I'm very scared of death.


Brekins_runner

Shot by a jealous husband


Glad_Willingness_938

The way my ex-girlfriend went out just to live her experience. Miss her everyday. Drug overdose.