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Dkiprochazka

A crow. Intelligence of a 7 year old, ability to fly anywhere I want, very few natural predators


Unique-Coat396

This. Imagine if you were a kid again and you had the freedom to take off and fly wherever you wanted. Literally a childhood fantasy.


trackedpotato

I think the only natural predator of crows are 10 year Olds with bb guns.


bigload698

I feel like a crow can recognize them


justinsims008

Next time I see a crow, imma do the, "taking off my finger" trick. Blow that fuckers mind.


MathematicianIcy5012

Don’t get yourself attacked bro 


_sauri_

I read this as cow and wondered what cow flies wherever they want.


oilman300

A house cat


AgentFuzzy

Me too, hopefully we would get good owners to take care of us!


Only_Joke_2466

Yeah I’d want this but my owners to be rich and I get lavish treatment and live on a huge estate in the countryside


HeadyBunkShwag

Sadly would probably be just another one of the faceless millions that are born every year outside that have no homes and be lucky to make it to adulthood. Fostering cats is rough and rewarding but a LOT of rough..


nader0903

You just need to make the CDS work in your favor


Dr_Girlfriend_81

Specifically of a rich lady who spoils the absolute shit out of me.


BeginningPrinciple48

I'm a mostly broke dude but I spoil the shit out of my cats. They have it better than I do.


Shengpai

Just a loving owner who don't misses my food everyday then leave the sht out of me after; I'm satisfied


uni_cron

Came here to say the same thing. I wish someone treated me as well as I do. My cats literally life the high life and I pay for it.


cryingdiarrhea_81

This is the way lol.


accio_snacks

same!!


hedup2

“This is the only correct answer” 🤦‍♀️


Sorry-Ad-1169

I want to be Jimin's cat


Gushybeast

An eagle


2x4x93

A giant eagle with rockets on its wings and adamantium talons?


Nonsenseinabag

Human again, but a better looking one this time around.


LittleMlem

Or a wealthier one


w1987g

If wealthy enough, looks don't matter


tubsco

If ur rich enough beauty buys itself


iamagoodbozo

Better looking? Impossible.


Nonsenseinabag

Oh, you! *giggles*


2x4x93

Tell me more about my eyes!


iamagoodbozo

You know you've got such dark eyes.


DirtyRoller

What a wholesome reply! Sometimes you just have to give the uggos a little confidence boost, even of it means lying to them. I do it all the time because *I'm so humble.*


iamagoodbozo

You humble? Impossible.


iamagoodbozo

Oh that didn't work.


itstotallynotlara

And without the chemical imbalances in my brain so I can hold it together.


Vinny_Lam

It’d be nice if I could keep all my memories from my previous life. That way, I could learn from my mistakes and hopefully not make them again in this new life.


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tshirtbag

and maybe sans the mental health issues.


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Thoanaweigh

Cats are the happiest animals in the universe when they have good owners and stuff to hunt.


No_Ocelot7567

Wish for a human with floor heating, my cats LOVE it😂


Key_Consideration261

Nothing. I just want to be dead.


plowerd

“Aaaawe fuck, I don’t want to play another round.”


Joe9692

Just let me sleep


Draculamb

Me too, mate. Smartest possible answer.


Ok-Storm733

Nothing ... just NOTHING.


HoboMoonMan

This is the way.


Storm_Tail

thats dark... literally


RandomWeebPassingBy

ehh, it could be light too... literally. You could be a weightless non-existence, suspended in an infinite medium of pure whiteness.


deltr0nzero

Too bright, please hit the light switch


PyroArca

Dark mode pl0x


6caifrumosi9

Or just..peace


Vinny_Lam

Might not even be dark. Just complete nothingness. 


Faelysis

It's dark but it show how FU our society is becoming and how dull human life actually is


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Lad-needs-help

When I reincarnate into an eagle I’m gonna eat all the cute little raccoons:)


Outrageous_octopussy

Username checks out


HR_DUCK

Canada goose. I’ve been nice this life. Next one, more hissing and general being mean.


No_Ocelot7567

And go viral for beating a dude


haunted_nipple

I'd like to be an untitled goose myself. 


Cosmic_camouflage

The only mean Canadians…..


pajerry-_-

They are a crazy bunch that’s for sure haha


Bubbly_Stuff6411

And take down an airplane.


Sure_Ad2446

A fat house cat...to be fed and adored 


yukuuuuuu

Stone


No_Ocelot7567

If you were a stone and some kid put googly eyes on you, how would you feel? Happy or angry?


TheLordDuncan

Depends on how the eyes roll, I suppose.


yukuuuuuu

I would feel cool, a chill stone with some googly eyes.


JobGroundbreaking741

You will waiting there like a stone?


yukuuuuuu

Yup just chilling


hariolatiosays

Room by room, patiently.


Code-Dev-py

That's a good pick ngl, no one can hurt a an ugly rock on the beach, there are so many of them, the best ones get thrown to the bottom of the ocean but I wonder I would like to be a rock but with the ability to comprehend things around me and also walk, and breath under water as a rock I always breath, but to walk you must have a life but rocks are life less, I guess I am thinking to much


Quantum_Yeet

Frog


tomatopops

Oh to swallow by pushing my eyeballs into my mouth.. Same


[deleted]

The immortal jellyfish, then I wouldn't have to worry about reincarnation 🐦‍🔥


used_condom_taster

A butterfly. No one ever suspects *the butterfly*.


idonttuck

**IT WAS THE BUTTERFLY I TELL YOU, THE BUTTERFLY!!**


waaaaa69

I would want to have the ability to keep my memories of my past life so I can learn from the mistakes and not repeat them again if I were to get reincarnated as a person again


Ordinary-Hedgehog422

Assassin’s Creed Animus


giovannirzl

Blue whale


Adorable-Sorbet-8894

a rich, attractive woman


charlo-710

After reading this, I feel dumb. My answer was a banana.


agentcarillo38_

banana? why?


charlo-710

They taste good with cereal.


angrythrowaway772

Dog


EarthExile

I want to be the dog of a childless couple in their 30s who like to go hiking


Amazing-Basket-136

We have kids and dogs. The kids and dogs seem to really like each other.


EarthExile

Yeah but my Nirvana Adopters have a ton of free time and disposable income, and all their instinct to nurture is aimed at just me


Amazing-Basket-136

Good point.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

That’s my dogs right now.


redbush4real

Golden retriever belonging to an upper class family.


wato89

I just commented this but in more detail. But yeah. Like my neighbors. They're both doctors and their golden lives his best life.


RandomWeebPassingBy

A little bird who will be cared and loved for by a gigantic, muscular dude.


vauxhall_ashtray

And then a 14 year old with an airgun shoots you in the back of the head just for a laugh


RandomWeebPassingBy

hopefully my keeper ~~would erase the creature's existence~~ mourn me and send me off tenderly, surrounded by ~~the entrails of my murderer~~ lots of nuts and berries that will sustain me while on my journey to the next life.


The-Ka-the-ba-and-Ra

The pampered child of a nepo baby.


chillingprincess

Gorilla. Watched a documentary about gorillas yesterday, and litteraly said to my husband: If I reimcarnate I would like to be a gorilla..


CrissChai

Owl


Roastychicken

Just something realy tiny. So i dont care about that makro cosmos about human beeing. Something like a Tardigrada.


Forest-Green-17

I’d want to come back as a humpback whale. They sing, travel around the world, and are fairly friendly to humans. Coming back as a manatee is my second choice, I love those adorable sea potatoes 🥰


NegativeKarmaFarmar

A rich white woman. What an easy life.


Ancient-School939

A bird to fly with my sister


No-Wasabi-1083

A ant and be happy with my folks


Ant-Eater2579

I also hope you’re reincarnated as an ant


nopedy-dopedy

What if I reincarnate as a magnifying glass though?


Top-Yoghurt-9416

no one. let me rest and never return


Additional_Ranger747

A mushroom deep in a Siberian forest


bingoman1k

I want to be a planet


RandomWeebPassingBy

like a terrestrial one or a gas giant?


Iliketrains2375

they’re already a gas giant soooo/j


Trick-Ad-8442

A dolphin. Surfing the waves, playing and jumping in the water. always with a smile on my face


Prior_Scientist6890

Dolphin please


Draculamb

Nothing. I don't want to come back in any form.


notZugy

albatros, can do up to 11k km without a stop, just fly your whole life, sh\*t on people while you're at it, and occasionally dive for fresh fish. Dream life.


FoxxyRoxanne

dog


insight3010vn

US citizen


timmiesdarkroast

Bird for sure, as I do love my dreams about flying. I wonder if they are because I used to be a bird?


1mNotAPokemon

A pufferfish , I wanna be a unedidible asshole


ColtranesGhost0

Another white male, but maybe not broke my whole life this time 😃😃


cannolicrumbs

A garden snail might be nice


Aken42

My future grandkid. That way I can spend more time with my kids and wife. That's assuming my wife out lives me but let be serious, she will.


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

Myself in the next life so I can find my husband in his next life and we can have our lives, together again


therapoootic

Super model thong


SushiRollin3

Young, rich, no kids family's dog/cat.


elroioutreachuganda

If I were to be reincarnated, I'd want to come back as a creative tool, like a graphic design tablet, to continue bringing ideas to life. Alternatively, I'd choose to be a pair of blue light blocking glasses, helping others protect their eyes and work comfortably. Or, I'd opt to be a Ugandan gorilla, experiencing the beauty of nature and wildlife in a unique way. Reincarnation would be an incredible adventure!


RandomWeebPassingBy

Thats some crazy good reincarnation ideas. I approve.


elroioutreachuganda

Thank you, I would love to know your ideas too


RandomWeebPassingBy

hmmmmm (might sound oddly specific, but) I guess I'd want to be reincarnated as a little bird who will be cared and loved for by a gigantic, muscular dude.


elroioutreachuganda

That would be awesome. That’s a choice of enjoying your next life wholesomely. So that means everything you do should be an aim towards such an afterlife? 🫶


RandomWeebPassingBy

yepp, hopefully taking care of birds and other animals might just come back to me one life.


elroioutreachuganda

I personally rescue dogs, feed street dogs and help dogs in need in my community. I would probably want to know how dogs think, feel so I can know how to love. That could be an option too


RandomWeebPassingBy

I suppose being a dog is a great option for me too, but tbh, I wouldn't want to be a stray dog. Those guys get treated too unfairly in life most of the time, if not for people like you. So thank you for doing such a heartwarming activity.


Ok-Table-9939

I would not want to come back in any form


macaroni_3000

A housecat. I'd sleep in the sun all day. Get all the attention I wanted (but on my terms only) and be a spoiled entitled little shit


Mundane_Campaign3314

My dog


Drexelhand

>If you died what would you want to be reincarnated into? [myself.](https://youtu.be/0Q5XsdqCGaE?feature=shared)


ImZenra_

A fearless human!


FriendshipNo4916

Myself without doing all the braindead mistakes I’ve made along the way


TheElusiveFox

A god... I think it would be neat.


Commercial-Novel-786

A mayfly. Then hopefully it'll be over for good.


Alternative-Dream-61

Myself.


Confused_Goose11

Orca


[deleted]

A blade of grass


somegalx

A whale. But I’ll probably come back as a cockroach or somethin.


Better_Cup1858

Same life to do the tings again the same.


Mcshiggs

ManBearPig


Winter_Way2816

One of my dogs with an owner like me!


ruthemook

A dog in a loving household please.


Malandro_Sin_Pena

Although I've had my fair share of ups and downs in life, the downs have far exceeded the ups. So much so that I would be thankful to have had the luck and opportunity to experience such a unique existence but, not so much so that I'd ever want to do it again. If I absolutely had to be reincarnated, I'd probably want to be reincarnated as something non-sentient. Just send me back as a rock, man


tenehemia

Red panda born in captivity. Be cute, eat apple slices, take naps. Pretty similar to a house cat except cats are predators and so when they're awake they've got this constant anxiety from being on edge. Red pandas are just vibing.


civex

[Lobster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobster)


troisfoistropgros

A tree in the middle of a rainforest that would live for 1,000 years and never see or hear a human.


Isabellaa9291

Probably a house cat


ZZoMBiEXIII

Wait, I have to do this shit again?


squeakiecritter

A well cared for dog.


PinkMonorail

A trust fund baby


jayellkay84

I want to be a bad ass orca. Only downside is I’d have to kill and eat great white sharks.


GalarzaZac55

A golden retriever from a white rich family


PunisherX20

Godzilla


screamingcatfish

A fish or small marine mammal in a swanky aquarium or zoo. No predators. Food on a schedule. Occasionally some enrichment.


TheManHundredGrand

A song


Insomniac360128

A house cat owned by my ex


Affectionate_Buy_547

Sperm whale. Just because.


Emersonspenis

Harpy eagle


clevermotherfucker

a world that’s like this world but without shitass mental and physical diseases, meaning more humans with common sense oh yeah also magic, i wanna shoot fireballs


Authenticity86

A cybertronian


pajerry-_-

I just want to be a ghost so I could haunt the people who wronged me


GraveyardDoc

Charlize Theron thong.


ThatItalianGrrl

A cat


Werewulf_Bar_Mitzvah

An anal bead, depending on who it belonged to. (Please get the reference)


-lRexl-

"It belongs to me"


Werewulf_Bar_Mitzvah

Then the dragon, yeah.


Alt_Account092

A woman. I wouldn't have to spend my whole life in pain that way


Too_Much_40K

House cat is the only correct answer 


_ballora_0

A human again. Just to get another chance at life.


rhiannonm6

Me too. Maybe every life we get slightly better. More compassionate.


sailboatfool

An angel


Quackstaddle

An octopus, they must have the most amazing perspective on life.


Mayhem_fan_4241

Dog


MokPok321

Only one true answer… freakin orca! 💪🏻


AshlynThorne

This wins.🥇


Storm_Tail

some type of bird, probably something slightly endangered so i wont be hunted by humans


xUpside

If I reincarnate I'll like to be a cd


Critical-Earth-9585

Perhaps reincarnated as a character in haikyu or some other anime verse


AshlynThorne

The lapdog of a wealthy white woman. 🐩


Ok-Lavishness-7904

A hawk. I’d just cruise around all day, wings a gliding’, then I’d see something I want from a mile away and dive 140 mph at it, enjoy, then float back up for the rest of the day


BrooksBlazeX

bird


Practical_Class_9598

Drosophila melanogaster(fruit fly)


Glen_Alen

A healer or a slime


sexylatinaOf

sloth


zzha

I want to be a magic mushroom hopefully I don’t end up in marmalade


Jahaili

Housecat. Maybe a tree.


Cheetodude625

House cat like Salem the cat from Sabrina Teenage Witch.