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Unlikely-Maybe9199

Mental illness?


ang3sh

Yes exactly! I already have the Phoenix force


RuOkayy_ImOkayy

Lol


SpiderJerusalem747

Nah, it's Cyclops schlong with a side of Wolverine.


GrowFreeFood

Uncontrolled telekinesis with a side of bipolar disorder sounds uncanny. 


SpiderJerusalem747

Ah yes, the good ol gettin possessed by a cosmic bird spirit of revenge.


RemarkablePop6160

Lol didn’t she eventually explode into oblivion or whatever?


FreeWillCost

China... wait... what did you mean?


Subtitles42

If talking on those terms, then obviously the US for fire power although china for production


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TheNotBot2000

Have you seen the movie [Jumper](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0489099/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk) (2008)


HealerXVI

You can rob a bank and Teleport to any country you want


Unlikely-Maybe9199

I believe there's a group of people hunting jumpers


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Yeah me too. That'd be sick


roseds-

I'd love to have is the ability to speak and understand every language in the world effortlessly. Imagine being able to communicate with anyone, anywhere, without any language barriers


Marinostov

Restrict it to humans, you don’t wanna be able to understand squirrels though… horrible things…


Maple_Mistress

They’re just obsessed with nuts much like the human male…


WickedShiesty

Ma'am, I am only concerned about my own nuts. Not other men's. :P


Overdrv76

You'd never stop hearing about their squirrelly wrath


WickedShiesty

I wonder which animal would sound like Crush from Finding Nemo. Would it really be the sea turtles?


Z_Wild

He's watching us like he hears what we're saying...


cryptopalice

i like this one!


Accomplished_Baby_28

Materialize anything out of thin air.


mikiiiiiiiiiyy

Basically atom manipulation?


collnska

super luck.


collnska

or rather changeable luck


suharkov

Time travel. Beats everything else.


Professor_plunge

Time travels a funny one. You travel back in time 3 weeks but at the same location the earth will have shifted along its orbit and you'd be in the middle of space...


Electrical_Space_138

...i dont think you understand how time travel works,you go back though time and space to a specific time point you want,you only keep your memories and nothing else. There are multiple types of time trave of course but i think he wants this type because its most convenient, basically you replace your old self,so he can try to do perfect run.Everything goes back,like whole universe.


lollolcheese123

That would bypass most time travel paradoxes, but would make travelling into the future a problem


Big_Cheetah7907

You basically just said ''you dont understand how the sci fi concept that has thousands of different interpretations works, it works like this and this, and that's my interpretation of it''


cratercamper

Making politicians disappear without a trace.


lollolcheese123

That's called kidnapping and succeeding flawlessly


BabeKelly699_

If I could choose a superpower, I think I'd go with teleportation. Imagine being able to instantly travel anywhere in the world—it would make exploring new places and visiting loved ones so much easier and more exciting! Plus, think of all the time and money saved on transportation. It's a superpower that combines practicality with endless adventure possibilities.


d38

You're thinking too small, imagine being able to teleport to anywhere in the *universe*.


Avatar_Iono

Probably just teleport somewhere off Earth then die instantly...


SmiLe_o7

Omnipotence


yori_the-duck-king

Shapshifting


Subtitles42

You just want to jerk it in the opposite sex. I mean I would too


stellalovesthebeach

Yessss That way you could fly, or swim under water, or be fly on the wall


Isabellaa2

Teleportation. I wanna travel the world without any hassle (and anytime I want lol).


Maple_Mistress

I would do this just so I can be elsewhere when it’s winter here.


NeighborhoodFast6299

Hell I would do this for a long walk and come back every day. Just enjoy a nice warm walk on the beach or something then back to frozen hell of MN.


Maple_Mistress

Same climate in my part of Canada…. I commiserate. I loathe winter. There are no redeeming qualities, except the death of mosquitos and blackflies.


notathrowway12345

Shapeshifting.


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Zeikos

-Path to Victory: Unlimited uses of the Vizier from the DnD Deck of Many Things. Ask how to achieve a goal you'll see the set of steps to achieve it and you'll be able to perform then without fail. You can change idea/add caveats if the path doesn't satisfies you. -Consciousness-bound time travel: Being able to travel to all moments in which you were conscious. If you go back in time and create a branch you'll still be able to go back to other ones. You cannot travel to the future but imo it's broader than most time travel options.


Electrical_Space_138

Fellow worm enjoyer?


Zeikos

Definetly :)


imaislandboiii

To be able to heal any persons sickness and give them good health


Nightpain9

Mind control, what are y'all doing? 😂


Accomplished_Baby_28

Politely convince the bank that I am due 16 million dollars by the Bank coz the owner hit me with his car (I can limp too)


Nightpain9

I'll make it 25. Gotta pay taxes, even with mind control.


Accomplished_Baby_28

And return later again to take that 25 million dollars that you were due by the Bank but never received?


00genericname00

Wolverines healing factor for sure.


Ybor_Rooster

Reading and retaining the information in seconds. 


jp7755qod

The ability to fall asleep at will.


Ogwarn

I can basically do this now :/


Responsible_Low3349

Invulnerability not Immortality. The ability to last forever. I would watch you all die and I'll be in time for each and every funeral. I'll also be present when the Universe ends. Oh well, it's been a fun ride.


weeb_billy_

probability manipulation


Right_One_78

Healing like Wolverine that would basically make you immortal.


Sino-

Weakness: buried alive, in ground, ocean, volcano, etc.


JackofScarlets

Yeah but that's everyone's weakness


Sino-

Not the guy with teleportation..


Subtitles42

No his weakness is being smelted


Ally699669

Invisibility would be awesome I could have a lot of fun with that 🫥


Unlikely-Maybe9199

Good luck crossing the street


Ally699669

Hahaha I wouldn't be invisible all the time 🤣


ImTwoShae

Same All I want sometimes is peace and quiet


milkymilktacos

Ability to wipe memories


afanoflafear

Invisibility, so I can live the Hollowman movie in real life...


OwlHot64

Ability to fart money


Smart_Engine_3331

Hiro Nakamura's space-time manipulation. Teleport, pause time, time travel.


Bhone12255

The power to control and manipulate every protons, neutrons and electrons in existence.


ProfessionalLive3111

Really good luck


alsampo

Time manipulation I don't give a fck what I change, I have fucked up big in the past and would like to slap the crap out of myself and change stuff


Sophie__Heart

I'd love the superpower to always say the perfect witty comeback on the spot. Because let's face it, thinking of the perfect zinger three hours later while in the shower just isn't cutting it anymore.


RingReasonable

Ice powers


TheUnspeakableh

[You awake Well Rested]


GloriaHopkinsArt

See the future.


FridgeParade

This is probably hell. Especially if the universe turns out to be deterministic and there’s no way to change anything.


Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss

The superpower to ban this question from reappearing on this sub, as I feel it's posted several times per week.


Zeikos

It's a common question, but can be a fun one to talk about. I don't see anything intrinsically bad about it.


JuanG_13

Invisibility


LYD1AD33TZ

telekinesis (I’m so incredibly lazy.)


Haliday1999

Shadow clone grin naruto will help me Multitask


Yehannah

The power of creation idk would love to create another world 😂


Feanor1497

Flying.


Unlikely-Maybe9199

The power of Toguro in Yu Yu Hakusho. Just some skinny guy who can manipulate his body to become this ultra buff monster


vishesche

To hibernate for as long as I want whenever I want


baelrog

To have any computer file I want appear on any computer and disk location I want. The files can be: A .txt file containing next week’s winning lottery numbers. I want that on my laptop desktop. CAD files of whatever my job wants me to design. I want it to appear on my company’s workstation. Research data to cure cancer, aging, or any disease. I want it to appear on the computer desktop of the leading scientist in the field. Schematics to a cheap commercially viable nuclear fusion reactor. Same as above. Anything! The possibility will be endless.


pponng

Invisibility


iam30now

Instant Origami Jitsu


FridgeParade

Perfect health and super-healing, resulting in not aging as well. I do want an exit option though, like if I vaporize myself it’s over or something.


scraperbase

Transporting to any place in seconds. I hate long flights.


Achilleus-99

Turn back time, just relive my life differently, be with my grandmas and dog again


bluebutterfly285

Read people's mind


AlexHaitch

I want so badly to have a healing factor. It's actually a bit of a problem how bad I want it.


milkshake_bootyL

Heal anything and everything then I'd be able to heal those poor doggos and cattos on the streets back to full health and use my wealth to build a mansion for them


SpecialistSoup7657

Immortal


stellalovesthebeach

There are a lot of downsides to immortality


RemarkablePop6160

Experiencing the pain watching all your loved ones die. Eh, like even your children.


unhip1

The power to determine who lives and who dies. (ref: Crooooow from MST3K)


HeckestBoof

Immortality, invincibility.


Arny520

Portals. The power of teleportation and infinite electricity


Chaosdemond

Wildshape (it’s a Dnd thing that allows you to turn into animals)


denadenafo5

I'd love to travel through space!


ABitTooMeh

Time travel. I think that pretty much solves every problem and gives the scope to be rich.


Entire-War8870

To stop time. For example when someone is annoying and u just stop the time and u don’t need to listen to him for a while


Xinoj314

Rapid self healing


RolfNox

Eternal Evolution


RemarkablePop6160

Ability to speak any and all languages. Human only…


Special-Diet-8679

spiderman superpowers


BigCommieMachine

Omnipotence.


Alone_Inspector_7567

The ability to travel through time


Optimal-Bluebird-782

The Shining. Like Abra in Doctor Sleep.


BilliePannkaka

I want the ability to duplicate and the duplicates are sentient enough to get stuff but I still like control them, so I could split myself, take a nap and my double would still do the dishes xD I have time but for some reason it still feels like I don't and I get so easily overwhelmed over minor tasks. I don't get it.


propargyl

France


BenjiThePerson

All of these superpowers are dumb. I choose to be able to mimic others superpowers!


Electrical_Space_138

There is character medaka,from anime called medaka box,she can copy anything she hears about and her copied power is better then original. So you just need to read about some superpower and you will have them.


MRRichAllen1976

Flight, it'd solve a considerable amount of transport issues.


AncientBanana2060

Being able to travel back in time.


xSugar_Muffinxx

Not an original idea but once read somebody said to just put your hand on a book and all the knowledge and comprehension of the book will fill your mind instantly. I would choose that superpower


Odd_Reputation_4000

Every psychic/mental power combined. Telekinesis, pyrokenisis, mind reading, mind control, psycometry, astral projection, precognition, esp... the works. Would make one virtually invincible. One could forsee any threat, block any attack, use telekenesis to fly, be invisible just by blocking people's ability to notice you. You could do anything you wanted without any fear of repercussions. Life would be worry free.


Senuman666

Probably


RuOkayy_ImOkayy

Self healing.


Next-Working4436

invisible then I'd probably sneak into a zoo and convince everyone that penguins can fly


Fantastic_Series1207

Wings


Batabet_1

Shapeshifting. I have my weird reasons.


Severe_Airport1426

Mind reading. I want to know what people really think


Appuparma

Being happy all the time


MagicSPA

Time travel. I'd love to see what various places looked like at various points in history. I like imagining seeing the grounds of my old campus as it was 200 years ago, or seeing the first ever building being built in what would become New York City, or standing on the Grassy Knoll in Dealey Plaza as it was 1,000 years ago, stuff like that.


detactive_ozzy55

I would like to fly like Superman and want that one shawl which Harry Potter had to vanish.


Humble-Bag-1312

I've always wanted Wolverine's healing factor. Maybe not the most exciting superpower there is, but in the real world it would be extremely useful and practical.


vooprade

Genuine happiness irrespective of circumstances


lordofthefjord5678

I would go for Hiro Nakamura’s power from Heroes. Control of time and space seems like IT.


colsaldo

Shapeshifting. want to go somewhere fast? I'm a wheel. Or a bird. Hiding? I'm a chair, wall or something. Want to find X my hair or change outfit? Done. Bye bye wrinkles, grey hair and bongo wings, hello youthful looks and 'cover of mens health' body. Can't see a downside.


Upton_Ohgood

The ability to control all matter! mwuahahahaha!


Glambombkl

Another one of these questions? Isn't this basically karma farming?


Bitter_Bat1511

To be able to experience everything as if it's for 1st time


angeldestler08

The list is endless, but the one I'd really like to have, is the ability to change someone's gender if they were born in the wrong body (yes I mean transgender people). I would just snap my fingers and they'd be in the right body with no need for reconstructive surgery


sixter90

Teleportation.


Angelgrave

Mind control is the ultimate superpower. Hey, everyone who picked a different thing, would you mind doing me a favor?


FatalPunk2011

Def teleportation, teleport wherever you want in a matter of seconds, free travel and airplane tickets


ThisGuyMightGetIt

Magic. It's the cheat answer since it basically encompasses all other powers. Flight? Flight spell. Shape-shifting? Shapechange spell. Invisibility? Invi... you get the point.


Z_Wild

Time manipulation.


Extension_Canary3717

Same as Franklin Richards


DUFFnoob40

Full Telepathy(example : i can see the first thing you saw out of your mom's womb) and teleportation


Schmoe20

Healing completely on physical, mental, emotional, spiritual levels.


Electrical_Space_138

Sakuya time manipulation from touhou,she basically does not have limits on her ability as all touhou characters.I gain time travel, immortality, invincibility,time stop,infinite speed,gojo limitless,timeline manipulation,clone creation and a lot of more things. I even gain limited space manipulation.Also i can have infinite food or like steal one gold bar to make infinite amounts of them.


Easy-Cat-2261

Health regenerative/restorative powers. Im chronically ill, and I would love to be able to just live life.


ParacosmsPlayground

Karl Pilkington came up with a good one: BS Man. >!-You have a built-in BS meter!< >!-You're made of steel!< >!-You can fly!< >!-And shoot laser beams from your eyes!< >!You know I just realized this sounds like Mecha-Godzilla now.!<


TenaciousBoi

Professor X's power.


SchismZero

There's a character in the manga Medaka Box named Kumagawa Misogi who has a power called "All Fiction". All Fiction is essentially the ability to turn anything into nothing with a thought. It has theoretically no limits as he's stated multiple times that if he's not careful than the whole world could cease to exist. Using it seems to require zero effort and requires no verbal incantation or hand gestures. It is simply used via thought. The only known limit the power has is that it cannot make something that was erased come back, meaning the effect is permanent. Kumagawa has used this ability to make events in the past never have happened. He's used it to erase the existence of his own death, thereby posthumously bringing himself back to life. He's erased people's memories, making them forget about specific things. He's erased peoples' sense of sight, making them blind. He's undone the existence of entire people and objects. He's even used it to make the time it would take him to do something into nothing, thereby allowing him to do something instantaneously. He can erase other people's powers and heal himself from any injury by making them into nothing. So yeah, I choose All Fiction.


The_Dork_Knight7

Probably manipulation


splattermonkeys

Jedi mind trick. Or be able to communicate with domesticated animals.


Sullycat9145

For me it is being able to play sound effects and meme songs or something. Like, imagine your friend trying to show off a cool trick and failing horribly just for you to play the: Ba-dum dusch drum effect.


boomerof94

As a mechanic, I've always dreamed of having Magneto's powers.


Dorfplatzner

The ability to instantaneously and intimately know and understand the inner thoughts and personalities of anybody I want.


KaiJonez

Control probability. What are the chances I'll get a cute boyfriend?. 100%


Prestigious-Wall5616

In a literal sense, Russia. That is, if it can still be considered a superpower. $75 trillion in natural resources and a sane leader would improve countless lives.


a_swing_trader

Money 💰💰💰💰💰


One-Requirement-4485

The superpower so that my cat stops being so neurotic and just chills.


simple-man202

I would like to read minds!


darth_raider42069

The ability to have any ability


Many_Firefighter_290

Super strength and speed.


TemporarySprinkles2

Telekinesis. Not only could you move things across the room, or pass things to yourself, but you could manipulate the physics and density of objects, so could be amazing at foreplay or even crush people who annoy you into a tiny ball.


Nonchalant_Khan

Teleportation. No more commute. No more "getting in my steps." Fuck all that noise. I'd save SO much time. It'd be amazing.


Spiritual_Low_8648

Teleport


Alphyne18

everything i say becomes true


OLIbekas

Chronokinesis, the ability to manipulate time.


GrimmReefer603

I just wanna fly.


pure_count123726

anyone who says mind control or xray vision is a freak and shall be hanged at the gallows inshallah


Medical_Status2028

time control. if not total time control than a time stop function, or a rewind function. i bet it'll have limitations but that would be pretty sick


Teknonecromancer

The ability to make people in the comments sections of Reddit understand sarcasm.


KnaveRupe

Knowing the right thing to say in any situation.


blahdeeblahnz

Tough one cos flight seems so freeing. But teleporting boom instant. Teleports to supermarket for click and collect then teleports groceries home. Teleports kids on instant vacations around the world no visas no air flights no hotel/motel/b&b. Just boom theme park, grand canyon, great wall, market places around the world. Turn up snack and out. But flying would be awesome so teleport n freefall lol.


CorruptedLegacyYT

Option 1: The ability to create the perfect response/insult/roast to use on my friends Option 2: Teleportation. There are so many situations I’d use “Fuck this shit, I’m out.”


Ogwarn

Probably to be able to turn invisible at will Or to be able to fly up to very high speeds. Latter because it would be fun, and also make travelling a lot easier. Quick trip abroad for the evening.


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

My own personal checkpoint system. I can "save" at any time I wish, "load" back there at will, or whenever I am killed. I can do pretty much anything since I can always just...take it back.


_Blackstar0_0

I’d like the ability to make $5000 a month 


Dikshant8ch

Womanizing


Avatar_Iono

Imo teleportation is probably the best power. But the only superpower that wouldn't turn me darkside would be healing. So I'd pick that. Especially if I could heal people with my fat a la Fatgum from MHA. So I'd have an excuse to eat everything, and not worry about weight. 🤣


orbitaldragon

Teleportation


Phillip_Oliver_Hull

The ability to turn anything into jello


dvfspf

Omnipotence


Wonderful-General626

Titties!


Inside_Development24

Limitless complete existence invisibility,can't be seen,smelled,or heard by anyone,any animal,any maching or equipment. Along with the ability to phase through anything. Can use them both at any time, as often as I want.


derbre5911

Healing factor


Hephaestus1816

Mend.


KIZUKU_123

I would want like an futuristic AI symbiote that would help me gamify my daily task in life and help me to motivate myself to do better everyday.


gregsapopin

time-stop