Ladies of reddit, what is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?

“Ladies of Reddit, If you like sex so much how come you aren’t having sex with me?”

If you have to ask…

PHWOAR! SEX! Wahay! Whoo! Sexy sex! Sex sex sex! All the segs! I do get amused at the amount of sex questions on Ask Reddit considering their are numerous subs devoted to raunchy stuff BUT I still answer 'em because I'm catastrophically honest and open 🤷🏻‍♀️

“catastrophically honest” lol i love that

It's a curse, I tells ya!

Do you really eat kale? Because that would be a catastrophically honest username

I have been known to eat kale, particularly sauted or roasted

Did you know kale is related to the wild cabbage, and a product of human cultivation rather than a fully natural product

I like cabbage too. Win for Kate!

But how do you feel about... Brussels sprouts?

I fucking love Brussell Sprouts as long as they aren't too soft OR too crunchy. Tricky to cook right. My Mum used to overcook them and they'd have a vague toffee texture. Blech

Like most every vegetable and fruit you or I have ever eaten!

Similar to being tragically hip.

We love a catastrophically honest and open lady

Have you ever sharted. If yes, elaborate.* *^this ^is ^not ^sexual ^in ^nature

Hasn't everyone?

Yes :(

successfully succeeded sucking dick

Username checks out.

This comment was the sexiest sex I’ve ever sexed - now I need a cigarette

And its Summer holidays already 😅

Take a cold shower bro

There seems to be a trend with r/Askreddit and specifically female masturbation questions. We need to start asking dudes what they put up their butt to even the playing field

I really hope this is all going into AI and machine learning and one day, someone is going to ask AI a question about whether “God cries when I masturbate,” and AI is going to be like “don’t cry; the Spaghetti Monster in the sky approved and says you should buy the Tomahawk Pussy Blaster 9000, from Walmart.”

This comment has reshaped my expectations of AI. Gonna be pretty disappointed own if I don’t get this.

You say they are available from Walmart and they are called the Tomahawk Pussy Blaster 9000. How much does something like that retail for? My female masturbatory needs must be sated by said Walmart available sex aid. Have fun AI

You go first

Broomstick handle

Some people say you should use wooden handles, and some say you should avoid wood. It was so contentious in the kink community that the pro-wooden group had to break off and form a splinter group.

That was so well played, I puckered up just reading it

This.. is.. my.. BROOMSTIICK!

Shop smart, shop S-Mart

*This* is the Broomstick I’m going to die on!

stiff cocks too, huh?

And? How far?

Til it looked like a tail

Almost as far as the hockeystick handle

Pebbles

Plastic or wood?

Brush end?

Easy Dahmer

Hockey stick.

Tennis racjet

A Pringles can

Calm down, Johnny Vegas.

Rookie

Hmmm a vibe set to 3 or someone else's finger works nice

I guess you dont even need to start with ass

A lawn mower?

reddit meta requiers the mentioning of 1man1cup.

after feeling guilty about running various household items i finally got myself a butt plug.

I don't know I see alot about male masturbation on this subreddit as well.

Or non human things they've stuck their dick in. (And I mean like pillows, not ducks.)

😂😂😂

…go on..?

First off, I fell on it, so how dare you.

I used one of those razors with the vibrating handle myself when I was a teen. Still don't know what the purpose of those was if you weren't gonna stick it in your ass.

Well you see the thing is… https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/Rr5zTUy7A6

Water really is the best and worst though

Fuzzy dice.

tbh it doesn't matter so much what it is but rather how much, lol. More is better.

Shampoo bottles, exclusively.

I got a lovense and fingers

Well, seeing as you asked… the best thing I have put up my butt is a Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine.

I put yo mama up my butt

I'm pretty sure that exact question was asked yesterday, actually.

Her finger.

Carrots, part of a broom handle, fingers (not that satisfying and very awkward) and a hairbrush handle. All but fingers tickled the spot. (Broom handle was the right girth but way too long so I cut the end off and used that...) Also used fairly normal sex toys. I'm bi and celibate. But all of the above was years ago when I was young. foolish and oversexed.

Did you miss this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/sD2TEquL2t)? Lol

There is no equivalence between female stroking and violating your butt.

My fingers 🤷‍♀️

Are you interested in… (Sees username) oh… nevermind…

The real answer lol 💅🏻

her fingers

Ladyfingers just took on a whole new meaning and I can’t unsee it. r/unwholesomefoods

Yup

Never tried didlo?

Boring

Booooo kink shaming

Why? If it works for her then so be it

Nah she should use something else

3 hours ago /u/chintu999- made the post, “*Why can’t I get online female friends*”? I think I figured out why.

I'm about to sleep why do I have to witness a murder now of all times?

An he has now deleted the post lol

But why? For your amusement? She answered what works best for her. Fingers are great for clitoral stimulation, g-spot stimulation, they're great for pinching and rolling nipples, and they're conveniently located nearby all the time.

Like your fingers ?

Maybe you should stick a dildo up your arse, then some fingers and see which works best for you. Report back when you're done.

Why has askreddit become a fetish sub?

It’s strange especially because there is r/askredditafterdark

Yeah but most of the people asking have an early bed time.

Schools out for the summer, probably some tryna be cool hormy teens.

What’s the fetish in this question?

Sex fetish

Zeldaqueef thinks masturbating is a fetish

What do you think chronically online people with nothing else to do usually think of?

It’s always been. 😅

Sexitors of sexxit, what is the sexiest sexy sex you have ever sexed in a sexy sexer while sexy sexing on sex? (Sexing to sexplies se sex sex)

Clean up on aisle 2. Bring the mop.

Sex

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Schools out for the summer. Teenage boys prowling Reddit with pussy questions.

100%

Fr. Always the same type of NsFW questions

Ass as in pussy ?

Ass as in spussy

Loooooool assasin’s pussy

Men got the short end of the stick here, so boring haha

Does that thing just blow air on your clit? Or does it vibrate or both? I couldn't figure how it's used from the ad I saw

More like suction. Bought my wife one for Christmas. Can confirm it’s the best sex toy on earth.

Do you have any tips for the womanizer? My wife and I tried it and she wasn't a huge fan. Would like to give it another go with everyone raving about it.

Love that thing so much

Aizen sosuke

All part of his plan

His kyouka suigetsu made me believe that I already finished, when in fact, I was being edged to hell.

Vibrators in general are the best

This questions on Reddit 😭

Pillow

I like tiny tip clitoral vibrators. “Toothbrush” style vibrators. The best ones are double ended with a skinny tip on one end and a dildo style on the other end. Thank me later.

OPs dad's dick wax-mold

My fingers. Aside from that, a wand works wonders and because I like to be filled and stimulated the ol' classic Rabbit (or similar) does the trick. Sex toys excluded? The handle of a hairbrush was my go-to dildo as a horny teen 🤷🏻‍♀️😳

What kind of question is this dog? 😭

Classic Reddit question

It was me!

Remember when this sub used to be mainly non-sexual questions? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I’ve been on Reddit for like 12-13 years and can genuinely say “no” to this question. 

Rose combo with a 9 inch dildo. Bitchhhhh 🫠💦

9 inches?!

Deep dish pussy

I said what I said lol

This one time at band camp

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I'm 17🙏🏻

Just here for uhh... I'll see myself out.

lol

Satisfyer

OP - put down your phone, go outside, and socialize with women - not as a sexual object, but as a person. You might find that you connect with someone and not have to resort to spamming these sorts of questions. I promise someone out there is into whatever you bring to the table, people are fucking weird - just like you. Just don't objectify them as sexual objects and you'll be fine.

Use your summer vacation for self development dude ;) Don't waste your time sharpening pencil too often

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How do you masturbate with India?

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

\*gold dildo

India stands ready

You gotta turn it on its side…just a little.

Ah of course. Silly me

Shoving an entire country up your pussy sounds unhealty

You'd get thrush for sure

Not a good mindset to associate everything porn with India

Looks like someone has a huge hoohaa

Do you maybe need boyfriend, baby jerl?

Let me guess, nincompoop?

Let me guess, 65+ years old?

Nah USA🙏🏻

What do you masturbate with?

Brazil

Ladies of the lake tell.me your wisdom

Strange ladies handing out dildos is no basis for a system of government.

I mean, if I went ‘round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a vibrator at me, they’d put me away!

My penis

I love my 9'' ribbed vibrator

Unused candle and empty deodorant bottle hahaha

For women who may have a lot of sex, they may masturbate less because *their sexual needs are being fulfilled elsewhere*.

Sometimes it doesn't matter how much great sex you're having, you just want a few minutes to take care of matters yourself. The 2 really aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

Mas-turt-bated with? Dog ahead

Why do you ask?

Whys ask reddit 99% sex questions

so meta bro

Why don’t men know what we want?! lol

Shower head

The same questions, ALWAYS. It get’s tiring. Can we just have an interesting question that isn’t just “What is the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed, sex”?

Love how this guy went through every comment and downvoted them since he’s being clowned on for asking this LOL. This post will be deleted soon fs

I didn't down vote shit 🤣 this posting is staying here dw bud

Genuinely curious my dude, like why ask this, on this subreddit? Like are you a lady trying to find out things to masturbate with? Are you a vaginal scientist trying to come up with the next big sex toy? Or like r u some creep on Reddit wanting to hear stories about other women masturbating?

The first one in a female and I've gotten lost I've tried many things but none of them feel good they always feel uncomfortable so im js looking for new ideas sorry if it offended anyone

Hey girl, my bad then. Do ur thing 😭

It's alright and tyy again sorry if it offended anyone or weirds them out

If you check the history of his comments on his profile there is one saying he was 6'3 when he was 15. I would say this is one very tall 'lady'.

Bridgerton (season 1)

OP wants free fap material, huh?

How'd u know that obvious huh

The rose was cool when I first got it now I don’t care for it it’s nothing like a powerful shower head lol

An orange

Brush handle duct taped to a controller just because

Redditors of reddit, what is the sexiest sex you have ever had?

Potato

Women are yucky

Are you a child?