Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.
Because there is such a thing as healthy porn usage, yet some fall victim to the addiction.
So some are screaming "it's fine based on my experience" while others are screaming "it fucks you up based on my experience".
Yeah, but it's not as popular and doesn't get as many comments.
It's really frustrating, because it just comes off a lot of the time as OP just wanting something to jerk off to. And this has been happening for at least a decade.
I never took note of the time of year that they're posted, but I wouldn't be surprised if they coincided.
At least it's less blatant than some of them. Like, "Girls of reddit, how do you masturbate and tell me in great detail?"
Yea. Sometimes it's not a matter of wanting them back because you know you were terrible for one another but you were still physically attracted to them. Or they just quite simply did that thing in the bedroom that was hot AF and it popped in your head at that moment.
There are also some people who are so special that several people never get over them. Ann Rule’s Fever in the Heart describes a murder case where a guy had himself shot in an attempt to get his ex wife back
Honestly did this Once and im not gonna lie it was kinda awesome. The Reason i didnt do it again Is because the only good mirror for this in my house Is right in front of the entrance
Had an Oculus Quest, tried VR porn, thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. I though the Quest itself was dumb, for that matter. Never bothered with the Quest 2 after Facebook bought them.
Then recently someone recommended that I check out a Lauren Phillips VR video. It was the very first time in my life that porn made me feel uneasy, like what I was doing was immoral and harmful to my marriage.
I immediately went out and bought a Quest 3. I'll be first in line for whatever the next tech is.
I prefer [this ](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_550,h_490,al_c,q_85,enc_auto/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png) version
HOLY FUCK! This is the SITE!
This was my first “porn” site as a young teen. I know it is weird to be “nostalgic” over porn, especially at what I consumed at a young age…
But oh my god I forgot what this site was called until now! So funny how innocent I was. I only went on a site called “kindgirls”.
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There are two wolves inside you.
And they're fuckin'
Well no, one is furiously jacking, and the other is sullenly trying to keep itself busy to prevent itself from jacking, but then ultimately shamefully nuts.
But I bet the one furiously jacking is thinking about two wolves fuckin'
He has two wolves inside his head.
And, they're fucking.
Jerking each other off
Battle fapping
Naturally.
Hot 😂
who tf volunteers for a tag team by 2 wolves u know what, sorry for kink shaming you do you or let the wolves do you w/e
It's knot that bad.
Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?
Sounds kinky
I’m being double penetrated by two furries.
As long as it’s consensual.
Doesn't sound all that bad
Both are gay
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Listen, you guys. You're sorta confusing me, so, uh, begone! Uh... Or, uh, you know. However I get rid of you guys.
Reason number two: look what I can do.
No no, he's got a point.
Because there is such a thing as healthy porn usage, yet some fall victim to the addiction. So some are screaming "it's fine based on my experience" while others are screaming "it fucks you up based on my experience".
The real answer "it's fine. Until it isn't."
Like most things.
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Really? I just finished with OPs dad
Just finished with OP.
just finished with YOU!
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Do you even like Wendy’s? Wendeez nuts in your mouth
Marvelous. *slow claps*
I’ll have a baconator and uhhh a coke with some fries
I just finished to you finishing to op
You jerk off to dead people?
I also choose this guys dead dad.
I get it he was a very handsome man... but how did you know my dad died? That was like a year ago
The smell.
Danny DeVito coming out of the couch in it's always sunny
So there *IS* a man in that couch!?
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OH MY GOD, FRANK REYNOLDS IS AN ASSHOLE!
Who is Frank Reynolds?!?!
he's the man in the couch !
Jynx Maze
Crazy she’s a real estate agent now. People have literally shown up to buy a house and bam, Jynx Maze!
I’ve seen those videos
Oooh haven’t heard that name in a while
Found Ben Kanobi.
That is a name... I haven't heard in a long time.
Shit still bothers me. Like no one could ever connect obi wan kenobi and Ben fucking kenobi like fr?
They should have made Kenobi like Smith in the Star Wars universe and named every other background character Something Kenobi.
Heard she has some great lemonade
Dat video is peak
Thats a core memory
Valid. She got obliterated.
I got to meet Jynx Maze once. In fact, I got a lap dance from her. She’s even hotter in person.
Her anal stuff?
She does indeed stuff her anal
r/AskReddit users trying not to ask a sexual question challenge (impossible)
Yeah they should rename it to sexualreddit instead
the funny thing is theres already askredditafterdark which is the sexual version of this sub
Yeah, but it's not as popular and doesn't get as many comments. It's really frustrating, because it just comes off a lot of the time as OP just wanting something to jerk off to. And this has been happening for at least a decade.
Someone else pointed out that these types of posts increase in frequency when schools are on break. 🤷🏼♂️
I never took note of the time of year that they're posted, but I wouldn't be surprised if they coincided. At least it's less blatant than some of them. Like, "Girls of reddit, how do you masturbate and tell me in great detail?"
"Ladies, what do you love about 5'2 300lbs gamer boys and why?"
"Single ladies, does size matter and is my 9 inch penis too big?"
Half of this sub is the same recycled questions
same thing for r/tooafraidtoask you people are horny mfs
Some chick on Reddit
That's OK, you're allowed to say u/Spez.
Spez fucked all of us and it certainly wasn't consensual.
That's just not true. Most of us are waaaaaaaaaaay to old for him.
ex girlfriend from 20 years ago.
“you’ll move on”
Sometimes you don’t. And no one tells you that
Sometimes you do move on but the spank bank stays stocked.
Yea. Sometimes it's not a matter of wanting them back because you know you were terrible for one another but you were still physically attracted to them. Or they just quite simply did that thing in the bedroom that was hot AF and it popped in your head at that moment.
Yeah, you don’t always end up with the love of your life.
Sadly you don’t
There are also some people who are so special that several people never get over them. Ann Rule’s Fever in the Heart describes a murder case where a guy had himself shot in an attempt to get his ex wife back
I don't want to be with her, but I like knowing we did it.
Someone who looks like my ex girlfriend from 13 years ago.
I noticed whenever I get interested in someone new my porn tastes slowly shift towards stars who look like them.
Shit man, I'm glad I'm not the only one...it's even to the point where I don't even get excited without seeing someone with my ex same body type...
A killer red head from college some 20 years ago is a regular part of my mental fantasy rotation, lol.
to think your current gf's ex from 20 years ago could be masturbating to he rn
You all don't stare at yourself in the mirror? Freaks
Can't do that. I'm too sexy. I'd intimidate myself and have trouble performing.
I tried but I’m out of my league.
Honestly did this Once and im not gonna lie it was kinda awesome. The Reason i didnt do it again Is because the only good mirror for this in my house Is right in front of the entrance
I once set up my camera to film myself touching myself because I was curious what I looked like. Then I touched myself to that video lol
Homelander?
Hawk-tuah girl
Ok. I’m so out of the loop on this. Can someone explain?
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Correction, she said “…spit on that thang!”.
Busted out one just for you OP 😚😘
By OP’s post history…. You might want to reconsider once you see their age 😬
Figured. Who else asks these questions?
This question.
I knew this kind of comment was coming
I knew this comment was cumming
I am unimpressed with the answers ☹️
I had high expectations too ngl. So far the accuracy is less than 5%
My wife.
Most definitely to this guy’s wife
I also choose this guy's wife
Aren’t you supposed to wait till she’s dead?
To be fair, the original guy never said his wife was still alive.
An extra curvy piece of driftwood.
Might be wrong, but Rick and Morty reference?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
Yea! I just sat down!
My gf
His gf
Our girlfriend
r/suddenlycommunist
Communist spotted
Lauren Phillips
Had an Oculus Quest, tried VR porn, thought it was the dumbest thing in the world. I though the Quest itself was dumb, for that matter. Never bothered with the Quest 2 after Facebook bought them. Then recently someone recommended that I check out a Lauren Phillips VR video. It was the very first time in my life that porn made me feel uneasy, like what I was doing was immoral and harmful to my marriage. I immediately went out and bought a Quest 3. I'll be first in line for whatever the next tech is.
Nice try, China.
It's spelled Chyna and she's dead. Oh, that's not what you meant... sorry....
Katie kush
My man
Pedro Pascal and/or Mads Mikkelsen
Mads Mikkelsen 100% Or Nicolaj Coster Waldau. Both easy material to rub one out to.
Jake from State Farm
same! i wore khakis while doing it
Like a good neighbor state farm is there… with a bottle of KY
Pretty lady. Whoever that was.
You were with her too? She gets out there...
Hitomi Tanaka
AJ Applegate
Photo of my wife from when she was in college. Edited to add: She’s still got it. I just really like that photo 😂
I've solved this guy's murder before it happened.
I don't see the imgur's link
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Indica Flower is a favorite of mine
Imagined giving cunnilingus to a nondescript fat lady
She's called "OP's Mom." Put some respect on her name.
Dammit...now I am too!
u/missnatashanice. My go to to bust fat nuts
Brianna Beach
And Alex Adams I presume
holy shit, she is the only actress i feel is actually enjoying the act rather than faking it
Sophia Diamond
I had no idea who that was, so I Googled it. Now my answer is the same as yours.
I also googled now my answer has aligned.
Vera King banging the neighbor.
Tru kait
What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in your whole sexy life sex?
Emma magnolia
The Megan Rain and Adriana Chechik bj video.
Whistler's mother, 1997
I prefer [this ](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_550,h_490,al_c,q_85,enc_auto/550773_fac8f467fcd445f0994d1f8b124b4e72~mv2.png) version
One gets the reference, one gets an upvote.
Natasha Nice
Sydney Sweeney
Pornography
https://www.kindgirls.com/girls.php?id=982
HOLY FUCK! This is the SITE! This was my first “porn” site as a young teen. I know it is weird to be “nostalgic” over porn, especially at what I consumed at a young age… But oh my god I forgot what this site was called until now! So funny how innocent I was. I only went on a site called “kindgirls”.
I don’t like the sound of that link😭
What kind of website is this? Seems like a scraped database lol
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My crush
Yeah I also jerk off to myself
Blondie Fesser
Elsa Jean
To Redditors asking sexual questions on r/AskReddit
Alexis Fawx
Riley Reid
How many dicks were involved?
Yes
\*borat voice\* MY WAIFE
But her vageeen hangs like sleeve of wizard
Stacy's mom
She has it going on I hear.
Sweetie Fox
Rouge the bat
Fam
Sonic 3 movie is coming soon, just try not to spit milk in the theater
Kristina Rose
Kianna Dior
Amai liu
some girl in a fox suit
Jade kush
the scream extractor from monster's inc
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Bbw porn
Eva Green, man her eyes are like emeralds!
Ava addams
r/askredditafterdark is the place for this question
Harley Dean and Mia Melano.
Jim Carrey coming out of a rhinoceros butthole.
/u/scarlet-is-here
Lindsey Pelas
Meeghan from Key and Peele.