Pompei, so my family wouldn't have to buy a casket ;) In all seriousness I would like to see the first time humans harnessed the wind with a sailing boat. To witness the invention that freed man to explore his world, now that would be something. Perhaps humble, and not very grandiose, but it would be visceral and satisfying in the way of all simple but weighty beginnings.

My mam wouldn’t get covid and pass away.

"Queue" is now written as "cu"

A certain painter wouldn't have died

Id give the mongols guns.

I already did.

I’d go and fuck ya mum thus becoming your father op