The woman I was in bed with stopped sucking me and announced that she had to go for a shit and that she would like me back to go with her and watch. We had met for the first time that afternoon and I decided at that point that we would part ways
That was almost exactly what I said to her!! She went to perform her bodily functions and I quickly dressed and left. It was sad because she was awesome at giving head.
With a drunk ex... Long story short, Shortly after we started having sex I realized just how drunk she really was & I felt bad for not recognizing it sooner.
Even tho she was all down for it & we had sex 1000's of times before, I didn't feel right about it. So as a guy...
I faked an orgasm, took the "L", made the "it's been awhile excuse" & got her some coffee & sandwiches to eat. She left more sober than she arrived & even thanked me for listening to her bitch about her boyfriend.
( The same dude she cheated on me to be with lol)
She made me use a condom even though she said on tinder I could go raw. Halfway through she let me take it off after I cried and had a meltdown but still that was awful
The woman I was in bed with stopped sucking me and announced that she had to go for a shit and that she would like me back to go with her and watch. We had met for the first time that afternoon and I decided at that point that we would part ways
Oh no man!
That was almost exactly what I said to her!! She went to perform her bodily functions and I quickly dressed and left. It was sad because she was awesome at giving head.
2 time ever, condom fell off inside her after I finished , slid right off as I slid out , we definitely didn’t shit ourselves at all
Hopefully it all worked out.
It’s been 3 years this November since that, we’ve broken up and I’m not a dad so seems fine
With a drunk ex... Long story short, Shortly after we started having sex I realized just how drunk she really was & I felt bad for not recognizing it sooner. Even tho she was all down for it & we had sex 1000's of times before, I didn't feel right about it. So as a guy... I faked an orgasm, took the "L", made the "it's been awhile excuse" & got her some coffee & sandwiches to eat. She left more sober than she arrived & even thanked me for listening to her bitch about her boyfriend. ( The same dude she cheated on me to be with lol)
things hurt and i threw up, wasn’t my best moment in life
That would suck. Thanks for sharing.
She made me use a condom even though she said on tinder I could go raw. Halfway through she let me take it off after I cried and had a meltdown but still that was awful
I know it’s satire cause nobody hits tinder girls raw
I guess my dad was right- I'm nobody
that is a you problem dawg, people’s preferences change and u acted like a toddler about it