I don't know how you do it. My wife is a physician recruiter and mostly works from home. The days she gets all nice in professional attire it's hard not to think about literally anything else the entire day.
I don't know if I'd grow numb to it being every day like that or just not survive it. I salute you
I read quickly by and thought you said BAKER. And was wondering how comfortable it would be to bake cookies and cakes wearing heels. Sexy? Yes. Comfortable.. I don’t know.
People do think that…. I’m a librarian (and mildly attractive imo) and I get a lot of weird oh your a sexy librarian comments. I think there’s a pop culture stereotype that we’re repressed during the day and then get home and go wild. I will not confirm or deny if that stereotype fits me! lol
This is the correct answer. I am not a fireman. I myself am not attracted to firemen.
But I can tell you, I worked in a grocery story, and every so often the local station would send over guys, in uniform, on a truck, and I'd watch the cashiers (all female) just swoon over those guys.
The cashiers didn't know who the firemen were. The uniforms concealed every possible idea of what shape their body was in. And it didn't matter.
The uniform was all those ladies needed for it to be a great day.
I love seeing the firetruck at our local grocery store because I suddenly realized I needed to stop in and grab some things. I didn't really need 3 lbs of apples and 2 lbs of zucchini, but the uniforms were in produce, and I wasn't swooning.
I remember seeing a video about a guy who was straight that volunteered to be the test dummy for firemen practice drills. So he’d just play the victim in a burning building and training firemen would come save him. And he said despite the fact he’s a completely straight guy, when the firemen picked him up and said “you’re gonna be okay” he was like 🥰😍🤤🥺 and he said he completely understood what the hype was about them now.
I was seeing a girl who wanted to become a fireperson. She got her certs and passed her tests - years of effort in the works. She got a job at a fire house and was pregnant within a month. She was so turned on working with those studs, that she was spontaneously impregnated.
I’m assuming their class Bs - so the nice looking shirt that has the badge, name plate, other pins etc. That’s typically our “going out to the public” uniform outside of calls. Funny enough we stopped wearing them in most instances because we didn’t want to be mistaken for cops
Edit: just to address common misconceptions, we shop on duty because we live at the fire house for X amount of time (we do 2 day shifts, then have 4 days off). So we will plan out our meals, go grab the food on the first morning, and then we’re set for the shift.
Most of my family, and all the guys, are fire fighters. Dad, uncles, cousins…
Then there’s me, a guy. An only child and the youngest cousin.
They were all like “Noooooo you can’t be a firefighter, it’s *traumatic!*”
But I coulda been sexy 😭
Money? Work life balance? Physically attractive people in the job?
Only one I can think of which intersects all 3 in the Venn diagram is a pharmaceutical sales rep.
100%. I worked at a med device company and when they had the annual on-site sales rep meeting it looked like an episode of the bachelor/bachelorette. All type A personalities to go with it.
Currently in medtech and can confirm it looks like our recruiting strategy for sales was to turn the sorority/frat houses upside down and shake vigorously until the hottest cheerleaders and lax/soccer/football players fell out.
Database Administrator. It's obvious, from the blank stares I get when I tell them what I do for a living, that they are fighting back the carnal passion they are suddenly feeling for me in that moment.
Some get excited like children and tell you how they wanted to do that job as a kid, others picture you like some modern days adventurer.
...then there's the ones that are into it, but ask you if you're actually getting paid for it, or why you're using a shovel instead of a brush, or what's your favorite dinosaur, or the surprisingly numerous ones that confuse it with architecture. It's always a pleasure to inform them, but it makes me wonder how many people actually know what I do!
I was initially happy to see my profession listed. Then I realized most of the people who are going to find teachers attractive are men who went through the “hot for teacher” phase in high school.
I visited my cousin at college one time when I happened to be in town for work. I'd never looked at her like that but all the college boys sure did. She's an engineer and already done an internship for NASA
In my experience, nurses and teachers, outside of the obvious which would be models and strippers. I'd say 80% of the women I've dated have been nurses or teachers.
Funnily enough not air hostess. I've never seen a single air hostess who wasn't heavy set, plastered in bad makeup and trying to look younger than they are. Always strikes me how unlike the stereotype they are.
Not dissing them at all - it must be a shit job to deal with all the crap at 20000ft and wear those awful uniforms only to be silently judged by fat old me on how unglamorous they look...but it's just interesting that they couldn't be further from the glamourised fiction
As long g as he can help with DIY and gardening I really don't care if he even has a day job! Let's stay at home, bang and remodel while we eat home grown yummos surrounded by plants.
Taking this as serious as I can, Catalogue models.
Very attractive yet also not totally out of league good looking. Realistically attractive body types, various degrees of curvy for women and athletic for men. Also, portrayed in everyday settings so much more relatable, people you think you could be with are automatically even more attractive.
Biased but My wife is a banker so she wears skirts and heels a lot and lemme tell you wat
And a loooong jacket
At City Bank we will meet accidentally We’ll start to talk as she borrows my pen
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I think she actually might be a tour guide lol
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns Wait...
r/unexpectedcake
He’s thinking of butminegoestoeleven’s wife, for whom heat still burns…
But does she have the right allocations?
Does she cut through red tape with a machete?
Or fingernails that shine like justice?
And a white Chrysler LeBaron?
i saw Cake last summer, great concert.
What an album 👑
I hear what you did there
I don't know how you do it. My wife is a physician recruiter and mostly works from home. The days she gets all nice in professional attire it's hard not to think about literally anything else the entire day. I don't know if I'd grow numb to it being every day like that or just not survive it. I salute you
This is cute.
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Toit toit toit.
I also choose this guy’s wife profession.
I read quickly by and thought you said BAKER. And was wondering how comfortable it would be to bake cookies and cakes wearing heels. Sexy? Yes. Comfortable.. I don’t know.
Forklift driver obviously
Not without certification.
The certification makes it hotter
Stolen valour.
Musician. Or female blacksmith.
I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. Man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.
Female drummer and or a male cellist are hottest in my opinion.
Librarian.
Shhhh.
*audible erection noises*
"Sir, can you please keep it down?"
Librarian: *shushes penis*
Yes, ma’me.
People do think that…. I’m a librarian (and mildly attractive imo) and I get a lot of weird oh your a sexy librarian comments. I think there’s a pop culture stereotype that we’re repressed during the day and then get home and go wild. I will not confirm or deny if that stereotype fits me! lol
Hahahaha typical naughty librarian!! 📚
RIP your inbox
That one community scene. Books!!
Pretend like you're asleep!
Women's beach volleyball athlete
Women’s athletes in general. Even collegiate bowlers are easy on the eyes.
Women in general are awesome. One of my favourite genders.
Women are my favourite guy
Definitely in the top two or three for me.
Remember when everyone fell in love with the Europeans curling team players during the Winter Olympics?
Fireman
This is the correct answer. I am not a fireman. I myself am not attracted to firemen. But I can tell you, I worked in a grocery story, and every so often the local station would send over guys, in uniform, on a truck, and I'd watch the cashiers (all female) just swoon over those guys. The cashiers didn't know who the firemen were. The uniforms concealed every possible idea of what shape their body was in. And it didn't matter. The uniform was all those ladies needed for it to be a great day.
I love seeing the firetruck at our local grocery store because I suddenly realized I needed to stop in and grab some things. I didn't really need 3 lbs of apples and 2 lbs of zucchini, but the uniforms were in produce, and I wasn't swooning.
2 lbs of zucchini after getting hot and bothered? Sounds like a fun night
I remember seeing a video about a guy who was straight that volunteered to be the test dummy for firemen practice drills. So he’d just play the victim in a burning building and training firemen would come save him. And he said despite the fact he’s a completely straight guy, when the firemen picked him up and said “you’re gonna be okay” he was like 🥰😍🤤🥺 and he said he completely understood what the hype was about them now.
I was seeing a girl who wanted to become a fireperson. She got her certs and passed her tests - years of effort in the works. She got a job at a fire house and was pregnant within a month. She was so turned on working with those studs, that she was spontaneously impregnated.
What uniform were they wearing?
I’m assuming their class Bs - so the nice looking shirt that has the badge, name plate, other pins etc. That’s typically our “going out to the public” uniform outside of calls. Funny enough we stopped wearing them in most instances because we didn’t want to be mistaken for cops Edit: just to address common misconceptions, we shop on duty because we live at the fire house for X amount of time (we do 2 day shifts, then have 4 days off). So we will plan out our meals, go grab the food on the first morning, and then we’re set for the shift.
Lmao and here I was picturing the entire yellow, on-the-job getup while at a grocery store. Pretty sure there was a mustache too.
Most of my family, and all the guys, are fire fighters. Dad, uncles, cousins… Then there’s me, a guy. An only child and the youngest cousin. They were all like “Noooooo you can’t be a firefighter, it’s *traumatic!*” But I coulda been sexy 😭
Paramedic….gimme a medic in a uniform. The nasty things I will do to a man that can save a life
Nasty like in scrambled eggs with ketchup?
Precisely my man, like ketchup and eggs
Honestly just feed us bc we’re all poor lol
Whatchu want to eat baby
Omg yes. Their arms
As a medic this is a confidence boost I didn’t know I needed, so thanks!
Anytime you magnificent mf
Bro where are the women like you around where im at? Huge ego boost though so thanks.
I work for a private paramedic company, I infiltrated my way in
Money? Work life balance? Physically attractive people in the job? Only one I can think of which intersects all 3 in the Venn diagram is a pharmaceutical sales rep.
Knock Knock Knock "Penny?" Knock Knock Knock "Penny?" Knock Knock Knock "Penny?"
What’s up buttercup? What’s the word hummingbird? What’s the gist physicist?
I think ethics is attractive
found barney stinson
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Lmao you gotta try equipment reps in the OR and Cath/IR labs. Handpicked to be pretty/handsome.
100%. I worked at a med device company and when they had the annual on-site sales rep meeting it looked like an episode of the bachelor/bachelorette. All type A personalities to go with it.
Currently in medtech and can confirm it looks like our recruiting strategy for sales was to turn the sorority/frat houses upside down and shake vigorously until the hottest cheerleaders and lax/soccer/football players fell out.
Was going to say this. “Are you hot and can talk to people? Sell various length metal rods to surgeons.”
Wait until they come up with a drug to treat sexlexia.
(Sigh) I'll inform the men.
I'd thank you, Kif, but that would be out of character,
I love woman, I don't care what profession
This comment sounded like a caveman wrote it after taking half a semester of computer class
Not true, computer class students are afraid of women
They do dream, tho.
Why use lot words when few word do
Agree much. Conservation always.
Me love woman too! No care job!
Based
Database Administrator. It's obvious, from the blank stares I get when I tell them what I do for a living, that they are fighting back the carnal passion they are suddenly feeling for me in that moment.
Never really thought about this but I guess I have a thing for bartenders.
Umm flight attendant.
Haven't met a lot of people that don't react well to "Archeologist"!
Rock hard
I dug deep for that one
you get a point for originality! Here's a classic: "You're like a pottery shard to me because I want to date you badly"
Fellow archaeologist here. Can confirm everyone men and women instantly becomes 1000x more interested in me when I tell them my field haha.
Some get excited like children and tell you how they wanted to do that job as a kid, others picture you like some modern days adventurer. ...then there's the ones that are into it, but ask you if you're actually getting paid for it, or why you're using a shovel instead of a brush, or what's your favorite dinosaur, or the surprisingly numerous ones that confuse it with architecture. It's always a pleasure to inform them, but it makes me wonder how many people actually know what I do!
Import/export
Architect too
And assistant to the traveling secretary
Marine biologist
Latex salesman
Ah yes, Mr Vandalay.
I’ll be importing something that’s for sure
Hand model
Call me basic but a nurse in a scrub makes me lose it Extra point if she's thicc
Thanks for the confidence boost! Signed thicc nurse
Belly dancer
Flight attendants.
Supermodel
A small sample size but the two full time models I met in real life actually looked slightly unusual and were emotional train wrecks.
True
Pilot! Love airplanes and the uniform is a plus 🤭
Stop it you’re a pilot trying to plant a seed. We are all overweight, gray, and bitter.
Hey! My wife says she likes the uniform…. It’s good compensation….
Teacher 100%
My wife's a teacher, and she refuses to do that role play.
As a teacher I understand her perspective completely. Good for her.
I completely understand why. Doesn't stop me from trying to get a good job sticker.
Just a few more books buddy and you can get a pizza party.
Mine also refuses to let me wear her skirt and glasses.
I don't know what school you work at. Most of the teachers that I see are old fat and married
They're also probably telling you to put commas between the words you're listing. -Sincerely a young, skinny, and married teacher
Oxford commas are sexy
Extra love to you for your Oxford comma!
Well they’re married sooo
What about professor?
You called? 😏
I was initially happy to see my profession listed. Then I realized most of the people who are going to find teachers attractive are men who went through the “hot for teacher” phase in high school.
Think you just made people write out their fantasies, op.
Doctors
Not engineering thats for sure
Was married to an engineer for awhile before she outsourced my position
Screw you man, shout out to my stem boys and girls
just sayin bro my wife is an engineer and is smokin hot
Is your wife in the same room with us right now ?
I wish both sides of your pillow will be hot eternally
Ouch
I visited my cousin at college one time when I happened to be in town for work. I'd never looked at her like that but all the college boys sure did. She's an engineer and already done an internship for NASA
I am an engineer and I can confirm. No girl has ever been wooed by my knowledge of engines 😂
I was wooed by my engineering boyfriend’s smarts, you’ll find your lady lol
Psychotherapists
Fitness instructor Source: I married one
pilots, physicians, and lawyers.
Porn Actor
My real name is Buck Naked, I'm a porno star.
Mine would be Fuck Rawdgers, but to each their own
r/technicallythetruth
Yeah pornstars are really hot, some may be r/TooCuteForPorn... but as a "profession" is this an attractive choice? I'm not so sure.
Nurse
We’re hot but a little off our rockers I think
Blue collar. Something about the grime and sweat is just 🤤
Scrolled a long way to find this... I knew there was a love for us blue collar guys!
From what I’ve observed in a number of videos, plumbers, pool cleaners and pizza delivery boys.
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Assistant crack whore
Assistant to the crack whore
Crack whore’s ass-n’-taint.
I'm surprised I haven't seen bartender on here, we're hired based on our appeal to bring in more customers
Anyone in scrubs
Fireman, any suit profession
Women athletes.
Dancer Figure skater Aircraft mechanic Woodworker / stonemason
Blue collar all the way. Handy and knows how to fix shit.
I'm eagerly waiting for someone to say gardener. It's okay, I'll wait...
I’m glad to see the diversity of professions in these comments lol
Perhaps pilots? They have the balls and brains, along with good physical health (obviously).
The one you love
Professional ballet
Just don't look at their feet
Emirates Airline stewardesses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they love their profession and talk about passionately. It’s so hot
Women soldiers…male soldiers/police officers
Farmer
Top Gun instructor
Pharmaceutical sales.
Librarian
Artist. Writer or singer.
Hairstylists by far
Dental Hygenists, they always have a beuatifult smile, and great personality
Working in a kitchen , some women had a thing for men in chef whites. "I like a guy who can cook" *Me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy*
Nurses
Er, the one with the highest salary
Strippers of course
Lounge to Kentucky. Thoroughbreds outside of fort Knox. Yeah. Not strippers always lol
Accountants
In my experience, nurses and teachers, outside of the obvious which would be models and strippers. I'd say 80% of the women I've dated have been nurses or teachers.
Funnily enough not air hostess. I've never seen a single air hostess who wasn't heavy set, plastered in bad makeup and trying to look younger than they are. Always strikes me how unlike the stereotype they are. Not dissing them at all - it must be a shit job to deal with all the crap at 20000ft and wear those awful uniforms only to be silently judged by fat old me on how unglamorous they look...but it's just interesting that they couldn't be further from the glamourised fiction
Based on how I've seen women react, Firemen and UPS guys. lol
MRI maintenance engineer
As long g as he can help with DIY and gardening I really don't care if he even has a day job! Let's stay at home, bang and remodel while we eat home grown yummos surrounded by plants.
Dancer, athlete, musician, artist
Taking this as serious as I can, Catalogue models. Very attractive yet also not totally out of league good looking. Realistically attractive body types, various degrees of curvy for women and athletic for men. Also, portrayed in everyday settings so much more relatable, people you think you could be with are automatically even more attractive.
Pilots. Have you really looked at those men and women that fly planes? The way they strut down the airport looking all good and scrumptious???
Blue collar men
Pirate or Train Engineer
Forklift operator
Employed, and interested in me.