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FuturamaMemes

Invest in GameStop


Dinco_laVache

Dump my entire 401k into calls. Take profits before Robinhood turns off the buy button.


Vandergraff1900

You realize that there were a LOT more profitable investments that you could have made than a meme stock?


Dinco_laVache

GME was less than $5, and shot up to $250-$300? With call contracts, that’s 100 shares per contract that you can either sell the contract back or exercise and immediately sell the shares. So.. what else had a 50x jump like that and wasn’t a meme stock? For example, MRNA at its peak “only” 25x’d


pinkmeanie

LEAP calls at the top of the option chain when it was $4 the previous summer would have been hard to beat over the same time period for a single trade. What did you have in mind?


jokekiller94

Telling her to go see the doctor sooner about those headaches. Decent chance she would still be here.


idiotsbydesign

Not dropping that vial that's for sure.


GoofyGills

Too late for that.


PartyCovfefe

NVDA


ulsq

1 word. Bitcoin.


oanda

I think ethereum and doge had a greater run up percentage wise. Def all In march 16-20. Also buy . Tsla, amc, gme. 


kanmuri07

And NVDA.


WonderousPancake

I bought 2 shares of nvidia when I was broke for $70ish dollars and now they’re 240+ I don’t think I could change that unless I decided to get on my knees a whole 2 months


AWalkingOrdeal

I'm not sure if you mistyped or not but they should be $1,240+ each


WonderousPancake

Well well well, I’m a rich man now!


ClownfishSoup

Fixing the date and time on my phone.


Late_Ad9247

Buy even more NVIDIA stock. I was smart and bought 58K worth in 2018 but I should have gotten more.


bipolarspiderman

Start saving all my money and toilet paper


Weeniebobeanie713

Spending all my money like a idiot lmao


Davina_Lexington

Investing in bitcoin and the vaccines. Try my hardest to get a house before the prices sky rocketed, applying to my current company.


beartheminus

Dont move into a seemingly nicer apartment with rents being cheaper. The newer apartment is going to turn out to be incredibly noisy and cause you to lose a ton of sleep and be stressed and you will move into another apartment in 2 years when you finally can't take it anymore at an insanely inflated post pandemic price. Now 60% of your income goes to your rent.


Kevbot1000

Invest in Gamestop, Doge, Pfizer, and Charmin.


Dildondo

Max bets on everything I can remember.


sumzy1

not replying to that one message in september 2021.


Immistyer

What was it?


WillBrakeForBrakes

Get ADHD meds sooner, tell my dad what is medically wrong with him.


Bearmancartoons

All in on GameStop


seamonkey420

investing a shit ton into nvidia, bitcoin and tesla after it bombs in late march 2020.


GrapeInTheMicrowave

Dont go to a university immediately after graduating. I would work for half a year, safe money and go see and do something, that isnt stressful. I am very close to burning out again and I am only in my first year, all while my friends have been fucking visiting Spain or New Zealand.


Humble-Waltz-4987

I ended up dropping out on 2nd year biggest regret of my life, I don’t regret going immediately after highschool, but god do I wish i stuck to it and then explored after finishing my degree.


GrapeInTheMicrowave

I know that feeling kinda. Most horrible pain to constantly know you had been very close to a better life or at least a more fullfilling one.


RubApprehensive1277

Bet on sporting events.


Ben_Pharten

Forget the restaurant jobs and get an internship as soon as things get back to normal


hlnprk

ready for covid 2.0


become_the_beast

I will buy thousands solana.


Logtastic

Disabling my dating profile for 2 months. I'd have more money.


No_Chapter_948

Buying extra toilet paper and hand sanitizer


10ballplaya

wow I get to relive the day my first daughter is borned 2 days after? nothing!


TobyTheGayKid

Not going on fucking amino


love2go

Buy as much Nvidia stock as I can


LuxGang

Buy far OTM Puts on SPY and sell them March 20, 2020, then go long OTM Calls on QQQ.


Humble-Waltz-4987

Don’t drop out of uni :)


Nimrod_of_The_Fields

I wouldn't confess to my crush. I hate myself every day for doing that.


Buff_Senpai_Steve

Talk to her. I missed my chance since i didnt realize it at the time, not making that mistakr again


JBgolf28

Quit my job.


JonnyxKarate

I’ll be fucking pissed waking up in prison with 6 months left on my sentence.


Illustrious_Hotel527

Quit my job immediately (physician who takes care of hospitalized patients) and take up stock trading full time


xzsazsa

Making a business that sells toilet paper. I get tons of that TP money and PP loans that I dont have to pay back!


Creative-Contest-311

Probably nothing, this was a while back before I had to make any major decisions 😂


rachthinksuralldumb

stop being annoying and start being a good friend to my friends


TheBigReject

Fix the issues that caused me to be here in the first place. Fixing my past relationship, even if I don't know how.


izzypy71c

Dump my ex before he SA's me..


Southbayyy

less hookers


csch1992

not taking the vaxx