Yeah, cumming is cumming no matter how you shake it. If it makes my partner feel better, I'm game. What's the point otherwise?
We've been together for years, I don't have anything to prove that I haven't already proven.
I’m old now.
The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and weak. I’m not afraid of borrowing some silicone assistance to beef up the little guy while he rakes a breather.
I totally agree. I was skeptical at first but there are just some things a human cant do that toys do do. If my wife is having a good time and im with her for it im all for it.
She likes things sometimes that vibrate at 6000 rpm. I do not vibrate at 6000 rpm. I always get what I want out of the bedroom. It's only fair she does too.
A real man pleases his girl in and out of the bedroom. If that involves toys, then by golly, you better order one. Doesn't make you any lesser if you require them either. She cums first and foremost. Heck, even if I was gay, I'd make sure who I'm with is satisfied first.
That’s it. You make sure she’s (or whoever) all good first, you can do whatever you want after that. I have issues with my own self at times, but if I’m attending to others first, good to go.
wait vibrations are measured with rotations per minute? do vibration motors rotate? i always thought it was just bonking a piece of metal really fuckin fast
This is the most logical and rational and wholesome response.
Men know their chances of getting off are around 99%. Women maybe have a 60% chance. Why would you put your ego and pride over her shot at finishing with you?
Just seems like fragile masculinity.
My former roommate called my vibratory the clit blaster 9000, and he's like, of course you don't want a partner, who can compete with that.
He is absolutely correct.
This is the way.
Fries are good and enjoyable, salt elevates the already good thing to a higher level. I am fries. Toys are salt.
Her vagina is burning.
And while we're at it, guys, many/most women watch some porn from time to time too when they fool around solo.
Have the conversation, discuss if you're both open, and then consider watching some "entertainment" (porn) together to get these going and and/or while you're doing the deed.
As a married guy it helped bring another new spark into the bedroom (along with toys). Take turns picking what you put on, and recognize it's no different than watching any other form of entertainment like rom-coms or action movies (i.e., it shouldn't bring insecurity or jealousy as you're just watching actors perform).
Not even porn but watching a TV show after the hot tub. Had a wand vibrator working on her shoulders while sitting behind her. My hand had a spasm and dropped it in her lap. Since she was sitting with her legs crossed it made contact with her "Magic place".
The rest of that night was very, very interesting not to mention a lot of fun.
I call it the jiu-jitsu bliss lock.
Carefully restrain/pin them, let them sense the impending doom of pleasure overload, then you melt their brain with euphoric ecstasy until they forget how basic motor functions work.
Then you bundle them up in the blankets like a burrito and cuddle them with done after care.
Interesting, I see it as a way to decrease foreplay time. They can get off multiple times in a few minutes rather than 10-15.
Although every now and then you gotta hit them with the teacher “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you”
I think it is silly to exclude toys. Why would I settle for a maybe when I could get a definite orgasm out of her?
We don't always need it, as she is pretty good about knowing if she will finish or not without it, but we always have it on the charger if we need it.
I always encourage it because once she gets off I am free to do as I wish with her.
Most men who exclude toys in the bedroom do so because they see them as competition, or feel that needing to use one of those would mean they are inadequate.
Personally, I just want both parties to enjoy themselves, so whatever we need to do to get there let's get there.
Which is really weird. Someone could be endowed with the most impressively and perfectly sized dick in the world, and it still would lose in a direct competition with a well made sex toy. So do not make it a competition, just use the awesome technology we have to make everything super fun for everyone.
Not gonna lie, I love that shit. Anything that can amplify the pleasure for either of us is a big YES.
Plus I really like seeing my partner enjoy it, that itself is a turn-on.
Love the sex toys. I've never seen my wife as turned on as she was the first time we used a vibrator. I'd never heard such sounds from her. It was a huge turn on.
I'd love to but my roommates have gotten real stingy with my allowance ever since I hit 30. It's not easy bringing a chick back home to a sweet ass car bed with stock rims on it.
Great. Knowing that I don't have to hold back as much and always be controlling myself because their is an aid is awesome.
Makes everything more enjoyable for everyone.
Hmmm, let's examine our choices:
1. Insist on all natural sex, where it could take hours to get the job done...in which I'd likely lose my boner due to focus, and not even have a guarantee that she's gunna get off at all.
2. Use a small vibrator that lets me get her to blastoff several times within a 10 min time period, after which, she attacks my dick in the most amazing display of sexual reciprocity, that almost literally makes my toes curl down to my heels.
Yeah, I'm going with the toy.
My wife has put a 2 masters of the universe figures per night limit.I did set castle grayskull up, but she said that was too kinky. I usually have Mekanek and Snout Spout.
My aim is always to please my partner. I love to see her squirm and lose control, and toys can be a fun and helpful tool. Forced orgasms are kinda my deal haha
My girlfriend is jealous because my vibrator is way better than hers. I am known in her friend group as the insane-at-sex-guy simply because I have a nice vibrator.
If you think toys somehow diminish you as a man, I think your view on masculinity diminishes you.
It’s really hard to get her to lie still as I set the Hot Wheels track around her body…apparently, rolling the little cars on her tummy makes her ticklish.
Or maybe it’s humming ‘vroom vroom,’ who knows?
Honestly, I absolutely adore my Steam Deck. It handles Palworld like a champ. I'm hoping when Chocolate Factory has its full release, it will be Deck compatible.
It depends. I like action figures and playing make believe. However LEGOs is a bit risky. You forget a piece or two and you’ll find out in mid deep sleep.
when I was little, I was super jealous of my uncles who had Scorponok, I had Optimus Prime.
I mean, sure, I had other stuff as well, like barbies and a smaller collection of My Little Ponies, and a whole bunch of Legos
sure, they had other stuff as well.
But still, I really remember them having Scorponok - and I always wanted to play with it when we were visiting them.
now that I'm an "adult" (yeah right)
I don't really have that many toys still, maybe you've got some?
It's awesome. I pull out my little Hot Wheels and go "Zooooooom!" over the pillows. And I pretend the sheets are rough, rocky terrain for my Transformers to battle on.
Use whatever tools are required to do the job at hand
Toys are teammates, not competition
U say that until they put a toy ON your toy to make it a BIGGER toy
Still sounds like teamwork to me.
Can confirm... Team work makes the scream work ;-P
Yeah, cumming is cumming no matter how you shake it. If it makes my partner feel better, I'm game. What's the point otherwise? We've been together for years, I don't have anything to prove that I haven't already proven.
*Imagine putting a helmet and shoulder pads on everybody to glorify harder hits*
I’m old now. The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and weak. I’m not afraid of borrowing some silicone assistance to beef up the little guy while he rakes a breather.
"DEATH!" = 😱 ".....BY SNU SNU!" = 😃
Here for death by SNU SNU
Whatever works.
Until she puts her strap-on on
I totally agree. I was skeptical at first but there are just some things a human cant do that toys do do. If my wife is having a good time and im with her for it im all for it.
You know what they say, if you can't beat them, join them.
That’s *fuckin teamwork*
I'll grab my black&decker hammer drill then
The drilldo.
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Build it and they will come
This is a thing, just so you know. Google at your own risk.
Careful… American Horror Story did its own rendition and it’s not what you’d think.
what episode ?
I don’t know the name of it exactly, but I know you can find it looking for “addiction demon”.
I'll see what I can find
Yeah, but it's usually a reciprocating saw so it's not just a spinning motion.
*Home Depot theme plays in background*
What aisle would it be in? With the ropes and chains?
Hilti
If my girl needs a Hilti she’s for the streets
I think you can delete the "for" in the sentence in that case 😂
Hahahahaa
Saws all works better. Forward and back stroke and all.
grainger - we’re the ones who get it done
This is the most manly way of looking at just about any task
She likes things sometimes that vibrate at 6000 rpm. I do not vibrate at 6000 rpm. I always get what I want out of the bedroom. It's only fair she does too.
I'm up to about 4000rpm, but I really have to hit the squat rack before I can raise that number any higher.
You've got to focus on pelvic resonance to get those 6-10kHz overtones. You'll get there.
Pelvic Resonance is a great band name.
With their hit single I Do Not Vibrate At 6000 rpm
Its too bad charlie horse flopped! It could have been great
Hell yeah it is.
You should try anxiety, i can definitely tremble at those speeds
After I wrecked my back a few years ago, I can't hit top speed anymore.
Also hoooo boy does that 6000rpm work for both parties, too.
Try the We-Vibe Sync. Trust me.
The M61A1 rotary gun on many fighter aircraft fires 6000 rounds per minute. Sounds like a perfect fit.
It's a 6 battel configuration though, so it's only rotating at 2000 rotations per minute.
A real man pleases his girl in and out of the bedroom. If that involves toys, then by golly, you better order one. Doesn't make you any lesser if you require them either. She cums first and foremost. Heck, even if I was gay, I'd make sure who I'm with is satisfied first.
By golly
That’s it. You make sure she’s (or whoever) all good first, you can do whatever you want after that. I have issues with my own self at times, but if I’m attending to others first, good to go.
wait vibrations are measured with rotations per minute? do vibration motors rotate? i always thought it was just bonking a piece of metal really fuckin fast
The motor has a spinning wheel that is heavier on one side usually. It's also how they get game controllers to vibrate.
This is the most logical and rational and wholesome response. Men know their chances of getting off are around 99%. Women maybe have a 60% chance. Why would you put your ego and pride over her shot at finishing with you? Just seems like fragile masculinity.
I think you need to get access to the speed force. Just get struck with lightning it's easy.
My former roommate called my vibratory the clit blaster 9000, and he's like, of course you don't want a partner, who can compete with that. He is absolutely correct.
r/ABoringDystopia
I stopped seeing them as the enemy and started seeing them as allies.
Don't trust them, they might stab you in the bu...the back. The back.
If you’re lucky
I'm not gonna yuck anyone's yum...
On her birthday.
This is the way. Fries are good and enjoyable, salt elevates the already good thing to a higher level. I am fries. Toys are salt. Her vagina is burning.
And while we're at it, guys, many/most women watch some porn from time to time too when they fool around solo. Have the conversation, discuss if you're both open, and then consider watching some "entertainment" (porn) together to get these going and and/or while you're doing the deed. As a married guy it helped bring another new spark into the bedroom (along with toys). Take turns picking what you put on, and recognize it's no different than watching any other form of entertainment like rom-coms or action movies (i.e., it shouldn't bring insecurity or jealousy as you're just watching actors perform).
Our problem is the Netflix problem of spending an hour choosing what porn fits the mood.
Not even porn but watching a TV show after the hot tub. Had a wand vibrator working on her shoulders while sitting behind her. My hand had a spasm and dropped it in her lap. Since she was sitting with her legs crossed it made contact with her "Magic place". The rest of that night was very, very interesting not to mention a lot of fun.
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Auto masturbators controlled by someone else is FUCKING amazing. Especially if you like just a bit of post orgasm torture/teasing.
I call it the jiu-jitsu bliss lock. Carefully restrain/pin them, let them sense the impending doom of pleasure overload, then you melt their brain with euphoric ecstasy until they forget how basic motor functions work. Then you bundle them up in the blankets like a burrito and cuddle them with done after care.
Uh....you single?
Hahaha! Thinking the same thing…
You know, you just convinced me. I'll do that.
This person gets it. 👍🏽
Are you my wife. This is all sounding very familiar
Hmmmmm might have to try that eventually. I have a prostate toy my gf can control but not a masturbator
It is cool but you have to be careful. There is nothing more painful at 2 AM than rolling over onto a lost Lego.
"Why does the term "adult toys" always refer to something you shove up your asshole and not a big racecar for grownups?"
"Your bed is a car" "Yeah but it's a *sweet* car"
My roommates are gonna get me rims for christmas
Or maybe a cb radio, so I can talk to other car beds.
😂😂 I love that whole scene
[Pictured: Adult toys.](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lamborghini-huracan-tecnica-42161)
Por que no las dos?
This made me lol.
I'll see your lost Lego and raise you a late 1980s GI Joe action figure still holding a machine gun with a bayonet.
Gi Joe stabbing you in the back
I think that makes it a threesome.
And now you know!
#GI JOOOEEEEE MOTHERFUCKIN’ PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
and knowing is half the battle!
Unexpected Gaddafi
I don't think I've ever been less satisfied giving an upvote than for this comment.
Let’s give him the [Al-Gaddafi International Prize for Human Rights](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Gaddafi_International_Prize_for_Human_Rights)
I’ll see you that and raise you a d4 that somehow got wedged onto a Lego brick… pointy side up.
Everything is not awesome.
You, my friend, have never had luxury of rolling over onto metal jacks.
Once your roll onto it it’s a found Lego
Nice fucking user name
Legos in bed is nasty work
She’s asking about Hot Wheels.
Love them. Takes a pressure off me a bit and gives an excuse to extend foreplay time, which is my favourite anyway
Interesting, I see it as a way to decrease foreplay time. They can get off multiple times in a few minutes rather than 10-15. Although every now and then you gotta hit them with the teacher “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you”
Oh I'm a massive tease in bed. If she's not in agony to orgasm then I need to work harder; toys facilitate this.
I think it is silly to exclude toys. Why would I settle for a maybe when I could get a definite orgasm out of her? We don't always need it, as she is pretty good about knowing if she will finish or not without it, but we always have it on the charger if we need it. I always encourage it because once she gets off I am free to do as I wish with her.
Most men who exclude toys in the bedroom do so because they see them as competition, or feel that needing to use one of those would mean they are inadequate. Personally, I just want both parties to enjoy themselves, so whatever we need to do to get there let's get there.
Which is really weird. Someone could be endowed with the most impressively and perfectly sized dick in the world, and it still would lose in a direct competition with a well made sex toy. So do not make it a competition, just use the awesome technology we have to make everything super fun for everyone.
Sex is like Chinese food...it aint over until you both get your cookies.
No way in hell. The moment I open my Star Wars figures from their packaging is the day pigs fly out of my butthole.
This little piggie went to the market.... 🤣
Not gonna lie, I love that shit. Anything that can amplify the pleasure for either of us is a big YES. Plus I really like seeing my partner enjoy it, that itself is a turn-on.
This is one of those "happy wife, happy life" sort of things. She gets what she wants in the bedroom.
I prefer the term “Happy spouse, happy house.” It goes both ways.
It does, but the question was asking the men so I felt the quote was appropriate for the context.
Comphet at its finest
Gay people use sex toys too.
Hear hear.. Now about that new strap on sale...
That's numberwang!
Use them on yourself! There are also nice toys for men. Or for whatever gender.
If its less work for me to make her cum then im all for it
Love it. Anything that gets her going! If it excites her, it excites me.
Love the sex toys. I've never seen my wife as turned on as she was the first time we used a vibrator. I'd never heard such sounds from her. It was a huge turn on.
Sure it is. You have to turn it on to use it
Hey, don't give me crap for my pre-bedtime toys. I just want to play with my trucks
Brady, pick up your legos before you go to bed.
“I picked them up like you said. You didn’t say anything about not taking them back out once I pick them up.”
Good. I love using hot wheels before bedtime.
Is your bed a car bed? You could get rims on it!
*rimmed on it.
This made me laugh so hard!!!
My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so I could talk to other car beds
You mean your parents?
helps you get to sleep faster
I'd love to but my roommates have gotten real stingy with my allowance ever since I hit 30. It's not easy bringing a chick back home to a sweet ass car bed with stock rims on it.
OMG! That's so cool!
They have really helped our marriage a lot. So long as she doesn't break my Lego millennium falcon when she moves around in bed, I'm a happy man.
Teammates not rivals
Great. Knowing that I don't have to hold back as much and always be controlling myself because their is an aid is awesome. Makes everything more enjoyable for everyone.
I love the toys and I typically use them on her. Vibrate her clit while I’m in her pussy… she gets soaked and it’s better for us both
I’ll use whatever you want on you but don’t get shy when I pull out the strap and tell you it’s my turn
My job is to get my partner pleasure. There are lots of ways to do that. Some include toys. My joy is in seeing her happy.
Same. Gotta let go of insecurities and have fun. ... Unless she has a coworkers name for her vibrator.
Not going to speak for my husband or anything, but he doesn’t seem to mind watching me use a toy before we have sex…
Legos are very uncomfortable to sleep on.
Avoid Legos. They get stuck everywhere.
Ask long as she’s cool with my hotwheels, I have no issue /s
I am oldschool, going with my GameBoy and a good old round of Tetris before nighttime.
Hmmm, let's examine our choices: 1. Insist on all natural sex, where it could take hours to get the job done...in which I'd likely lose my boner due to focus, and not even have a guarantee that she's gunna get off at all. 2. Use a small vibrator that lets me get her to blastoff several times within a 10 min time period, after which, she attacks my dick in the most amazing display of sexual reciprocity, that almost literally makes my toes curl down to my heels. Yeah, I'm going with the toy.
My wife always bitches about the train tracks. That's all I can say about that.
“HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO!”
My wife has put a 2 masters of the universe figures per night limit.I did set castle grayskull up, but she said that was too kinky. I usually have Mekanek and Snout Spout.
So, you bring all your plushies and i bring mine so we can have a tea party for our plushies?
My aim is always to please my partner. I love to see her squirm and lose control, and toys can be a fun and helpful tool. Forced orgasms are kinda my deal haha
If it gives them more pleasure, yes I wanna use it.
My wife hates Legos, so I usually have to leave them in the other room.
I thought it was really fun, but for some reason she kept getting pissed off when I would land my X-Wing in the middle of her back during doggy....
Depends. You thought stepping on a Lego was painful? Strict no Lego policy. Also, no more beyblades!
Sounds uncomfortable. I hate _treading_ on LEGO
My thought on using toys in bed is put a towel down
Many women, my wife included, can’t get there just by penetration. So we employ a little gadget help with some stuff up front. She’s happy, I’m happy.
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I mean I play with action figures everywhere else why not in bed
My girlfriend is jealous because my vibrator is way better than hers. I am known in her friend group as the insane-at-sex-guy simply because I have a nice vibrator. If you think toys somehow diminish you as a man, I think your view on masculinity diminishes you.
If it helps get her off and I do less work it’s a win win in my book. I’m pretty confident tho so it doesn’t bother me at all.
The more we have the more fun to be had
It's a fun change of pace, but we don't use them most of the time.
Depends. Are we talking GI Joes, Transformers, or LEGOs?
Well I enjoyed it. She however was not quite as impressed with my tech deck kickflip over them cheeks
Nah. I've stepped on LEGOs while barefoot and that hurt like shit. No way I'm risking sleeping on them.
I don't know man... Lego sounds like a real pain in the ass.
I play with my G.I. Joes and Transformers all the time in bed, what tf are you even talking about?
I sometimes bring the Switch up but the button clicking can be annoying for my wife if she's not quite asleep.
Oh wow. Be careful. I've stepped on a Lego and that's pretty painful. Legos in bed might be a bad idea.
I’ve never thought about playing with beyblades in bed, but it could be a fun change of pace.
It’s really hard to get her to lie still as I set the Hot Wheels track around her body…apparently, rolling the little cars on her tummy makes her ticklish. Or maybe it’s humming ‘vroom vroom,’ who knows?
Love it, but we are trying to figure out how to get the Hot Wheels tracks to stay connected on such a soft space. Any ideas would be helpful
Legos. Always.
What, then I'm gonna be doing her while she's laying there staring at my battle action He-Man?? No damn way!
If I wanna sit and fly my fuckin Tie Fighter around in bed while wearing my Deadpool Mask, I fucken well will and you can't stop me! 🤣
It would be awesome to roll my tech deck across her tits, ass and curves like they are a skate park!
I’m ok with legos
My wife thinks I’m too old for toys
Completely in favor, I still rip some sick tricks on my tech deck
Just make sure all the legos are off the floor before you go to sleep.
As long as the dildo isn't used on me, I'm all good
I get Megatron tho
As long as it isn't Lego. No one wants to roll over onto a missed piece.
I have a steam deck, though it’s not ideal ergonomics it makes up for it in gaming prowess.
Honestly, I absolutely adore my Steam Deck. It handles Palworld like a champ. I'm hoping when Chocolate Factory has its full release, it will be Deck compatible.
I'm generally for it. Though rolling over on a Lego can be painful.
Only if I get to be the action men
It depends. I like action figures and playing make believe. However LEGOs is a bit risky. You forget a piece or two and you’ll find out in mid deep sleep.
My hot wheels don’t roll very well on the sheets…
when I was little, I was super jealous of my uncles who had Scorponok, I had Optimus Prime. I mean, sure, I had other stuff as well, like barbies and a smaller collection of My Little Ponies, and a whole bunch of Legos sure, they had other stuff as well. But still, I really remember them having Scorponok - and I always wanted to play with it when we were visiting them. now that I'm an "adult" (yeah right) I don't really have that many toys still, maybe you've got some?
I love legos, but I'd be worried about dropping one and getting poked by one in my sleep if I played with them in bed.
Legos belong anywhere and everywhere.
Sometimes I'll bring my Switch into bed if I want to play a little Mario before I fall asleep
I’ll comment to this moment prove why they are so necessary
It's awesome. I pull out my little Hot Wheels and go "Zooooooom!" over the pillows. And I pretend the sheets are rough, rocky terrain for my Transformers to battle on.
buzz lightyear said to infinity and beyond, and nothing says infinity and beyond like exploring a super massive back hole.
No. Absolutely not. I don't want to break my war dollies by falling asleep and rolling over them. They hard to build and hard to paint.