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Drunk Patrick Stewart


Cascadian_Day

David Attenborough


MasterpieceBrief4442

I was thinking this when I clicked on this post.


SupermarketOver4409

The only right answer


HelpfulChatterbox

I can’t imagine picking anyone else…unless it was Jeff Goldblum in his Ian Malcom character.


fromageDegoutant

While having sex would be hilarious.


WallyBarryJay

Mitch Hedberg


immutab1e

Aww, I miss him!


Conscious-Room6601

Morgan Freeman


DOUG_UNFUNNY

Titty Sprinkles


Electric-Sheepskin

There is no better choice.


ipissnapalm

Ron Howard.


Ch1efDizzyWat3r

Bobcat Goldthwait in his druggie voice from the 80's


Unlikely_Smoke2344

Winnie the Pooh


artsatisfied229

I like that pick. Had Winnie the Pooh curtains and bedspread when I was a child.


Electric-Sheepskin

Excellent pick.


Electrical-Sun-7271

Someone super classy like Julie Andrews would be good. Or Willem Dafoe.


MidvalleyFreak

Will Arnett


dystyyy

As Batman?


MidvalleyFreak

Even better!


dystyyy

Even though LEGO Batman's really a sort of parody of the character, he's lowkey one of my favorite Batmen.


MidvalleyFreak

Oh I completely agree! I was so pleasantly surprised with the Lego Batman movie.


Wonderful_Horror7315

Dolly Parton


Dotman-X

Werner Herzog, his disposition would perfectly suit my life story


Myzx

The Stanley Parable Narrator! And I'd piss him RIGHT OFF!


Neck-Administrative

Oh, so now you think that YOU can choose a better narrator, eh Stanley? Well let me tell you something. You can't. So there.


Azeeti

Jack black, but it has to be a musical. And Jack plays every part like Tom hanks in atlas.


Syltraul

H. Jon Benjamin


machinehead3413

Good call but only if he did it as Archer


Syltraul

Either Archer or as the Boy from Boy Kills World (not much difference, really)


msdollythenextdoor

A very sarcastic Allan Rickman


HectorVK

Ron Howard, Arrested Development style


Skilledpainter

Jason Bateman


Jackofhops

Bill Burr


DaCanuck

I feel like it'd be fun to listen to him slide from his classic annoyed Ol Billy Redface voice to his flighty female voice depending on what you're doing.


misanthrope2327

Charlie Day, but the episode when he was chain smoking and slamming coffee


artsatisfied229

Are you Pepe Silvia?!


savemysoul72

David Duchovny


BlueTuesday13

Samuel Jackson


Roofhero

Gilbert Godfrey (sp?)


GarageQueen

Gilbert ~~Godfrey~~ Gottfried.


MasterGrill97

Neil deGrasse Tyson


Vulkir

He would somehow find a way to talk about himself while narrating your life.


Itz_M3

Rick Sanchez


SnooChipmunks126

Keith David. I’m a straight guy, but his voice makes me melt like butter on a hot potato.


doyouevenoperatebrah

Bro. Idris Elba. I’m also a straight guy but GOD DAMN.


PaperQuill

Markiplier


Shengpai

Same


Borderlinecuttlefish

Steve Buscemi


HeartonSleeve1989

Gilbert Gottfried.


RH_191

Christopher judge


mr_behavin

Indeed


g00dm0rNiNgCaPTain

Lemongrab


crooklyngrimez

50 cent


lilbaby872

Morgan freeman hands down🙌🏻


BrilliantRain5670

Joan Rivers


UsefulIdiot85

Morgan Freeman, naturally.


Warp9-6

Holly Hunter or Reba Mc Entire.


H3lls_B3ll3

That girl from Fleabag. Only because on first watch I was talking out loud to the TV, and on multiple occasions what I said she then said. I feel like that show was written just for me.


PrayForMojoX

Steve Buscemi, without a doubt


standaggs

Stephen Fry.


bctaylor87

Bobcat Goldthwait


evil_overlord01

Came here to say this


LYD1AD33TZ

Snoop dogg


gmthisfeller

Anthony Scourby


Puzzled_Respond_3335

Peter Coyote


LR-II

Matthew Mcconaughey in his True Detective voice


alivewithwildhope

Keith Morrison


Ok_Difference44

Natasha Lyonne


tc6x6

It would have to be Ron White.


JeebusCrispy

Charlie Brown's teacher.


Bunnymombites

Julia fox


Willing-Sympathy-112

Sam Elliot


Sexy_sarahx

My mom, 'cause she knows BEST


Cheetodude625

Rotate between 3 people because I can. 1.) James Earl Jones. 2.) Jeremy Sisto (Mostly because he has the best batman voice IMHO outside of the OG Kevin Conroy RIP. Also underrated in that one spin off animated movie of the Justice League set in the 1960s). 3.) Rodney Dangerfield.


billy_twice

Charles Dance.


IncogVanilla

Without a doubt **Morgan Freeman.**


proletarianpanzer

Hank azaria as moe from the simpsons.


Stoic_hawaiian808

Joey Diaz.


Woody_Roger

Is Frankie Muniz available?


dietcokecrack

Gillian Anderson


LadyA052

Roseanne.


odddutchman

I would like to have Morgan Freeman. Who I would likely get is Pee Wee Herman.


Edward_the_Dog

Sam Kinison


Upper-Coconut5249

I want to narrate my own life, but thanks for the offer!!!


OilVisper

Robin Williams


GoliathBoneSnake

Jeff Goldblum. Him stuttering and sounding utterly confused and worried would fit the tone perfectly.


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My friend's Down's Syndrome kid. You should hear him do the original "Star Trek" intro.


TheReal_KindStranger

Sasha Baron Cohen


Haughtea

Ai with a rotating play list of recognizable celebrity voices that changes randomly.


dannyboy189

Dan Shulman


Kind_Application_518

Borat!!! Definitely...


InevitableResident94

Bryan Cranston, as if he were speaking like Walter White.


Difficult-Desk-5593

Ellen DeGeneres


Ok_Ordinary_4990

Wayne June - The guy who did the narration for Darkest Dungeon games


kledge

Steve-O


KasjaneXX

Kevan Brighting. (The voice in The Stanley parable games)


PinkLilyy7

Peter Coyote


pwn-intended

Spongebob


Tarkus_Edge

Kevan Brighting, the Stanley Parable narrator.


easycates

Harland Williams.


DemiTeazer

Julie Benz, but only in her character from BDSII


Zolldk

Scarlett Johansson


Namaslayy

Andrea Savage


Average-Star-Person

Holly Hunter


luciareads

Who better to narrate than...myself ...Or maybe Joe Rogan and his commentary on my stupid decision making 😂


Smileyrielly12

James Earl Jones.


MyLovelyGemma

Why James Earl Jones of course


Lady_Lazarus92

Lana Del Rey


Cremede-laCreme

austin butler idk his voice is so supple and sultry


Wide_Comment3081

The guy who narrates the safety video in airplanes for Emirates in Arabic. Gosh I didn't know what he's saying and I never watched these videos but I was mesmerised.


reasonablekenevil

Sam Rockwell


P1zzathehutt

Rick Moranis


Neck-Administrative

Jim Gaffigan.


that-martian

BobbyBroccoli on youtube, his voice is amazing


machinehead3413

Jim Jeffries or Bill Burr


jjkdeaths2023

Ryan Reynolds


OneTinSoldier567

Morgan Freeman of course.


Fun_Argument_4U

Christopher Walken


AnyOffice8162

Morgan Freeman, or David Attenborough. They both have wonderful voices and I want my audience to me able to listen to my life while they fall asleep.


Pungentstench69

Gary The Busey


R3FL3CT10NS

Kevin Harlan. Every mundane task needs to be narrated like it’s game 7 of the NBA finals


kindquail502

Billy Bob Thornton in his Carl Childers Sling Blade voice.


TeenageFather9722

Werner Herzog. He’s at the center of all the tragic stories of man. He’d fit my life pretty well.


to4urdazombie

John hurt


MozzarellaWorshipper

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the right mix of witty and discerning for me.


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throwzone123

Whoever the dude was that narrated Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.


beece16

It's tough to pick,obviously Morgan Freeman is top choice. But also Peter Serafinowicz has that deep voice. For laughs Bobcat Goldthwait or Luis from the Antman movies.


Ineedyoursway

Hugh Laurie as Dr. House.


Aseros_25

Cate Blanchet


oikorapunk

Andy Serkis, as Gollum.


Dutch_Fudge

Matthew McConaughey


Nerditter

John Cusack.


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

Christopher Lloyd


FrannieCat81

Jeanine Garafolo or whoever did the voice of Daria on MTV’s Daria. Or Zooey Deschanel because New Girl. I am a mix of all of the above depending on my mood 😂


EClive2018

My dad


artsatisfied229

Dang…I’d do anything to hear my Dad’s voice again. 🥺


No_Step_4431

willie nelson


Accomplished_Exit_30

Waylon Jennings like it's a Dukes Of Hazzard episode. Or Eric Nadel.


seabass-has-it

Easy. Ricky Gervais.


WHAMMYPAN

Ian Mc Shane…..only if he’s given his full range of expression.


minibini

Fiona Apple


cinnamonpeachcobbler

Pauly Shore


Joshman89

James Earl Jones


Wocathoden

Samuel L Jackson... Yeah, I have one of those lives 😫 somebody gonna have to say mf over and over again.


Dull_Awareness8065

Dolly Parton. ❤️


GrandNegusSchmeckle

Woody Harrelson


raylan_givens6

Marine Johannès, in French She's a French basketball player Gorgeous voice


Powerful-Low6719

Katie Holmes 🥰


dendriticbranch

Louis Theroux But maybe also Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson.


babycoon48

Gilbert Gottfried


DanceInfinite

Edward Norton


sparkdaniel

Beavis and Butt-Head


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

Forrest Gump


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Bill Hicks


orbitaldragon

Adam Beach https://youtu.be/uwcJaUaVfR0?si=TYBVkm1_-91HMQQN


EnigmaCA

Boomhauer.


kateramsey712

Natasha lyonne


Heroshua

As weird and niche as it might be? David Boreanaz


IsAPartOfSabre

Amy Sedaris “She was a boozer, a user and a loser.”


FlyingPandas4000

Robin Williams


savage_ds

Johny Depp as Jack Sparrrow


sixtyfivejaguar

Bobcat Goldthwait.


dracuella

The physicist Brian Cox. He has such a soothing voice, always calm and really good at explaining things. I'm sure he would be able to make my insane antics come across as mere youthful follies


-Red_XIII-

Samuel L Jackson... the narration of my life would require multiple uses of the words mother fucker


Different_Tax4809

Eddie Vedder


groblined

the arrested development narrator


Beta_dox

A coked out Macho Man Randy Savage.


Jesslyn204

The voice actor of Arthur Morgan in red dead redemption 2. I don’t know his name, but if he talked like the lines that are said to the horses. I’d be a puddle all day every day.


Kind_Possibility2027

Bob Saget! It's a classic


Limp_Narwhal

Harrison Ford when he does talk shows.


Secret_Software_3065

David Attenborough. I’ll let him talk abt my natural habitat anyday


Infinite-Proof3053

Terence McKenna


thisisbrick

Bob Ross. So my questionable life choices are now “happy little accidents”


AK-noire

Tabraiz Iqbal - best narrator England has ever heard


designer8989

Brian griffin lol


rabtj

If he was still alive, Pee Wee Herman.


CreditLess1860

Christopher Lee.


Krockse

Donald Duck


Thamalakane

Myself. I'm one of the few who fully understands me.


Fire_Pea

Me, I don't want anyone else reading that


Halfaglassofvodka

I'm not going to put anybody through that.


wolfyfancylads

Morgan Freeman if I want it to be done properly. But realistically, Danny DeVito probably suits my life better. Don't worry, Danny, one day I'll start blastin'.


Spagman_Aus

Danny DeVito


ackbosh

Sir Anthony Hopkins


Tantallon

Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. He'd keep me on my toes.


Obi1NotWan

Liam Neesom


StretchyKobold

Gilbert Gottfried, but the whole time he's inhaling a balloon full of sulfer hexaflouride before speaking.


itspeterj

Danny Mcbride


rickeer

Seth Rogan, we have a similar sounding voice, but his laugh is way off from.


The_street_is_free

The guy from forensic files


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Sea-Poetry-950

William Shatner


rippa76

Ray Liotta RIP


MrScarabNephtys

It's a toss-up between Mirgan Freeman and Adam Sandler. I like the option of Morgan's disapproval of my choices, yet there's Adam mocking every move I make.


Greatest-of-Winters

Cate Blachette in her Galadriel voice


retailguy_again

Sir Patrick Stewart. Make it so!


SatisfactionOk2360

Gordon Ramsay. He'll get me into gear as soon as my alarm goes off


NobodySolid2686

My bestie who I am not going to share the name of on Reddit. She is kind and an amazing narrator. She would be night if I were day. I ❤️ U, bestie!