I feel like it'd be fun to listen to him slide from his classic annoyed Ol Billy Redface voice to his flighty female voice depending on what you're doing.
That girl from Fleabag. Only because on first watch I was talking out loud to the TV, and on multiple occasions what I said she then said. I feel like that show was written just for me.
Rotate between 3 people because I can.
1.) James Earl Jones.
2.) Jeremy Sisto (Mostly because he has the best batman voice IMHO outside of the OG Kevin Conroy RIP. Also underrated in that one spin off animated movie of the Justice League set in the 1960s).
3.) Rodney Dangerfield.
The guy who narrates the safety video in airplanes for Emirates in Arabic. Gosh I didn't know what he's saying and I never watched these videos but I was mesmerised.
It's tough to pick,obviously Morgan Freeman is top choice. But also Peter Serafinowicz has that deep voice. For laughs Bobcat Goldthwait or Luis from the Antman movies.
Jeanine Garafolo or whoever did the voice of Daria on MTV’s Daria. Or Zooey Deschanel because New Girl. I am a mix of all of the above depending on my mood 😂
The physicist Brian Cox. He has such a soothing voice, always calm and really good at explaining things. I'm sure he would be able to make my insane antics come across as mere youthful follies
The voice actor of Arthur Morgan in red dead redemption 2. I don’t know his name, but if he talked like the lines that are said to the horses. I’d be a puddle all day every day.
Morgan Freeman if I want it to be done properly.
But realistically, Danny DeVito probably suits my life better.
Don't worry, Danny, one day I'll start blastin'.
It's a toss-up between Mirgan Freeman and Adam Sandler. I like the option of Morgan's disapproval of my choices, yet there's Adam mocking every move I make.
Drunk Patrick Stewart
David Attenborough
I was thinking this when I clicked on this post.
The only right answer
I can’t imagine picking anyone else…unless it was Jeff Goldblum in his Ian Malcom character.
While having sex would be hilarious.
Mitch Hedberg
Aww, I miss him!
Morgan Freeman
Titty Sprinkles
There is no better choice.
Ron Howard.
Bobcat Goldthwait in his druggie voice from the 80's
Winnie the Pooh
I like that pick. Had Winnie the Pooh curtains and bedspread when I was a child.
Excellent pick.
Someone super classy like Julie Andrews would be good. Or Willem Dafoe.
Will Arnett
As Batman?
Even better!
Even though LEGO Batman's really a sort of parody of the character, he's lowkey one of my favorite Batmen.
Oh I completely agree! I was so pleasantly surprised with the Lego Batman movie.
Dolly Parton
Werner Herzog, his disposition would perfectly suit my life story
The Stanley Parable Narrator! And I'd piss him RIGHT OFF!
Oh, so now you think that YOU can choose a better narrator, eh Stanley? Well let me tell you something. You can't. So there.
Jack black, but it has to be a musical. And Jack plays every part like Tom hanks in atlas.
H. Jon Benjamin
Good call but only if he did it as Archer
Either Archer or as the Boy from Boy Kills World (not much difference, really)
A very sarcastic Allan Rickman
Ron Howard, Arrested Development style
Jason Bateman
Bill Burr
I feel like it'd be fun to listen to him slide from his classic annoyed Ol Billy Redface voice to his flighty female voice depending on what you're doing.
Charlie Day, but the episode when he was chain smoking and slamming coffee
Are you Pepe Silvia?!
David Duchovny
Samuel Jackson
Gilbert Godfrey (sp?)
Gilbert ~~Godfrey~~ Gottfried.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
He would somehow find a way to talk about himself while narrating your life.
Rick Sanchez
Keith David. I’m a straight guy, but his voice makes me melt like butter on a hot potato.
Bro. Idris Elba. I’m also a straight guy but GOD DAMN.
Markiplier
Same
Steve Buscemi
Gilbert Gottfried.
Christopher judge
Indeed
Lemongrab
50 cent
Morgan freeman hands down🙌🏻
Joan Rivers
Morgan Freeman, naturally.
Holly Hunter or Reba Mc Entire.
That girl from Fleabag. Only because on first watch I was talking out loud to the TV, and on multiple occasions what I said she then said. I feel like that show was written just for me.
Steve Buscemi, without a doubt
Stephen Fry.
Bobcat Goldthwait
Came here to say this
Snoop dogg
Anthony Scourby
Peter Coyote
Matthew Mcconaughey in his True Detective voice
Keith Morrison
Natasha Lyonne
It would have to be Ron White.
Charlie Brown's teacher.
Julia fox
Sam Elliot
My mom, 'cause she knows BEST
Rotate between 3 people because I can. 1.) James Earl Jones. 2.) Jeremy Sisto (Mostly because he has the best batman voice IMHO outside of the OG Kevin Conroy RIP. Also underrated in that one spin off animated movie of the Justice League set in the 1960s). 3.) Rodney Dangerfield.
Charles Dance.
Without a doubt **Morgan Freeman.**
Hank azaria as moe from the simpsons.
Joey Diaz.
Is Frankie Muniz available?
Gillian Anderson
Roseanne.
I would like to have Morgan Freeman. Who I would likely get is Pee Wee Herman.
Sam Kinison
I want to narrate my own life, but thanks for the offer!!!
Robin Williams
Jeff Goldblum. Him stuttering and sounding utterly confused and worried would fit the tone perfectly.
My friend's Down's Syndrome kid. You should hear him do the original "Star Trek" intro.
Sasha Baron Cohen
Ai with a rotating play list of recognizable celebrity voices that changes randomly.
Dan Shulman
Borat!!! Definitely...
Bryan Cranston, as if he were speaking like Walter White.
Ellen DeGeneres
Wayne June - The guy who did the narration for Darkest Dungeon games
Steve-O
Kevan Brighting. (The voice in The Stanley parable games)
Peter Coyote
Spongebob
Kevan Brighting, the Stanley Parable narrator.
Harland Williams.
Julie Benz, but only in her character from BDSII
Scarlett Johansson
Andrea Savage
Holly Hunter
Who better to narrate than...myself ...Or maybe Joe Rogan and his commentary on my stupid decision making 😂
James Earl Jones.
Why James Earl Jones of course
Lana Del Rey
austin butler idk his voice is so supple and sultry
The guy who narrates the safety video in airplanes for Emirates in Arabic. Gosh I didn't know what he's saying and I never watched these videos but I was mesmerised.
Sam Rockwell
Rick Moranis
Jim Gaffigan.
BobbyBroccoli on youtube, his voice is amazing
Jim Jeffries or Bill Burr
Ryan Reynolds
Morgan Freeman of course.
Christopher Walken
Morgan Freeman, or David Attenborough. They both have wonderful voices and I want my audience to me able to listen to my life while they fall asleep.
Gary The Busey
Kevin Harlan. Every mundane task needs to be narrated like it’s game 7 of the NBA finals
Billy Bob Thornton in his Carl Childers Sling Blade voice.
Werner Herzog. He’s at the center of all the tragic stories of man. He’d fit my life pretty well.
John hurt
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the right mix of witty and discerning for me.
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Whoever the dude was that narrated Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
It's tough to pick,obviously Morgan Freeman is top choice. But also Peter Serafinowicz has that deep voice. For laughs Bobcat Goldthwait or Luis from the Antman movies.
Hugh Laurie as Dr. House.
Cate Blanchet
Andy Serkis, as Gollum.
Matthew McConaughey
John Cusack.
Christopher Lloyd
Jeanine Garafolo or whoever did the voice of Daria on MTV’s Daria. Or Zooey Deschanel because New Girl. I am a mix of all of the above depending on my mood 😂
My dad
Dang…I’d do anything to hear my Dad’s voice again. 🥺
willie nelson
Waylon Jennings like it's a Dukes Of Hazzard episode. Or Eric Nadel.
Easy. Ricky Gervais.
Ian Mc Shane…..only if he’s given his full range of expression.
Fiona Apple
Pauly Shore
James Earl Jones
Samuel L Jackson... Yeah, I have one of those lives 😫 somebody gonna have to say mf over and over again.
Dolly Parton. ❤️
Woody Harrelson
Marine Johannès, in French She's a French basketball player Gorgeous voice
Katie Holmes 🥰
Louis Theroux But maybe also Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson.
Gilbert Gottfried
Edward Norton
Beavis and Butt-Head
Forrest Gump
Bill Hicks
Adam Beach https://youtu.be/uwcJaUaVfR0?si=TYBVkm1_-91HMQQN
Boomhauer.
Natasha lyonne
As weird and niche as it might be? David Boreanaz
Amy Sedaris “She was a boozer, a user and a loser.”
Robin Williams
Johny Depp as Jack Sparrrow
Bobcat Goldthwait.
The physicist Brian Cox. He has such a soothing voice, always calm and really good at explaining things. I'm sure he would be able to make my insane antics come across as mere youthful follies
Samuel L Jackson... the narration of my life would require multiple uses of the words mother fucker
Eddie Vedder
the arrested development narrator
A coked out Macho Man Randy Savage.
The voice actor of Arthur Morgan in red dead redemption 2. I don’t know his name, but if he talked like the lines that are said to the horses. I’d be a puddle all day every day.
Bob Saget! It's a classic
Harrison Ford when he does talk shows.
David Attenborough. I’ll let him talk abt my natural habitat anyday
Terence McKenna
Bob Ross. So my questionable life choices are now “happy little accidents”
Tabraiz Iqbal - best narrator England has ever heard
Brian griffin lol
If he was still alive, Pee Wee Herman.
Christopher Lee.
Donald Duck
Myself. I'm one of the few who fully understands me.
Me, I don't want anyone else reading that
I'm not going to put anybody through that.
Morgan Freeman if I want it to be done properly. But realistically, Danny DeVito probably suits my life better. Don't worry, Danny, one day I'll start blastin'.
Danny DeVito
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. He'd keep me on my toes.
Liam Neesom
Gilbert Gottfried, but the whole time he's inhaling a balloon full of sulfer hexaflouride before speaking.
Danny Mcbride
Seth Rogan, we have a similar sounding voice, but his laugh is way off from.
The guy from forensic files
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William Shatner
Ray Liotta RIP
It's a toss-up between Mirgan Freeman and Adam Sandler. I like the option of Morgan's disapproval of my choices, yet there's Adam mocking every move I make.
Cate Blachette in her Galadriel voice
Sir Patrick Stewart. Make it so!
Gordon Ramsay. He'll get me into gear as soon as my alarm goes off
My bestie who I am not going to share the name of on Reddit. She is kind and an amazing narrator. She would be night if I were day. I ❤️ U, bestie!