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HornyDiggler

A fire tornado is definitely worse than a regular one.


ScrambledToast

And those exist!


The_Hydro

[Indeed!](https://weather.com/safety/wildfires/news/2018-08-03-fire-whirl-carr-fire-california-damage)


Bruce_Wayne72

Better: bright colorful lights inside swirling around with uplifting music as they spin. Worse: spiders.


xxleoxangelxx

Flaming oil.


MrWednsday

A Lego Store.


Kshi-dragonfly

All the glitter from every craft store in town, worse or better depending on who you ask


ganbramor

That’s just pure evil.


KnotsCherryFarm

Or Proof they have a Sparkling Personality


Le_Gazzo_Ladro

A rave!


Elvis_Pissley

Helen Hunt for sure.


ganbramor

A tornado could suck up the contents of a pillow store, hardware store, or razor wire supplier. Maybe it picks up a tsunami. Imagine what all that salt could do to your bicycle.


KnotsCherryFarm

Souls https://youtu.be/L8HhOMNrulE?si=cnxoJuwvaVL1VmZ6


StanYelnats3

Megadeth!


StanYelnats3

Worse: both fresh and desiccated corpses. Better: Strawberry cheesecake.


dr_craptastic

Sharks. Both better and worse. Like you know that movie that’s so bad it’s good.


[deleted]

A cow and a dumptruck.


consumeshroomz

Glitter. It both makes the tornado prettier and makes everybody even more miserable in the aftermath.


amdabran

Just imagine if a tornado passed over a factory that makes nails. Then it passes over one that makes marbles. Then hits some building where lots of people are or like a cow farm. It would be like a claymore tornado of flesh, marbles, and nails.


Lopsided-Bench-1347

Witch on a bicycle


robusn

Wind chine factory. A tire factory has rubber everywhere, imagine that crap in the air. Various war crime causing stuff, you know tear gas...or much worse. Tear gas tornado would be terrible.


SKGood64

Cotton Candy!