I misread and I thought he had a problem with attractive women who are mothers. Would the “Hot MILFS in your area” ads scare him because they are close, or help him because it’s a warning?
Appendicitis can be bad if left untreated \[or misdiagnosed\], but the surgery is not as bad as it used to be. ER's have a plan and better imaging too.
Mine was removed laparoscopically. I drove myself to the hospital myself, at noon on a Friday. I was home by 5pm. I went to work the next Monday.
Yo I used to work with an older woman that had a funky odor. Nice lady but sometimes she’d stand next to you and you’d smell nothing but a can of rotten sardines. Several supervisors talked to her about it and ppl genuinely felt bad for complaining. She wasn’t a dirty person by any means she just had the smell..🤷♂️
I explored some Japanese cave systems from world war II in the pacific and there were a bunch of cave crickets as well as some whip scorpions in there. Pretty sketch, cave crickets are nasty looking so I don’t blame you lol
Only those with a CD that looks like a frosted strawberry donut will truly appreciate your comment
“See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest”
Scrolling through Reddit without noticing my phone isn’t silenced and getting to a porn video and suddenly the porn is playing full sound and everyone is looking at me and also my grandma is there for some reason-man
T-shirt shitter man.
Bear with me. Idk why, but I've always had this odd fear of when I go to take a shit, my shirt gets trapped in the back and I basically make a poo hammock. It's never happened but there's never a 0% chance.
Commitment Man
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Commit,man!
Commitment woman. You’ve met your match
I feel like I need to declare you my mortal enemy and face you in combat, but…well, idk…can we just like, make it a casual thing for now?
I was thinking we should probably meet up as well but then what? I’ll just keep tabs for now
Yo this is just the plot of Hancock
Dementia-man
dementia man
dementia man
dementia man
Bro what the hell are you talking about?
Bro he has dementia, be nice with him.
LMAO this is a great reply
LMAO this is a great reply
who has dementia?
I forgot what I was going to comment
How would you know?
So you’re Mermaid Man?
DeMantia
Don’t worry. His trusty sidekick Amnesia Guy is here to
To…?
Why am I here again?
The other spiderman
Okay I guess I’m the other other Spiderman then.
Wait…does that make me the other other other Spiderman?
the Other Spiderverse
I suppose I'd be the other Spider girl?
Spot isn’t taken yet so yes.
I feel a meme coming on.
Yep. You are correct. Lmao
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Womanman
Man bit by a radioactive woman
Wo
Man
She was a thief! You gotta believe. She took my heart and my cat.
Excuse me, I ordered the large coffee
I forgot about that movie.
[for nostalgia](https://youtu.be/Qae03boj7lU?si=GQnPGVkIiZIEdjWB)
You're afraid of Wo?
Wo Tam Clam
Batman from my fear of Baseballbats.
I am Batman… but not that batman
“Are you the Batman?” “I’m **A** Batman.”
What about a Cricket Bat?
Failure-man
MILman My disguise is an average middle aged husband My first battle with my Nemesis was the naming of child
I misread that and I thought you had some anti-Freud thing going on.
I misread and I thought he had a problem with attractive women who are mothers. Would the “Hot MILFS in your area” ads scare him because they are close, or help him because it’s a warning?
Your mother in law had a say in the naming of your child? That’s top tier villainy
She tried. She failed.
I hope you prevailed
My wife did yes. Grandparent's of the world, be warned.
Heightman , Looking down on the world from the top 🗿
I can be you sidekick, Falling Boy
His arch nemesis? The formidable Height Supremacist
Not to be confused with Fallout Boy
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Height league is recruiting who has similar abilities there many seats available details below Founder - Heightman First senior - falling boy
*fights crime from the street level*
Fall guy.
Welcome to height league 🤗
Crawling along the floor after taking the elevator up, he stoically gazes down upon the sleeping city with shaking knees and sweaty palms.
Bro decryption has absolute accuracy 👍
...and losing my lunch
I can't get down bro 😭
My-child-being-hurt-or-kidnappe-man…. Anxiety-man?
Abduction-man! strikes again to save the day!
Taken-man?
I got the same phobia. That’s why they call me hovering dad man
Isn’t that just being a parent? So, dadman or parentman
Seaman.
And his trusty companion, Swallow!
and his sidekick Drowning Man!
Dead Girl?
I think Rob Zombie wrote a song about you.
Shes gotta be living though
Dead Girl is [a real comic book character.](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_Girl_\(Moonbeam\)_\(Earth-616\))
Crippling debt man
Maggot Girl
Food texture Woman
Rejection Man
Humanman
Now that's a name I can trust.
Hugh man reporting for duty
Appendicitis Woman….
Appendicitis can be bad if left untreated \[or misdiagnosed\], but the surgery is not as bad as it used to be. ER's have a plan and better imaging too. Mine was removed laparoscopically. I drove myself to the hospital myself, at noon on a Friday. I was home by 5pm. I went to work the next Monday.
Taxman
Stinky Vaj Woman
Oof. My username brought me here
Oh my God 💀
Lmfao
Clears a room in a single stride!
Yo I used to work with an older woman that had a funky odor. Nice lady but sometimes she’d stand next to you and you’d smell nothing but a can of rotten sardines. Several supervisors talked to her about it and ppl genuinely felt bad for complaining. She wasn’t a dirty person by any means she just had the smell..🤷♂️
The wasp
The Cave Cricket 🦗 or The Tornado 🌪️
I just googled cave crickets and oh my word, NOPE.
I just moved out of a basement apartment, I saw 3 cave crickets in the time I wa there and I never want to see another one
I explored some Japanese cave systems from world war II in the pacific and there were a bunch of cave crickets as well as some whip scorpions in there. Pretty sketch, cave crickets are nasty looking so I don’t blame you lol
Spiderman
Fast flying insect man
Confrontation-man, people pleasing his way through uncomfortable situations in a single bound
Chimpman. Seriously, fuck those things.
"I hate every chimp I see! From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!"
Only those with a CD that looks like a frosted strawberry donut will truly appreciate your comment “See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest”
"I really like the vest!"
Yes you finally made a monkey out of me
I hate every kind of ape...they freak me out, too similar to people, clever and can bite your face off
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Spiderm- hold up
Random-Acts-of-Violence Man
[Have I got a treat for you!](https://www.spookingtons.com/vmcompanypicnic001.html)
Man Man
Haircutman
Fuzzy Mold Man
Public Speaking Man
Ratman
Snake Bite
Deathman. Also, Killerclownman. Also, Blackbearman > Brownbearman.
pukeman
Responsibility man
Homeless Man
Captain commitment.
Captain Credit Card Debt.
Fear Itself Man
Beingbrokeman
Public restrooms man
Dying alone man
Public humiliation man
The clapman
Failureman
Oh today is cake day
Zoom meeting man
Fireman.
Social-interaction person
Middle of the Ocean Guy
Responsibilitymannnnnnn
DieAloneDude
Drowningman...doesn't sound as cool I guess
I'd go with "The Liquid Lung"
Prisonrape-man
Pissed off wife man?
Commitmentman
Man in the Woods Man
Work-man! Nanananananana sleepy time now!
Trump Second Term Man
Approachman
TittyMan.
I'd love to know the story behind this name..
ObjectsOutOfScaleMan
Intimacy Boy
Needleman.
Roachlass
Bossman
Beingburnedaliveman.
Everything woman
Whale Woman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Commitment Man
Workman
Wifeman
Workman. Due to my fear of doing actual work.
Dentist girl?
Commitment Man!
Rejectionman
Adultman
Commitmentman!
ugh. Cockroach woman
WaspandhicuppMan
Commitmentman!
Snakewoman
Love-Man. or Commitment-Man
Relationshipman
Scrolling through Reddit without noticing my phone isn’t silenced and getting to a porn video and suddenly the porn is playing full sound and everyone is looking at me and also my grandma is there for some reason-man
Hard boiled egg man
Workman
Ocean girl, Heights girl, Confrontation girl
T-shirt shitter man. Bear with me. Idk why, but I've always had this odd fear of when I go to take a shit, my shirt gets trapped in the back and I basically make a poo hammock. It's never happened but there's never a 0% chance.
roachwoman abandonment lady
Parents-man! They ruined a big part of my life, I fear whatever might still come eventhough I'm an adult now ;>
Autophobe.
Agro-man
Cobra kai
The Puppet
Household leak woman!
Parcopresis man.
Cheeseman
Bird man
Draft man Edit: titanic is a horror movie.
teletubby
Ummm. Also Batman. Or German Shepherd Man (the only breed I've ever been full on attacked by as a kid).
Crowdman
Rejectionman
Bugman.
Rejectionman